Dice is pissed at Jackie the Jokeman!

[johnny1973]

Jackie Jokeman is horrible...he has nothing ever on the Diceman!

[kmovado]

Hate him or not he buried Jackie on this one.

[toopoogang]

HD CLAY IS THE WORST EVER!!!

[weidnerc1]

Andrew Dice Clay sucks.He isn't funny!! I would like to knock him out!!!He's a comic for idiots!!

[chrisis138]

he looks like Andre in this pic.

[flaflaflohiii]

Sorry im a little late,but since dice got into it with howard that time calling Howard a rat,i lost all respect for this loser Dice clay,not that I had any respect for this old time so called comic in the first place.

[JackPantz]

Is he implying that he's the best comic ever? Jesus....

[fhdjsahfdjsha]

kept waiting for this to be good

[toopoogang]

DICE IS PATHETIC AND BROKE-I'M SO GLAD!!!

[steven4rmnewyork]

jackie "the" jokeman or jackie IS A joke maaaan

[carlawon]

wow, every time I hear this dice guy ...I feel like im back in the 80s.

[DrPoon]

Fake italian jew...

[SmiffWit]

@ElProximo Stern's not a comic. Neither is Jackie, IMO.

[toopoogang]

Dice is a has been and now broke. What a waste!!

[faffaflunkie]

Dice did not age well at all.

[EazyTarantino]

jackies like a character from the tim and eric show

[mpapale6]

prank this phone number 330 332 0166 i looked it up its really him he sounds so nuts he is racist he hates being called black

[CBR11X]

A loud-mouthed douche. As funny as a fart in an elevator. As funny as diarrhoea in a wet suit. As entertaining to watch as two sloths fucking on Rohypnol. He sounds like Fran Drescher on steroids after she injected crystal meth into her jugular. A loud-mouthed disgrace to Jews, who gives Italians a bad name. A half-wit who's been resting on his laurels for 25 years. Retire already dip-stick!

[jjrants]

There were (and are) THOUSANDS of comics that put the dice-man to shame and always will. He never was, currently isn't, and never, EVER will come CLOSE to paring up with the true greats like George Carlin. Christ.... half his material he ripped off from comics like carlin, but did it as a "greaser" instead of a comic.

Dice isn't shit but a dried out, old cum-stain that needs to go away.

[RakimAllah777]

best comic ever? Jesus Christ...

[mrgetsoff83]

Respond to this video...hey guys dice was the best comedian of all time wow...XD

[carsonator77]

dice may suck but jackiis a complete loser nobody without howard

[Lvduggo69]

Dice realy thinks he's the best comic in the world ! Unfuckinbelieveable ! Dice must b a 60 on the narsacistic scale. Jacky and dice bouth suck bad.

F. Robin !

[Dilly5]

Dice is the man. Jackie's a zero.

[Username93611]

Dice is such a jackass...

[Philacav]

There's something funny about an Arby's logo in the background of the photo of Dice.

[KingKarolus222]

Dice sucks!

[xMadmax5x]

Dice sucks, he was funny for 2 days...its over JOHNNY!

[KingGhidora2000]

I like Dice, he was a character that fit the times, but his material is like the drunk obnoxious guy bullying others in a bar at 3am, just listen to his last couple albums. Dice is a very talented comic actor, but not a true comic. Spice Girls sold out every arena too, doesn't make them great musicians.

[bauhausera]

bill hicks and george carlin are gods of comedy, period. dice clay is a freakin hack POS

[mac777daddy]

Dice is old but still funny to me.

[razorpayne13]

norm mcdonald is the best comedian ever...well..him and don rickles

[ramonesacidpillsh]

YES, YES, YES!

[pagekathleen]

George Carlin was great but, Bill Hicks still holds the crown.

[blastingcaps]

hicks was doing carlin...but who cares.

[TheSpaceGeek]

Took the words right out of my mouth, pagekathleen.

[t4b5klh]

kinison would f diceman up. but for the record the greatest comedian ever was George Carlin.

