My Parents Think I'm Gay: Black Ops/Life Story by Alex

[Pwninator84]

Do what I do when my parents thought I was gay (I hadn't a girlfriend at the time). Just have girl on girl open in your web browser when you go to school, and have your cursor over the "Shut down button" to make it look like you tried to shut down your computer to hide it from your parents, but make sure they see it. They never asked about my sexuality again.

[gove7874]

Your a fucking faggot

[FaDeTriGGa]

jews cant see past their nose

[jangofett619]

most of the people i know think im gay but idc

[ToXXiCkmUrDeR]

Holy mofo shit. dont f JB Alex

[MadeBySahan]

UR FUCKİNG GOOD AWESOME

[duduburd]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[ps3Juicey277]

You r GAY!! and your a retard...u social outcast...that bones science thing that was the most retarded joke ever!! your not funny retard..

[gonandro]

@danieldaviesmychonny same here.... same here

[dotaistehshit]

wow my grandma and dad asked me if i was gay and they didnt even discuss it with each other they just went off what they saw :(

[drock1killedyou]

this makes want to hit some one

[JoonaTee]

If my mum would start sending that kind of messages to my friends I would kill myself...

[MyRingman]

@Ryan39142 FUCK YOU HOW WOULD U KNOW

[Ryan39142]

Gay is very weird and messed up

[HazelnutOatmeal]

Your parents are tools

[VoltageClips]

First i wanna say AWSOME GAMEPLAY. Second thing is i guess im not sure about the last thing you said in the video. I disagree with myself if that makes sense. Im christian so i know that god wanted there to be a man and a woman nothing else, but i dont hate homosexuals or like them? Can someone explain how i feel if you can please and thank you.

[MaxPaget]

@VoltageClips It's called not being a fucking blind christian. Im not gay nor am I christian but if God created the man and a woman and nothing else (which I don't agree with but nevertheless) he also created homosexuality. Everybody is different and has a different lifestyle and so people were gay. Don't get me wrong but Christianity is a decent religion but it is also mad talk to deny the fact that people are different.

[ralvarez188]

like he said at 5;09 the mom said theres nothing wrong wit being gay. if not wat does it mattter to her if your childs happy let him/her be. if u dont like it dont be around it move on . it aint that hard.

[SpartanRenegades]

I agree with some other comments below, you should have gotten caught masturbating on Lesbo p0rn. If that happened problem solved but you probably would have been banned from the computer but it's worth it.

[cub5578]

wow acward but funny

[MultiLelde]

damned articles and shit these days, they always fuck up somebody's life in the end

[AdamColeD]

Look at it this way. Does a male dog fuck another mail dog? Nope.

[MultiLelde]

@AdamColeD Sometimes they do...some dogs can't tell apart for some weird reason

[2012wasmyidea]

37 people are gay.



[gprieur345]

disliked it cauz ur a fag... jk, as the saying goes : came here for the gameplay stayed for the story

[Shameless184]

You should use this incident to black mail your parents, they kinda owe you.

[dionm93]

That's when you purposely get caught wanking to lesbo porn end of their suspicion right there

[iEpicTrickshotTime]

awesome commentary :)

[KiDxScReam]

4:01 i'd disown my mother if she did this...

[elove624]

my sisters friend who lives in my house is a lesbian

[100niners]

lollololololololol reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeer

[RobNarcotic]

wow. What your mom did was really not cool. To send to your friends messages..wish you luck man! BLACK OPS !

[Damnage6590]

This kid is hilarious you good sir (british accent) just earned a new sub. =]

[Alex51001w]

my names alex and my parents think im gay but im not cause i got a gf

[Boganvillar]

sounds like your parents are a bit too concerned with your sexuality. If it were my parents I'd be deliberately vague and cryptic just to fuck with them, cause it's none of their business and not a big deal anyway.

[MyNameIsVeryOriginal]

ur gramma has not only email, but FACEBOOK?? My grandma can barley operate her home phone, and thinks that "Google" is a porn sight...

[trump3tplayer]

TheT1231995 ..fuck the bible

[UltimateGamer502]

@trump3tplayer hey stfu ok douche bag

[TheT1231995]

The bible even says homosexuality is not good

[bayblader22100]

@TheT1231995 no one wants to here that

[bmoreboi0]

O wow nd I agree tht ther os nothing wrong with gays btw I am not gay but homofobes just say tht 4 attention

[xipartyhardx]

i would fucking smash everything in my house if my parents did any of that! no lie.

[DahRandomzZ]

Fuck homosss im gonna start up a group to kill themm!!

