Damn these chia people have an awesome marketing team...go after all the sheeple that voted for obama with this crap; they're stupid enough to buy it. LOL
The only time 0bama should be in the same breath as George Washington would be like this: (apologies to Ronald Reagan, from whom I stole the concept)
This fellow they've elected claims he's the new George Washington. Now, I *knew* George Washington.... He was a friend of mine.... And Mister Community Organizer, YOU'RE NO GEORGE WASHINGTON!
Easy there, Justin...you don't want to rush into this "bad boy" thing too fast....just look at what the really badass celebrities in Hollywood do: they host big parties with a colossal bowl of coke, forget doing lines, they just snort it right off coke mountain like in Scarface. So get busy, get that burned-out, clammy, waxen look in your eyes; the girls will really go for that.
HOPE there is some CHANGE left in your pocket when Barry-O gets done with the economic reforms. The left thinks he's on level standing with God...not surprising since God doesn't have a birth certificate either.
Holy shit. I was watching a national TV show this afternoon, and this commercial aired...I thought I was hallucating! If not for the fact I just saw this commercial on national TV, I would have bet my entire measly bank account that this was an SNL skit. Who the fuck comes up with this shit? I don't give two shits about the whole Obama debate...what I want to know is what fucktard at chia pet decided to make a mockery of this administration and previous presidental greats? Its a CHIA PET! WTF?!
@eruminer yep that was my thought too. "This has got to be a skit".... Any second now they're gonna play Weekend Update.....wait, no, we're back to Star Trek: The Next Generation. Oh well. Gotta file this one away in the "unbe-fucking-lievable" file. American ingenuity and can-do enthusiasm has produced another gem, but who am I to point fingers. As a Canadian I have much to apologize for, on behalf of my country. Specifically Alanis Morrisette and Justin Bieber.
Hell yes!!! Shit just has hit the fan I guess. Anything goes these days on this god forsaken planet.!BUT...Justin Bieber is an abomination like no other.
I, and other fellow Human Beings with any sense, appreciate your apology for bringing that Beiber thing into existence; and then regurgitated the thing onto the ENTIRE INNOCENT PLANET EARTH!
No, scratch that.......released into the entire FUC KIN' UNIVERISE!
@eruminer I recall hearing that Bieber was going to reprise his role on CSI as a troubled dude whose brother was killed by police during a CSI operation. This only serves to reinforce his allure to young, swooning, dreamy-eyed girls not yet halfway through junior high school as, ohmygod, like, ohmygodjustinbieberissocuteImeanohmygodheissodarkandmysteriousohmygodilovehimifollowhimontwitterandeverythingdidyouseehiminthatjeansjacketwiththesleevesrippedoffandhishairalltousledohmygodiloveyoujustin
@jghor23 That opinion isn't shared by women who benefited from the Lilly Ledbetter Act, anyone that's no longer getting hosed by their credit card company, veterans who've had their funding increased, beneficiaries of student loan reform, the 3 million people who wouldn't have been employed without the stimulus, the 31 million who will benefit from Health Care Reform, nor the millions more who know that these steps were necessary to restore our country to its former greatness.
@MsZardi How many people DIDN'T benefit from all those things? By your logic it seems that the majority should suffer, so the minority can benefit. And no, these steps are not restoring our country to it's former greatness, in fact it's doing quite the opposite. Get your head out of the sand please, before it's too late.
@MsZardi Healthcare reform is a joke. How is it with two years of a controlled democratic presidency, Senate, and House. They couldnt get a proper deal passed??? And employments lower than when it was in president Bush's 8 year stint. Its at a record low. Dont speak to me on the betterment of the country. Obama is not even a good president. And you dont speak for ALL women in the USA so dont pass your opinions off as everyone elses.
This is WRONG. Why would they do this? >:U
Warriork1nz 2 months ago
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Warriork1nz 2 months ago
wait.. wut? i thought it was fake
BeliieberOrDie 3 months ago
Damn these chia people have an awesome marketing team...go after all the sheeple that voted for obama with this crap; they're stupid enough to buy it. LOL
naggersdie 3 months ago
The only time 0bama should be in the same breath as George Washington would be like this: (apologies to Ronald Reagan, from whom I stole the concept)
This fellow they've elected claims he's the new George Washington. Now, I *knew* George Washington.... He was a friend of mine.... And Mister Community Organizer, YOU'RE NO GEORGE WASHINGTON!
dittoheadAZ 3 months ago
I laughed my head of so hard when I saw this commercial... Obama with a Chia-Fro!
