DIRT NASTY-ALCHEMIST FREESTYLE

[McGonnigal]

i have never met dirt nasty before so i do not know which drugs he prefers

[IronJaaws]

he drives an STI. NICE

[freak9rs]

seriuosly though what were you on when you freestyled this, just weed?

[dtpbael]

@freak9rs You can tell by the eyes, he's on opiates dude.

[killa94z28]

@dtpbael naw mann he likes stimulants like crack or coke

[ak47santic]

@dtpbael Naw, he's into bud, coke/crack and hallucagenics.

[spammail06]

One of life's unanswered questions: Is there chicks with big ape dicks?

[StartingShot]

@ivanm331 @rakeemGTR The instrumental is called "Tight" off of the Rapper's Best Friend beat cd by Alchemist.

[ivanm333]

What's the name of the instrumental ????

[slangshotstudios]

"I'm an outspoken Spanish bandit"

[moindependence]

@slangshotstudios Best part of the freestyle haha



[Viewer305212]

LMFAO

[slingshot489]

umm...........raping videotaping and driving, who the fuck says i cant text and drive

[rakeemGTR]

whats the name if the some hes rapping to?

[SethBadco]

@rakeemGTR I think it is a beat of the CD at 0:14 haha idk

[beezyb42011]

im outlandish i am an outspoken spanish bandit im a marsupial, u know the rest

[candieluvzu]

i think yayo is linked to balding... everyone i know who rails has really thin hair.

[SmokinChiva]

@candieluvzu naah, i have some thick hair. hahaha

[maddash24seven]

Jiminy Creekeets

[ccraig2008]

"I'm a fuckin crazy baby born in Haiti gettin my dick sucked at old navy..."

[gangstamind187]

LMAO!! dirt nasty can rap forreal tho...just go listen to the first seconds of him spitting on the 1980 music video

[vincentthuaud]

There aint a single freestyle that you haven't done without talkin bout getting your dick sucked times 2 Classic +

[heltfreek]

is this the guy that plays eminem in scary movie?

[Hoofer106]

@heltfreek yeah dog, thats simon rex, AKA dirt nasty.

[Dylanrmproduction]

MT. Baldy!

[HyperWake777]

I respect the fuck outta Dirt for driving a manual STi

[T3hChr0nic]

Whip out a baby dick and be like this, is you're lunch

[DCMA247]

Man, you need to come back down to Canada towards the east. Your the man dirt, you give me faith brother. life.

[iLax99]

i know this beat is by the alchemist but whats the name

[ZzSmacKyzZ]

You should of bought an Evo Dirt fuck suby's

[NotPalatial]

@ZzSmacKyzZ They're both outrageously overpriced anyways.

[gravesfiend138]

sick car, brotha... i almost bought one... but i went with the evo x instead.

[OGCOUGH]

1:48 Dirt hits a woman and child crossin the street

[evilove]

how were able to drive,freestyle and record this video straight at you? LOL

[nitasykuo]

its like compton englewood hahah

[sigg67]

I recite lines from Dirt's freestyles all the time in class.

[liquidchill]

yes, driving stick takes talent if you are brain damaged or just retarded

[DCMA247]

dirt nasty can drive a stick shift? he's a man of many talents.

[TANK1671]

keep pushin the car thru the women and children lmfaoo

[tykemeawaywyou]

@TANK1671 that is so anti-titanic. 

[friartuck379]

2 people don't flow like period juice.

[beezyb42011]

i dont know the difference i just keep pushing the fucking...... car through the women and children

[iLax99]

beat?

[SHREDheadCODY]

driving.. high... rapping.. PROPS

[piffy187]

Honestly this shit sounds good, better than all the mainstream bullshit thats out there. Keep doin the dam thing man!!

[alee2079]

i retract below statement.... his other stuff is pretty good.

[alee2079]

This is terrible. He can't figure out what to say so he repeats 'get my dick sucked'. It's just weird.

[kyokushinkid420]

LMAO!!! Now that was the dopest freestyle I've heard in a while!

