Eddie Murphy about women part 2 (RAW, 1987)

[ellaartiss]

Uhm-fufu rocks!!!

[joaocbsousa]

"You can buy all the zebras and bones you want. Go back home in style." He he he...

[rookiesmith7]

Gotta love Umh fufu.

[beccaboard]

english subs for an english speaking vid....really?

[dragonhearted375]

@beccaboard Did you ever think of the people that watch this might be either:

a) Deaf OR

b) don't understand English like us natives due to English not being their first language

[beccaboard]

@dragonhearted375 you are absolutely right, I did not think of those things.

[joaocbsousa]

@beccaboard This way hearing impaired people are able to follow the show. I'm all for subtitles. :)

[thelunabrosml]

The woods of Africa??? damn never heard of those!!

[isasxoxo]

i first watch that in vh1

[Zmononoke]

we should have told tiger that

[ladyspilee]

eddie was sooooooooooo hooooooooooooot

[flakskuk]

7:16-7:25 xD

[ouwetwarrior]

I made 8 girls scream "OOOHH!!"

[Breshaun718]

"im yours!" "fuck you bitch" hahaha lol

[Zhyperos]

9:37 roflmao!!!!!!!!! HAhahahahhahahaa

[bhevo123]

too real!!!

[Hulkmania316]

This is true today and it was true in the past.

[boyvip9844]

Give me half, mr "fuck you" man

LOL

[Xyan11]

Oh my god XD that last bit had me crying LOL he's hslarious

[boyvip9844]

5:09-5:25 is the funniest part LOL

[cristofierro]

Somebody smells some dust...jaja, sorry.

[Mandinko23]

lol eddie is soooooooo right

[reubenjayFRESCO]

"well my dick dont get much harder than this." true shit lol

[TheSaswatam]

thnxzzzzzzz for D quality N subtitles.............thnx alot brothr.......

[TheSaswatam]

thnxzzzzzzz

[HookedOnSonics518]

"I take a dick over a smile any day." LOL

[shaboopie12]

no wonder he got a golden globe he is a genius

[kierce18lee]

HALF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahaha

[BRUC2016]

Damn, he understands women TOO well. A lot of American men would do themselves a favor by rejecting pampered, spoiled, entitled what-have-you-done-for-me-late­ly American women.  Good females still exist....they just don't live in America.

[Breshaun718]

awela-wela-wela lmao that is so funny

[skinriver]

"Hey, I just got the regular old crackers."

[Netherwolf6100]

I bet you anything Eddie is wishing right now he took that bush bitch when he had the chance instead of taking is wife.... *Cough* Excuse me, EX-wife XD

[Evi1M4chine]

@thekingontheviolin: It’s caller Real Social Dynamics. Look it up. You can fix things. :)

[mjforeverloveable]

ha "eddie i want to talk to you"... i love you eddie u tooo funny

[devil76p]

lol, pussy trap, been theyre before lol

[piv0tfreak]

why he stop doing stand ups?

[jaywinzy]

We need this Eddie back...,, he spoke the truth. I luv this Awesome

[blakkchheri130]

y he be tawkn so fast?????

[AL3T0]

@blakkchheri130 thats his style sucka

[blakkchheri130]

@AL3T0 lmao....w0w i likk it buhh its hella fast

[AL3T0]

@blakkchheri130 yeeea thats from all of that speed he took mothafukah

[blakkchheri130]

@AL3T0 lmao wow!!!!!!!!!!!

[AL3T0]

@blakkchheri130 Yeah and wanna know somethin really impressing I aint even living in america I'm afro german, yeah thats right ma negguh!

[blakkchheri130]

@AL3T0 thats verry interestinggg...yur kinda cute

[AL3T0]

@blakkchheri130 I shoulda known that you aint a dude because of "blakkcheri" xD

[blakkchheri130]

@AL3T0 did yu look at mi piikks?????

