Portal Walkthrough Part 7 - YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE CAKE

[DoroLover]

The first time I played this game, I finished the last test and when I turned the corner and saw the fire, I was like "HOLY BALLS! IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE MY CAKE?!?"

[DarkxideX]

Yummy flaming death.:D

[mythbuster43]

@DoroLover You don't eat the cake...

You ARE the cake!

[mythbuster43]

@DoroLover You don't eat the cake...

You ARE the cake!

[DoroLover]

@mythbuster43 O.O It all makes sense now...

[DoroLover]

@mythbuster43 Mind. Blown. O.O

[DoroLover]

@YourPervertNextDoor You wish is my command! *snaps fingers and makes a copy of Portal 2 appear* TADAAAAAAH! X3

[Hawelo92]

@YourPervertNextDoor Exactly.

[Hawelo92]

@YourPervertNextDoor ...funny how that exactly happens in Portal 2...

[ZeebyUK]

i was on skype when he made that call

i realised that it wasent mine

it was as scary as hell

[DarkxideX]

Sorry brah. XD

[ZeebyUK]

@DarkxideX anyway it's an awesome walkthrough

[guuchan101]

@ZeebyUK LOOOL that happened to me too!! XDD

[DesianxPrincess]

@ZeebyUK SAME hahaha. Except I wasn't logged into Skype so it scared me even more :S

[Legitvirus]

did they really have to try and fucking kill u?? honestly, how expensive is cake!?

[DarkxideX]

It better be the best cake ever. :D

[95wave]

what would happen if you portaled a living thing? you could see inside your stomache :D

[DarkxideX]

Or rather you'd see the portal as normal. The only way you'd see the insides if you shot it through your mouth or something.

... and at that point we're not doing science and wanting to scar one's body forever.

[maxblast100]

if m&ms are magic whats skittles

[DarkxideX]

Rainbows.

And they make scout cry. :D

[iEmmie83]

Oh no. A slow moving platform heading towards a fire located below an escape. I have this portal making device that bends the laws of time and space. Whatever shall I do?

[DarkxideX]

Put portal gun in mouth?

Nahhh. D:

[iEmmie83]

@DarkxideX That's what I was thinking :/

[JustAmazingLikeThat]

I really thought that was my skype. Great job for throwing everyone off! XD

[DarkxideX]

Just as planned? XD

[MiniChocolateTTown]

@JustAmazingLikeThat

And still, I read your comment, and thought that WAS my skype.

way to go, me.

[341464]

Grab my balls lol wut

[DarkxideX]

Do it or I do it for you! :O

[lmaocats101]

I was like "[hears skype]...[ignores]....[it keeps beeping]...Wait...Is that mine?" DX

[DarkxideX]

Just as planned? :P

[starfleetcc]

@lmaocats101 i thought that same exact thing

[Pagangardener21]

@lmaocats101 i thought it was my skype and then i was like "wait, i don't have it open..."

[117nmw]

aren´t you pissed at gladows? she trys to bake you and make some sort of... dude-with-portal-gun-cake

[DarkxideX]

Nah, I'm sure it's just her job. ;D

[Skarla91]

:D yay party and cake

[DarkxideX]

A magical two for one deal! ;D

[DarkxideX]

Bwah. :3

[lforlight]

@YourPervertNextDoor The portal may work only on flat surfaces. Besides, the moment you send the portal to the moon, you will face vacuum. The portal will become a huge sucking hole on the ground, and you will probably be sucked into the portal, and out to the moon, causing your death.

I don't think it's something to be happy about.

[Gripper6767]

that level was soooo hard on advanced. but i finally got it :D

[DarkxideX]

How? :O

[gaaralover187]

..I feel like I've played this before...But I can't remember if I did or didn't o.o

[DarkxideX]

Perhaps once upon a dream.

[gaaralover187]

@DarkxideX Hmm...It's actually kinda freaky xD

[mrslovvet]

@gaaralover187 Nobody ever remembers playing this game. I'm sure DarkxideX doesn't, either. These videos confuse him.

[gaaralover187]

@mrslovvet

....OMG.

[DarkxideX]

MIND.  BLOWN.

[huuballawick]

@mrslovvet DarkxideX Remembers ALL WHO STAND IN HIS PATH!

[KidIcarusFTW]

lawl when the skype noise happened i thought it was my skype and thought someone was calling me

[DarkxideX]

Just as planned?

[modernmusic52]

i grabbed a diet dr pepper cherry and a cheeseburger lol

[DarkxideX]

Very practical.

[GattaLoveItachi]

@YourPervertNextDoor I dont think it would be able to travel through our atmosphere.

