Chubby's Short Stories (adult viewing)

[BiffaTW]

That last joke was just brilliant.

[Walloon12345]

when will he be adding the punchlines to these jokes? Is that in part II?

[Walloon12345]

do they throw treats into the audience at half time if they beg nicely?

[Walloon12345]

ever since i have suffered a terrible head injury, i LOVE chubby brown!

[pickpicket19]

chubby is the best ever english comedy. english and proud

[SoapClawtooth]

The greatest heights Roy Chubby Brown deserves - as a comedy hero - is having a Council Estate named after him. What a fat fucking cunt.

[A7XShadowzx]

@SoapClawtooth Piss off, you have no sense of humour you arsehole.

[themaximus71]

id say the guy is funny but his words are cut short or i cant understand him fully oh wait im american lol

[bjbjbjbjbj]

@themaximus71 seeing him tonight...yippeeeeeee

[hertsguy33]

Only 2 comedians make me laugh and I mean belly laugh - Roy Chubby Brown and Billy Connolly

[uarecheap]

I'm Irish and I don't mind this atall. I hate all this PC bullshit that's everywhere. Nobody can speak there mind anymore without being labelled something with an ist.. at the end!

[123TheViper321]

gone to rome to blow that fuc*kin candle out lol

[123Sarrah]

@astarte6661,ask your mum,shell tell you if shes proud of me!!

[ipt09]

chubby is ace 

[123Sarrah]

@astarte6661...you my friend are a twat,chubby is a fucking legend.find some spelling mistakes in that.CUNT!!

[Astarte6661]

@123Sarrah That's a really intelligent comeback. Your parent's must be proud.

[doowiefilms]

is it just me or is comedy taking a serious nose-dive these days? Everyone is too busy trying to be PC and not offend anyone, resulting in bullshit shows like flight of the concords and modern family. Thank god for the few who set out to shock us like chubby, they put two fingers up and say bollocks to your namby pamby nanny state. We are all different in this world and thats what makes it such a funny place, the best thing we can do is rip the piss out of each other for a good laugh

[ashfly]

fookin genius back road near uddersfield ha ha give the man a knighthood !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Astarte6661]

I don't mind crude comedy at all. The word cunt? No problem. But you need talent beyond that.

Chubby only uses crudeness he has no talent.

Only stupid daily star buyers find him funny.

[brahms909]

not funny he just uses dirty language :P, Mick Miller is pure comedy genius

[borofalcon101]

I see him in the gym now and again

[ThePigeon2112]

the only thing thats still english EXELLENT

[Patchimous]

poms sense of humour died with the two ronnies and benny hill

[Rachiejane1]

@Patchimous Oh yeah - that's why our comedy sells all around the world and is EXTREMELY popular. What do you have? Flight of the Conchords and that's it. How pathetic! Next time, make sure you're in a better position before you slag off a whole nation's comedy...you just look stupid

[irishgeal1]

lol patrick and patrick a and b.

[vulpecula999]

i used to play darts with him - great fella

[lempton]

yeah chubs is an excellent bloke who attacks women in car parks

[pilkingtonhero]

@lempton except he didn't though.

[youngrichie]

It's weird how I find Chubby so funny, but Bernard Manning a complete cunt!

[dowling1981]

@youngrichie Can you please mind your language? I do not appreciate obscenities.

[youngrichie]

@dowling1981 I hope you are being ironic...!

[dowling1981]

@youngrichie Just because Roy Chubward Brown uses cuss words doesn't make it OK. Can you please refrain from using foul language in the future?

[youngrichie]

@dowling1981 In the words of Johnthepirate above...If you don't like the rude stuff don't fucking watch it you cunt!

[dowling1981]

@youngrichie I have my rights to be here just as you do. I am merely guiding you towards better standards. Can't you help me in this quest?

[youngrichie]

@dowling1981 I have a right just as much as you do. I am merely guiding you towards freedom of speech ...will you help me in this quest?

[dowling1981]

@youngrichie With freedom of speech comes responsibility. Your cussings are hurtful. Will you uptake thon responsibilities?

[Rachiejane1]

@dowling1981 cussing is hurtful? Why? They are only words - letters strung together in a certain way. Why do people get upset by them?

[dowling1981]

@Rachiejane1 Because they strive to whiplash the strummings of yore. Trallagh upon high. Should Ian Beale be made aware that it may soon be time for the nettles to sting?

[Rachiejane1]

@dowling1981 Ian Beale? What the hell has anything got to do with Ian Beale from Eastenders???! Are you actually mental? And how can you whiplash a strumming?! I think you need help mate!

[dowling1981]

@Rachiejane1 I am afraid it is not I who needs help, for you do not accept the importance of having Ian Beale at thy helm. Please open the channels of your understanding. Would Roy Chubward Brown not agree?

[Rachiejane1]

@dowling1981 Erm...please seek help

[dowling1981]

@Rachiejane1 Help us as help does, for they can be portained. Have you enjoyed Roy Chubard Brown of late?

[Rachiejane1]

@dowling1981 I repeat...please seek help. You sound severely mental and quite obsessed with Ian Beale...Please ask your local mental hospital for aggressive counselling.

