Alternative Rugby Commentary - The French Tests

[alternativebassist]

weeputocartercartertorocokocor­ocokocohitsthejetsTRY.

[2patero]

Celtic is Irish!!

[jking1991]

why do the french not have a number 1 ?

[braduz100]

this is funny!!

[GiefGoldPlx]

To be honest, after all the bashing, France are the best northern hemisphere team and are notorious for upsetting and beating NZ on many occasions. The best one being the 2007 world cup ;)

[damsBO38]

@GiefGoldPlx

To me, the best one was the 1999 world cup semi-final in Twickenham.

11 years after, it is still one of the most exciting rugby game I have ever watched, still makes me shiver.

[GiefGoldPlx]

@damsBO38 Oh yeh, that was an amazing game of rugby. I hope theres more of this to come in 2011 :)

[VirtualPrawm]

thats so not tru. joe rokofo0ko hasnt scored since forever

[NZfootballfan666]

What is up with the ARCs obsession with Rokococo? He was kinda crap when this video was made

[pzgreni4life]

hahahahha!

[sakera101]

hahaha

[oonlymusic]

From a french guy in tokyo, it's excellent !

[eugenius101]

I do ... great game - and 50/50 until dumb old Lukes blind pass ... Its the most inexperienced NZ team since we played England under Mitchell ages ago ... We can easily still win next weekend - its good for us I reckon ... great rugby also.

[elgringoborracho]

The french had less caps than the ABs

[eugenius101]

So ... ? Most of the AB caps were from a few players .... I was merely stating a fact - not an excuse.

NZers tend to panic with the odd loss - this one is no big deal - UNLESS we play as badly next weekend as well ...

[eugenius101]

You gotta love the French !!! Most Kiwis do ...

[filipkus]

zajebiste :D

[Ludendorf01]

That was fuckin hilarious

[fourmont4]

HAHAHAHA, incredible

[Brutallisation]

LOL

That simple aye.

[ronaldinhollew]

Why does it day some guy loses a testicle? I don't get that one!

[nzkiwipride]

Buck Shelford.

[Dreadlokkz]

Back when there was a test match between NZ and France which featured Buck Shelford, there was a really aggressive ruck. One of the french guy's boot caught Buck in the balls and ripped it open leaving the scrotum and stuff hanging free. He walked off the field and got it stitched up (!) but after returning to the pitch , he got knocked out and was subbed. That match has been nicknamed the "Battle Of Nantes".

[protossenslaver]

Holy fuck, I didn't know that.

All Blacks fucking rule. Lomu and McCaw for life!

[Ehoa]

Weepu to Carter Carter to Rokococo Rokococo hits the jets TRY.

love it

[StFidjnr]

carter now hands it off to the dream. THE DREAM.

[jlc12394]

i like the new zealend set play!

if only it were that simple!!

[StFidjnr]

France and New Zealand. NOT BUILT THE SAME.

[PainDealer86]

hehe this one's brilliant :D

[cheyanqui]

Love the dark dude smoking.  Very Serge Blanco.

[luckystars55]

that was awesome. cant help but notice the french dont have a 1 though

[maoribattalion]

Well at least we sorted them out in that series.

Those motherfuckers.

[springbokk4life]

lmfao i love new zealand...funny guys

[widgit007]

All those text messages. I didn't know Shane Warne was playing for France.

[hockeyrook19]

Hahahaha Rokocoko hits the jets try. This ARC is very well done, absolutely brilliant all us kiwis can relate to this so well. ABs gotta start winning though cant believe we lost to fukn Australia, god help us thats worse than losing a testicle...

[mjameso]

Err losing to Australia is worse than losing to France? U gotta b kidding me France have cost u 2 world cups

[JonnyBum]

Forgive my ignorance of gaelic/new zealand history, but what is the crack with the Rainbow warrior?

[fraserdldavidson]

basically the french sank a greenpeace boat. massive scandal. take a look at wikipedia. if you like league have a look at the alternative rugby league video and big tongan willie.

[murph277v]

@JonnyBum gaelic is irish

[Elwya]

Please tell me Kiwis aren't angry at us (the Français) because of the Rainbow Warrior anymore ?

[408mile408]

we are

[HarmonizaXF]

Sorry mate but I dont think we're ever gonna forgive U guys for that.And of course the nuclear testing in the pacific. And dont even get me started on the 1999 and 2007 RWC finals

[Elwya]

Wow. C'est ce qui s'appelle être rancunier. And I know what I'm talking about, we forgave the Germans. And the English.

Ok, I'll pretend to be belgian then.

[SewnShutEyes]

Forgave the English for what? Waterloo? Trafalgar? Agincourt?

[Elwya]

Uuh... Joan of Arc ? The 100 years war ? the "accidental" bombings over Calais during WW2 ? RWC semi final ?

(just kiding, I'm half welsh)

[BR0UGHALLO]

haha lol

hey dont worry not all of NZ holds that grudge!

just these 2 by the sounds of it :P

[Ducat0]

what does it say int the song?