[Killermushy1]

I grabbed my portal gun.

[DarkxideX]

:3

:D

[bahamuteem]

im so going to join to that electric seminar before portal 2! where its held?

[DarkxideX]

Downstairs in the Aperture Science Employee lobby.

[bahamuteem]

@DarkxideX thx cya there :D

[allglorytohypnotoad1]

i grabbed some chips

[DarkxideX]

That works. :o

[jungla3]

I grabbed some tape._.

[DarkxideX]

Eh, that works.

[InsaneGamer921]

Haha, I heard the Skype thing and I was like "Shit, someone is calling me!"

[DarkxideX]

@InsaneGamer921 lolz

[TekranoXx]

i grabbed my balls =3

[DarkxideX]

Splendid. :3

[DarkxideX]

I dunno about that.

This was me faffing about. XD

[untucheddude]

lmao "grab a soda, grab a drink, grab whatever, grab your balls, and prepare for awsome!" XD

[DarkxideX]

Follow these steps, and you would be ready. ;D

[WrenxAirie]

dont have balls, so i grabbed some soup instead, har har XD

your hilarious, i am much entertained :3

*eats chicken soup*

[DarkxideX]

: D

[RockinTutorials]

for a minute there i thought MY skype was ringing haha

[DarkxideX]

Clever me. ;D

[arios54]

M&Ms are frickin magic.

[DarkxideX]

And I believe in magic.

In a young girl's heart.

[MirageES]

@ DarkxideX

Most epic response ever. I wonder how many people get that song reference.

[DarkxideX]

Only the truly worthy of the kingdom of heaven shall.

Here's your key to the pearly gates. XD

[Pra5286]

7,777 views

[DarkxideX]

Impressive.

Most impressive.

[DarkxideX]

You'd die from pressure change, but yeah. :D

[arios54]

Maybe put on a space suit then shoot the gun.

[mrslovvet]

I love the music impending death at 6:05.

[DarkxideX]

It's a fun tune.

[srn347]

Cake may be great, but a portal gun you can keep instead is better.

[DarkxideX]

/truth

[antonioohama]

At 1:35 I thought you would miss the portal. What would happen then?

[DarkxideX]

Extensive death.

[ioddandodd]

why ish da cake always a lie?!!

cursesh!! DX

o well, at leasht the walls aren't a lie :)

[DarkxideX]

OR ARE THEY?! D:

[ioddandodd]

NO!!!

o well at leat air is real :)

[Joshua5003]

That's what the Russians said when they landed on the moon for the first time :O. . .

[ioddandodd]

well im notbthat dumb to think that.

[Xorital]

I know santa is real D: he touched me

[DarkxideX]

Point to where he touched you on this doll. D:

[Xorital]

*points at the nose* D:

[LukeDude759]

glados said there would be cake :(

[DarkxideX]

It gives me sad. D:

[DarkFlame7755]

You want to know what I grabbed?

And I am a male FYI..

[DarkxideX]

Gasp. :O

[thetimor1]

at 9:25 you can hear skype

[DarkxideX]

Yes.

[deloreandmc88]

Were is the cake?!i am cake!!!!!!!!

[DarkxideX]

Nom. D:

[deloreandmc88]

lol,Gramatic error!The right is"i WANT Cake^^"

[DarkxideX]

Your boobies. :D

[DarkxideX]

srsly

[deloreandmc88]

OMG!

[DarkxideX]

wat?

[crzywafflez]

lol grab a soda, grab a snack, grab your balls XD

[DarkxideX]

Best be ready.

[DownMine103]

DUDE I LUV YOUR VOICE. It turns me and my friend on. Cake is fake. Its mud.

And cookies that haz been aten

[DarkxideX]

Both ladies I presume? ;D Otherwise, I'm still flattered. XD

Glad you enjoyed it. XD

[warioluigi2]

wtf lmao

[angelordevil66]

The cake is a lie..and the cube is a whore....

Nothing is good in this world....

Except cookies...cookies are not a lie! XD

[DarkxideX]

But I ated them. :\

[angelordevil66]

But they're still never a lie XD

Cake is tho...-_-

[animelover123344]

i has a soda and snacks but i is a girl so i cant grab balls. so does tht make me sorta prepare for awesome?

[DarkxideX]

If nothing else, grab your feet. That shall suit as a substitute.

[warioluigi2]

idk u would have to ask the awesome police or somthing lol

[candyanime2]

But...I can't grab any of those things. I has no sodas or snacks nearby...and I'm a girl. ;_; I cannot properly prepare for awesome.