[dowling1981]

@Rachiejane1 There is nothing wrong with calling upon the aid of Ian Beale, for therein lies much helpage. Why will you not accept him?

[Rachiejane1]

@dowling1981 Bye mental troll. Silly me for entertaining you and fueling the fire of insanity within you. If this is how you get your kicks then I supposed at least it means you are not on the streets or around people. Have a lovely life with your computer, your right hand and the bottle of body lotion you must have to hand...and Ian Beale of course...!

[dowling1981]

@Rachiejane1 Lol. Touché :)

[acdcrock93]

@dowling1981 Fuck you, piece of shit. You have no understanding of the concept of language. Words only have power if you give them power. Words like cunt and fuck dont mean the same as they did 20 years ago. Language evolves and its only because pathetic idiots try to create a taboo surrounding the words that they have any offensive connotations what so ever.

[dowling1981]

@acdcrock93 But if there were no offensive connotations then the words wouldn't be used, because their power would be gone, no?

[BADSKP]

reminds me of rodney rude except british and fatter

[chett1955]

Excellent entertainmen from Chubs.

[janstevik]

fantastic lol

[smokey66669]

"what will i do with the camera it was holding" PMSL :D

[mrspenn1611]

liked the 'piggs TV' joke

[krautkia]

didn't even smile...3 wank jokes.who's was they,cannon and balls ?

[msKeela77]

Chubby Brown is unique...Chubby is Chubby and that's it! As people have said before, if you don't like it, don't watch it. If you don't get a laugh out of him your just a dry auld shite! There!

[Danzairox]

naa mate

[msKeela77]

Danzairox, wat do you do? reply to everyone who thinks Chubby is Brilliant and say wat 'Naa Mate' ! No. 1 I'm not your Mate as you call me & No. 2, why the hell do you bother watching let alone read the bloody comments page if you dont like him? Bog off will ya.

[prodimp]

more than excellent!

[xleesafcx]

chubbs is a legend, i hate people commenting on his vids sayin racist and all that shite...you know what 2 expect wen u type chubby brown in2 you tube! its a joke anyways and the pakis and people who is easily affended just need 2 get a life........yous can call us white picies of shite and wave banners about in england about how you hate us so much but we carnt say nothing!!

chubbs as PM

[msKeela77]

Well Fucking Said..... You Tell Em! lol...dead rite tho

[revilo314]

*facepalm*

*special facepalm that indicates I think you are northern*

*facepalm that indicates that I realise you are now going to go apeshit and start being all northerny*

[xleesafcx]

wot the fuck is your crak :S

facepalm? wot the fuck :S

[Bikerboythousand]

Dead right!!!, well said lee. If you are offended by stuff like this.... So fuckin what??? If you are offended....what happens? NOTHING! it just means you were offended. Its not like you will wake up in the morning and have.... i dunno...lepracy or summat. Stop whinging and go watch some fucking car crashes or pop videos.... cuz thats what ya probably come on here to watch.

[xleesafcx]

haha cheers

[Bikerboythousand]

And if you dont like it over here...you always know what you could do?......

Nuff said

[jamesglossop]

ledgend.

[sportandmovies]

great stuff love chubs

[smigbabb]

love chubs.....................

[MadameJoan]

the last one is pretty epic.

[Johnthepirate145]

Comedy gold if u like the rude stuff if u dont DONT FUCKIN WATCH IT U CUNTS!

[Astarte6661]

@Johnthepirate145 How about going back to school and learning the most basic of spelling ? Then try and tell people what to do .

[shornac]

chubbs is an exellent bloke

[lewswfc]

chubbs is a legend!

[zippey]

Boring story - How can this guy be a comedian? The only thing he has got going for him is that he looks funny and is a bit controversial.

[IraqiGooner]

exaaactly this guy is sooo shit

[FutureKubrick]

Ur a twat!

[FutureKubrick]

Chubbs is a legend mate! I bet u only like Alexei Sayle!

[j3ayy]

how the fuck can you think lee evans iz funnier than chubbs!!! Roy iz a legend.

[IraqiGooner]

errr coz lee evans is the funniest british comedian hands down this is just a racist, sexist fat piece of shit

[badgerfecker]

A bit like your mum

[IraqiGooner]

very original why dont u just go fuck a badger eh

[D1A2V3E4J]

Lee Evans is NOT funny.

[melvinceltic]

he is, he's extremely funny, and what's more unique which is always a good thing........

[bentley33333]

lee evans is funny as hell, but chubbs is hilarious

[MrAASman]

This guy aint really that funny

[BoyofmanyNames]

What are you, a Paki?

[MrAASman]

That problem?

[DannyJamesRead]

your really not that straight

[Shaftsus]

lee evans is crap

[IraqiGooner]

u sir have no taste

[XsexykazzaX]

chubby brown is funny but srry lee evans is way funnier

[kylecarabini]

cant wait to go see him in december!!!!

[JonBassettx]

about as funny as catching aids

[scurvyoleary]

ha that was fukin meger he is a rite good laff

[icemaiden06]

lol luv chubby

[injection1000]

Fuckin legend

[birkby190]

nice

[018205492]

YOU FAT BASTARD

[addimcr]

u cant say that!

[mremile72]

lmao