FUNNY JOKES TO TELL

[awesmo1]

yo mama so poor she cant even PAY attention

[StarstruckStudiosFR]

On December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. sorry don't wanna die

[AngelinaLoveFan333]

On December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. sorry don't wanna die

[VxXDarkFireXxV]

fuck you talk about retards

Your mama so fat she uses the equator as her belt

[Milkum2O11]

Your mother is so fat, so when she was standing on the weight, it said : Will be continued!

My jokes are better than those! By the way, you own me 1:09 of my life, + time for writing this!

[keyblade280]

these jokes are soooo crap what this isnt a joke

[yasulive]

that was so funny ive forgot to laugh

[BatmansFavoriteGirl]

Umm yeh stupid jokes. They suck! I got 2 better ones for ya. A man with 3 daughters, is eating lunch. The first daughter walks up and asks: Daddy why is my name Rosie? He awnsers: because a rose fell on your head when you were born 2nd daughter asks: Why is my name Daisy? Because a daisy fell on your head when you were born 3rd daugher walk up and scream: CAKTKABLAH BLAH Dad screams: SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK ** Why do pirates take so long to learn thier ABCS? 'Cause they can spend years at sea.

[Putraylen]

I've got one. Your mothers like a shotgun. two cok's and she blows! XD

[hustlerculo]

these are shit

[SmurfSalad]

I dont mean to toot my own horn but i have got some pretty funny jokes myself

Just come check out my channel

[UrSoMeanBoss]

your [BLANK] is so [BLANK] i had to press the dislike button....

[75745378]

yo mamas blood type is Ragu

[MelissaAndLaura]

Never even cracked a smile.

[brutaltrout]

YOUR face is so ugly it can break limbs!

[souless1988]

jam6753998 I should introduce you to sharp objects then make you run.... That would be funny.

[TheCeemeister]

can someone tickle me ?

[MrGaberthegamer]

MY MOM IS SMART AND FIT!

[FallingNowhere]

40 people enjoyed these jokes. LOSERS.

[kornmonkey24]

When are the funny jokes supposed to show up because these are not funny at all!

[ndublet1]

So funny i forgot to laugh. 

[FallingNowhere]

@ndublet1 Then laugh now!

[ndublet1]

@FallingNowhere Why should i?

[primetimetdw]

this was posted in 2009...? these jokes were old in1989.

[shanemc25]

These arn't jokes they're insults...........Rtard

[MattProWolf]

hey how can u make such jokes like that its rude ~!

[macca00007]

wanker



[Thewarwithgrandpa]

man.. youd get shot i nthe ghetto for tellin shit that lame..

[Pedr6500]

So billies class watches a documentery about Firefighters

so after the movie is over the teacher asks the students how their parent's jobs are similar to a fire fighter's

Steve replies: my mom helps people everyday just like a fireman

Billy then Replies: My mommy is just like a fire fighter because She bends aroud a pole and then gets into a big truck full of Men

[mastercyclonious]

none of the jokes are funny. You are a nerd with no freinds and the worlds gayest person. You make gene simmons look straight you fuking fag. I predict that you will be a 90 year old virgin.

[krazychickka144]

ur mamaz so stupid she got locked inside dee grocery store nd starved.....wat now niqqaz =P

[paulerate]

Where's the funny jokes?

[CrazyRandomness99]

you're so stupid you misspelled watches.

and you're telling my mama she's dumb?

arse.

[docall999]

ha... ur mom is so damn fat i can make her fats into 6743998 different type of f**king jam

[moneygettah]

u shud change the title to gay and old jokes to tell

[McPsJ101]

your mother is so hold she can't remember where she put your adoption paper...

oohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

[llBiglerll07]

those are insults that u can have fun,but ur friends wont

[missFaye1000]

Lol

[missFaye1000]

There all old jokes !!!! This is the best 1ever

Ur ma

[ArmyThug519]

Seriously?comon man, u serious?... I nearly killed myself after the first 2..

[celever77]

i should kill you.

[yousef2006]

dnt quit yur day job dude

[3000twin]

those jockswere so 2000 get some new jokes

[bcfcrichards]

Lame

[sovarelteo47]

You're so stupid you bought party hats for your mom's funeral.

[Scion904]

ur so gay, you made a video to reveal your worthlessness is still alive, making my jokes about you, funnnier. the real joke is you my frined, so cheers on being so funny.

