Family Auto Mart

[thekillingjjoke]

Ahhh good times I remember waking up in the middle of the night seeing this

[ddharville]

My wife bought her first car form this guy..(95 plymouth lazer)..He lost a lot of weight....but still a nut job..grate car.

[richstrang]

Haha how he doesn't have a heart attack running round like that.

[FellDarkpaw]

HE IS ON THE TV! I WISH HIM GONE BUT I STILL HEAR HIM IN MY HEAD DX

[PercyandDuckfan94]

After hearing that rap, I suddenly got injected by a needle of nostalgia!

THANKS SO MUCH FOR UPLOADING THIS!!!!

[NottaVictim]

I just bought a vehicle there. Engine light came on so I checked the oil when I got it home.......EMPTY. No oil! They promised to fix the windows that dont go down, the A/C that isn't cold and put another set of tires on it. We'll see what happens come Monday. Oh and don't forget...add a whopping $1,000 for a dealers fee to the price you agree on. They don't tell you about that.

[BrendaMadariaga]

@NottaVictim did it happen!?

[2l28DRAIN]

I love this guy and his signiture "FAAAAAAAAMILY AUTO MART!"

It's just so perfect <3

[rackball12345]

I live in central florida and this guy has an even better commercial

[AUTOTUNEDFARTS]

vacationing here right now and just saw these commercials. why the fuck this has not gone viral yet is beyond me.

[TheAuntVera]

I feel bad for this guys kids (if he has any O_o)

[melosebrainuhoh]

This goes on for ten minutes? Well, I'll add this to my favorites in case I ever want to commit suicide. Painfully.

[BudapestGirl111]

OMG...

[peniosasdasd]

FAAAAAMLY AUTO MART

[raganbaby6]

These guys are STILL making commercials- caught the tail end of one this morning.

It included a holiday-related part

"How The Family Man Saved Christmas"

Need I say more?

[DrClawizdead]

I live about an hour from these guys.

You can still catch their commercials every now and then on late night TV.

[countrychic321]

i woulda thout this comercial would have a million veiws lol

[Sadsic]

when i was a kid id watch these like a tv show

[XangelicakesX]

I'm ashamed of my home town. O_O

[OXMDrw814]

@ 2:40, keep clapping, mabey you will start a standing ovation

[fireiron123]

i hate this guy so much. i live on croton right next to arura in lee wood forest. if any one knows where that is feel free to comment. but i hate these commercials. i want to kill my self when these comercials come on

[tamxx17]

HOLY COW, if this actually was a commercial, it'd cost them a whole lotta money to make.

[EdieNippoli]

I love my state.

[ninner98]

LMAO

[Xephinroth]

Creepy

[Scythemantis]

I live in Florida now and have seen this guy's commercials a hundred times. He's pretty hilarious.

[DrClawizdead]

I used to watch this like every night when I got home.

[heyeveryoneimcool]

If I am not mistaken this use to run late night for hours and hours around 2-5am on local TV. Terrifying.

[jphilpott0426]

HAHA whats funny is how you guys are saying that its so scary and what not but his commercial is quite effective. I mean people across the country in california are seeing this guys commercials... thats gotta say something.

[blackhossproductions]

The sum total of Florida's contribution to American culture.

[Rcee01]

7:23

"That man has wonderful skin"

[Rcee01]

I can't believe i just watched this whole thing...twice

[SymmetricPanda]

Oh my god, somebody kill him. PLEASE

[LennyGc]

I was watching ALL of it, then came the part at 8:00.

WTF!

[mbuggy11]

this is why i hate this damn place help..

FAAAAAAAAAAAAMILY AUTO MAURT!

[redconfetti]

Classic. I'm so glad that I can watch this from California and share it with people here.

[applepornography]

I live down the road from this guy's franchise.

[imareeses]

I cant stand this guy. I feel like turning of my tv every freakin time I see his crazy ass.

[MikeyMcCrashCap]

This is just wrong.

[ELGROOVER]

As the pointy eared one would say, fascinating!

Arthur Daily would be horrified and 'er indoors would never allow it!! ;-)

Being a hill-billy Brit boy, I dunno what a W-2 is? Is it a part of West London?

