My Immortal: A Dramatic Reading Chapters 1-2

[kodou000]

I love how you giggled on "I climbed out of my coffin".

[Kari166]

IN LOVE WITH YOUR ACCENT.

[ProfessorRJLupin]

Your voice is hot!

[RaptorLlama]

Agent Navarre? Is that you?

[TheWolfOfShadows]

myimmortalrehost. webs. com/ BEHOLD! IN ALL ITS UNEDITED GLORY! Just in case you want to read along. just take out the spaces between the dots.

[KillJoyRD]

My Immortal is so terrible it's funny, but I'm offended because I'm an MCR fan. :/

[Witchpies]

This makes goths look bad! but it's SOO FUNNY!

[Witchpies]

My friend has been begging me to look at this! LOL XD

[Tsanalretentive]

You gotta paste the text else it won't be the same.

[aquana]

@Tsanalretentive I don't even know if it's still online... anyway, I uploaded this ages ago. *scratches head*

[Tsanalretentive]

@aquana It is -_- trust me, it is... *shudder*

[blacktigerpaw1]

@aquana It's on "MyImmortalRehost".

[AdorableWolfTengu]

Dramatic readings- making crimes against literature hilarious (or at least bearable) since...

Well, since whenever-does anyone have any idea when the earlier dramatic readings of terrible fanfiction were?

p.s Nice accent.

[blacktigerpaw1]

Believe it or not, there is a sequel to this.

[Leapardfire]

@blacktigerpaw1 if is fake, sadly, according to THE site. :(

[blacktigerpaw1]

@Leapardfire I've seen parts of it. All it is is Ebony fucking Draco.

[IcarusXFnord]

This reading proves just how gash this story is

[StArMasteRz]

woooooow sexy accent

[neosoc]

DEEP HURTING!!!

PS: Will you marry me?

[handmiadenofgod]

I agree with mesmorino, your accent is very attractive :)

[CrystalFlames]

Your accent is so great. It would have made reading it the first time almost make sense.

[MrsDanoBitchez]

LOLOL.

Did you do this as a joke?

Rofl.

[twistedroots666]

I read this story...twice.

I want a medal

[BigMouth12349]

You are made of win.

[LolitaLestrange]

No, your accent makes it so much funnier!

[NeroBlackheart666]

Egy örökzöld.

[HeartlessMayu]

I love the way you say "major fucking hottie".

[DragonWorship006]

Sexy accent.

[Monroeville693]

 HAha, I wonder who wrote this. XD

BTW, I LOVE your accent. :D

[gutts4u]

Oh the pain. It hurts so much.



[beurksman]

i cant..... I FUCKING CANT

[ANONnamefagANON]

/b/.... I made it to 1:35: WTF RAGE HARD mode

[TheMisterinn]

@ANONnamefagANON hi. rules 1 and 2 puhlease

[YourIndulgentRomance]

Your accent is cool, it makes listening to it almost bearable. xD

[robincb]

your accent is awesome. I hate my immortal though

[SorenTalen]

Den get ze hell outta heah! XD love

[SKLOVER16]

omg, i pissed my pants.

[londongirlhannah]

Lmao, your dramatic reading is great! And I love your accent :)

This fanfiction made me laugh so hard I started crying. It's one of those things thats hysterically funny. LOL at one point the retard author spelled Neville as Navel and it took me ages to figure out what she meant. Oh my gosh x]

[KarasusMainFanGirl]

My IQ..drop to the floor an' stuff...

[Fhuj]

Dear Christ I love your voice.

[HylianLycan]

the accent is amazing.

It makes it even better.

Well...as better as this fanfiction could ever get. X3

[GirRocks8]

This is epic. And i don't think your accent is crappy. I love it. all i have is a crappy american accent.

[frylock2314]

Your accent is cool. Where are you from?

[MoonPhase94]

AN RAVEN THIS IS YOU!

Lmao!

[LynnetLennMnemeni]

I love how the reader breaks into a laugh at having to read the words: I opened the door of my coffin.

[Lilaleilalo]

oohhh omfg i luv u u did thu bst riding uf tuh bst fanfic evuhhh!11111

[Gamester121]

This fanfiction sucks my ears almost bled.

[SpiesInGymClass]

it waaaas ... draco malfoy!

accent makes it fun.

