Soccer Kid & Super Asian

[shinowa111]

no top comments? this video sucks

[timothyseow1]

LOL

[foreverwantingpie]

your only 20 something!? srry that must have sounded realy offensive but i meant it in a nice (make that neutral) way

[kenx213]

I WOULD THEN..............

[GAMBlT]

Violent Tony is so much better than Creepy Tony. XD

[VIPJellyBean]

Watching in 2011 cuz you love throwing rice balls and go HADOOOOOOKEN @ guys. Hah(:

[mujiko526]

that's super un-zen of you.

[MissMerida]

;)

[Surena310]

Eh.. !=\

[pivotman64]

HEY, i'm a nerd, a healthful, intelligent, respectful, NERD

[exisdesigns]

Hahaha this somehow seems like the PERFECT reply to Alexandra Wallace.

[bilbring]

Stupid white rat

[TheTatertotCasserole]

@ccxfrank109 Your grammar is a piece of shit. :D

[ohaithere27]

@ccxfrank109 Maybe you're not funny.

[XxSoulstealerxX231]

Lol hello kitty, not mine

[unclepie924]

ha you look bald and crazy at the end, as if you spent your entire life thinking up of your super asian tactics... you forgot yellow bursting hair, my friend

[SampritB]

You are so freaking hilarious :L

[ashleysheaffer]

I love this!

*stares blankly at camera for several seconds :D

[redneckvideogamer]

lol @ all the 'asian' stuff he would use on the kid

funny

[djskizmarkey]

or you could grow a pair of balls and slap the shit out of him,,,you are 20 years old!!!!

[Opwnero]

Funny video, but bashing random people is a little mean.

[bennythenoob]

"I would then jump into a souped up Honda Civic and badly drive into him" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, FANTASTIC!!

[ting280]

i have a honda civic. if you live in toronto i will find you and drive badly up to you and cut you off in traffic

[bloodspilla55]

AND THEN HE WOULD BE dead...........

[cozycushins]

LOL

I would then fry some potstickers and eat them over him so that the grease would drip onto his dead face. I would then take the WOK that I used to cook it to pummel his face into nothingness. Bwahahah.

Loved this<3

[superbelo]

When he said "I would then summon a dragon from the sky and command it to shoot a huge beam directly at him" who else thought he was going to say "I would then summon a dragon from the sky and command it to shoot a huge beam in his face" ???

[TomFromRunescape]

AND THEN HE WOULD BE Dead..... 

[10timeworld]

chicken fried rice? wow Im missing out lol. I had stir fried and vegetable fried but didnt know their was chicken fried. wow I wonder if they got steak fried?

[TopTrendingTopics]

LOL. We wonder where JTT is.

[cottylover]

LOL wouldn't he be a great father :P

[Da10stargeneral]

yo keep calm man dont need another virgina tech massacre lol hahahahahah we already have one azn go mad lets not get another.

[whoo689]

Love how you played into the old "Asians can't drive" stereotype near the end just for comedic effect.

[StableGreen]

202 people need Jackie Chan's Big Hard Flaming Sword.

[gamemaster634]

lol dude the whole time you were talking about super asian i couldnt stop laughing :D

[EboTheShadow]

that poor kids face......

[cooluc]

Or you look like a boy.

[Anoni18]

OMG I LOVE THIS VID HILARIOUS I PEE BLOOD WITH LAUGHTER ^ ^

[GiftedContractor]

Super Aisan FTW

[WateRainboe]

2:03 ridicolus haha

[only1pirate]

Did you actually say this to him? Because /that/ would be awesome.

[dumbiez71]

'Disturbance in the force if you will'. <- Best geek quote evar.

[stlhitm4n]

redickalis lol

[OMGitzMapleFreak]

...I WOULD THEN GET SOME BOILING WATER I MAKE MY NEWDO WITH AND DUMP IT OVER HIS HEAD :D

[dialymen]

you should've beat his ass like jackie chan would

[SuperLuckyDino]

Dude I'm totally a super Asian! And that complete silence at the end was like... awkwaaard....

[junashimself]

hey tom cruise, hey tom cruise

[XshimiX123]

disturbing...

[revenger1997]

INTO HIS FACE count:5.

[lukeandantfilms]

3:04 creepy and funny.

[xXghostninja]

hey thanks i finally got something to say to white people wen they call me jackie chan

[WilenX]

hahaha xD

[Slippedibob]

???? XD

[badaboum223]

INTO HIS FACE INTO HIS FACE INTO HIS FACE

[mebee4]

I just love how mental you look on "I would then summon a dragon FROM THE SKY!" This is so ripe for animation.

[GerardBlaize]

3:12 souped up Honda Civic eh?

how many shpoilers?