[freakbyparkour]

@DahRandomzZ homofobe...

[JW6B3]

@DahRandomzZ r u serious?

[tombskater3000]

is your grandmother a homophobe im not trying to be a dick though man

[SAVAGEZOMBIE1]

"If I liked the pipi" XD

[3treU]

Some People their just don't have brain, their just think their have to be in their way. It is the same with people who do addict it to religions 24/7 their don't let everyone think different. Their just said you are hell or even evil what their are more even more evil that us, I don't said everyone is the same, but a lot people who just cannt help it..

[TheLukicho]

same thing but I have a girlfriend I cant tell her about

[PLZDONTSTEALMYMONEY]

i did everything you did but my mom found out i was straight when i refused a broadway play

[FighterPilot72]

"Symptoms of homosexuality" very nice. Very ignorant. Homosexuality isn't a disease.

I'm glad you disagree with them :D

[BBnightlive]

Why are you talking about this while playing black ops?????

[digitalzues13]

@BBnightlive go watch mr. whiteboy7th street then

[ExCrazyClan]

Lets count how many people was using last stand, guys! 

[krigana]

i see the bulgarian flag at your emblem where are you from?

[ninjaslaya10]

u just got a new subscriber:) and homosexuiality is fine people are stupid that hate them

[SamAndTrent]

we all know how in middle school how people call you gay? that was so annoying .

[FMYLIFE148]

wow that sucks...but hahahahahhahahahahahaahhaa wow my mom the same she will ask my friends about what actions i do but it has nothing to do with gayness tho

[CoreyUnleashed579]

OMFG every commentary i watch all these beast scores yet there between 2nd to no prestiges its not just u. ur video was the one i cracked on go watch any other commentator see the people they kill and if its in the range above come back and leave a thumb

[JpRules123]

You should really come out the closet, who are you trying to conveince ? Others, or yourself ?

[mffgangsta]

how am i ignorant, cuz i dont like faggots? kk well first off its not in the bible that being gay is okay. Secondly you sound like your gay. Lastly gay people should f****ing die.

[tbone81395]

@mffgangsta

go kill yourself you fuckin loser inbred retard scum. people like you make me sick you stupid fuck.we should all accept and love eachother despite their sexuality. gender or ethnicity. organized religions ridiculous, the bible is stupid. i dont give a fuck if it came from the bible or not and im sure many here dont aswell.... stop using a book thats been made up of myths and fictional stories to justify your beliefs you ignorant sheep

[AliDegnanMatee]

@mffgangsta religious nutjob..see you im heaven ;-) LMFAO!

[mffgangsta]

@AliDegnanMatee dude im not even fucking relgious. so how about you suck my dick motha fucka!

[mffgangsta]

dud you say gay like a retard

[1996JoNz]

Wow!!!! Ur mom is a bitch

[bboyz80896789]

Who the fuck thinks there grandson and son think there a homo sexual

[pivotdeadking]

haha his parents are forcing him to be gay wow

[XxwolfyxoXo]

@pivotdeadking my mom thought tat i was a lesbi@n buy im not

[pivotdeadking]

@XxwolfyxoXo Then get a boyfriend and prove them wrong

[XxwolfyxoXo]

@pivotdeadking i already do im a little -bi- just saying*-*

[pivotdeadking]

@XxwolfyxoXo Hahaha I know loads of bi people and well then thats why they think your les , so if they keep bugging you just tell them to stop

[XxwolfyxoXo]

@pivotdeadking i know i like b more than g...

[pivotdeadking]

that zombadude cant get a girlfriend look at his vids hes fat :P

[encore543]

my mom cought me with my gf in the bed before when i was like 13 and it was down the stright line from there

[calmc4eva]

sounds like your parents are homophobic

[davidmikko]

no offence, but ur mum sounds a bit like a bitch

[LnLDGaming]

wow thats a shame how parents and grandmas think there kids are flamers and take them to doctors

[mcwendys11]

if they really wanted to find out if you were gay then they should just put to plates in front of you, one with a sausage and another with a donut and see witch one you take. kidding

[FigmentOfTheMind]

If that was my parents, i'd punch a fucking bitch.

[14jalo]

Wtf, Is everything in your life fuck'd up?

[HappyDude117xP]

Im pretty sure my parents now im not gay, they already caught me watching porn like 4 times.....lol

[CRAZYAZZBISHES]

No offence but your parents are nuts :P. Just because you wasn't interested in girls at the time doesn't mean you are gay. Some people just wanna wait b4 getting in the dating life. I mean really...who wants to date anymore? To many cheaters out there and it's better to hold off until you are ready. Anyhow if you was gay (I know you're not) but that would be awesome bc gays are way better people xD I know this for a fact.

