I heard about this channel from two completely separate sources in a day. That and the videos being quite entertaining make me feel like this is viral. The view count always takes me by surprise. How are you not famous yet?!
@jesusmetal92107 Are you Jesus? If so, that would mean God is your Dad. And if God is your Dad, that would mean you want me to be God's Dad. I accept your offer, Jesus. However, if you are Hispanic and your name is pronounced Hay-Zues, I can't be your Grandpa because I don't like burritos.
@MisterForthright i am not jesus. i am jesusmetal. i am a piece of metal that looks like jesus. i would be asking you to be the grandfather of a piece of metal, which would probably make you the ore.
WAIIIIIT don't light your couch on fire!
DDRsensation 1 month ago in playlist More videos from MisterForthright
I know what just happened Mr. Forthright...you became my new favorite person
hmmmidunno4 1 month ago in playlist More videos from MisterForthright
"melt dry ice, makes dry water. swim in that."
Please excuse me while i laugh my ass off.
Kabhaq 1 month ago
Light my couch on fire
Make sushi.
DDRsensation 1 month ago
I heard about this channel from two completely separate sources in a day. That and the videos being quite entertaining make me feel like this is viral. The view count always takes me by surprise. How are you not famous yet?!
ragingkittai 1 month ago 4
@ragingkittai agreed -- me too.
edmonjel 1 month ago
I knew that home laminator kit would come in handy one day!
MissTritium 1 month ago
could you be my grandpa?
jesusmetal92107 1 month ago 3
@jesusmetal92107 I agree with this comment completely.
LovelyK1m 1 month ago
@jesusmetal92107 Are you Jesus? If so, that would mean God is your Dad. And if God is your Dad, that would mean you want me to be God's Dad. I accept your offer, Jesus. However, if you are Hispanic and your name is pronounced Hay-Zues, I can't be your Grandpa because I don't like burritos.
MisterForthright 1 week ago 6
@MisterForthright i am not jesus. i am jesusmetal. i am a piece of metal that looks like jesus. i would be asking you to be the grandfather of a piece of metal, which would probably make you the ore.
jesusmetal92107 1 week ago