OCCUPY NORTH POLE!!! SANTACON!!!

[psngladiator1]

Santa back words is atnaS

[leticiavee]

my fave christmas present was tickets to see Rain: Tribute to the Beatles on Broadway. THE BEST GIFT EVER!

[trishbigfan100]

THAT'S WHY SANTA DIDN'T GET ME PRESENTS! STUPIED ELFS!

[cherrylipgloss1979]

*giggles* good job.

[toreerulz]

@DrCoolSex this year can you go to the occupy wall street and do the elves are not slaves protest

[abigaillane94]

My furby melted cause I wrapped it up in a blanket and put under my car seat cause it wouldn't SHUT THE FUCK UP.

[animelover7155]

my favorite christmas present was a computer! :D

[thefunkyhermit]

Lol. We did almost the exact same thing here in Victoria, BC. Our signs were "Beware the Red Menace" and "Better dead than Red". Nice to see others spreading the word :)

[wombatron]

how this doesn't have a million hits is beyond me. nice work cools and ex, and the doc

[DrCoolSex]

@wombatron Thanks, Womb, A, & the Tron!

[AceChase2579]

@Drcoolsex lol XD i allway restart it so i just keeps on suffering XP

[AceChase2579]

Tamagotchie RULES XD lol

[DrCoolSex]

@AceChase2579 lol i would overfeed mine until it died. POWER!!!!! -Alex

[xFreakmasterx]

1:05 Jesus? xD

[The1stMewIchigo]

OMG this was made on my birthday!

[snickers53552]

maby their not slaves but they are semi retarded midgutes that run around in green tights thats kinda weird

[viniciusMOS1]

My real lightsaber

[MrSpartacus151]

a life

[GotRandomStuff]

you guys.... baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[GotRandomStuff]

you guys baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[8centralcal3hust1er]

Micro machines loved them even though I kept losing them

[Angelblade717]

Heh, homoerotic-wrestler Santa! :D

[TheAdmirableAdmiral]

apparently the elves could only make mid 90s fad toys

[Coonclaws]

it was a toy aircraft carrier that i got i had it for many year

[avrilgirl1801]

the comic con videos!!!!!!

[AnimeKitty202]

My phone.

[orangebunny315]

A pillow pet :)

[xxlkbabyxx]

the worst present i got was an orange that got really moldy in the post and the best present was a nintendo wii

[darkclownkiller1356]

My girlfriends virgenaty

[AnimeKitty202]

@darkclownkiller1356 She must be proud.. especially sense you spelled virginity wrong. >_> By the way, that was sarcasm.

[Spenchjerta]

An Xbox 360

[parradise1]

i just bought a new tamagotchi 2 weeks ago :D

i'm 23.

sigh

[Gaia1fan]

1:43 "Now i wanna vomit!!"

[peppercorntree]

it would have to be my walk man, when i was 6. that was like '93 i was so ballin.

[awesomeinmyworld]

i got an early preasent yesterday, a new high-def tv for our living room!

[SuperMaxo1000]

My favourite christmas present: When my grandad got me Sims 2 when I was like 6 or 7 and I haven't stopped collecting the expansions packs since!

[content3300]

Favorite Christmas present, hmmm.....  NINTENDO SIXTY-FOOOOOOUUUUURRRRR!!!!!

[BriL0v3r]

Oh tamagotchis! I remember having a bunch of them when I was little. I once had this cat tamagotchi that I let my sister {who is younger than me and was like I wanna say 3 or 4 at the time} babysit it while I was at school. Apparently, it was hungry so my sister decided to dip the pet into milk; thinking it would satisfy its hunger. Needless to say, when I got home from school that day, I came home to a tamagotchi drenched in milk and it had died forever.

[TheMrgreen1313]

@BriL0v3r cool



[Kate4321234]

I would actually like a psp

[RaeRaeDizzaster]

Favorite Christmas present ever? That would have to be the complete Lord of the Rings special edition DVD set. I cried. Number 2 present would be Foo Fighter concert tickets. Good times

[MrIanCinco]

This is very funny. I wish I ran into you guys during this years con. To this day - the best gift I ever got for Christmas - (and this is a coincidental pun) - was an ELF double cross BMX bike. ELF standing for Extra Light Frame.