[Murderjetz]

ridikiliss!

[Murderjetz]

ridikiliss!

[garciah2]

THat was awesome. P O K E :)

[jtnguyen25]

your callin me a nerd wen ur usin words like hadukin and shit

[peoplehi1]

I would then knock you out one shot in the face with your glasses glass stuck on your face dumbass. I live in Oak Harbor Washington if you wanna figt me.

[steevonT]

@peoplehi1 You're actually not cool.

[andrew96746]

@steevonT lol its funny because its true

[camsac]

@peoplehi1

lol look at this fool takin this seriously

[ItsStillThereBitch]

well, i thought this was the most boring thing i'd ever seen...until i saw 2:17-3:26.

i mean WOW. what can i say. it's just the best shit ever, lol

[royalspoke]

A hadukin if you will...

[ikerulzv214]

@royalspoke Ahem... It's spelled "Hadouken"... Because I am so cool! XD

[caseyvill]

you say

hey it Malcolm in Middle

[Merushieru]

ohh yeah , im the geek , but you have a Huge Game boy Poster xD

[TheBeast519]

@Merushieru A poster? Look at his other videos, it is a shelf. A bad ass one at that.

[Lemonnative]

Lmao omg the ending was amazing .

[k35magnum]

LOLL - go from wearing a t-shirt and jeans to a full fledged ninja costume with a balaclava over ur head some how concealed by casual wear

[MakiRoll]

Haha well because i'm an asian girl i get called a comi

[corncornrocks]

epic stare at the end

[cococrazy57]

lol

[Jasonxs438]

LOL.... I would then repeatedly bash him in the face with a Hello Kitty backpack(not mine) I was laughing on the ground so hard on that one... and a Honda Civic? LOL what happened to Toyatas..more effective

[FavoriteVids4U]

haha first video i saw very good! i subed

[mmmmmcake]

I would then, I would then, I would then...

[badleykid]

i wonder wat his face looked like in his imagination

[rosshlpn]

hahaha sum1 gone a bit crazaayy @ 3:17

[superbbyca]

oh this is hilarious !

[FatManRedemption]

This video contains four instances of "face:.

[SevenKBB]

:D OMG VIOLENCE. I love you <3 Lets be ninjas together!

[Twiruto2]

lolz!!!

[goobershnob]

he reminds me of dwight schrute from the office

[ErebosGR]

it's Hadouken, not haduuken... :s

and, no Kamehameha??? =P

[bushmills529]

I would then get fortune cookies and crush them into his eye sockets! omg lol

[Larissa99]

OMG this is so funny XDDDD honda civic and badly drive into him? XDD

[CHINGATEPUTO123]

this just makes you look more like jackie chan

[chrisi3741]

Lmfao. This just made my day. XD

[rayanpkfreak]

Lmfao.I would then jump into a souped up hondacivic and badly drive into him!

[bilbring]

I would do one more thing after those mentioned. I'd walk up to the guy and slap him in his face!

[poisonshroomer]

wow kind of scary...

[pastadam]

Hello kitty backpack ahaha lmao

[StevenOfyi]

fake and gay!!!

[BookGirl92]

I want to read the superasian comic :D

[magicaldanse]

oh my god the conjuring up of the inner chi was perfect

[magicaldanse]

i mean TAP IN whatever IT WAS AMAZING

[AdamCaine]

Ok, the Honda Civic killed me.

[dantownie]

whatever you say Jackie Chan!

[stairway2heaven123]

i think your an asshole

[impossiblemission4ce]

"I think you're an asshole."

[impossiblemission4ce]

Don't blame me, blame your poor grammar.

[Punkie282828]

waahahha!! i'm forwarding this to everyone xDD

[watbeef666]

i.. LOVe.. it..  <3 the ending also : )

[LiamTheFizz]

Do super asians have golden hair?

[darkilustrisimus]

when I was 10 I thought that all Asian peoples are martial arts masters.

[andyli123]

@darkilustrisimus and you were right

[TroVirus]

ROFL

2:17- the end ROFLmao

[carvelsbaby]

lol.. love it!!!

[thatbitchauvie]

wow(:

five stars:D

[lilaznbboy5z]

LMAO super asian

[HarryandKermit]

hey jackie chan, you SUCK now

[TheScrewed0ver]

lmfao epic

[theasiantechie]

We Asian decent peoples are all simultaneously Jackie Chan and uber-ninja ricers. Fight the power!

[timothy9958]

his face... maybe his balls

[deadeyes329]

hahaha super asianess is AWESOME!!