[3000twin]

@Scion904 dont say nothin else

[coleboy98]

i got a joke better than all of these put together. (The ones in the video.)

YO MAMA IS SO FUCKIN STUPID SHE GAVE BIRTH TO YOUR SORRY ASS! PWNED!

[1994subzero]

Ur jokes r so gay

[OmgItzNay]

@1994subzero your jokes are so straight

[1112MaRRiaNNe1112]

you are VERY sad

[martinez199327]

fuck you.

[lovercodypancho]

Do u have NOTHING better to do huh because u have commented on all of these . Just opinions okay. You probably just are a fat bitch how has had too much McDonalds and your to fat to know. I hope u have a heart attack

[cutiehmn]

these are dumb...

[martinez199327]

ur mom is dumb...

[hottmama00]

u talkng bout my mom....your mom is outside being a hooker!!! you just got served

[lovercodypancho]

U are so right matines199327 has nothing better to do because she just ate too much McDonald's and she is a fat bitch now.

[hottmama00]

lol i know right!!!! instead of ordering a meal at mcdonalds she bought the whole place

[101Kaida]

hahaha.......

[Luna96599]

one day there was a man named henry he died because he was fat if you dont send this message to 10 people/ videos then you will grow alot of flubber, become obese, and blow up due to bubbling fat.

you have 10 minutes.

[IPrayingMantisI]

"yo mama" - jokes are never funny faggot

[martinez199327]

ur dad isnt funny bitch.

[lovercodypancho]

Screw u bitch i hope that u fall off a bridge and drown so the fish can eat u

[lovercodypancho]

This is mean and the first one doesn't even make sense. Did your brain fly south for the winter???

If not, just lay in a hole and die! K

[martinez199327]

fuck you. ur mom chode on her lips.

[zaymur]

That sucked

[martinez199327]

ur mom sucks my dick.

[brownshug11]

WOW THAT WAS SOO NOT FUNNY!!! That was a bunch of crap, if anyone thought that was funny, something wrong with them!!!!!! Here's a joke, a real joke..... YO MAMA SO FREAKIN STUPID, SHE ASKED YOU FOR SOME JOKES!!! One mistake she regrets!!!!

[hottmama00]

lol His mothers soo stupid that she thinks these jokes are funny haha

[martinez199327]

no ur mom so smart she didnt use protection and now shes stuck with ur ignorant fuck.

[7angelica123]

@hottmama00

well uh his mother is mine so uhh BACK OFF OF HIM!!!!!!!!

[theheybro12]

lame ass fuck

[martinez199327]

ur mom is lame as fuck. one time i was making love to her and she was like dead, no emotions wut so ever. soooo lame.

[tyctomgun]

what a load of crap

[TheSunnydip]

i only love the last 1

[fishman692]

Why the hate, man? Why the hate?

[missmosh123456]

not funny my 8yr olds went around telling thoes jokes to nannys and teachers

[luanne493]

freakin retarded there not even jokes their dis do us a favor dont make videos anymore

[brownshug11]

@luanne493 You told the truth!!! You told it like it is!!! AMAN!!!

[smokinfrenzy]

they were all shocking m8 old and shocking

[serbodude]

All of them are old :(

[stuntlandia]

retarded

[gabriel301sparten]

pretty good.

[TheCaitybear]

omg these are shitty not funny at all U SUCK!

[harvey1903]

haha your jokes are so shit that when i stop watching the video i actually went for one

[omarjk2009]

oh my god atleast put music on :(

[YouChube3]

bahahahaha... no..... nothing on here made me laugh crap video. lolz

[TwilightSagaGirl61]

Did you know that there used to be water in the Grand Cayon?..yeah your mom did a cannonball in it! bye bye water

[gavthetank]

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"

The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."

Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"

He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."

[martinez199327]

gay

[20rattlers12]

tht was gay....

[xXROr0Xx]

i got one ur mama is so nasty they make u eat her pussy on fear factor

[cooliyodice123456789]

wtf thoes r corny

[50cent7589]

rofl look @ dis faggot

[8o5thugz]

i cant belive ppl look up jokes on youtube lol or even make vids lol sadly, youtube has everything especially this shit.

[DipinAllDay]

why you look it up them

[LittleMissMedic]

Well obviously, judging by the tags on this vid, you were looking up jokes on youtube. So what you're doing is, even though you might not realise it, attempting to offend yourself. Lame.