[gregorymurtha]

HAHAHA, I still can't handle 1:21

[knotightul]

Did they say "We want healthcare" or "We want elf care"?

[marioman212]

@knotightul elf care

[JesseRocksYourMom]

a airplane full of condoms bitches

[mlgp7223]

my guitar

[SuperPaperMaster]

My favorite present was paper mario the thousand-year door for the gamecube.

[Fwiggle]

You clearly took your protesting experience from the Westboro Baptist Church :P love it! also my favourite Christmas present was a pair of flowery Doc Martins, cos I had a pair when I was 4...good times

[RESTAURIERTdasDKR]

the best gift ever where a Cloning Machine so i could clone everybody, and make them to my slave

[mission762008]

I see things like this...and I'm thankful to not be a part of that generation. These are grown men and women.

[eggplnt]

Bahahaha! Jesus Santa!  Awesome

[MissCoolSex]

Lol this is 2 funny. Alex is actually a really good dancer! Oh and when the person yells out Bop It...luv it. ;-) <3

[karmenleoncarmen]

The best Christmas gift I received was the visit of my uncle that I didn’t see in 10 years :')

[nazzly123]

a nintendo wii. FROM MY UNCLE

[hazeljohnson2009]

RUBIX CUBE MADE BY ELFS WAS MY BESTEST PREASENT EVEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!!! :D

[obanfans]

1:20 WTF lmao X''D was that suppose to happen???? XD <3333

[khunopie]

Fake and Gay

[karnowo123]

$200

[SweetMiz]

saw this on the bay area's 7Live - hilarious!

[tatmac1]

MY PARENTS DIVORCE! BEST EVAR!

[TheMrgreen1313]

dick in a boxx XD

[Polop9361]

a box of trogan condoms

[GuyEndore]

meh

[Julia110858]

YOU GUYS ARE SO FUNNY!

[DeathSammich]

blo-j

[tikkeltje]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­ha

Nice, how many people you managed to get to come?

[thefoxymoxie]

omg i love you!

[PuperCaptainFalcon]

NFS UNDERGROUND 2

[Vleertouwer]

don't celebrate christmas...

Sinterklaas > santa claus

[SpaceBall96]

Furbies ftw!

[DrCoolSex]

@SpaceBall96 Those were awesome and terrible. If you put two together they would not shut up. My friend had to stick his in his sock drawer to drown out the annoying laughter. -Alex

[SpaceBall96]

@DrCoolSex And you're speaking of furry babies right?

[SpaceBall96]

@DrCoolSex Are you even talking about furry babies?

[Spenchjerta]

@DrCoolSex try 4 furbies..... Noise Appocolipse

[SpaceBall96]

My best christmas present ever was totally my Playstation One!

[baw1369]

seeing jesus reminded me of futurama, my favorite gift would have to be my snes, basically where my love of nintendo grew

[MovieProjector]

SANTA CHRIST!!!



[TheFckya]

i don't celebrate christmas i'm dutch i celebrate sinterklaas it's awesome and we do use slaves

[Amberspaz55]

LOL the IZ WRONG! guy was awesome haha I'm still laughing. Best Christmas vid ever.

[scootsie119]

SNES, only becasue of the story that goes with it. i have time so ill tell it, TOO BAD.

My family wasnt too rich, we still had great xmas's though and they did there best, i didnt ask for a snes when it first came out cuz i knew i wasnt getting it(but i hinted). but the 2nd maybe even 3rd year i did.(BTw i never knew what i was gettgin i would just pick a bunch of things and have them choose). so xmas day i got a bunch of small things i wanted and some clothes and thats all....(cont)

[scootsie119]

i didnt wanna seem like a spoiled brat, but i was upset, and even more upset after my brothers wer making fun of my cuz i didnt get it. Than my parents started laughing and my mom said "youre aunt called she said u can open her gift". I said no. My dad gave it to me and said jsut open it. It was a SNES and megamanX :D. the funny thing is those presents were under the tree since NOv wiht my aunts name on them, one day i even looked at teh small 1 and though this looks like a SNES game.

[DrCoolSex]

@scootsie119 Ha what a sneaky move. We'll have to use the name switcheroo on our kids!