[HazzaBeasa]

FIGHT, someone looses a testicle, 10 calls the wife, 14 sends a text to the girlfriend, 15 sends a text to 14's girlfriend, FIGHT, french hooker scores lmao, fair enough

[megahead08]

1 thing i dnt get, there no number 1 in the french scrum, im probably missin sumthin meself, but i just noticed it and wondered

[fraserdldavidson]

its a mistake.

[megahead08]

thought so lol, just thought i'd missed sumthin, thnx for the reply

[RexNihilo]

@fraserdldavidson -- A rather humorous mistake. :)

[StFidjnr]

"Weepu to Carter, Carter to Rocokoco, Rocokoco hits the jets TRY"

[WashThatCar]

"15 sends a text to 14's girlfriend..."

[matty614]

I love the all blacks move "Weepu to Carter, Carter to Rocokoco, Rocokoco hits the jets and TRY" lol

[StFidjnr]

good stuff as always

[MrTomDHG]

if I was coachin the All Blacks, that'd be my gameplan too.

[StFidjnr]

I agree

[Ed17cellotape]

the styles are spot on. Brill.

[Henry1993bc]

awesome

[Knave1988]

what's the testicle reference to? is there a french guy playing with the only lonely?

[fraserdldavidson]

buck shelford vs france. google him and testicle. quite a story.

[oceanscreamer]

haha hardcore right there...asked the physio to stich him up and put him back in!

[bathrugby13]

buck shelford: NUTTER

apparently he didnt scream or anything just calmly asked to be taken of the field.

This vid is a bit ironic now what with wayne barnes and france beating the all blacks in the quater final

[peteplaysrugby]

weepu to carter, carter to rokocoko, rokocoko hits the jets, try.

genius.

[widdison91]

LOL! but didnt the all blacks lose to france?

and then like 15 mins ago didnt france lose to england? COME ON ENGLAND!!!!!

[ir5ac]

i never saw so many grown men crying the night of the quaters.

[eugenius101]

Horseshit - I went to the game ... whilst it was a downer alright - the French reaction was gracious - which helped, alot.

[ir5ac]

Oh, you're right.  Horseshit. I was seeing things. We are talking about 2007, and not last weekend, right? And this is not schadenfreude just as what I saw 2007 was not imagination, btw.

[eugenius101]

Since I was living in Cardiff at the time and went to the 1/4 final - yes I think you are just lying for effect ... NZ men simply aren't all that emotional in public (unlike the Welsh for example) ... I saw nothing of the kind.

[ir5ac]

whatever. I can't change you're mind, especially as you seem to think I was in cardiff as well, though I am not sure why,

[eugenius101]

So you saw it on the Television !!!!! lol - boy that would be the less sensationalist/unbiased view in the world right ?

I would have thought you were at least at the game - to make a look at me -comment like that - bloody hell ... I can assure you however I was actually at the game - and the TV camera would have had to look damn hard to find said emotional types. (Bullshite confirmed)

[ir5ac]

this is like arguing with my wife. lets hope for a good performance this weekend anyway.

[eugenius101]

1/4 rather ...

[4Lc4TR4Z]

Anyway, we have real common ennemies : ROSBEEFS (her majesty roses dancers for us, Barnes for you), and the other CRIMINAL ELEMENT South Africa (She Boks for us in Final, Bulls for you in Super 14 Semis) :-D

[ThumpeRR]

Lol well it was a good game like. Hope you don't give up on the vids now though guys. Be nice to see an update from Jed & co.

[Skam127]

where is the looshead prop (number 1) from the french side?

[fraserdldavidson]

its been mentioned before. must have missed the layer off in the animation.

[mikeh1991]

lawl

maybe he was in the sin bin

[zand76]

Nice, I look forward to listening to the ARC during the World Cup.

[Kewne5]

where's the french no.1? and what does the ship mean? otherwise, really funny shit :D

[fraserdldavidson]

must have cropped the layer by accident. damn, thats going to bother me now.

thanks for pointing it out! the ship is the rainbow warrior. check it out on wiki.

[Hiallz]

You must be voodoo sorcerer.. The french n°1 is Sylvain Marconnet who seriously injured 6 months ago ! He won't play the world cup ! :-D

[harlequinmasks]

The French have one of the best Rugby teams in the world, and if I'm not mistaken, they whooped the All Blacks something fierce.

...The ship is the Rainbow Warrior, a Greenpeace boat that was blown up by French agents in I think NZ. It caused an international conspiracy.

[neflopig]

no they didnt, they lost 61-10, twice

[4Lc4TR4Z]

Brilliant and so real... And... Hmmm... I'm french :')

[mlygvrnmentsux]

Walao brilliant! Really good! All Blacks all the way!

[kiwikid1987]

Awesome ad!

[scootermcgoot]

lol

[section75]

Ha ha, awesome work fellas!

[Greiffel]

Brilliant, as always. Nice work.

[Pilou1230]

allez les Bleus, allez les Bleus!!!!