eddie izzard

[skinnytokerj]

Anybody else getting that "Ian... Dury...?... " niggle? 

[BlueSpirit3743]

LMAO at 'all the animals with long hair sitting along the side'. I died! Eddie sounds a lot like Billy Connolly in this sketch don't you think?

[KamasutraButterfly]

When he starts sawing!! It kills me

[OldScarsNewHate]

you don't know what you're talking about, do you?

I did before, but I don't now...

so he built an ark, and it was great.

[Katw76]

An ark with a big room for poo, Eddie thinks of everything! XD

[Katw76]

Does anyone else talk to their mates in "Eddie-isms"?!

[yakitoriJH]

@Katw76 Absolutely!!! We are often covered in beeeees for example! LOL

[Katw76]

@yakitoriJH haha, yeah the other day someone asked me if I had done something and I replied " I was dead at the time, I was on the moon, with Steve". Yes, they all thought I'd gone nuts so I introduced them to Eddie and now they all do it too! :)

[janieloo2010]

The most creative, intellegent stand-up comedian of all time,

[mortk1994]

you can imagine his notes beforehand

old testament: make shit up

new testament: make shit up

book of revelations: make shit up

god i love my life!

[21quandary]

Colonel Gadaffi!

[raerae1281]

LMAO at picturing the evil giraffe.

[eveningbreezez]

get out of my mime. hilarious

[Largemanofmordor]

On the first day he created light and air and fish and jam and soup, potatoes and haircuts and arguments and small things and rabbits and people with noses and jam...more jam perhaps, and soot and flies and tobogoning and showers and toasters and Grandmothers...and, urm...Belgium.

[raerae1281]

@Largemanofmordor LMAO, that part had me literally laughing so hard I could barely breathe.

[rasilony]

I would not get out of the bed mother, cause I did not yet created the best part of the day loooooooooool, a wonderful sketch

perfect

[coaxkecable]

4:29

[0806053]

Maybe he thew some more jam here XD. Awesome line

[Zakue]

I think Izzard sparks a bit too much religious debate for a comedian. Seriously, even if he uses alot of his opinions, some of which i disagree with, in his humor, it is still JUST for humor. I myself am a Chrisitan, and i love Eddie Izzard, and he's one of the best comidians i've ever heard.

[effingya]

@Zakue

no one is making you watch it, unless you want to be a muslim and have him killed

[Neil2293]

@Zakue not really religious debate its just his funny take on.

[morbidpancakes]

What about the flying ones? xD

[hunterblk68]

wow he is young in this one...

[cub4ucme]

he has just give a performance in MALMØ...sweden..

[unimliq]

@cub4ucme OMG has he O.o I MISSED IT SHIT !

[felic70]

evil fish. i bet got put poison in the rain so no oxygen stayed in the water and all the floaty things died from drinking it

[mammon762]

genius,he should have 10 million votes,send this to all your friends,force them to laugh

[sabre2997]

If Youtube considered it to be too long they would have stopped them putting it up.

Good point though, but Izzard is too amazing for such rules

[Bloodprince1234]

"I'm working on a speedboat at the moment, i think it's much more exiting, bigger engine and it can shoot across the water like that"

[nizhoni1616]

baahahahahahahahah i love this! english football hooligans tha we go, whateva that is, lol, silly

[Gforce81000]

Poor Noah...God is such a bully. XD

[hunterblk68]

if that is what you think then you about as stupid as everyone else who insults God...

[CheekyVimto08]

blasphemy is a victimless crime

[hunterblk68]

i agree. but some people don't care what they say about God....sad really. =))

[Gforce81000]

Dude...like...it was a joke...as in funny ha ha? How old are you and how did you miss that? o.o

[hunterblk68]

actually i thought that you were serious first of all, missed it because of that and am 16 (btw not that funny srry)

[Gforce81000]

Alright, whatever dude. I'm not going to concern myself with the ramblings of some Bible thumper. I hope you have a wonderful day. :3

[TheCameraJunkie]

Belgium

[Herfer]

lol funny but God only intended to kill HUMANS wit hthat flood lol still funny and great tho :)

[grafight]

Genesis 6:7 " "And the LORD said, I will destroy man whom I have created from the face of the earth; both man, and beast, and the creeping thing, and the fowls of the air; for it repenteth me that I have made them."