[elliotej92]

flesh light :D

[orsolli]

1:00 favorite :D

[sneakybadger760]

rc truck

[ShokuaK]

The best Christmas present I ever got would have to be my Nintendo Gamecube.

P.S. I'm an atheist.

[magomra]

The Angry Easter Bunny Santa was not planned, we did not know him.

[DrCoolSex]

The Easter Bunny fed Dustin whiskey as a sign of peace after that attack.

[IABProductions]

My most favorite Christmas present ever was the $20 from Dr. Cool Sex that I got for Christmas 2010.

[IABProductions]

I love how Jesus was there too.

[magomra]

Where can I sign up to support NoPoFTA?!

[PhotoJoe7]

game boy pocket

[lilchocoluver]

hahaha this was hilarious!!

[xxyevxx]

I would say that I hate christmas, so your video is the best present I've ever had, thanks

[DrCoolSex]

@xxyevxx Awwwwwww! You warmed our icy, Grinch hearts with your comment. Thanks.

[BishStoleMuhYoshi]

LMFAO this is so awesome.

[yessongs1]

Pretty tall elves!

[thatjessicaahhh]

FURBIE.

nuff said.

[graywolf82002]

A Teddy Bear I named Ted that my grandparents give to me for Christmas when I was 7, I had that thing until I was 16.

[whysdarknesssobad]

My Gibson Les Paul!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D

[tanman1110]

Where did you get you PHD to be a Dr?

[FAILitwasEPIC]

Santacon in New York? As in the thing where everyone dresses up as Santa and goes bar hopping? My friend when tew that.

[FAILitwasEPIC]

@FAILitwasEPIC Went not when. I fail.

[MrMatteypoo]

one time my sister shat in a pizza box and gave it to me for christmas....

[monstacoco]

LOL @ jesus randomly in the video@ 1:03

[SuperZzoozz]

I GOT A PS3

[poisonive45454]

Rock Band

[DrCoolSex]

@poisonive45454 I just got Beatles Rock Band and it is the best thing on the planet.

[sakiyukiXD]

Easy-Bake Oven!

[MoonFIame]

My favorite Christmas present was my laptop, and if I didn't have it, I wouldn't be here right now.

[DrCoolSex]

@MoonFIame Amen to laptops.

[shampoovta]

The Santa Claus 4. The Socialist Claus

[shampoovta]

@shampoovta Oh best present, uh Barbie Doll Van 1970's. I had to share it with my sister,.. grrr. All my Barbies were super heroes dressed in aluminum foil costumes I made them. So the Van was there mobile base of operations. :D

[DrCoolSex]

@shampoovta That is awesome and so creative.

[captainra]

Best present ever was in 1986 my dad bought every Masters of the Universe figure and castle Greyskull from the store so I would have them to fight my sisters She-Ra figures. LOL

[DrCoolSex]

@captainra I used to have a He-Man action figure that you put caps in his back and he made loud sounds. it was great! - Dustin

[captainra]

@DrCoolSex Cool Dustin. Now I am just 80's kid collecting memories in DVD format. So far I have almost every animated show I grew up with. Prize gems are Thundercats, Spider-Woman, and Thundarr the .barbarian

[irishtrash15]

Anything I recieved when I was very young. Christmas always seemed better then.

[Spooficity]

people who say why is easter bunny attacking him ITS CUZ YOU TOUCH YOURSELF AT NIGHT!!!!!!!!

[shadowkepper]

SUPER MARIO KART DOUBLE DASH!!!

[ArthVaduh]

Probably My Nintendo 64 when I was eight, I had a lot of good memories :)

[emem192]

iHome

[admir7656]

mine was the Super Nintendo my first game system memories i have all SNES games and NES games and that was my only christmas present and my only gaming syestem so i have no choice :'(

[soovlas]

Probably my psp when i freaked out and started running around the table for like 5 min.

[henrysinaga]

My favorite christmas present was receiving anal sex from my buddy!

[nop98]

My psp that i got for christmas of 2008

[neomarsu]

My brother's guitar and microphone set. He was seven, I was four. According to him, I'm still a diva.

:)

[fizr18]

Gameboy color with Pokemon Red, Blue and Yellow!!!