[AL3T0]

@blakkchheri130 Yes I did

[blakkchheri130]

@AL3T0 ohh im glad yu did....

[TheNobleknight76ers]

becareful of the pussy trap man, excellent

[pokerbrat626]

claassic awesome

[fjanton016]

this shit is so fucking funny ;D

[matbgood]

ahahhahaahh 6.36 funniest thing ever!!!!!!!!!!!

[dacey66]

lmao!!!!! " Eddie....Eddie"

[danijinxer]

lolz

[Urbannnomad]

8:05 to 8:20 was deadly, omg this is hilarious

[unforgetablesweets]

8.17-19 is funny lol

[lisssmike]

"You better stomp your feet and light a match for this p****y" LMAO.

[budellababy]

"I'll take a dick over a smile any day, yes I will..." LMAO!!

[YourStepDad01]

it sucks how i always tend to look down to the comments automaticly, as the video starts, and i automaticly read you guys quoting everything he's gonna say. so that doesnt make it funny for me anymore : ' (

cause i know he's gonna make that fucking joke, so STOP QUOTING JOKES PEOPLE, it sucks.

[19sweetandbrown86]

@YourStepDad01 Or you can start reading the comments AFTER you watch the videos instead of trying to get millions of other people to change and accomodate you. Might make a little more sense no?

[1991mifa]

"Fuck the shit out of me!"

'you lying motherfucker's stop"

LMAO!!!)

[millioboy]

you madafaker! xD

[delmar3skate]

thanks to that fuck fest in 87 i was born

hahaahha

[MsCraziegurl]

hahahhahahahahha....his on point!!!!!pussy trap lol...

[MelonMan24311]

LMFAO A real classic

[rey1228]

this was the eddie we know, not that lame guy that does kids movies like "Meet Dave", smh these was the days.

[julianoge]

5 stars vote!

[ViciousVic26]

Soo TRu

[prazanautobus]

MAN!! That was hella funny and true!!!

[iCripxD]

Mr "FUCK YOU" man

[xCapeTheDrama]

"You gon' put your hands together? You better stomp your feet and light a match for this pussy, goddammit!"

ROFLMAO!!

[Docdesaster]

Go back home in style girl;D

5/5

[TheRockHBKfan]

"Fuck the SHIT out of me!" xD

[toxicstarburstt]

hahaha uhm fufu

[AlexRmF]

holly crap, this show is hilarious :)))

delirious was great and this is as good

[iRAYSIA]

9:12 - 9:55 LOL LOL

[iRAYSIA]

fuck fest '87 LOL heellll naww cud

[bestdealer0073]

7:04 was funny! the way he said ,FUCK THE SHIT OUTTA ME...and made that face and said: JUST FUCK MUTHA FUCKA ,FUCK ME GODDAMIT!!!!...LOL

[karatzas187]

5:17 OMFG! its from the best lines i've ever heard. F*CK YOU B1TCH! haahahha, i cant stop laughing !!!!!!!!!!

[hillary135]

hahhahhahahahhahaha omg the end was the shit!!

[AfterTheHurricane829]

"If U Starvin & Somebody Gave U A Cracker...IS THiS Saltine Thats the Best Cracker I Ever Had In My Life" LMAO LMAO LMAO

[MamiDoga]

i love these videos. you have the text and all!! perfect!! <33333

[rooseveltprice93]

UHM-FUFU!!!!

[Hysonges]

=)) fuck the shit out of me =)) my God, best honest joke i ever heard

[kittyboo85]

haha i love the butt naked crazy zebra bitch part ROTFLOL!!

[phaldaz]

9:22 the best part!

[sexyboa25]

pwahahahahhahahahaha perfect !

[HOLDYHO]

EDDIES A PIMP AHAHAHAHA.

[jaywinzy]

Damnnnn! he could Talk.... Total Explanation of how bitches be acting.

[cromag95]

Uhm-fufu :-))

[Nickname3750]

HALF !