Apparently God was pleased with fish and ducks.

[Herfer]

"Fowls of the air"......gee i think thats A DUCK! so fish prob survived

[grafight]

Well yeah, noah was supposed to have a pair of of ducks in the ark... maybe he had to bribe them or something... what kind of thing could you bribe an evil duck with? (When I was a kid I was attacked by a duck, so I happen to believe all ducks are evil). Eddie rules!

[Herfer]

jewish bread? idk lol

[SaveryOne]

do fish drown?

could they?

cause i would think that would be the ONLY way for a fish to not survive a flood.

[TheLexusOfGold]

pfft chuck norris drowns fish all the time..

[sabre2997]

Unless it was a flood that flushed out the rivers and lakes, in which case freshwater fish would die or have to adapt to salty conditions.

I'm still trying to figure out if they took fish on the arcs in 2012... Such a good film :)

Eddie Izzard is amazing...

[hunterblk68]

if he only intended to kill humans, then y were animals killed as well?

[Neil2293]

cause its a myth

[jamesfromwagstaffe]

thats not the only hole in the logic of the bible to be honest!

[Dude11199121]

karatefightr15 - he replaced Mrs Thatcher's heart. She was the British Prime Minister in the 1980s and a staunch conservative. Needless to say as the first woman Prime Minister she needed to be a hard edged person, and her personality made her a few enemies to say the least.

[karatefightr15]

who's heart does he replace with a stone?

[victoriaralf]

I cannot stop laughing...

[Fhenix6]

I've seen him do the evil giraffe probably 15 times, & I still laugh my ass off! Hahaha...even the lips are perfect! Brilliant I swear...

[gryphonkeen]

I know! and i repeat it to myself every once and a while, and everyone stares at me like wtf?

I listen to eddie all the time, so much that i hear things that remind me of his skit, and chuckle. i'm sure people think i'm off my rocker! I;m and evil giraffe

[Fhenix6]

haha!  I will eat alll the leaves off of this tree...

[gryphonkeen]

so that other giraffes may die! lmao

[guesswhatilovegod]

I LOVE the sean Connery impression!

[llamaking5]

That should be a on a t-shirt or something...

"No Baboons in Mime!"

lol I'd wear it. :-D

[LisaJo89]

A biscuit? Thank you...

Lmao

[taxonomie]

damn damn damn damn damn. GREAT

[Ironhide167]

things are go.. uuu.uuu.uuu :D

[ALLILOLLY71]

it is most defo arthur negus xxxx not the other word u thought

xxxx

[ceannscriteach81]

"mrs tatchers heart.............uuuuuuugh...­... we will put a stone in instead, that will do" damn classic

[JonnoGradian]

Okay, does he, or does he not say, "half the n****rs".

Don't thumbs down this, cause it's an honest question...

[Obiegal]

I'm pretty sure he said Archimedes - if you're talking about the second day stuff.

[JonnoGradian]

Heh, When I mentioned this to my dad, he said it was "Arthur Nigus" off antiques roadshow or summit. I prefer your explanation though XD

[LisaJo89]

He does say Arthur Nigus! Which is why its funnier. Much more randon. =]

[333baast333]

An evil giraffe..lol.

[pornocollection]

Does he have an obsession with jam? Lol

[Fhenix6]

yes :D ...but then, so do i.

[xantares13]

and Belguim!

[Alexamination]

looooove hiim! i cant stop laughing!

[clicheneveau]

wait, rwanda doesnt work very well!

[shittywok01]

long ears along the side XD

[shittywok01]

i will kill everything exept the floating things and the swiming ones...lmao XP

[zeezworld]

"more jam, perhaps." lol

[GypsyPLUR]

Big fuck off beards.

He really is a genius.

[Thaulopi]

if he is not funny, then you are not disgruntled...

[idinafan13]

why is he so much more attractive dressed like that? gosh...

[MollyMonster725]

"things that go "euughh"

lmao.

[jacobtraviss81]

i love this video its so cool and I LUV U EDDIE!!!