[zhour1014]

Sam Kinison would own Dice ANY DAY

[southplnk]

yeah thats why dice sold out every arena in the country while kinison couldnt even sell out fucking rascals comedy club

[ianhitman]

i believe thats called a fad.

[Eugarpst]

Dice is a hack. His real name is Andrew Clay Silverstein, but he's spent his whole career playing a hacky character that stereotypes Italians.

[rangermedicman]

@Eugarpst  Dice is a dumb ass!!!!!!!! he sucks

[du5]

@Eugarpst not stereotypes :(

[kalpal67]

@Eugarpst hows he any different than ronnie?

[metav3rvse]

@Eugarpst they're called jewgenes. 

[sgrroiii]

Look , I'm a life long New Yorker. I know truck drivers, elevator guys, parolees, accountants. NY's from all walks of life. And there are thousands of guys walking around out there who are 10 times funnier than this wanna be.

[du5]

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooooooooooooooh

[4bibimimi]

I'm gonna pay you in Jackie Joke Bucks.

[hardcorehouse]

NO TALENT NEVER HAD ANY

[Sureshot82]

Dice is such a hack bum. You know he wrote this all down and rehearsed this bullshit before he called. When Jackie and Dice faced off the 2nd time Jackie humilated him.

[STIRKDAWG]

He did shut fucking Jackie down though. F-Jackie, F-Robin's horse, Blaze and F-Robin's recamier! While I'm at it, F-Jackie Puppet, F-Rosie O'Donnell, and F-the FCC! Any Stern fans out there remember Robin's recamier and the horse, Blaze?

[Yamer17]

Andrew Clay is delusional. "Best comic eva'..." Give me a break

[raidersig]

Dice's schtick was huge in the 80's... but hes got nothing left... at least jackie's material makes me laugh still...

[borntorun1970]

Trust me dude, Dice was lame about 30 seconds after he uttered that immature hickory dickory dock crap the first time. I don't think I've ever seen a comedian (if you can call him that) get so much mileage out of such limited, Junior High School level comedy. At least Jackie can take any situation and make it funnier by inserting his comments and , you know, actually WRITING something unlike Dice the Douchebag. Peace. -Dave

[sneakypeteandthefre]

This is Dice's schtick...always fighting with someone, its entertainment to all of the jocks, O & A, Stern etc.....its all set up.

[myknight13]

rodney dangerfield.listen to this hack.he aint saying nothing.even that dude from full house was funnier than him.R.I.P. MR. DANGERFIELD.f in hack.

[boredatwork08]

dice needs a fuckin beaten

[ecwforever]

That sitcom was godawful due to Dice and that's why it was cancelled and if he said the fat ugly pig Rosie O'Donnell was OK to work with then all coolness he had ended right there. That's who he should've smacked, not some old guy in Florida. Hopefully Howard is long past having this 18 year has-been on his show or it's jumped the shark and can never jump back.

[deezvids]

Dice sure can dish it but he can't take it...

[whodeyslim00]

dice the best comic ever???, if it wasn't for dustin diamond , i'd say he's the worst comic ever... he blows

[themasterbakerrr]

Dice always comes off as extremely phony.

[snappyintx]

Dice rules, Howard still has Dice on the show because Howard knows whats funny, where the fuck is Jackie?

[borntorun1970]

Hickory Dickory Dock. Dice's comedy talent is as short as his C*&%. I truly think that Dice is angry at Jackie because he actually, you know, has TALENT. Look up Talentless in the Dictionary and there'd be a picture of Dice and Courtney Love together walking hand in hand in Central Park.

[MikeDeesNuts]

Jackie Martling Laughs at Those Less Fortunate-That's allegedly a clip of Jackie laughing at human tragedies.

Andrew Dice Clay-Awesome

[chewbaca1989]

They played a laugh track when somebody died or something like that.

[leehr777]

Jackie was never ever funny from day 1.

[Blackened75]

F- Jackie

[watsfunny]

ooooooooooooo

[KineticRic]

Did Jackie really laugh at what happened on 9-11?

