Having Insurance on your phone

[MrSmooth423]

I already had the phone I just wanted the insurance...

[dmoney6696]

thnx man cuz ive ben tryna get my phone. now i now

[MrSoupyBalls]

Do i need to use my own semen for the witch or the giant's semen?

[YamchaBro]

that was amazing

[themusicman2005]

Lol!

[LayDLuv]

A drawn animation of this would be so Awesome

[LayDLuv]

ROFL!! Lord lolll

[fadifattal1]

lol wtf

[STLFOOLISH]

lmao i like dis

[mon3yclipproductions]

the moral of the story is jerking off dragons will help you get insurance on your phones :P

[Gleyen]

sounds about right

[thisisshitluigi]

sounds like a typical final fantasy plotline.

[cristianNOOBtUber]

all that for phone insurance lol

[SatchelAttamore]

sounds like avideo game lol

[SpoonsXownXsinceX92]

Hello blue treat boy our movements dips.

[arottenpickle]

did i just watch lord of the insurance? .__.

[EZN19]

I cant stop laughing!

[iluvmusic218]

i was having a really shitty day and that 1:45 minute video just made my day :D

[RealRapMusic187]

Lmfao

[vore77]

this....is...the best.....story ever told

[NDSLover350]

That was the Blackberry, what about the iPhone?

[SeanDnATL]

LMAO

[shadowassin11]

Ur fucked if Ur phone brakes

[SoulZeroReaper]

I...don't want a blackberry anymore.

[LissaRuthie]

I just got iPhone insurance...I'm currently riding on the giant at the moment. Not lookin forward to when he dies...

[CodMontageSupreme]

It's a good idea to have insurance with the iPhone 4s + 4, I have broke mine 4 times

[calvinDOMINATES]

lol turn audio captions on and watch this

[dbzisthebest100]

@calvinDOMINATES - they really need to fix these captions - LOL.

[vcottier]

@calvinDOMINATES its a whiole different story

[vcottier]

wait wait where do we get the ring from?

[plancecal]

Lol

[WubbydogA7X]

Omg was that all on the spot?!

[LegitFilmsInc]

i died one i got to the forrest :/

[eminemsbestfan4365]

Hahaha what kinda phone networj do you have? Cricket

[RaiRyuSen7]

And they ask if we want insurance right off the bat

[KickTheBaby69]

Alright so that made me smile. Lmfao XD Sounds like a conversation me and my older brother would have.

[AwesomeOne31]

sounds fun

[holysnackpack]

I'm totally going to animate one of your stories lmfao

[bjk301]

close your eyes and imagine it... LMAO

[tehfudger]

lmaooooooo amazing

[WarmCoffeee]

Satan threw fireballs after he threw thunderbolts! I am hiding behind the couch WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO NOW CIGGA?!?!?!

[dajokaman759]

@WarmCoffeee YOU PUNCH IT Then defeat the virgin

[WarmCoffeee]

@dajokaman759 Ah, but what if the virgin is male?!?!?!?

[dajokaman759]

@WarmCoffeee you have to give him a sex change then get him/her then get the virgin to have sex with him and then a devil baby will come out.

[WarmCoffeee]

@dajokaman759

Of course! its so obvious now!!!

[Wampa771]

What did I jerk off the dead Giant's penis for?! FUCK!

[Wampa771]

I got the Giant's semen and I don't know what to do with it!

[Wampa771]

What the fuck do you do with the Giant's semen?!

[MARASALVATRUCHA199]

@Wampa771 you impregnate the witch

[1234swaggboi1234]

LMAO XD SIGGAS CRAZY

[kittttygirl5]

lol....T-mobile add showed up at the bottom of video. :P

[mlewis11896]

it takes 6 days, killing satan, and jerking off a dead mythical creature to get a blackberry? i think ill stick with my iphone...

[Sansatilla]

The whole process of having a phone replaced through insurance, as told by cigs would make an epic rpg game, with a very lucrative franchise ahead of it...

[Sansatilla]

All the aforementioned obstacles mentioned by cigs are added on to the monthly fee you pay, just to possess "phone insurance" lol.

[Sansatilla]

Dont forget: On top of all said ordeals, insurance sends you a useless non functioning phone the first time, so you call and tell them to send another. Then they charge you full retail for a refurbished phone, because they accused you of not returning the piece of shit that they first sent you.

