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  • A great plan, with only two minor drawbacks

    First, mechanoids don't cough

    and Second, mechanoids don't cough.

  • This is better than the entirety of Red Dwarf: Back To Earth

  • Llewtube. I see what you did there.

  • Digital Versatile Disks,lol

  • I've finally twigged to the verbal pun of Kryten's name.The Admirable Crighton=Kryten

  • is this Kryte TV?

  • This guy is a legend.

  • There's two minor drawbacks.

    1. There's no minor drawbacks.

    And 2. There's no minor drawbacks.

    I know that's only no minor drawbacks, but I thought that it was such a big one, it was worth mentioning twice!

  • woo hoo isle of wight

  • @sillentfarter ledgend! :DD IOW all the way. :)

  • A great message Mr. Kryten sir! Only there's two minor drawbacks...

    Actually.. There is no drawbacks :D

  • My youtube.com nick YEAH!

  • This is the first time I've seen this guy...curiouser and curiouser

  • Hi Kryten how are you? Please tell Dave Lister that he rocks and please tell Rimmer that he is still a Smeghead.

  • somwhere in deep space ooooooooooh

  • an adroit message kryten with only two minor drawbacks.........

  • You sir are a fucking legend!

  • A wise man once said, 'never go back'. I watched 'Back to Earth' for five minutes then 'rescued my eyes' before my memories of the real 'Red Dwarf' were sullied.

  • Thank you for Red Dwarf. I am SO proud to own the whole series on DVD (excluding Back To Earth, which I haven't found yet), and Kryten is my favorite 'noid, next to C-3PO and Mr. Data.

    BTW I'm watching `Backwards' as I type this.

  • I saw back to earth but i don´t understand why didn´t you film next chapters, because in the 3 chapters in 9 series there isn´t anything solved. And in series 8, why did you put there the alternative end? Because the orignal end is better and then you know how it ends and you will discover why is the space ship RD repaired and why they are only 4 on the ship. But when i think about that, where is the rest of spaceship RD crew? Because lot of them stayed on Red Dwarf and they are not there in 9s.

  • FUCK YOU ADS ON YOUTUBE!

  • Didn't realise Graham norton was anything to do with red dwarf

  • at 00:58 LOL youtube poop

    kryten made youtube poop

    very funny video

  • I'm from the isle of wight, and I never thought I'd hear an Android say it's name.

    Please bring Red Dwarf back tomorrow, or I shall be forced to call you a Smeeeee...

    A Smee you ask?

    A Smeee Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    <3

  • <3<3<3<3 kryten

  • Everybody loves Kryten.

  • Will you please get back on scrapheap challenge bob,this ex officer who took your place just aint the real deal.Your irreplacable.

  • Am I losing my marbles or is Kryten's accent very slightly American?

  • @Sesquipedaliantique Actually, as far as I've read, his accent's supposed to be Canadian.

  • green screen but not special effects. =(

  • Watched it loved it! Also got inspired by it!

  • How quaint. : )

  • Fuckin hilarious!! hahahahaha Bobby your the best!!

  • Kryten man! Lol, your awesome also im in uk so yay

  • Kryten man! Lol, your awesome

  • Sir,YOU should be made a sir.

    In gunman of the apocalypse,i almost died from inhaling my yoghurt when i saw you drunk walking up the stairs into the saloon. 'brother pestulence in this episode ROFL.

    In 'tikka to ride' your reaction to realising your in the texas book depository is pure genius.

    No behaviour protocols, just call me bad ass haaaaahh

    Your an outstanding actor and gent.God bless.

  • The 3 new episodes were good and i would be lying if i said i didn't enjoy them. However I was disappointed. After seeing the end of series 8 and spending years wondering how on earth the crew were gonna get out of that predicament.. I found myself disappointed to find that we never find out what happened there. It just jumps forward 9 years with very little explanation to what actually happened in the time between. Not the best 3 episodes ever made, but was good to see them back anyway :)

  • Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeextrod­inary.

  • Too bad there's a stupid google ad from the Teabaggers opening the clip.

  • I WANT RED DWARF BACK LIKE ALL OF US :(

    Big tear from Czech...

  • Love the video. The prosthetic make-up for Kryten looks the best it's ever done now. Series 7 (in my view) looked the worst, his suit looked like it was made out of silver foil and for some reason his head looked different somehow.

    Series 8 looked better and the purple prison uniform, the Canaries outfit and even the basketball gear seemed to really suit Kryten. :-)

    Now the suit and the head, looks as brilliant as it did from Series 3 to 6.