[Pamathey]

"No one got that ... never do that piece again." I love it- when he doesn't get a very good reaction, he does one of those and gets 5x the response he would've gotten for a typical laugh. Brilliant to draw out your mistakes and capitalize on them.

[willrknox]

No, I want an Arc! With a big room for Poo!

[Erbismi]

"A BISCUIT, THANKYOU"

[gamefreakforlife]

i love the part that come after this

bad dog!

Who are you to call me bad? i'm a dog! You're human! You people have genocide and i just stole a biscuit!

oh ok have another one

[M21Chevelle]

who's Mrs. Badcrumble?

[brighttomorrows]

His clarinet teacher. Check out his "Definite Article" show for the actual bit.

[kittyria7]

but who's Mr. Badcrumble??? o.O

[MollyMonster725]

Mrs. Badcrumble, his old clarinet teacher.

[katykatastrophy]

things that go "OOOoooOOoOohhhh"

[XyourXnextXbabyXbooX]

things that go uhhh

lol

[Achaemeness]

BEST STAND-UP COMEDIAN EVER.

[SuruSin]

Aww /: skin colored t-shirt. He's still awesome. In the million sausages way awesome.

[popkiev]

I'm working on a shpeedboat at the moment. Much more exshiting, bigger engine !It can shoot acroshsh the water like that !

classic ;]

[kittyria7]

woof, woof i say to you. a biscuit thank you.

best line ever!!!!

[Erbismi]

lol hell yeah!

[13rori]

"Hey you bad pilot fish, evil pilot fish. I know your dad!" I love this guy!

[DannyJBeckett]

"I'm just off to the garage to saw a plank of wood in half"

Genius!

[kamatej]

could someone explain to me stone instead of a heart bit?

[timwarneka]

Kamatej:

Margaret Thatcher was the Prime Minister of Great Britain during the '80's ... she was considered by some to be rather cold and heartless, hence the joke of her not having a heart, but a stone instead...

[kamatej]

thanks a lot, now it makes sense, I just couldn't make out the name, though it was some Arthur Hatchett.

[timwarneka]

You're quite welcome ... pleased to have helped. :-)

[DedBassPlayer]

lol i think eddie is freakin funny..... i dont care how hes dressed..... the guy knows funny!

[xdarkdreamer]

Everyone had beards. Big, fuck-off beards.

[geeglebear]

Damn that's great comedy!!! Don't try the giraffe walk though! I think I screwed up my knee and it's a young knee as well! I would of thought I would do my back in first ('tis a very old back) but a young knee?! It had a future!

[TheWeirdestKidsUKnow]

"I'll put some more jam here. And a...uh...a mountain of cabbages, and a radiator." "Thank you that's just what we wanted" lol Eddie is hilarious!!! he must really like jam though. lol [=

[hydrokarst]

it's gems i fink, diamonds?

[renicela]

PEOPLE, can someone answer this for me please, wen he is listing what god created, he says 'and half the .... ? i didn't quite catch it, can someone fill it in please????

[chunkspunker]

Its not "half the", its Authur Negus.

From Antiques Roadshow.

[zeezworld]

Ah! I see. Wondered about that :) Thanks!

[LehmzShemsEm]

"it'll shoot across the water like that"

love it

<3

[intermission101]

An ark w/ a big room for pooh!

[BloodyRose619]

what have u got against baboons

[carnagemanXXX]

lmao!!!

he was puching a baboon!

leeme alone!!

roflol

[sabrinacle]

this was my introduction to Eddie, then my daughter sent me "Dressed to Kill". I'm in so much pain from laughing myself stupid. This guys a genius

[edgefire125]

And BELGIUM! Yes, baby!

[FunkyFootballer928]

He is amazing!!

[OttoTorrens]

"infrastructure is fucked"

LMFAO Eddie Izzard is greatness

[XGaBzxAmAZiiNgX]

I love this guy! Evil Giraffe<3

[SilentGhost29]

Why is so many religious people are complaining about this? Get a life...Eddie Izzard is one of the funniest people alive! I love the evil giraffe!

[animan70]

and jam!......and more jam! and belguim!

and the second day he created radiators!

[FullNarutoAlchemist]

"you don't know what your talking about, do you?"