Anyhow..."I'll buy that for a dollar!!" ;-D

[Daymond42]

Here in the U.S., the W-2 form is what gets sent to the working people in the mail around the end of January. It gives a breakdown of wages earned for the previous year and taxes deducted from the pay, so that we can then fill out our tax forms and be reimbursed for taxes that were overdrawn, or pay extra taxes if there were too few deducted from the paychecks. One typically hopes for the former of the two. :)

[ELGROOVER]

Thanks for answering my query ;-j

(Arthur Daley is gonna sue me for misspelling his name! ;-))

[nameofthepen]

@ 0:41 I actually flinched. I was terrified that he might have just split his pants.

[AnonDemosthenes]

Family auto mart. I'll see ya here!

[fenderstrat6485]

i see these every day! i live in titusville! my sister and i laugh at that loser.

[CrystalJupiter]

I have to look out for this on my next Disney World trip...

[surfgurujeff]

I grew up in Melbourne, living in LA. I haven't lived in Melbourne since 2001 and I still remember the phone number! "If you want a deal that's great; call 242-0328!!!"

[KahnBB6]

I grew up in Melbourne and moved to L.A. too. I have to say that I hated these commercials to the point that I actually miss them now. These and the Appliance Direct commercials are some of the worst late repetitive night television I have ever seen and Los Angeles is really missing out.

[KahnBB6]

...mind you, the thought of actually buying a car from this guy is almost as revolting as his commercials.

[b111000]

i live in palm bay FL and i hate family auto mart

[cinna242buns]

is there a reason why im thinking of getting a car there and i would really like hear any reviews about this place

[humanparasite]

god i remember staying up late and just watching the family auto mart commercials

[BiGGuY32]

The description is exactly the way I feel about it, lol. It's some of the weirdest shit I've ever seen, but I can't stop watching it... For some reason.

[ctuevans]

this is the worst shit ive ever seen!

[invader8000]

When I used to go down to Florida every year I looked forward to watching Family Auto Mart commercials at 2 in the morning more than the theme parks. Sad I know, but they're just hilarious.

[j0nd03]

haha invader8000, me too. i loved the family auto mart adverts. i used to sit up watching them when i came to florida, sadly i live in the UK.

[CultureCunt]

this setz me free

[bluntedtaoism]

i'll bet these guys are awesome in real life

[themoodz]

this is the best commercial I've ever seen.

[jagual07]

It went out of buisness.

[GeauxSaints53]

No it didn't. The commercials are still on...

[OutlandishTeacup]

8:02

[shangalang]

i wish i was dead

[nightdeathlove]

These commercials are so weird and crazy!!!! But they are far better than those fuckin Appliance Direct commercials. Those are annoying.

[pmq123]

I LOVE THESE COMMERCIALS!

i love it when it come on TV

was any of this edited?

[Daymond42]

Only edit that I did was that I had just set the thing to record, and it started picking up some church services afterwards, so I cropped that off... but otherwise, it's just as it was on TV. :>

[pmq123]

hah, that's funny cause some of these i've never seen and they look a little too silly, but i guess that's just how weird they really are.

i asked around about these commercials and it seems everyone i know thinks they are really annoying, like Appliance Direct annoying, but i don't think so :P

[TheXcollinx]

@pmq123 these were fun to watch as a kid when you could not fall asleep

[SFSKnights]

i thought there were bad commercials then i saw this

[jayraebaby]

his commericals have me rollingggggg!!

[trance315]

I've seen that...that japanese guy or whatever....and that weird chick!!! I got stuck inside my hotel back in '04 for 2 days on a disney vacation during hurricane jean....all i did was watch tv and those appliance direct/ family auto mart commercials.........i love the family man.

[trance315]

You mean the Eagle Man commercials? HA! yeah what Chicago classics they are. I wanna get outta here. Chicago is too expensive and the weather blows. These guys have the right idea! Eat all you want, buy a used car lot, do some half-ass cartwheels and run rows of cars acting like jack-asses!!!! Why go to college!?

[Daymond42]

Equally bad is if you get an appliance store, paint it godawful yellow, and make even worse commercials!

Check out "Appliance Direct" on Youtube, and you'll see what I mean. More Central FL greatness!

[trance315]

Do they still run this infomercial? I've seen it on multiple Orlando vacations I've taken....unbelievable, another reason I wanna leave Chicago

[Daymond42]

Yep! They still run them!