[TaTyTu777]

this should be the video of the year.

[Jmoney73737373]

Lmno wtf.

[Richie2697]

Lmao wtf

[masterdmcx]

LMAO. Made my day

[FaceXDpalm]

I just got my insurance yesterday which was my birthday and i got the phone last month...quite an adventure

[ttttooomommmmm]

that should be a video game

starring dcigs of course

[anthonyju12]

i call that a thursday

[amberadrenalinetm]

turn this into a video game.

[MemoBeDumbxD]

That's y my didn't want to get insurence for my phone :o

I don't blame him

[EUPHONIUMMAN31393]

Lord of the Rings XXX

[stripesean]

My life story.

[mip707]

There's an app for that

[levi1190]

Best videgame idea ever

[BrooklynSk8ter]

Look at the top two comments. Back to mine. Back to the top two. Now back to mine. Sadly, they aren't mine. But if you stopped handing out thumbs up so freely, they could LOOK like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? Watching in awe as this comments gains thumbs up. What's below, now back to mine. I have it, the ability to gain thumbs up by posting something so simple-minded. Look again, people copying and pasting my comment to other videos.

Anything is possible on YouTube. Im on a PC

[xStraTuz]

@BrooklynSk8ter No.

[BrooklynSk8ter]

@xStraTuz ....................

[tonecatastrophe]

HAHAHAHA EPIC!

[imSofaKingBAD]

What's he... wait...ther r so many things wrong....OMG what the fuck is happening

[madhatterz64]

it better be a hot fucken witch

[MrInsanelySane]

It's been a while since I have sincerely liked and favourite-d any of your vids.. This one deserves it. Fucking hilarious. Good job.

[LawlanxD]

DCIGS: Can I please have your Blackberry PIN?

[asflis]

I like how he says "feather" :D

[7Code7Red7]

And thats how blackberrys are made......

[MrJesusistheway]

what about the getting a blow job from Charlie Sheen

[MrJesusistheway]

the dislike bar is as big as Justin Biebers penis

[AbsoluteKiNg92]

That is all? Challenge accepted. *packs his condoms*

[MegaMag22]

ur sooo funny man! good job bra ;)

[ViralShadow127]

so....women cant get phone insurance?

[Wampa771]

@ViralShadow127 There's a special version for women :D

[wolorobot]

@ViralShadow127 nope if ur woman u skip few steps

[LilMisTaken]

@ViralShadow127 We use the tree semen :P

[vidamusical1]

@ViralShadow127 yes just they have to give birth, also they just inject the witch with the jizz.

[WatULookinAt15]

5,666 views. OH SHI-

[jah16191]

ok... im done... TOTALY WORTH IT

[cutenerdyboobie]

not one of ur bests but u still funny man...

[Lebonata]

Hello Tree boy! LOL

[Palatard]

shoot a bald eagle in the face! i peed laughing!

[foxmanshawn]

Thats so fuckn true my palm pre 's screen froze and i have insurance so i took it in and they gave me a song and dance and every story. Until i had to call head office in order to get a replacement fuck insurance

[Rishabzz]

Now what?

[NintendoSensation]

Siggas looks like a fat version of my dad lol.

[FreestyleEntOnline]

so what do we do with the feather we plucked.....please tell me i need to know!

[superbadstudio]

Amazing De'Andre, very well done!!

[efrain1760]

i got pre paid ill just buy another one for 15$ at family dollar

[mattsayshalo]

HOW I MINE FO FISH?

[SamTisdaleKc]

LMAO

[XTREMEGUNNA]

You think that's hard? You should have seen the quest to get the Galaxy S2

[GrrlyGore]

one of my fave dcigs videos. HOLY SHIT THIS IS AWESOME.

[johnston6418]

Seems quite strait-foward aye

[me8321]

The phone is a lie :/

[619master4]

LMAO!!!!

[aToMpaypo]

he dosn't even write this shit he just makes it all up thats fuck up lol <3

[Moneybags685]

I like that story!!

[TomatoHoe]

The only famous youtuber in 2011 still in 240p. Oh and we still love you shit.