[DarkxideX]

Then you must learn. ;.;

[Pianodecruscendo]

The cake is totally not a lie!

But the cure sure is. D:

[DarkxideX]

Yes.

[TERMINATORGUY666]

SANTA IS NOT A LIE! :D

[DarkxideX]

WHEEEEE

[penguinboy666]

Grab a soda Grab a snack Grab your balls

[DarkxideX]

GRABBIN

[metaknight69]

i was totally grabbing my balls...wate i should not have said that!

[TheLightingThief]

whats the intro?

[DarkxideX]

Awesome. o.o

Rhetorical questions. :D

[DarkxideX]

Not changing it. I don't change fact. XD

[lordpraiser69]

what if santa was glowing and produced a humming noise?

[DarkxideX]

Then RUUUUN

[eurekanine]

"You must drop the weapon at the end of the test." Like HELL I will!

[DarkxideX]

NEVAR

[Hylianshield2000]

LMAO....

D: Hello little guys...looks like you're broken...*pokes* Yup, you are broken...

[DarkxideX]

Good to be sure.

[GameBuster43]

The back rooms of the Apeture Science Lab kinda remind me of Silent Hill's Otherworld, with it's run-down look, reddish colour theme and fans all over the place.

[DarkxideX]

Except no random chanting. :D

[greatgameguy]

I discovered today that the cake is not a lie!

[DarkxideX]

Well done. :D

[AbbiXIII]

THE CAKE IS A LIE!

MY LIFE IS A LIE!

EVERYONE IS A LIE!

I'M TURNING TO AN EMO!

LOL...

Gosh insanity is infectious!

[DarkxideX]

You should know this by now. XD

[Mattie2013]

I AM INSANITY.

*Starts stabbing clowns with a rusty spoon while wearing a donkey mask*

[rubberband531]

near the end of the video, i thought it was my skype going off.

[DarkxideX]

Not the only one.

[killajamoney]

im going to wher da party is lol im going anyways cuz that da american way that funny lol

[DarkxideX]

Pff.

[32tim32]

whats the intro song's name?

[DarkxideX]

Shinedown.

Sound of Madness.

Spread the word.

[DarkxideX]

WELL DONE

[0YtsanBlowout0]

G : now where are you?

d : Now thats disturbing!

LULZ

[DarkxideX]

Gotta be realistic. :P

[Gamemaster863]

LOlz grab a drink grab a soda grab ur balls!

[DarkxideX]

Just grab! XD

[starwars96]

that was funny.

GLaDOS : What are you doing?

Darkxide : nothing....

G : stop it

D : What?

[DarkxideX]

I think I'm being reasonable by asking that. :P

[shadowsofshadow]

Omg... Android Hell.. IT IS REAL!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! HOLD ME DILLON I DON'T WANNA DIE YET!

[DarkxideX]

We'll see. D< XD

[Iwillrateyou]

grab a soda, grab a drink, grab your balls...

xD

[DarkxideX]

You're in for a bumpier ride than you think. :D XD

[AstralBrandon]

no balls your playing as a Female

[DarkxideX]

That's where you're both off-topic AND wrong, Watson! 8D

Boobies are jiggly orbs.

[flaxtake5]

actually the heart cube is not dead when u burned it and there is cake real cake

but u cant eat it is virtual of course

and the part where it drags u in the fire there is a music that would make me scared like i feel i was goin to die

[DarkxideX]

Yes.

I know. XD

[DarkxideX]

Just as planned. >D

[flaxtake5]

man when u jumped i was all like barfing but i woldunt want to say anything sick because i was for like 3 days lol

[DarkxideX]

I'm not sure what you said, but I'll presume you meant you liked the video. XD

[Auron10124]

the american way is the great way!

[DarkxideX]

THE ONLY. >3 XD

[lie]

[monkeyman423]

sorry to break it to you darkxide but santa isn't real

[DarkxideX]

YOUR NON-SANTA IS A LIE.

[DaViDpEE12]

I saw my mom write to James from santa Santa is a lie

[DarkxideX]

THUS YOUR MOM IS SANTA

THUS SHE'S A LIE

[DaViDpEE12]

did you just call my mom a lie

[DarkxideX]

Nah, I just IMPLIED she was based on IF Santa were a lie.

[DaViDpEE12]

oh,ok

[JamieC781]

hmmm i dont have the orange box one with the 3 games i just bought the game not the 1 with 3 games and there was no fire just a pit of rubbish but GLaDos said somthing about heat XD

[DarkxideX]

The device can survive temperatures up to 9000 degrees Kelvin 8D

lolz