Hey, I was originally from the Chicago area! :) Lived in Zion for a while, was born in Waukegan. I miss the old cheesy commercials for Eagle Insurance.

[Maynlander]

dude looks and sounds like that Gacy serial killer from that movie that was on the other night...lol

[Mysterio4981]

u know with all the running and shit he does....ud think he would have slimmed out a bit

[qchpffff]

brings back memories, bad ones.

[QZR7T5]

I loved ihe infomercials when they were on late Saturday night cable!

It was cheaper than therapy!

[phuturephunk]

This guy is an absolute undeniable legend to anyone who lived in Central Florida/Orlando Area during the 90's. Motherfucker was ALL OVER THE PLACE!

[FUELEDbyERINxx]

haha omg i saw this when i was in disney :]

best infomercial ever xD

[Synskin]

Best video game ever!

[BLARGEN69]

watching this was the best ten minutes spent in my life

[chewbaccabooberry]

what a salesman

[tommacko]

"We will finance anyone; blacks, mexicans. alligators, boy scouts, a foot, gold coins."

[mindofexplosion]

I used to think this was hilarious when I was a kid! Still hilarious!

[snakemaster7]

Ahahahahahahah!!!!!! i remember seeing this and decided to look it up LOL. im in cali now,but am glad to see this......maybe not....LOL they were pretty scary

[HeartagramEric]

FAMILY AUTO MART FOREVER!!!

[FreakinSweet87]

Thank you so much for uploading this. I'm in FL now but haven't seen it in years. Do they still show these early in the morning?

[fatlips03]

wow, these bring back memories of watching tv late at night in disney world. if you get any more please post'em. great job!

[timjthru]

their ice cold a/c really set me free

[javertlover]

Do you have "How the family auto man saved christmas"?

[Daymond42]

Nope, this is all I've got.. When the holidays roll around again, though, I'll keep an eye out. :D

[watchawaitinfor]

i saw these commercails on vacationan once and i couldnt stop laughing. there so corny.

[ahhnuckinfuts]

Yeah I remember watching these growin up these always cracked me up.

[poweradio143]

The best of Trailer Trash LOL

[0789girl]

I live in Central Florida for 16 years now, and this was by far the most hilarious but annoying commercial ever.

[benton151]

It narrowly beats out Appliance Direct

[H2324]

holy shit. dat was funny!!

[ashhsoflyy]

hahaha i remember watchin this late nite when i was in like 4th grade...good times.

[MinnowEx]

WTF @ 2:25

[benton151]

wtf @ 7:30

[penelore]

yep. i think Dave Ensign is dead

[PatrioticAstronaut]

Where is the one where he Raps? Man, Growing up in central florida I saw all of these. Appliace Direct is good one, but I aggree Dan Marino, and "who ya gonna call?" are way better!

[PronayEast]

We need the ad where he was promoting 'High Tide Harry's', in that Lobster suit.

[joshlt2002]

dude that was creepy as shit when that crazy guy was like touching and rubbing rob at 1:20,

[DancingAlone18]

Mindy = STONED! -_-

[kimsy520]

he sounds like Bill on King of the Hill

[corninmyface]

the main guy... i think the main guy sounds more like bobby

[thomastc1]

famillllllllllllly auto mart, the heart of aurora road in eau gallie....ILL SEE YOU HERE!

[PreludeGundam]

That man has wonderful skin.

[jillface]

the best part was this one time, my family went to cracker barrel and we saw the younger guy and he freaking sang the fixin to learn ya song in the middle of the restaurant and danced. epic.

[DucTTapE03]

this is better than listening to dan marino try to sell you a honda

[Daymond42]

Dan Marino will try to sell you a Honda, then a Papa Johns pizza, and then that weight loss program.. He's versatile!

[mattard2]

i love watching these commercial late at night

[TaterMySalad]

He talks like Matt Foley, Motivational Speaker.

[cfieler]

At the end of a lot of their shows, they would take a minute to tell us that Jesus Chirst is our lord and saviour. Talk about an awkward ending to an amazing commercial. Anyone have that clip?

[rangel20]

I lived in Central Florida for ten years and I always watched this. I think this guy even visited at our Gateway High School.

Anyone care to upload those Family Matress commercials? (the one with the pig as a mascot).

[cplayfan]

The cartoon is hilarious. You kinda know what to expect from a dude named Cleetus

[HelloMarco]

There were so many of these insane Family Auto Mart ads over the years. They should release a DVD compilation.