[Sierraissicknasty]

A GIANT STUFFED UNICORN i was 3 okay...

[BLACKRedDragon]

The Ecto-1 toy car & Firehouse from the old Real Ghostbusters cartoon

[geenagirlboo]

when i was 6 and got barbies dream house... thanks elves ;)

[carlillosLuque]

my favorite christmas present was a video for the elfcare!!

thank you guys, you made my perfect christmas♥

[LaurenMaiden]

A puppy

[scullface456]

this video :D

[Poupoun3Rock3us3]

Hmmm, maybe my game boy color with my yellow pokemon game ^^

That I still play with...

[Starlina078]

my favorite christmas present was my teddy bear. ;)

[DeidarasAkatsukiBabe]

When i got my go kart from my grandpa at the age of like 12. I rode that thing until i was too big for it.

[TheSanchez95]

when i got my first gaming console when i was 8 (Game Boy Color) im 15 now

[hatchetdragn]

Game Genie

[agentcamo]

I want a entire collection of POGS and SLAMMERS!

Thumbs up if you know what those are!

[magomra]

Ghostbusters Fire house and Ecto-1 back for X-Mas '88!

[oceanlilly69]

my favorite toy i got for xmas was a charlie in the boxs (it was replicated from rudolph the red nose raindeer)

[dollcatcher]

awesome x3

Now I want to live in america o,o

my favourite present was...uhm...hard to say...my ps2 and my albino rat (love the little one)

[crystalbow16]

my fav one was n64. old times

[Zhinzhu]

i dont get presents basically we put up a tree and ignore it the whole weeks its up..

[LoveMeKege]

my gameboy color it was metallic blue ^_^ and pokemon red =D <3 i miss those days...

[actresss247]

is it lame that my favorite christmas present ever was a pair of socks?....in my defense they were fuzzy

[MarkTheMagnificent]

My favorite Christmas present was probably either socks or money. I like a practical Christmas.

[Spyroyahoo]

Xbox360:)

[speedofdark342]

my combination wrench set.

[qazws00]

a easy bake oven was my fave thing ever! i still have it 14 years later!

[RomanRdz216]

Ahh, Hahahah, You Are The Best :). You Can Do Ipod Touchs?? :D.

[SydneyMLoves]

Haha black santas at 2:09 ;)

[rrcczz]

A hat

[jMan9244]

Nintendo 64 DEFINITELY

[DrCoolSex]

@jMan9244 That was my best Chanuka gift ever. Came with Super Mario 64, an extra controller, and Golden Eye (perhaps the single greatest N64 game ever). ~Alex

[platypusssss]

My favorite gift was a dream I had on Christmas night:

There was Sarah Palin eaten alive by a pack of cannibals... And then I went on to them... and handed them ketchup.

The next morning I woke up feeling completely satisfied.

[kibascheza101]

I greatly enjoy this.

[DrCoolSex]

@kibascheza101 And we greatly appreciate this. :)

[xhifbhiex]

A mass destruction weapon capable of destroying entire planets

[DrCoolSex]

@xhifbhiex Oh hey, Darth Vader. I didn't know you were on Youtube. Thanks for watching, Lord Vader!

[bikiniisland]

best present was a garbage bag(santa was too drunk too wrap them) full of games like pefection and superfection

[GDTV222]

o dislikes Nice - let this be

[MochiMegan]

Favorite Christmas present? Ahh uhm.. Every time I got a new video game system! xDI remember the being so happy with each one..

Love this, guys! So funny!! :)

[supermax125]

1:04, jesus santa :)

[Franpowah]

Oh god this was so awesome.

[METALMAN4Wii]

Nintendo 64.......!

[METALMAN4Wii]

Why don't you tell them you can make Intellivison Game consoles too....? ( don't remember it, don't worry nether does 90% of gammers today )

[JillHanner]

haha :) great job not getting more beat up by Santas!

[DrCoolSex]

@JillHanner yeah the Santa's were nice, the Easter Bunny was the only one we had to worry about.

[jessica56786789]

uh... ps3 lol

[MrBowwowman]

my first prostitute, now that was a joy

[SystemTrinity]

@MrBowwowman Love your comment ; ) Best out of every one I've seen here hahaha

[fatcat529]

playstation one