Dane Cook First BJ

[dburtsev]

its ok

[Katherinee1990]

lmao. that was funny.

[ScaryWhispers9435]

haha

thats funny

haha

[7comedian2]

dane cook is the best he is 1#

[wesleyfilms]

The shwa shwa lol

[Mrmike95355]

And that's why Dane Cook is the man!!

[bsbllthirteen]

that is on funny ass guy

[wobbygongman]

I remember my first blow job, took ages to get the taste out of my mouth.

[runescapeforlifeyser]

what/????

[wobbygongman]

Yeah you heard me.

[HeHooHunts]

LOL

[LOZlaura]

baha

[wesleyfilms]

lol

[blizzfreak245]

lol a 1978 TOOL SHED

[jakehills]

u silly bitch hahaha

[Beatwop]

that's exactly how i got it b! from 2:26 till 2:40 is exactly how it happened... just switch the car with a couch! XD

[SunTrickk]

lmao

[ZradioZ]

whahah!!!!

[xoxomaraxoxo]

Dane Cook is comin to Edmonton!!!

Fuckin hells YES!!!!!

[Xello998]

Someone needs to shoot this unfunny sack of unfunny.

[kyledub213]

go screw yourself

[ErynneIsAwesome]

ello jello!

sense of jealousy maybe?

[mototech]

OMG, this is hilarious!

[RedeemerE23]

... what the fuck is a "Shwa Shwa" LOL I guess in Dane Cook language it translates to blow job

[akarwoski1]

hahahahahha epic shit

[Mexina201]

SHAZAM! lmfao

[SB20Champions]

"i threw my pants off like i was in the nba"-lmao, i died

[GoldenThroat14]

ahahaha hes awesome! xox :D

[HiloPicolo123]

OK you know what??? Whoever thinks Dane Cook isn't funny

1) Why are you watching this???

2) If he wasn't funny, why would he have millions of people going to his shows??? and

3) He is one of the funniest comics alive! Why else would thousands of people watch these videos??? If these reasons aren't clear to the Non-Dane Cook fans then you have something seriously wrong with you.

[Arid2006]

D: Yay someone finally asked those retards why they watch these things if they dont like it!

I LOVE Dane Cook, brilliant guy xD

[joshntequila]

1.) any blowjob story told right is funny.

2.) those millions of peoples are idiotic, slefish, and immature retards

3.) see number 2 for details.

[HeHooHunts]

He actually isn't that funny anymore. He needs new material its more like entertainment than comedy is why people go.

[rockathonapalooza]

Although I don't ttoally agree I respect your opinion and think that you are a very smart fellow

[HeHooHunts]

thanks for being nice about my opinion. Your are the evolution of commenting lol.

[snickerseat]

true. but he still rocks!

[ih8yeerks]

zomg he is sooooooo fuckin funny!

[xcody38x]

ur a fag go die

[scotth08ok]

HAHAHAHA, wheres the handlee *with cum in her mouth* lmao

[angelina1029]

XDDDD

OMG!!!!!

[BEAUTIFULBROWNSKIN]

this guy is hilarious, i love this guy! "Shazaamm!!" girl:: "Uhh huhh"

[shoutout04]

wheres the handle?? lol :)

[Iheartcoca13]

i can't be the only girl here who would love to fuck the shit out of dane cook.

[futureMrsjonas9]

u r not

[Knmroxursox]

Yep Yep. Ooh Baby!

[DulceNinaLatina]

haha ohh yeahh

[jtlovley097]

aww the 1st thing where girls look so adorable.... hehe my bf told me that once

[Lisakitty1]

Omg I love him~

[Ozziej7]

hahaha omg so funny.

[shoutout04]

SHAZAM!

[RandaRae07]

omg that has to be my favorite dc vid!! he rocks!! lol

[downser54]

lmao.......... i dont get it HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH BUT YET HE TRYS SO HARD THATS FUNNYYYY

[Sinaman13]

hahahaha, its sooo true too, girls always act like they cant see the handle... weather they really cant find it or they are just playing games... its sooo true

[JasonChan2008]

why do they do that?

[xobrooklynox]

where's the handle?

lmao

[InsertNameHere145]

LOL thats awesome "SHAZAM!!"

[xOxTiXz]

lol idk????????????? o.O

it just happened xD

[xOxTiXz]

lol i was 10 in a tent with a 14 year old DONT ASK

[BasicCompHelp]

How does that happen o.O

[13191215]

lmao!! Cool xD

[MissMetroStation]

AHAHAHAHHAAH HOLY SHIT.

Gross, yet hilarious!