  • I want to find Llewy eating a lobster and offer him some ketchup : )

  • Awsome! :) Would love to see some more Kryten videos.

  • I actually laughed out loud when he did the 'memememememeemme' thing.

  • Oh my goodness, I can't believe a few people have commented that they didn't like Back To Earth - it was totally brutal man!! *Thinks* Ahhh... they must be from a parallel universe, where negative comments actually mean something is fantastic! YEeeass! It all makes sense now. ^_^

  • @LittleNerd PS. Well done for leaving that horrible Smeeeegg HEeeeeeed's comment up. Nice one Krytie!

  • Is it true there is 2 new series being recorded in January???

  • @JasonBFCuk Yes.

  • that's not right.... mechs don't caugh

  • I want the whole series, including back to earth. I want it as much as Lister eats curry.

  • Lickity Split lol (':

  • Its a shame "back to earth" was not funny. I suppose that's what you get when you only have half the writing team on board

  • Love the Isle of Wight gag! I got called French for a long time.

  • Haha! I have you beaten! I bought TWO dvds! Then again... one was for my brother. Damn my honest brain!

  • Oh lord, how I wish I missed it!

  • @tehmadcap My fist, your face.... they should meet.

  • pretty scrappy and unprofessional - especially when trying to promote their latest serving ...

  • woo kryten from red dwarf

  • No, that is the actual actor from that "British show" doing a monologue just for Youtube

  • never heard of coronation street is that a homosexual soap opera?....smeg why go there...go find sexy killer android babes and have the russian girl hologram save them...and have rimmer worship her not kill her!.../ @ milwaukee

  • i think u do know wat corrination street is! u were rite aboot the description anyway!

  • thankyou!...just bought the dvd taday and saw back to earth an hour ago...loved it!...loved the russian girl hologram also! /@ milwaukee

  • Rob mate, you are a British legend! I really think that British TV has hit a major slump, we need to produce more talented actors like yourself and get England's tele back to where it was 10 years ago. Am doing a screenwriting diploma and am rallying for a programme that extracts the best of British talent like the old comedy store or Saturday Night Live. Let's give people who have talent (Are you listening Simon Cowell?) the chance to start a new era of brilliant comedy for 2010.

  • Kryten

  • i always put my d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-dvd's back in their boxes! lol

  • 001001010101011010101011101001­101110100101011010010101111 E5 B9 A5 G6.... Anyway, Kryten, you have a jerky middle name! Are you a qualified Starbug pilot yet? Have you mastered all human traits and emotions, including lying, jealousy, happiness, insulting, cheating...? I miss Kochanski

  • Heck he is still trying to control his penis (archie) let alone trying to master the more complex human natures, ...umm nm being a guy controling our penis is totally outta the question.

  • Like his Canadian accent.

  • Canadian???

  • Robert L. said that Kryten's using a Canadian accent -- something he heard when living in Vancouver, Canada many years ago.

  • Back to Earth just didn't do it for me :l

  • Lots of people have said the same. I didnt think it was particularly good or bad, but I do think it was the jumpstart needed to get it back on track. Apparently, a new series is going to be filmed in 2010, so it did good even if it pissed a fair few fans off.

  • Sweet!

  • 0000 11111 00000

    000111111110000

    000111111100000

    0000 11111 00000

    000000110000000 Figure from ones and zeros-Computer style

  • its called binary coding

  • oh thx

  • you didnt know that? 000010101100100110010101010010­1!!!!

  • I've missed you, Kryten.

  • You are an absolute legend

    *does Rimmer salute*

  • @iamafish400 *does same* you said it brother

  • I just checked and found that it will be released in the USA this October 2009.

    I've read some reviews and seems some fans thought it should be a continuation but I am looking forward to watching it either way. It's the people that make the SHOW, and those are good enough reasons for me! CHEERS! =])

  • I've seen "back to earth" a few times now....top notch dwarf !

    nano bots must have rebuilt the sleeping quarters.! it all looks so great too :P hopes for more.

  • Kryten, Otrazone is bad. Don't get any ideas from Able.

  • hangon... someone had the max headroom idea there...

  • miniminimini

  • Funny how you have edited it

  • lol, thoose disk you like leaving out of there covers scared around the room lol

  • I love how he's half laughing when he says how he made a little slip up with the word "message"... brilliant <3

  • I love how you edit in "And the Isle of Whight" ha ha. Can't forget them!