[Norswalk13]

ITS FUNNY HOW IF U DONT HAVE A GIRLFRIEND, UR AUTOMATICALLY GAY. SMH U BASTARDS........

[rockyman2011]

@Norswalk13 well, in that case, you're gay too!!!

[Misty994]

@Norswalk13 well if you don't have a girlfriend but you have a boyfriend... i would think you're gay...

[kg29mexico]

@Norswalk13 I Know, literally like what the hell? that what my brothers do to me

[IWantGoodies]

How embarrassing...

[MrRensis]

well i am, But i dont go arhond like lookking at every guy .-. thats just..Stupid. LOL you just ran up on BAD LUCK :D srry man :P ... Peopel who are STUCK UP Will DROWND on land, LOL :3 rain.

[MrBossAkaJason]

freak

[JfbDrYTUlRr980]

why should your parents judge your love life i mean its your choice to have a girlfriend or not

[TheDeadSmiles]

i feel you man my cousin is really gay, maybe we will all go to a concentration camp and you gay people can get laid in the bed alone. OH 0_0 umm... your not gay thought you were (awkward) 0_0

[suckyumuda]

I can hear the pain in your voice. I understand your struggle, and please know that no matter what your words say, it is clear that you are a tortured soul deep inside. Live your life to the fullest right now, and remember that one day when you are ready to come out of the closet you will feel freedom like you have never known. Hopefully at that time your parents who you defensively call "stupid" now, will still be there for you and to support you as you come to embrace your true nature.

[xPuR3GaM3eRz]

i was fucking my gf at 13 you mug get a gf 

[NLxAntiFatxNL]

@xPuR3GaM3eRz Damn dude

[xPuR3GaM3eRz]

@NLxAntiFatxNL i knw init

[Zyri0nX]

Ur mom cares bout u. If i say something or do something wierd my mom doesn't give a shit. Hahaha

[brandonthebeast11]

yo i got like threee niggaz

[Corey2377]

he sounds like mini seananners

[The9tailedMasten]

Show them?

[TheDarkSam101]

by the way a fact if u are gay u go straight to hell

[magicissocruel]

@TheDarkSam101 Fuck off u homophobic cunt.

[XxbadazsxX]

Lmao suck my d*ck

[DrCodZombies1]

Your mum was probably gay!

[XxComaG33kxX]

he killed someone with a stun

[RAJLFC4EVA]

lol first like

[GAMEtruTV]

My mom doesnt think im gay. she knows im a homophobe

[Supersouthparkdude]

@GAMEtruTV ah what?

[XxbadazsxX]

Is u gay or what or is your mom gay...what?....im fkn confused......homocexual relly lmao.........this vid is confusing

[hamburgerlad]

@XxbadazsxX watch the video. also, learn english.

[jackindahat]

sooooo are u gay lol

[dedeede27]

your mom is a fucking bitch.

[fs014065]

wow

[blackdragon1458]

"Well, you're probably wondering how it could get anymore embarrassing, FaceBook started getting popular..."

Oh shit...

[Sevetics]

i disagree

[BigExplosionGoBoom]

hey guess what your mom is a dick head the end

[blakeman110011]

IM GAYY!, no nno not really

[FakerThanASceneKid]

:O

This is the face I made throughout the story, not exagerating

Liked and Favorited!

[metalh3ad546]

DEAR PARENTS, GUYS NEVER TELL YOU IF THEY LIKE SOMEONE, SO SHUT THE FUCK UP

[55brickstudios]

@metalh3ad546

ohh yea

[ubtrollin89]

@metalh3ad546 XD so fucking true

[DarkAAProductions]

what he should have said was: I want to focus on studdy at the moment so that i can get a job first then when I get a girl friend I can give them heaps of stuff :D now thats a good example lol thats what I used, but of cause my parents are FOB and they would beat an answere out of me, so if they though I were gay, they would pretty much hit the shit outta me and then ask me :D

[zombadude]

And besides, just because you don't want a girlfriend NOW doesn't mean you are gay...Like ME. People my age usually have girlfriends, but I just don't want one at THIS point in my life. I mean geez, im 12!

[23davidian96]

@zombadude HELL YEAH!!!

[Gooddimitar]

@zombadude dude, u definitely do not need to be worrying about a girlfriend at the stage you are at. No offense, but adolescents or young teenagers have no idea what love or passion really is. What you are really looking at is lust.