[loveofknowledge]

This clip seems like it is from around 2003, however the rap video at 8:00 min is probably from about 1998 and the best part of this clip...pay close attention to Pro-Zack dancing in the Red Shirt to the Right at 9:07. It most be the most over the top thing on YouTube. Did I mention how dope that baseline is, if i didn't know any better I'd swear members of 2 Live Crew were somehow involved in the production.

[laxx458]

fuck yea man whenever Im back in Melbourne, I watch family auto mart infomercials... and of course APPLIANCE DIRECT!

[wharris781]

I just bought 500 cars after watching this

[devilmaykickass]

BOO COO MINIVANS

[FordP71]

That was so good.

[chikapicante]

HE...IS...A...GOD!

[TheRZAisBack]

Rockin Reggie is that dude.

[Terror2oo4]

ive never laughed so hard.

[TheAlexmeister]

Holy freakin' crap, I can't believe it. When I was twelve in 1998 I took a trip to Disney world and was so mesmerized by the Family Man's hypnotic jiggling that I taped it off the TV. Sadly, the tape was lost, and I thought I'd never see him again...until now!

Do you have any more commercials? The one I remember involved "Boo Coo" minivans, a cantankerous woman named Darline, and some guy named "June Bugs."

I still remember that hilariously terrible song! Go Family Man!

[Daymond42]

This is all I have at the moment. I need to see if I can get a full run of the commercials. This sure is some goodness, though, ain't it?

[kyuss]

Who remembers the donald duck blowjob soundclip? go to 1:33, right after "blazer" there is a small sample from that clip. It says "ohh yeah"

[PIlotrcm]

Why at 2:06 does he sound like he's trying to sound mexican or latino or something? lol

[groovenics]

His name is Brian, I know him. He is a VERY rich man due to these commercials. I knew him when he had 1 car lot with 5 cars on it. Bravo to you Brian and Judy.

[flenhah]

why did you even bring up his skin?

[rahsaanhassan]

who ever suggested that that these guys intended a racist comment could not be more wrong. i worked at the family auto mart for about a year. the majority of our customers are African Americans of of Hispanic decent. also he spends about 4 weeks a year in Nicaragua doing humanitarian work. the family man is no racist.

[Daymond42]

Woo! You worked at one of the Family Auto Marts? Hoo-rah! Y'know, I feel proud to say that my uploaded video is the only one that comes up if you type "Family Auto Mart" in the Youtube search. Mwahaha! Exclusive, baby!

[theekdjs]

Please bring on some more of your exclusive Family Auto Mart programming!

[theekdjs]

PLEASE someone from Florida bring on some more Family Auto Mart shows! This was the only reason that I went to Disney!

[FatalityPhil]

Wheres Pickle and Paco?!

[aweigh]

Why do you think his comment was "racist"? Do you think black people have bad skin or something? He said the guy's skin was nice, and most black people have excellent skin.

[RafiParrr]

What ever happend to Dorine? The old lady that lived in the shack and always yelled at people that went in...she was my favorite part.

[wjhmh]

Oh Geez, All that jumping around is going to result in a heart attack (which I hope is caught on tape).

[Zabee]

... "That man has wonderful skin"

Maybe I'm too prudish, but that was somewhat racist. Although I'm sure he didn't mean it that way.

[r32faisal]

yea i was like WTF when he said that

[ShazaamForty1999]

OH MY GOD!!!! We saw this every time we went to Disney World. We still quote it sometimes to get a good laugh (just because it is soooo weird and freaky)!

[jimboya]

oh right. I posted my last comment before the video was done...

The Family Man rap is on on this clip.

duh.

[jimboya]

aaaaaaahhhh!!!! Family Auto Mart!!! You made my night.

thanks for posting.

I used to live in Central Florida and this just makes me smile.

I remember they had a ridiculous commercial that went, "orlando orlando, O, O, orlando, ORLANDO ORLANDO, Family Auto Mart."

and the "Family man rap" or something.

awesome.

[kimsy520]

LMMFAO!!! I remember the "Orlando" commercial!

[gbsez]

Forget Disney World and everything else. Family Auto Mart commercials = the greatest attraction in Central Florida.

[Daymond42]

And the annoying Appliance Direct guy.. :)