  • RED DWARF BEST

  • Please Please Please make more red dwarf episodes!

    stick to the old formula where all the guys are on the dwarf and they keep discovering parts of the ship and themselves and holly is not much help.

    Please we need more dwarf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • kryten's on the reefa again. love u dwarf

  • dont forget the isle of white!

  • i love red dwarf

  • KOOL I AM A RED DWARF NUTTER!!!

  • this is gud

  • Exactly when did Kryten get into my bedroom? I promise I'll get those dvds back in their cases eventually.

  • Red Dwarf FTW! we want more!!

  • i think i can safely say that we want more, back to earth was obviously a test to see if people still liked it and they do, we want more so much more, im not sure but i think BTE had about 2.2 million viewers and im sure it would have got more if it had been shown on the BBC

    Long live reddwarf

  • love u kryten!!!!!!!!

  • kryten was so cool

  • Had I not checked your channel and seen this video, I enver would have known that Back to Earth was out. I can't believe I've been this out of touch with Red Dwarf for so long. I'm so glad to have seen all the characters again. :)

  • i diddent like back to earth at first but by the end i realy liked it, shouldent have droped the laugh track though.

  • A legend.....

  • Youre awesome

  • I would love to see a special where Red Dwarf meets Doctor Who :)

  • does anyone know if scrapeap challenge is doing a new series

  • The problem with Back to Earth is that everyone expected to laugh their ass off straight away, when actualy the episodes were made to have more meaning and plot, plus there are a few gaffs i liked in it as well.

  • This is GREAT! :)

  • YEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!!

  • I just laugh really hard at the bit where he goes "miniminiminiminimini" XD

  • Yeah then he says "missige" :P

  • I just saw the Back to Earth special. It was pretty good. Better than I thought. Ha ha, Kryten rocks.

  • i actually saw it all on youtube. thanks to johnyfido. unfortunatly he had to remove it...

    and LOVED IT!!!

    i want it out already!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • hi, just want to say how flipping fantastic red dwarf is! and how great it was to see the specials. Just shows what a state the BBC is et al since they didnt recomission another series! how can you not? when they can commision pastiche material like Hyperdrive?!

  • well said, wheres the license fee money going?

  • miniminiminimini, haha

  • YourTube :L

  • Fred Gwynne would be rolling in his grave.

  • WOOOOO!!!!

    Kryten RULES! x x x x x x x x

  • your almost as mad as me :P

  • I will just say, SonnyCorleone was actually responding to the spam comment by Wyattfebdd - click "see all comments" to see the reply structure - and not commenting on the video itself, which is very amusing. But still, language,

  • What does that even mean?

  • omg! i cant believe how nasty that comment is! If you dont like it then dont watch it!!

    No need to leave comments like that!!

    Red Dwarf is like marmite u either love it or hate it!

    AND I LOVE IT!!!

  • finally red dwarf is one of the best show

  • What a nasty little comment. I don't give a wet fart that you didn't like Red Dwarf, that's fine, you are not alone and are totally entitled to your opinion, but what a vicious thing to say. I am leaving your little comment up here so other people can see it and decide for themselves what sort of 'person' would write such venom

  • well done for fighting back. ur a very good person . and at the moment ur my favorite person in the public eye. so ur a very a great person

  • what did he say, wont let me read his comment

  • smeee heeeaaa

    I get it!!!

    loved the new red dwarfs!!!

    My favourite part was when cat said

    "This giant testicle grabbed me round the neck"

    Is there going to be a new series coming out later on this year?

    Hope so...

  • New red dwarf is best!!!I want new series!!!

  • there just was...

  • yeah man!!! there is so much that can be done !! and wow the new look red dwarf is cooool!!

    cant wait !!

  • the new red-dwarf was ace, smeg the haters! smeging smeg heads.

    i hope to smeg theres a follow up !!

    go on kryten(bobbyllew)your a ledgend!!

  • I'm Gonna get the DVD When it comes out :D, Just hope I don't lose it...

  • Grudgingly i have to agree :( Dont get me wrong, i am an absolute fan of RD. Have been since the beginning, but the special seemed to miss that something, that Red Dwarfness. Maybe it was the ommission of the canned laughter? or the fact that the story was spread over 3 episodes, where we are used to a single episode with all the gags crammed in. I wouldn't go as far as to say it "sucked", maybe the expectation was too great? I still throughly enjoyed it.