[gialian]

lol "dramatic reading with crappy accent" (lol)

I like your accent though ^^

[ThePickleMill]

*sigh* the accent wins

[Kersian1]

Lol I love the accent. Made the bad writing which made me frown make me laugh out loud.

[PutridFetus]

I think the accent is pretty secksi

[FatalKitsune]

I like how she can hardly keep from laughing as she reads it.

[DemonDogProductions]

The accent sounds like a combination of Russian, British and German...but mostly Russian.

[RozenAlchemist]

UR AKSENT IS SOOO TOTALLY AWSOMELY GOFFIC *SHOT AND BRICK'D*

Possibly the most epic reading ever. xD

[WoundedWolfgirl]

I love this fanfic, and I LOVE your accent! :D

[xXEricaStarXx]

Aww, your accent makes the story easy to listen to. =D Tis cute.

[DragonFire381]

Loving the accent, and this is an awesomely dramatic reading!

[ScorpionHUT]

Awesome reading. Sweet accent.

[WithAPinchOfSalt]

you hilarious. I loved this!

Also, their voices are pretty good, plus I love your natural accent.

x

[AbsoluteDemonling]

Your dialogue sounds pretty Californian, actually. But I still like your Hungarian accent.

[unpolishednun]

gawd, i love your accent. it's so adorable. xD

[HugFromBehind]

question, a pale girl with black foundation? yeah i'd like to see how that turned out

[fuzzworm]

your accent is adorable, and makes this quite tolerable.

[Baandibaandi]

BEST FANFIC EVER.

[GorgeouslyFallen]

I love you, so much<3

[MrsLovett112]

Ha! You totally got it on the spot! The strange accent seems to fit it utterly

[thisiscalledawesome]

I love, love, love your accent! It makes it so much better. <3

[hotaru162]

LOL

I love your accent no matter what you think about it!

[Totalidiocy]

You should've read the author's notes too. XD

[Moomoogogo]

How you managed to do this without cracking up, I'll never know. I'm impressed. Also, the accent only accentuates the horrible writing.

[crashbangbaby]

the accent makes it.

[Samrules888]

great i love how you pronounce all the typos and bad grammar

[swtxturtle]

The accent made this so much better xD

[Toastishott]

I wish I could be a badass goffik vampire and have the guts to flip the bird at all those awful preps! :(

[asliprydinosaur]

HAHAHAHA I laughed so hard that I cried!

[supaslim]

I was laughing so hard, I could barely hear you. XDD

By the way, I love your "weird-ass" accent. Hungarian? We had an exchange student from Hungary with an identical accent last year. :)

[SuperTuesdayCake]

I didn't think it was possible, but you just made My Immortal even more hilarious.

"A lot of PREPS stared at me... I put up my middle finger at them"

That was my favourite bit... it was PERFECT. xD

[Congocroc]

.......

Better you than me... I could hardly go a few seconds without my brain begging for sweet release.

btw, I rather think your accent adds a little special something to the narrative.

Kudos

[TheNerdator]

Weird ass accent? Sounds good to me.

[whoisit1987]

LOL FAIL WIN

[Ayatron34]

The transylvanian accent fits so well for this vampire story!

[Ayatron34]

The narrator has a hungarian accent that makes her sound like a transylvanian vampire ha.

[RoseDincht]

"OH. MY. FUCKING. GOD."

Definately the highlight of this video. XD Your voice rocks.

[SonicTheJackrabbit]

Those four little words should sum up the common opinion on the fanfic. :D

[boiledpotato]

Your voice sounds a lot like an Icelandic friend of mine.

....Kasia?

[aquana]

Nope, I'm from a bit further down - Hungary, to be exact =)

[LiftyMacaraccoon]

@aquana I knew you sounded Eastern European. My Ukrainian friend sounds like a younger version of you

[sulfuricSHAME]

@aquana Hungry? me too wanna go grab a sandwich?

[BloodyPuppy]

Jesus fucking christ, somebody kill me. Or whomsoever wrote this. I honestly feel dead inside as a result of hearing this read.

[JenkNekro]

Have you SEEN what she's reading? Don't look at the manuscript without shades. YOUR EYES WILL BLEED!

[feioo]

Oh ow ow ow! My IQ!

[handmiadenofgod]

You cracked a bit around 1:48, haha, can't blame you, I would have been laughing the entire time ;)

[subspace5000]

I think my IQ just dropped.