[Quarnival]

@zombadude same here dude i mean what are you gonna do hold hands at lunch WOO! Score lol no not like you can goto movies or shit, with you 100%

[ArashsWorld]

@zombadude lol im 12 too

[zesofter]

@zombadude yeah totally, I know what you mean.

[FlonzyGaming]

@zombadude No kids your age think they have girl friends. It kind of frusterates me when little kids say I love you.

[TheWhiteBoysProject]

@FlonzyGaming iv had all my "exs" say that to me it annoys the shit otta me

[FlonzyGaming]

@TheWhiteBoysProject This is what you do when they say it to you. "Yeah you to"

[Abu451]

@zombadude You shouldnt be on here if you are 12. Get to bed midget

[pbleecm28]

@zombadude all 19 teen of you guys arnt gay just homo

[zombadude]

@pbleecm28 gay and homo is the same thing genius

[pbleecm28]

@zombadude i know thats the joke retard

[connerm191]

@zombadude did u just come out the closet?

[Liam7391]

@zombadude Sammeee im 12 and its annoying when people say GET A GF YOUR GAY ..i hate it

[zombadude]

I hate when people call other people gay. I mean, is that an insult? If it is, you are making fun of thousands more that just one person.

[23davidian96]

@zombadude thank you, it's not just me, and as soon as you say "have you got something against gay people?" they immediately assume you are gay, which more often than not, you are not, just sayin XD

[F33RL335]

its not ignorant to think homosexuality is wrong, its just not as God planned it.

he did not want men to like men or women to like women, because he wants people to reproduce, and you cannot do that if its m on m or w on w

i get it that they are people too, but you have to understand they are people with problems.

[Solidjesse]

@F33RL335 Don't hate them though, Gay people are very fine, and God still loves them, He just hates the gayness not them

[F33RL335]

@Solidjesse ok your right he hates the gayness, so why do they like boys anyway huh?

if you can explain to me the intricates of their messed up minds then i will tell you they are right

[F33RL335]

@F33RL335 also that is why the world is becoming so under populated, because people do not have kids, they prefer to, "fuck life down the drain" and mess up the world like that

[sasuke70496]

@F33RL335

Under populated? I'm not gonna go into details but that is definitely wrong.

As far as this video, I am sorry but your mother made terrible decisions. She seriously did that on facebook? She could have hurt your social life, which is important.

[F33RL335]

@sasuke70496 ok mabye its not happening now, smart ass, but im saying in the future if more people are provoked into this irrational behavior

[sasuke70496]

@F33RL335

Do not call me a smart ass for trying to say that you are wrong. Anyways, most of the worlds population prefer to have kids, in fact multiple kids. There would have to be some extreme circumstances to stop the world from populating.

[F33RL335]

@sasuke70496 im done cause your just gonna keep giving your excuses that you get off of google and im tired of answering the messages every day, truce?

[sasuke70496]

@F33RL335

I will end the conversation right here. I just want to say that we have different opinions. Also, I didn't get my "excuses" from google. They were simple counters to your statements. Also, they were not excuses, I was defending a statement I had made. GoodDay

[Solidjesse]

@F33RL335 It's what they like, I can't explain it because I'm not gay. They must just like men for sex. You aren't "born" gay, it is a choice, a God given choice. I don't try to defend them, I just try to let you know that gay people are still people, just people that make bad decisions.

[F33RL335]

@Solidjesse ok what your not getting is that im trying to get you to see is that the people that are gay must, i mean MUST, understand that what they are doing is wrong AND that they are hurting the earth as well.

im not saying that God doesnt love them or give them the choice, but he does not like the choice that they chose and yes i go to church so i know what i am talking about

[509terri]

0:10  The famasacog :D

[MistaChamp]

dude why didnt you just purposely watch porn in front of your mom, or set it up so that they catch you. thats better than people fucking thinking your gay.

[hectorsxvideo]

@MistaChamp "thats better than people fucking thinking your gay" lmao why do you care if anyone thinks your gay...cough cough oh your sexually insecure sorry

[ghetto5280]

@hectorsxvideo what the fuck 'sexually insecure'? why would he want people to think he's gay if he's not?

[ultimatebrute]

if you gay get some fuckin pussy

stop going the back door

[ultimatebrute]

fuck the gay

[DubDubDG]

i would haV Been listen up bitch u want me to go get some pussy lick my ass im gay

[ChickenAreGoodLol]

your parents suck. (no offence)

[bradleycruz99]

i bet ur dad watch that porn shit 2

[magn0971]

Actually Optimistic people are not always born as gay.

[lietuvis976]

so and it still helps if u muv closer