[shinodaa]

HADOOOKEN =)))

[hypotheker]

but you don't :(

[mcrgirl102]

Im not a geek Im a dork JEEZZZ

get it right son :P

and That whole Mistaking thing happens to me ALL THE TIME XD

I <3 u jacky Chan... KIDDING!

God I love your super asianess

Jeez I wish I was asian XD

So I could have asian skills like youxD

Rofl U kill me <3

[bullshitproductions]

my penis!!!!!!!!!! oh my penis!!!!!!!!!!

[MonkeyDaDragon]

Awesome message man. Funny and true.

[bstmanversusskeletor]

I leave the computer for a second, and youtube has fucked up again.

[TheQuezShow]

Well said! :D

[lamaj2110]

im not a geek i just think u r really funny

[JZAN]

geek

[bullshitproductions]

proof it

[locogirl77]

Lmfaooooo could not stop laughing

[mintcandy]

Classic stupid ignorant white people.

[BoltFraction]

I find this comment ironic.

[tixi755]

Awesome video TWK

[sidekick2thegut]

IN HIS FACE!!!!!!

[lol109109]

hahahahahaha you're the best

[Andrei4Christ]

teach the kid karate..and make that soccer kid understand and learn our culture..and he'll respect you..dont do the super asian thing

[AwesomeKristian]

if i was asian and i was being called Jackie chan then i would take it as a complement because jackie chan is buff and really cool, but i like how you said all asian things that you would do to him you remind me of my friend

[sinisterways1]

omgggg LOLOLOLOL I WILL THEN TAP INTO MY INNER CHI LOLOL I WAS WEAK WEN U SAID THT

[hellonearthmangay]

or..

[hellonearthmangay]

U are the best comedian ever!

[ItzKeaten]

your calling all your viewers geeks and you have a game boy poster in your room.....

[Cerothenus]

@ItzKeaten I thought that was a shelf...

[losbergen]

It's a shelf, not a poster.

[JellyDehli]

Hadouken!

[highlordfuzz]

BAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHHAHA "and bash him with a hello kitty back pack, thats not mine" BAHAHA

[cartmanthesecond]

I would then watch this video again from the point where you started saying

I would then watch this video again from the point where you started saying

I would then watch this video again from the point where you started saying

I would then...

[petsgirl11211]

Hello Kitty backpack (not mine).....hilarious! :)

[matthewb7137]

hi jackiechan i want my hello kitty back pack bag

[lkc222]

HA HA HA HA!!! This guy is funny as hell. I was laugthing the hole time.

[Cooki3L0va]

hahahhahahahhahahaaha omg i lovee that stereotype moment

[Cooki3L0va]

i havent watched your vids in forever but this one really caught my eye XDD

hahaha soo funny :)

[pandabamboo96]

LMFAO i'd hate to be soccer kid whenever his asianness reveals XD

[JayCii93]

AND THEN HE WOULD BE dead O_O

hillarious man XD

[jakemiller5000]

Honda for the win!

[YsondrePvP]

2:03 - ... RE-DICK-A-LAS.

[3FeetOfFun]

LOL i love stereotype XD

[jzjess23]

lmao! i would laugh if that kid was watching this right now XD XD XD

jess

[itsMEjakeyT]

rotfl ya i was thinking the same thing when you said "jonathan taylor thomas" i literally lol'd hahaha and i'm white

[yoeldabomb]

*watches*

*bows*

[hotchilly1122]

lmao and badly drive into him this guy is hilarious

[chardmb]

i feel for you man, i have experienced same thing, being called jackie chan / china man by some kids outside. come on im not even chinese! but unlike you i dont wanna be a super asian

[sengjai]

how come 6 out of the 9 things you said doesn't require super Asian skills?

[LyndseyLoo85]

I like Dragons that have beams of energy flaming from his mouth...

and honda civics...

[basshunta77]

this guys a fucking stud.

[yourmomwatchesmovies]

mr winekone! i love you! let's do videos together, wherever you are!!! call me!

[noshlet]

lmao.

[CH4NNELZERO]

That's your funniest in a while. Thank you for a good laugh.

[becanurse]

LMFAO!!! funny!!! everything u wanna do has do do with asian people...jajaja!!! duuhhh!!

[InuyashaTheDog234]

lmao hello kitty backbag xD

[yoeldabomb]

@InuyashaTheDog234 not his!

[InuyashaTheDog234]

um i know that..

[abcul8r23]

My loudest laugh out loud of the entire week was to your ending. Simply brilliant.

[VxZidaneXv]

badly drive a honda civic hadoukenXD

[JeremyGuilbert]

dude... you would make great porn

[3Life3]

Can I have some of the chicken fried rice and the green tea?... you know, just.. don't throw em at me, that would be rude

[kidewinks]

just chill jakie chan haha

jk, ur well funny