Congrats for being able to keep a straight face through this.

[reaperette]

yeah, IQs tend to plunge when reading this fanfic. I showed this to my smart friend and immediately he started typo-ing. I kep reading it because it's hillarious. XD

[BakaHimeX]

They shoud have this thing published into some kind of educational ok.

"So, class, what mistakes can you find in the story?"

[BakaHimeX]

I meant book.

[mangafangirl]

Search the web. It IS a book already 0_o

[mesmorino]

I find your accent quite sexy actually :)

[WolfieZX]

@mesmorino Yup, it's pretty shmexy. =P

[Arbiter321]

*pounds head into tungsten steel spiked wall*

[TotzthePlaid]

The best parts are where the author pauses and or chuckles despite herself at how terrible this is.

[TotzthePlaid]

I meant the READER, the author probably thinks she created a masterpiece.

[nailsarecruel]

I am a vampire, but my teeth are white and straight....Vun...Too...Tree!!

Ah! Ah! Ah!

[goodyfun]

I think this should be used by teachers as an example for their students. "Now, tell me what was wrong about this paragraph."

[reiayamato]

this is my comment to this fanfic. *ahem*

...Basically: You just raped the English language. Hell, you just raped it, ran it over with a car, beat it with a Louisville Slugger, and tossed it down a garbage disposal. I can tell that English isn't your first language.. or your second.. at the moment I'm doubting that you even speak it. It's things like this that make me begin to abandon hope for the human race...

[langying]

this story sucks so much... my brain hurts it's so bad.... or maybe its the shots I had...

[IJustMovedHere]

The accent makes it wonderful. :D

[Edgehead1132]

"Ebony Darkness Dementia Raven Way"

hell of a name

[ArtificiallyMe]

HOW DO YOU NOT LAUGH?! Wonderfully read, not written. :D

[Mushroomking1967]

Nice accent, I liked it.

And good job with the reading, it was pretty funny.

[myfish32]

My Immortal is so bad, that it must be on purpose. There is no way that someone can be THAT bad, be told that they are THAT bad thousands of times, and still keep posting it on the internet. Surely it is some person somewhere making fun of all the crappy fanfiction conventions out there, (and doing a very good and convincing job at it...)

I refuse to believe that anyone can suck THAT badly and not be aware of it.

Wait... yes I can.

[kidwinter]

Classic :)

[shadewave13]

ok this sucks donkey dick

[RadcliffeRox101]

" he's a major fucking hotty "

HAH xD

[Jasonbobdude]

My Immortal has always disturbed me, for two reasons:

1) Why was it written?

2) If it had to be written, WHY did it have to be posted on the Internet?

[BakaHimeX]

For TEH LULZ, of course.

No seriously, even if it makes your IQ drop lower, it's fun to read for a laugh.

[Link4587452]

I stopped on chap. 3 when I read it.

[NaziJesus]

You talk like Dracula.

[aquana]

Gee, I wonder why C:

[NaziJesus]

To tell the truth, that transylvanian accent is kinda cute.

So... do you want to suck my blood? *wink*

[cwicseolformask]

...The best part is absolutely when you manage to hold against the impending laughter at "I opened the door of my coffin." It's just marvellous. Great work ^-^

[jaredlikesnin]

OMG TARA IS TEH GOFFIK SHE IS SO GOFFIK

[5522NOYB]

I didn't think anyone could make listening to this crap halfway tolerable. You made it funny. Genuinely funny. I'm actually laughing. Very good job.

[Preevyew]

Holy crap, this is hilarious!

[TsukasaElkKite]

This fucking made me lol.

[XxNinjaThugXx]

you should do more of these things, your voice is so amazing!!

[G0lfimbul]

i can feel pieces of my brain shrivelling up and falling off as i listen to this

[Ukiby3000]

*lol* There is an overuse of the world 'black' in the beginning of this XD

And the voice acting for the characters are priceless!

[shinigamialchemygrrl]

Wow...I commend you for being able to keep a steady tone and not crack up while making this. Seriously...I checked this fic out just to see what the fuss was about..."Jesus Harold Christ on a fucking rubber crutch. Is this happening to me?!" That's what I wanted to yell out when I saw it. I can only hope against HOPE that's it's just a big joke. But, I still applaud your 'dramatic reading'. And don't worry about your accent-personally, I liked it. Ja-ne! =^.^=

[dingo302]

it's not there any more in FanFiction . net WHY!!!!!???