[8o5thugz]

haha i needed one for a presentation and trust me...i totally regret looking for one on youtube....so shut tha hell up little miss bitch-alot

[jhjforever9]

lame so fucking lame

[henok12345qwer]

itfucking sucked and u did not make them jokes up by your self

[playful1ns]

none of those were funny

[bigtimegangsta]

you dont know jokes u got it from yo momma jokes u just searched it on goggle

[mymusicalways]

these things suck. they rnt even jokes. what did u do? look at an old gum wrapper joke or something? these suck.

[martinez199327]

the kid is only 6.

[axcelbetty]

oh my gosh, i'm so ugly they cut out my picture, yeah give me a call when you got some REAL jokes! peace out suker!!!

[xxprinsesxx]

there not jokes there cus

[akinfrancis]

hahahahah very funny NOT!!!

[Abukias]

not funny at allll

[labbiabbi]

i liked um but i could do better

[Ihakk7777777]

10 facts: 1. that video was dumb 2. u watched the video 3. ur reading this 4. u just blinked 5. ur woundering how i knew that 6. ur smilling 7. u just stoped 9. ur still reading this 9. u did not realize there was 2 # 9's 10. this is the last fact

[owuom]

whatever...i never friggin blinked u ...

[Ihakk7777777]

thoughs jokes were so stupid that what i just typed was funnier :P

[Lucindanata]

Your mama is so dumb that she put cat food down her pants to feed her pussy... ha ha ha thats funnier than everytrhing on that clip

[owuom]

nice 1 man!

[Lucindanata]

Its from the person below WOMAN lol jk im a girl

[MrSoccern8r]

lol this 1 is hillariously funny.....

Your mama is so dumb that she put cat food down her pants to feed her pussy...

[silverscottsman]

they were pretty bad....

What do you call a chinese guy with only one leg?

Tai Won Shoo! (tie one shoe XD)

[aileen48427]

haha lol their alittle funny

[bbller95]

those jokes were aweful

[LENIK13]

ok jk what does bruce lee like to drink ?????

waaaa taaaa i.e. the joke works only while karate choping youre hands up and down :)

[manga292]

lol

[JakeRFunny]

thats funny!!

[frosterboy]

how to u get a pokemon on a boat? poke him on, how do u make lady gaga angry? poke her face

[rawrloler]

lol

[jewelgurl23]

is this a joke or an insult

to tell the truth it kinda sounds insult

LOSER!!!!!!!!

[martinez199327]

ur a faggot this kid is only 6

[DanielR305]

whats funny about this so called joke also some of the wording is not even making any sense I personally think whats funny about this video anyway because its totally crap and was a real waste of time to read if I am honest

[BaysideOWNSu]

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends on how hard you throw them

[stevothehibby]

is this supposed to be funny?

[piamisa1]

your mom was so freakin' stinky when she went in2 a store every1 died

[nikkostirling]

the lamest poop i ever had the misfortune to read

[EarthWarZone]

Okay I got one

What do fishes smoke?.............

-Seaweed lololololololo

[dnlzmd]

lmao tat one was funny!

[gta4life21]

your momma is so stupid she brings a remote control to a movie theater

[BlackMexicanCracker]

my left nutt can think of better shit then tht

[irishgolscorer8]

they all suck dick get a life

[pcbutch]

they mite be the shittest jokes i have ever heard. yur so not funy it actualy kinda made me laugh...

[kalynnandbeth]

this is so freaking stupid

[meme00444]

Dude, i dont think you made these up cause i saw unregistered hypercam 2

[alkatraz17]

hahaha..this guy is so dumb, that he posts videos on youtube thinking of a porn website.

[thesupernateral]

fagget

[BleedForMyMother]

oh my! you have just insulted my mother so many times that i don't know what to say! HOW COULD YOU?!

[kevpa96]

dude you already sent me this vid

[kevpa96]

I got one. ok so I'm taking my friend's stuff from his locker so he is yelling "stealer stealer!" so I say, no dude I go for the cardinals

[penguinface300]

Some of them (2) were good all the others fucking suced balls man GET A LIFE

[martinez199327]

cool i like them all

[SPACEBOBO1]

ok some were really stupid tho

[hollytrev]

Erm... Did you make these up your self? Cause if you did, THEY WERE NOT FUNNY! And my mum i clever! LoL!

[kevpa96]

some were clever

[hamoan66boi]

what did the rock say to the hott chick???

nothing...he was stoned!

[martinez199327]

i like the vid

[fastang2]

some were good some were bad i give it 4 stars