[LostSpartan16]

I was at the desert part, when some old dude with a beard SLAMMED his cane down and said "You shall not pass" then the ground between me and him collapsed, so now I don't have my phone. :(

[andr3w1414]

This would be a hell of a video game...

[pjwithbread8]

i love you deandre that was beautiful

[BIGBROTHERXXII]

siggasberry

[specialfxmaker]

I love this video 10/10!

[GriffVirgil]

Wow just wow

[albondeb]

Great!

[digge546]

sounds exciting

[MegaTCat]

lol i do that EVERY night

[skateboardcrh12]

nice haircut nigga

[mikeargueta303]

Challenge accepted.

[Ramayn]

@mikeargueta303 LOL

[stealx97]

This is how the Bible was thought of, its just 12 guys started writing down what the guy was saying.

[g00771664]

lmao wow:0

[SparklyPlum]

Nice fresh cut.

[SparklyPlum]

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

[mouji1521]

ahh so that's where blackberry phones come from...

[metalnavi20]

one does not simply walk into the forest with a cup of semen

[gommaray]

Team beef jerky bitch

[gommaray]

Wtf siggas meet and greet nigga...Aqua Nigga bitch

[BrokenTHGurl08]

your imagination is interesting.

[amerreda44]

lmfao DCIGS the king of improv. 

[Beautyific]

This sounds like a a remake of the Disaster Movies.

[Danny4rb]

Wiggle wiggle wiggle ... YEA!!!

[MrDeathwisHz]

fresh cut nice

[wfwwrestling05]

One Word DANG

[hotthead41]

this will be the most epic fucking game ever. it will be called "punch a satan baby ring in lava jerk off giant game."

[CrisisKira]

4 people didn't go on the insurance adventure .

[benadesouza]

thumbs up if u know he's gona brag about his blackberry at the end from 1:09 onwards

[rofalmatt]

u and me must have the same insurance

[mc15cp]

note to self, dont eat n watch your videos at the same time, hahaha

[GODLOVEEESYOU]

Roflmaoo is it that hard to get insurance....

[CallumJohnPowell1]

Huh... I just had to pay 29.99

[darkfawful64]

SOUNDS LIKE FUN. EXCEPT FOR THE JERKING OFF THE DEAD GIANT PART.

[evanismybro]

Sounds legit

[ericdominguez123]

sounds boring

[iitbftw]

umm...can u repeat that?

[KoNz916]

Hello little tree man...I love u hahahaha

[mushmushangel]

this needs to be a movie someone call M.night shyamalan

[ameralhemaidi]

hehehehehehehe

ok who is the bitch who will give me Iphone 4s

[lman504]

crack berry phones suck nard!!!!!!!!!!

[la2449lakers]

Fuck... i gotta pay 50 bucks

[THEasianFROMtheBLOCK]

@la2449lakers Only? I have to pay125$!

[kerry53421]

punch the baby in the face and for the virgin mother lmfaoooo

[Valbuenium]

lmfaooo

[xtruexmacc]

Wow a new shirt 4 once

[BSUR25]

all what he said was from lord of the rings lol

[2WIREG]

um....what if the giant is a female? I cant jerk this female off. FML are there any alternatives?

[4SCSTAP]

this would make a perfect game :D

[xxESPx]

the virgin is way overpowered. i need to train.

[SeraphOfCruxis]

Fuck, I always get stuck at the virgin part...

[SnakeEyes732]

What lol

[MW2MEXICANPWNS]

god this video literally was the first recommended video on youtube after i dropped my phone in the toilet!

[aburkie111]

good imagination

[JalapenoAlejandra7]

lmao wooooooooooooooooooooow BUT I WANTED A IPHONE!

[MrEpic4043]

aletta ocean.

SEARCH IT!!!

[SirIsManly]

@MrEpic4043 >:U i did man wtf xD

[sknockout]

Lmao this should be on the main channel

[Enriquegg]

lol virgin mother? xD

[abster4eva]

Dcigs gotta haircut

[mazdarx7head]

Hahahahaahahagaha

[jsmoove863]

I don't even think I want a blackberry after hearing all this

[halocool123456789]

lollololololololololololololol­ololololol

[MasterGt8]

LOLOLOLOLOL WTF

[theJGnetwork]

i followed all the steps perefectly and ended up getting one of thoes shittly little square phones :/