If so, thats really sickening.

[njteech]

Dice lasted 18 months.....Jackie still makes people laugh

[tacoemall666]

dice was a fucking fad, he rode the comedy wave of the 80's. Jackie is a genious, and is still funny.

[AdolescentGorilla]

Jackie has more talent in his left nut than Dice has in his whole bloated body.

[njac1946]

Dice is the Best

[christmasfern]

i love jackie joke man, god he was good

[multiz007]

Dice who? Isnt that the guy who was filming himself on that show that got canceled after 4 shows? I remember now - he tried to hawk his autobiography and no one wanted it - oh wait - i think the Dollar Store Co. wanted it. lol

[bcn1211]

Dice is standing in front of his present employer!

[aitraining]

Dice is such a loser. I think he's selling cars now.

[ThaaWhiteShadow]

You can tell Fred enjoys the beating Jackie is getting here

[YoshuaSelah24]

You can tell Jackie was shook. He doesn't say shit...

[njteech]

Dice is done

[richardrichard07]

Totally agree. He simply is not funny anymore. Just a washed up old pyscho right? I do not know why Howard even bothers with him.

[BababooeyHTJ]

Jackie is the man F Jackie

[RazelG]

Dice is an angry man, and bitter. However, his 'character' of Diceman, back in the day, was just that: a character. Not real.

[shdowops]

All the homosexuals, liberals, and feminists hate Dice because he speaks the truth. They hate anyone who does that.

And besides that, he's funny as he does it!

[jmantnafan]

every homosexual, liberal, or femenist that ive come across has either been, mean, smug, snobby or rude, dice clay puts them assholes in their place

[richardrichard07]

Yeah that has pretty much been my experience too. John McCain 08!

[magickmatt138]

Dude, Dice sucks! Sam Kinison was 20X funnier then Dice. I've seen Jackie Martling's stand up-even Jackie is funnier then Dice.

[jmantnafan]

I agree Sam Kinison is way better. I loved their feud against eachother. Lol I remember when Kinison would trashtalk a guy with a dice shirt on and then kick him out that was great lol.

[magickmatt138]

That was funny! I remember Sam wiped his ass with the T-shirt.

[southplnk]

i remember taping this off the radio live this is a great dice on stern segment

[SegaJackNL]

Jacky the Jokeman has a much better character then dice

[SegaJackNL]

k its jackie but my names jacky so its confusing

[illiniwolfman]

Carlin is a liberal homo hippie

[HurriKoeneman187]

Carlin is one of the last honest people with an audience, idiot.

[phlashphil]

listen 2 dice cry 2 Howard, what sally, a little winer......

[missgreeneyes563]

bitter guy that Dice ...nasty face

[djbernie521]

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha...WTF R U smoking?

[thebrand79]

dice is the grestest comic ever period end of story!

[djbernie521]

Dice Clay is so full of shit. He was/is a "Dr. Dirty" John Valby wannabe. Dr. Dirty was belting out his filthy limericks long before Dice figured out how to make money ripping other comics off.

And as for best comic ever? Not in his wettest dreams! CARLIN F'N ROCKS!! BTW, Jackie has about five CDs of his material for every one of Dice's pathetic albums (and I don't know anyone who owns a Dice album/CD/DVD/STD). And the mere fact Dice thinks Rosie Fatass is nice...'nuf said.

[Dibrini]

I'm still waiting for "Ford Fairlane" to come out on Blu Ray Disc.

[southplnk]

that is why you fail

[oatmealdog]

F Jackie

[RONFREEDOM]

I agree, I was quoting him in the description of the clip!

[HappySmokePothead2]

best comic ever?????? what are you fucking stupid. dice is one of the biggest hacks ever. carlin and pryor are the greatest.

[dawn084]

shutup pothead. no one cares about you.

[HappySmokePothead2]

how many subscribers you got douche. anyone who thinks dice has talent is a fucking moron. go kill yourself.

[dawn084]

you're an idiot. go play in traffic fag.

[HappySmokePothead2]

fag? how creative.