  • lol kryten is fucking awesome he's my faverite character on red dwarf

  • awesome tiny teeny tinty little series ! cant wait for more ! all the cast still on the ball and the red dwarf ship sets are amazing !!! :P

    so happy its not over!! !

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  • It was good, started slow and finished well. it required the audience to have seen Blade Runner.. that was essential and I understand why many didnt like it.. they didnt comprehend the extent this was a homage to Blade Runner, would have been slow otherwise. If I could recommend something to the cast "dont forget this series is primarily based around the love/hate relationship of rimmer and lister.. if you lose the insults you lose the conflict we need in the series.", a very intelligent return.

  • Still got the walk Krytie

  • i watched all of the red dwarf special ,,,was fantastic!! much appreciated.. why cant the bbc spend our money on decent programming such as this *sigh

  • You are a genius, Rob! Loving the Easter specials! :D

  • Good point actually I think Kryten aka Robert L you wouldn't think he had been away from being Kryten for long at all. Hope we get more Krytes!

  • 1. How did Kochanski die again? She joined with the rest of the crew in the other dimension. (or other ship)

    2. Why is everyone not in the Dwarf anymore, they were in the ship in the end of Series VIII, where are they now?

    -

    I know it was "Nine Years Later" but did they all die? How did Kochanski die? Is there going to be any back story?

    -

    But still the first episode was good, I really want to see when get back to earth.

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  • That's because you watched the second part RIGHT NOW!

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  • Don't go "eh?" to me, you saw the second part of Back to Earth RIGHT NOW on Dave, that's where you found out from.

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  • Ok so first thing - Great episode last night!I'm sad to see the Cat has lost his cool and Lister still thinks he's in coronation street, but it's hard to tell you've been out of that rubber costume at all! Keep up the good work smeg head

  • I stumbled across the show back in 1988, and have been a fan ever since. I thought the first new episode was great, the old chemistry is still there. Kat was pretty funny, Dave showed his sensitive side. Its missing Holly though which is a shame, and not having a laughter track takes some getting used to, but all in all a great start. Can't wait till tonights episode.

  • wtf are you talking about that episode was a pile of shite it was a waste of my life i dont even know why i watched it red dwarf doesnt work with 1 writer as series 7 and 8 showed us you tit

  • how on earth can you say series 7 didn't work? It had some of the most memorable episodes in the shows entire run, stoke me a clipper and beyond a joke being some of my faves.

    Don't call people names just because you disagree with their opinion.

    Red Dwarf means a lot to me and it was incredible seeing them back again, hell even a poor standard for dwarf (season 8) is better than 90% of the other rubbish that passes for comedy these days

  • Misternoodleneck we are all entitled to our oppinion, if people want to lable me a tit for liking this then I'll gladly wear that lable cos I did like it. I disagree about series 7 and 8, I wasn't that keen on them at first but they grew on me.

  • AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!! i cant F*%#ing wait!!!! craig charles is exellent i met him at a robot wars at earls cort on a school trip (((WICKED)))) n omg check the other vids out the star bug is a lil green smart car lol A++++

  • fuck me i dont think botox has worked for him

  • I think the first epiosde was good, come on guys give them a chance after all it has been a decade since they were all together. So far im giving it a 7/10, im sure i'll be giving it higher after tommorow!

  • just watched the first episode just now on dave and as an avid long term red dwarf fan im sad to say they F*cked it up royal. There are recycled jokes and a poor script. I'm not sure i can even bring myself to watch the other two episodes as its written that they are going to be on the set of coronation street (mega lame). This is a sad day for red dwarf.

  • you can watch online at tvcatchup  website

    or channel dave on freeview chn 19 ( if you see bright ideas channel on 19 you need to refresh your channel frequencies , it is available

  • 7hours 20mins till new RD!

  • - and the Isle of Wight -

    Genius.

  • :D WOULD ANY LIKE SUM TOAST?!

  • no and no for any other bread products or anything from your stupid little grill

  • Kryten is my hero!! Always makes me laugh in Red Dwarf xD

  • IMO the scene in starbug in series 8 was funnier than all of series 7 combined

    "but there's no such thing as brown alert, sir" "you won't be saying that in a minute, and don't say I didn't alert you"

    "what's your view, hol?" "straight up your nose when you lean in like that"

    "i hope we don't get stopped by the cops. they don't like it when you're rat-arsed"

    "now we've lost the mid-section and the kitchen, I'm sorry everyone but we may have to have sandwiches for lunch"

  • Only the first two episodes of 7 are funny.

    Stoke Me a Clipper is brilliant