[bjensen111]

my first one was in 8th grade at elitches on a ride

[xdude180]

mine was in 5th garde... no kidding.

[GaaraLovesMee]

lol. on a ride? nice dude.

[FresnoCA93727]

LoL Funny.

[ILoveZac2]

that is fuckin funny

[w00tkiller21]

uhugh or uh uh

[4samreno]

'Just like Bugs Bunny on the moon'...yeah buddy

[laronman2008]

1st time for me was at school during 3rd pd in the restroom...my ex pulled down my pants and went to work..the 4th time we got caught and I was so pissed but happy at the same time.

[xdude180]

thats why you do it in the comfort of your own home...

[drDerro609]

haha my first time was in grade 8 in a tent

[2xXJessayXx2]

haha mine was in a tent to

and she did the same thing that he said with looking for the door handle, but she couldnt find the zipper :D

[loopguru66]

haha i love the way he says "Are you alright?!"

[20ssession20]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hahahaha

this goes direclty to the No. 1 of my list of "the most awkward this that can happen in your first time"

[IEatGlu]

Ugh... I really don't find him that funny... sorry... I mean i really wanna laugh cuz everybody loves him but it's really just predictable and not that funny... I chuckled ONCE through that whole thing...

[SiCMXer185]

I would have chuckled once too....but I, like many other people, have a sense of humor

[1KawKaw1]

I made the terrible mistake of trying to take a drink while listening to this and almost drowned! lol! This was pretty funny!

[bhb88s]

lmao she undoes my gear an gives me the ol shwa shwa

[wolfhowl15]

lolz "do i have to wish myself out?" omg i freakin love him

[RsGhost1]

Hahaha so funny! :D

[Purplemoose15]

hahaha. i love dane cook. this is hilarious.

[merlin3695]

haha my first time was freshman year in a movie theater

[letslaughatme]

hilarious! LOVE HIM <3!

[vanskater152]

i will never forget what she said when she got up "webahuba"

[watheller]

awesome

[123456789987654321ad]

haha

oh god

if i could i would give him head right now

72 tool sheds are my favorite model

[Mozafunkula]

Agreed he is a Bumbass !!

man he sucks he's so fucking gay !!!

Pablo Fransisco fo life !!!!!

[fateunreal]

lol dane cook is such a dumbass

[ABATHINGAP3]

Bugs bunny on teh moon......haha

[Piratica99]

lolz I threw that shit out the moonroof!!!

[shortygirl81694]

lol i love dane cook

[souocesar]

This guy is so fucking hilarious... OMFG!!! i pissed in my pants

[shelleyk80LoveClub]

this joke is so true.

[ishartedtoday]

i therw my pants out the sun roof hehehehehe

[Blondecutie00]

LMFAO looks up

*mouth full*

wears the handle!

[bassmetalhead]

lol this is the funniest thing ever

[sickllest]

haha i almost peed my pants. that was fuinny. shazamm! haha

[unoismygame]

dane cook is the shit

[paramorefreak2192]

holy crap i love him!!!

[kateyyface]

auauahahahaahahaha

[agentsmith462]

I DRIVE A 1978 TOOLSHED TOO

[SSXtrikE]

My 1978 toolshed is in mint condition. TAKE THAT RANDOM YOUTUBER!

[LegoFreak98]

dane cook* lol

[LegoFreak98]

Woot! One of the best comedians ever was born in Mass! I live in mass! Dance cooks so funneh! XD

[bruinskid115]

he lived in arlington mass

represent!

[MalaxMina]

'I'm like bugs bunny on the moon'

lmfaoooo =D

[Trident2010]

I'd love to see all the people that say they "hate dane cook" do what he does

[xAPiratesLifeForMe]

Shazam!

That's gold. xD I love Dane Cook.

[austin55928]

hah a tingling dane cooks funny shazam

[dupersloby]

i love it when girls give me shwashwa

[einstainslonglostson]

lol

[JessicaRAWWWRR]

Do I have to wish my way out?

xD

[tylove110]

ok dane... tmi?

[vampirelife27]

DANE COOK I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUU

[CodyxxChaotic]

lmao!! XDD

[lolakaulitz215]

i love him!!!!!!!!

hes my fAV comedian

[vab1123]

omfg amazingness

[mcrfobaar]

this is a coming of age tale

[calabriaxox]

hahaha that is tru tho, u can never find the handle

[parrothillbilly]

lol

[graceandhearts]

this is soooo fucking hilarious ahah.

SHAZAM!

[dreamkiller5]

amazing.

[filli4eva]

SHAZAAM! :P

[carlogc]

CHAZZAAAAMM!!!!!!