[Raziel078]

Also the fact that you sound like you are about to lose it and start laughing your ass off about 3-4 times makes the reading all that much better.

[Raziel078]

wow, the clothing and make-up descriptions are a little over the top

[corqskruu]

I'm in love with you.

[Chumleh]

The problem with a reading is that you can't see the terrible spelling. It's the best part. BTW, does anyone else think that My Immortal is the best, most elaborate Troll ever made? XD

[259]

If she is, then she is perhaps an extremely skilled and determined troll. I mean come on, she wrote over 47 chapters for that story! Any other troll would have quit a long time ago.

[LOTRandHPnut]

Great English! I can only write pathetically simple sentences in French.

[lokiwolf44]

my god that fanfic is horrible! i never knew it was famous though! (awesome accent btw) And go goffik poepls!!!

[Lotiolenti]

It's killing my brain cells and yet. I have to keep reading this. Had no idea it was THAT famous, lol.

[angelgirl1992]

I just looked at the authors page and my god this chick is an idiot! She thinks Blink 182 is gothic and yet she says she hates posers! xD This dramatic reading is brilliant by the way. I couldn't stop laughing!

[poopskinTheLiar]

GOFFS

[stuartp2006]

You sound like some of my friends. Damn north europeans.

[Andrivette]

Your voice is amazing O_O

[radradar]

A lot of PREPS stared at me.

Ths is freaking great! Anyone who has not read the fanfic must do so now!

[thoseforbiddenlips]

That is wonderful.

I love you.

Please marry me. =]

[NortontheVirus]

Oh my god I'm laughing so fucking hard. That accent is perfect~

[wrenchgirl2k7]

Your accent is SO awesome. It just makes it even better.

[iliketurtles6667]

your accent is too cool for the fanfic.

[Freecell82]

Don't be so insecure about the accent. It sounds good. Try not to lose it, it would be a shame.

Funny as hell reading too of the weirdest thing I've ever read.

[melohdyy]

This just made an amazing fanfic 1000x more amazing. <3.

[mcrarethegreatest]

The reviews are actually funnier than the story, your accent is awesome. You sound a lot like Emilie Autumn.

[blythelovesmrdog]

hahahahaha!

[chasethislightt]

I love your accent haha :-)

[phisaki]

what web site is this story on because i could use some more good laughs.

[aquana]

The link right there on the right =)

[Hiroko819]

"What's up, Draco?" I said.

"Nothing..." He said shyly.

Shyly? Since when does Draco do or say anything "Shyly"? XD I don't know whether the fact that this fic isn't a joke makes me want to laugh or cry. Wonderful reading, by the way! :D I love the accent.

[MustardTheReindeer]

"DRACO IS SOO IN LUV wif her dat he is acting defrent! dey nu eechodder b4 ok!" Silly Mary Sues =3 I love the accent, too. Great job~

[HairlessAbe]

You are my favorite. None of the other readings can compare to this.

[MissHBCsPoppit]

Beautiful.

[Hollowroy]

I read this story on that site. It's so bad. This is funny though! Good job

[Icee1231]

Your accent is the shits! I love it! :D

[something7775]

WINTERNET

[YunaLIke]

Lulz.

But you have to wonder.

If she's so pale, then why the fuck does she need white foundation?

[n14e5o15]

Because it's another thing to "consume" as a way of expressing one's subculltural identity. Consumerism now defines culture

[serahmagnifica23]

ohh my gosh. FUNNY. I hate that f*cking story.

[dracomaster666]

You tried not to laugh, right?

It's ok. Reading My Immortal is like seeing the Ark of the covenant...no one can tolerate that.

[leopardseals]

Love your accent! You have a beautiful voice.

[naruto54]

I read this piece of shit before I saw the vid.... It really is a piece of unadulturated crap... You really have to read it to see why it's about ten times worse...

[wee7minimoose]

Your accent is awesome.

[dingo302]

omg this made the story 100% better only because you read it aloud... the story still sux ass

[taylah111]

Your accent is rad! I love it.

[shelby21891]

xD I love your reading of this <3

[Proogno]

Whats next? Some famous ass poet reads it on national? Wish i could out crap this writing.