[B3ND0G]

release that neapolitan album, dirt!

[sonick808]

fuckin brad 'n dan

[muelabruno]

subaru sti!!!! sick!!!!

[jdubdajuiceman]

Lmao @ Jameerious Moon its Jamario

[HalfSharkGator]

do some wheelies and shit!

[PeterH4522]

TOP locked Comin up half cocked - Never do we fall flopped - Clever stewing hopped thoughts.

[LastTrueChamp]

Yea yea flowin' like dat period juice son!

[danthehsu]

how u shifting gears

[danthehsu]

damn not a rental sti

[randomsoflo]

wow finally a decent rap! where's andre!?

[SPLIFFGOD95]

u must be in inglewood, u keep looking around like somebody bout to snatch u out the whip..lol, i gotta get that Alchemist CD tho shit prolly got some shit on there

[city0fj]

soup cereal lmao

[blair170]

dude. dont crash

[TheCrewFoShooinc]

Yo dirt i deadass think im your doppelganger...I only have two songs by Alchemist and they're Stuck To You and Tight, both of which you've used to rap so beautifully on in ur vids. Also im a bronze toned jew with a beak similar to yours who enjoys to, how do you say, rap! Just thought i'd let you know.

Love,

Your doppelganger

[Boxxyakamoldybread]

Racist martians suck their own dicks

[fuckrareware]

If you dont know the difference between inglewood and compton you dont know the ghetto

[Brzbrngr]

"im a fucking bad man, you be hangin out with dudes named brad and dan"

lmao. how did you know that dirt

[broganski]

nice scooby dirt

[atmskater78]

hell yee Dirtttooo

[AlLr3ady2]

The beat is "The Alchemist- Real Tight". Like this so people can see.

[SwishSmoke]

i get my dick sucked for jimminy creekeets

[chuckdeezy3]

get my dick sucked at old navy im crazy

[jkr33p3]

best freestyle ever serious shit dirt

[1o11h]

yo whats this beats name?

[TheCrewFoShooinc]

@1o11h Tight by the alchemist

[hedlund88]

haha i love your freestyles, they are si funny and dumb

[calipariwildcats23]

baby dick for lunch

[smokestorm88]

i like dirtnasty better than simon rex

[SirStacks]

dirt just killed that beat

[cfunkrascals]

MEXICOCKIPULCO 1er

[missjeanzz]

FUCK URE HOTTTTTT!!! <3

[4HitsWilystyle]

dick sucked duck dick suck my own dick, think I heard them lines about 72 times in 2 minutes lol

[demanding2bfree]

ape dicked chicks were just discovered recently on zoron 57

[dallasgangsta187]

what kinda car is that?

[BDthizzin]

@dallasgangsta187 looks like a sti hatch

[MrVaginavilleClothin]

MEXICOCKIPULCO ?? LMFAO

[masdirect]

i flow like period juice, in the ghetto butt naked but im serious dude

[mrmaffoo]

@masdirect vote this shit up every day

[trojo90]

@masdirect hahahahaha goddamn dude forreal haha

[MegaN4sty]

i flow like period juice

[vincenzo0069]

why is justin beiber in the tags?? wtf

[xwinger15]

im so fuckin loco, get my dick sucked down in mexicockapulco

[vincenzo0069]

lmao dirt snapped in this one,

[kolbyrolly]

lmao

[dextahdunx]

way too funny dude

[JoeTelevisheown]

i get my dick sucked for jiminy creek eats lol

[SkitzoMultiple]

@JoeTelevisheown hahahaha that was so funny hahaha ROFL

[bardin84]

"im an out-spoken spanish bandit" hahahaha

[SkronkDonkey]

now thats the bad ass dirt nasty i wanna hear , not some pop chip eating hip pop rhymes

[JonDallas22]

lmao awesome

[BillKiernan]

"down in Mexicalcapulco" hahah i love it

[tryingtobeNaboo]

this is fucking real

[Livenderrr]

keep them freestyles comming !

[7Underwood7]

prime