[Fernblaze13]

Sure you are

[CorbinFC]

Im that special girl.

[Kurushimus]

this is not funny, i didn't get it.

someone explain?

[jmaer91]

there's a time in a boy's life....

[willknowswhereulive]

Dane is saying he was dropping a girl off, she took off his pants and started sucking on his cock.

Then dane got hard (that means it felt like there was a bone in his penis) and you should be able to figure the rest out

[royalmase22]

he got a bj that a blowjob you dipshit

[vab1123]

are you serious?

[curigeor28]

HAHAHAHA AMAZING!

[MtnXfreeride]

lol awesome, dane can make me laugh, demetri martin blows.

[colton5556]

ha ha i wish my girlfriend would do something like that! jk no um that was hilarious!

[scorpiobitch15]

hes rite dont lump all americans 2gethr like that.  but dude plz dont use frasier as an examlpe. he sucks. dane cook is funny as hell.

[xxkyuubixninetailsxx]

dane cook is canadian -_-

[msfrmnm]

URA!

[XxGlamisDunerxX]

he was born in boston, idiot

[organikaskater13]

he was born in boston

[er6288]

he might not be genius.. but he puts on a good show and he's rich for it... so fuck you,

Ekecanmehir and your american comments

[dakidkossreturns]

dis guy is not funny at all

[Ekecanmehir]

maaan,you americans

you're all boring

and you are saying that this guy is genious

you're all stupid too

[dantheman07]

You shouldn't lump all Americans in to the same category as those who like Dane Cook.

Don't forget, this a country who produced Bill Hicks and Frasier

[Ekecanmehir]

well,they are exceptional..

most American comedians are boring.you know that

[dantheman07]

Most of them yea, but not all.

[classified9]

yeah and your a "genious" then? its spelled genius dumbass. btw im english and i think this guy is amazing

[Ekecanmehir]

I dont care my brother.genious or genius it doesn't matter for me.I can express my feelings by using your crapy language.thats the important thing

[Achilleus666]

*you're :)

[Minibeast853]

COCK

[Reaperofyourface]

yeah where the fuck do you live????

[ramo823]

"who's th handoh?"

[Myulti]

SHUZZAM!

[sunshinekissed]

funny as hell

[Rx78RN]

not as funny as you dying of cancer

[FlamedXXXX]

SHAZAM!

[cocatwoman7]

I LOVE this man-genious!

[Marquis0420]

how does he COME up wth this stuff xD

[hahajoker96]

he dosent he takes it from less famous comedians

[jonesz23]

i could drive in 10th grade... like the last half of it...

[TheLollipopsBand17]

I lOvE iT! iT's HiGhLy AmAzInG! LoL...aDd Us If YoU dO tHeN uR a SeXyY aSs BeAsT....aNd If U dNt tHeN....gUeSs WaT...u Be GaYy!!!! : ]

[XiomaraCarebear]

Dane is a genius. Period.

xD

[beaner7771]

hahaha i drive a fuckin tool shed

[DraneXproductions]

ahhahahha thats wicked funny

[HHHotala]

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[HanisWaterfall]

im having trouble believing this story. what was he doing driving in the 10th grade? did he stay back?

[TheGodDamnedBatman]

some states 15 is when you can get your license. or he was just driving my cousin drove everywhere since he was like 13 lol.

[cm71382]

i had my license when i was in 10th grade

[OldManMidwest]

not funny

[backcourtviolation]

yep it is

[Oukae]

shwa shwa! lol

[scran93]

if you dont like dane cook, watch 'vicious circle; atheist sneeze'.

if you dont laugh then, you have no sense of humour.

[DraneXproductions]

so true...

[TheMattyBruv]

Really, maybe most intelligent folk don't like a banal comedy act featuring pelvic thrust and a long line of terrible observational jokes with no punch-line other than "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Sam Kinison did it, but it was funny because he was a Pentecostal preacher and had an intelligent act. That's where it ends, it's not funny anymore.

[scran93]

i can agree with you, themattybruv.

this is most definaetely not one of dane cooks funnier videos. in fact, despite being a huge fan of his vicious circle videos, i did not laugh once during this video. that is purely why i said "watch vicious circle atheist sneeze".

im simply recommending a BETTER dane cooke video, and hoping to educate some poeple to watch higher quality comedy.

i do appreciate your comment though. you are so right- this joke has a very minimal punch line.

[TheMattyBruv]

understood, but I disagree with you on most of his act. He has some brief moments of comic gold IMO but it's cool.

[missingsydbarrett]

lmfao

genius