[XxNataliaJacksonxX]

Eddie! Eddie! I want to talk to you!

What's wrong, baby?

I don't like how you treat me, Eddie!

You treat me like animal!!

LMFAO!!!! :))

[shesobreezy]

Go back to Africa in style girl LMBBAO

[whenusmiling]

Everybody is fucking each other, now days, its like Fuck Fest 87 down!!,WHEN I WAS BORN....

[diabolos1337]

At least he didn't marry a crazy, naked zebra bitch ;D

[hoodyman415]

HAHAHH

Whats Your Problem BAby? I Dont Like The Way Your Treat Me Eddie!! U Treat Me Like Animal

[redcrowdesign]

"What have you done for me latelyyyy!?"

[Zhero06]

Ahahahahaha!!!!!

[kamay81]

Eddie is lucky he made "Coming to America" the same year. I'm coming from africa and the skit is funny but no way he's gonna an "omfufu" or bush girl or whatshername in africa. Black sisters are thinking just the same : the "what have you done for me LATELY?" stuff.

[tata4444]

LMAO!! Uhm-fufu!! Ohh god i'm crying here!! XDDD

[adosplace]

F*CK YOU B*TCH! HAHAHHAHAHAHAH omg, so PRO! hahahaha

[numerosorte]

8:04 LOOL

[Dueces053]

" You goin put your hands to hand together motherfucker?? You betta stomp yo feet and light a match for dis pussy goddammit! " lmao

[Lordmij]

The cracker comparison joke left me laughing for almost 10 minutes! U made my day Eddie!

[thekingontheviolin]

this is utter genius. the feminist movement has damaged the world irreparably. let's hope someone founds the masculinist movement to herald a time of peace.

[joinmeforacupotea]

@thekingontheviolin Nah, maybe y'all should man up and take control of your relationship. Don't be complaining about some damn masculinisit movement to do your work for you!

[Trill104]

@joinmeforacupotea Either you don't live in America, your woman is fat, or you have a good salary and your woman still happens to be fat.

[joinmeforacupotea]

@Trill104 I live in America, am a woman and am not fat. Just saying

[Militarymight101]

@joinmeforacupotea alright representin the girls in america :)

[billiejeangirl123]

"I'm yours!! Fuck you bitch!" lol that had me laughing for about 5 minutes lol

[cindeler]

i did that to a bitch last night damn that felt good to do. i asked the bitch out and she started playing stupid games. she asked me last night and i was like uhn uhn HELL TO THE NO.

[KhartjeE]

hahaha crazy naked zebra bitch

[spartan11111118]

you waited 5 monthes for it! try to leave..HALF!!!!

[ReynoldsLoki95]

"you better stomp your feet and light a match for this pussy, god dammit!"

[bijucheeks]

the cracker part cracks me up everytime! XD rofl!!

[MadSkillzDudez]

LMFAO "I'm YOURS." AND YOU GO:

FUCK YOU, BITCH

Fuck you and your pussy. get the fuck otu of my face!

[fr4nkie82]

his girl voices are the ones he using in the movies he made when acting as a women

[MRDesi030]

HE'S SO RIGHT!!! HJAHA

[vader51o]

Damn eddie you got a fucked up view of your own people brainwashed and I remember this fools wife lookin like apollonia you couldnt tell what that bitch was man.

[futuresoulhunter]

dude chill the fuck out his doing stand ups why be so bitchless bout it?

[made1nkosova]

hahahahahahaha he is hilarious !!

EDDIE WHAT HAVE YOU DONE FOR ME .. LATELY?

[iernumberone]

Mr. F U Man!!! :P

[hammadog]

the crackers things pissed my slef

[sid8680]

This guy is something else

[Unflaumig]

it's bitter-funny

[Prissie28]

The Ritz crackers! LOL!!

[1aniz]

I love his face expression on 0:22

[amerreda44]

omg thats hilarious

[bigair20]

classic