Viz731 1 year ago
Easy there, Justin...you don't want to rush into this "bad boy" thing too fast....just look at what the really badass celebrities in Hollywood do: they host big parties with a colossal bowl of coke, forget doing lines, they just snort it right off coke mountain like in Scarface. So get busy, get that burned-out, clammy, waxen look in your eyes; the girls will really go for that.
BigTurkey562001 1 year ago
HOPE there is some CHANGE left in your pocket when Barry-O gets done with the economic reforms. The left thinks he's on level standing with God...not surprising since God doesn't have a birth certificate either.
BigTurkey562001 1 year ago
Thumbs up if you came here from Rhett and Link
NullPoint84 1 year ago 18
his leaves are tighter than the other presidents leaves XD
exsportsplexgymnast 1 year ago
Holy shit. I was watching a national TV show this afternoon, and this commercial aired...I thought I was hallucating! If not for the fact I just saw this commercial on national TV, I would have bet my entire measly bank account that this was an SNL skit. Who the fuck comes up with this shit? I don't give two shits about the whole Obama debate...what I want to know is what fucktard at chia pet decided to make a mockery of this administration and previous presidental greats? Its a CHIA PET! WTF?!
eruminer 1 year ago
@eruminer yep that was my thought too. "This has got to be a skit".... Any second now they're gonna play Weekend Update.....wait, no, we're back to Star Trek: The Next Generation. Oh well. Gotta file this one away in the "unbe-fucking-lievable" file. American ingenuity and can-do enthusiasm has produced another gem, but who am I to point fingers. As a Canadian I have much to apologize for, on behalf of my country. Specifically Alanis Morrisette and Justin Bieber.
BigTurkey562001 1 year ago
@BigTurkey562001
Hell yes!!! Shit just has hit the fan I guess. Anything goes these days on this god forsaken planet.!BUT...Justin Bieber is an abomination like no other.
I, and other fellow Human Beings with any sense, appreciate your apology for bringing that Beiber thing into existence; and then regurgitated the thing onto the ENTIRE INNOCENT PLANET EARTH!
No, scratch that.......released into the entire FUC KIN' UNIVERISE!
GOD HELP US ALL!!!!!
LMFAO!!!!! : - )
eruminer 1 year ago
@eruminer I recall hearing that Bieber was going to reprise his role on CSI as a troubled dude whose brother was killed by police during a CSI operation. This only serves to reinforce his allure to young, swooning, dreamy-eyed girls not yet halfway through junior high school as, ohmygod, like, ohmygodjustinbieberissocuteImeanohmygodheissodarkandmysteriousohmygodilovehimifollowhimontwitterandeverythingdidyouseehiminthatjeansjacketwiththesleevesrippedoffandhishairalltousledohmygodiloveyoujustin
BigTurkey562001 1 year ago
Obamas not a great president and doesnt belong in the same sentence as Abe Lincoln and George Washington
jghor23 1 year ago 12
@jghor23 That opinion isn't shared by women who benefited from the Lilly Ledbetter Act, anyone that's no longer getting hosed by their credit card company, veterans who've had their funding increased, beneficiaries of student loan reform, the 3 million people who wouldn't have been employed without the stimulus, the 31 million who will benefit from Health Care Reform, nor the millions more who know that these steps were necessary to restore our country to its former greatness.
MsZardi 1 year ago
@MsZardi How many people DIDN'T benefit from all those things? By your logic it seems that the majority should suffer, so the minority can benefit. And no, these steps are not restoring our country to it's former greatness, in fact it's doing quite the opposite. Get your head out of the sand please, before it's too late.
Jwes77 1 year ago
@Jwes77 Ya ok and thats why 60 percent of Democrats voted against their party at the Midterm elections.
jghor23 1 year ago
@MsZardi Healthcare reform is a joke. How is it with two years of a controlled democratic presidency, Senate, and House. They couldnt get a proper deal passed??? And employments lower than when it was in president Bush's 8 year stint. Its at a record low. Dont speak to me on the betterment of the country. Obama is not even a good president. And you dont speak for ALL women in the USA so dont pass your opinions off as everyone elses.
jghor23 1 year ago