"I did before, but I don't know."

lolz

[wolfie138]

all the lucky ones do :-)

[mcrlvr10]

well i'll see him there then

[AreionPaulse]

"its gona be like Microsoft"

[i3am3Jack]

...and belgium!

[23rec23]

that is funny with the girrafe ''others may die hahahaha''

[cutupangels1892]

Woof! Woof! I say to you!

[lustashh]

7:05 - 7:06 = I LOVE THAT

[conanclone]

fallen angels, nephilim, and evil men.

[XxDarkDemonPrincessX]

i luff eddie!!!!!! <33333

[sonet66]

An Ark with a big room for POO LOL

[AlexisCapri]

"What have you got against baboons in mime?"

[freakoffreaks145]

STUFF HAPPENED!!!!

Eddie is my best friend! :D

[FastSexyDangerShow]

Brilliant, pure genius.

The cameraman at the front is crap, kept cutting the top of his head off!

Ah well...

[intermission101]

I am an evil herbivore!LOL!

[FunkyFootballer928]

i love him, but dressed to kill is so much better. no offence.

[glamourchick21]

I agree. However, I've seen Dressed to Kill many more times than I have Glorious, so I'm more into this one right now ^^

[vdemon96]

eeh would i not marry this man! lol

[happyinsomniac]

Why would you NOT marry him? The sex, the shopping, the uncontrollable laughter all day long? Yeah, sounds horrible...

[divingfool2004]

I'd marry him!

[flutterbyx29]

oh he is on my "future husband" list.....i love him

[vdemon96]

would i not as in i would!!

[jessiekisses]

i love him!! he is the funniest man

[crackinwindow]

And Belgum,..... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[whiirlw1nd]

what you said, mrevans60, i totally agree with.

Or, i mean, everytime i look at a clip with him, and he moves around on the stage, it's almost like i can see the things he's holding up and so on.

like the etchersketch.

(don't know how it's spelled)

He's just amazing.

[PirateGirlDani]

i will eat all the leaves on this tree...i will eat more leaves then i should....and then other giraffes may die..Ahaha i am an evil herbivore Haha! He is hilarious!

[croutongirl322]

I will hide the berries where no one has seen them before...and some animals will die...

[mrevans60]

i think eddie is the funniest person on the planet.alot of his humor to me is his facial expressions, body movements, and i love his accent(to those of us in the u.s.) he seems to just pull things out of thin air and then run with it. it would be interesting to know how much he writes, and how much comes to him while hes onstage.he would have been perfect as a member of monty pythons flying circus.

[alexkevans666]

then he realised he was punching a baboon

[StarSheep4]

woof. woof i say to you. a biscuit, thank you. hahaha, sheer brilliance

[Silentjackal]

An arc with a big room, for poo.

[DoctorNumber46]

that's the one thing that WASN'T funny in the whole routine.

[StarSheep4]

british humor is hard to get for some people. to some its incredible, but to the other half it makes no sense, you must be one of those people. its ok though, its not your fault

[alexkevans666]

french camping toilets, lol

[byemystaryeyes]

that's how a fish walks if he's english.

[cagotahoe]

i love Eddie Izzard. Bloody brilliant.

[notblondeswede]

HAHAHAHAH no one can beat his mimes

[lilymooncow]

two dogs, long ears?along the side. two cats, small ears, inside the boat lol

[chanoom]

Saw my first clips of Eddie yesterday...i feel like hitting myself for not finding this guy earlier y'know?

That man is a genious of some sort!

Fucking hilarious!

[Muuuusee]

WOUF WOUF I SAY TO YOU, A BISCUIT THANK YOU! i love him!!! ^^

[destroyer1187]

Belgium, Beard on fire, shit. i love the creation skit.

[bigalisme]

when in doubt, add more jam.

[Kittymouth]

Unless you're putting it on a magnet. Like Paul [saint] told the Corinthians in his letters, "Never put jam on a magnet...Never put a sock in a toaster..." XD

[bigalisme]

oh my god. lmao!!!

[rsavi1]

No I want an Arc, an Arc with a big room for poo...

[Deanbass77]

They didn't get to building that particular room until modern times. They call it the Oval Office.