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  • Clay Aiken was in the closet? I AM SHOCKED!

  • this is why i like craig because he doesnt jerk off every democratic candidate like cocksmoker letterman

  • no reason arrest . newsvine . com

  • But...what if I deify you, Craig?

  • I love Craig to death-I believe he has saved my life-LITERALLY. But I honeslty believe he leans left at times. I do get pleasantly pleased when he has on a contraversial person and he stays away from politics though. I honestly appreciate that muchly. I watch him to forget about the serious things in life and want only to laugh-not watch people that want us to think like them.

  • It's nice that he tries to stay unbiased, but it's sad that all the Anti-Obama folk hear is "Obama is an atrocious kitten eater". The title of this video makes Ferguson sound like he's admitted to hating one side of the American government, but he barely mentions political topics. I fear somebody may deify Mr. Ferguson as some right-wing hero, which I'm sure he would not appreciate.

    I await the wave of 'thumbs-downs' and negative comments.

  • Hey, CBS!! Hold on to this one...he's gold in a bottle and it keeps growing in value! The best late night talk show host on the air!! Hands down!!

  • Thumbs up if you typed "bitch" in the search bar.

  • Craigs rants are a step above any other late night show host, they all sound so forced, craig is simply a natural!

  • Thumbs up if you searched "bitch" and this was the first result. =D

  • how many of you typed in bitch

  • The deification of B.O. HAS been horrifying to behold. Few presidents have been less deserving of such - the man is a disaster.

  • @annglamgal Couldn't agree with you more.. good to see that there's at least some people who aren't riding his cock..

  • SHREK!

  • The funniest guy in talk TV. I watch him and laugh hard! Funny Guy!

  • Scarlett Johansen WISHES she was dating him.

  • @shadowgeyser "Calling dissent "troll" to diminish reputation. I thought that was a tactic only used by the right-wing (Fascists)? If It walks like a duck, quacks like a duck... " are you hight atm? messiahs? are you right winged?!?! if not, why do you call them messiahs? :S

  • @shadowgeyser Obvious troll is obvious, Who the fuck is beck and limbaugh? Im not even from the us, you twat. :)

  • "im david lettermans bitch!" lol

  • @shadowgeyser no hes not :P you dont know craig and you've never seen the show. go troll elsewhere :)

  • I came to this video from 'Archie Bunker on Democrats' and I understand Craig Ferguson's accent better.

  • If I'm watching this on the internet, is anything he says true?

  • @BonhamWorshiper LOL im way too high to figure that comment out....but thats funny to me

  • @shadowgeyser Go find somewhere else to talk politics .____.

  • I stay up really late on a school night to watch this guy... it is soooo worth it :)

  • clay pride.com hahaha

  • "Man, he'll like this one its a kitten" XD

  • RSeacrest haahah

  • ...haha...Gay-dar...haha....

  • I will against his will and deify him O.= All hail Graig Ferguson

  • @Corazone1983

    ITA! I LOVE my Fergie-Poo! And I wish he was on earlier. Thank goodness for YouTube!

    He's not only funny but I also think he's Cute and kinda SEXY!

  • Damn 12:30 time slot. I need this man in my life when I am 100% awake.

  • ...vague or maybe just obsession by Calvin Klein.... just hilarious!

  • Vague...awesome.

  • Letterman is the democrat's bitch. I hate comedians who take political sides

  • this is just amazing. he may now be my new fav late night host.

  • His accent makes him even funnier.

  • is letterman really his boss ? let me know people. i love craig.

  • @liquidparafin yes letterman runs worldwide pants inc which like runs the late show and the late late show so yes dave is craigs boss

  • Craig's accent is so goddam sexy. Oh man.

  • Too bad he is on so late other wise i would watch him more, he is the best

  • @irule1255 you can watch his entire show on YouTube! :D Subscribe to this channel: TVsCraigFerguson

  • How many people in the audience know the definition of "deification"?

  • @kibk8al *raises hand*

  • out of all late night show  nowadays this guys set is the best

  • @DoMinC246 yes except that he has bad lighting he kids about it but his set has malfunctioned time and time again and he has no band but i do love craig he is my favorite late night host

  • fuck you fat asss

  • He makes alot of jokes about being unappreciated but he actually is very unappreciated and alot of people don't watch him so they dont know how hilarious he is.

  • hot accent ;-p

  • He's better than Letterman. He's funnier but 10x as much.

  • EVERYONE has an uncle Bob.

  • how is this guy not more popular?!

  • comedy plus accent .....best combination

  • Probably his best monologue yet!

  • "Vague"

    Great, I love craig

    Good job Craig, not being a dead liberal like 99 percent of hollywood

  • More like if you DON'T find Craig funny, then you're probably a member of AL-QUEDA!!!

  • on teh ernternert!

  • I love you Craig Ferguson. You are my idol. AHAHAHAHAHAHA. <3

  • Man his smile is so infectious, he just makes my heart so light when I see him talk..really love this guy.

  • To YouSmellLikePOOO :

    Until you start buying politicians, then you have rich people controlling what laws effect the rest.-then it's not voluntary anymore. Until they control who's available to vote for. Which is what we have here. "pandering" for votes is not all that politicians should be expected to do, they should be expected to do what the voters hired them to do.

  • lol...

    "Don't aww me you patronizing bastards!"

  • @YouSmellLikePOOO Exactly.

  • And the way people love Sarah Palin is similar to the way people love Sean Penn in I Am Sam.

  • U all clearly do not watch enough of his show to have an educated idea of what ur talking about. 1. His producer tells him when he should start winding down, which he probably doesnt need since they've just entered their SIXTH season. 2. Dude, laynestaley1990, if u look a bit closer and in more videos (dumbass) he looks down when he wants to look at what the audience at home is seeing. Like when he needs to fix his tie. That's a bit of common sense dude

  • This, has to to be the most remarkable thing I've ever read.

  • And your probably one of the stupidest internet savvy people on here. With all the knowledge about TV your "claim" to have, you out of all people should know that it's not worth having an argument with something u know more about. So...I'm startin' to question that knowledge of ur's

  • Blame your ignorance.

    That makes you come out on top.

  • i think there is a screen at the top of the camra and moves it arround... i said i think!

  • 8:19 you can see his teleprompt.

  • thats the camera dipshit

  • Are you fucking dumb? Have you ever seen a mounted teleprompt?

    It's a fucking mono you stupid cunt

  • if u watched one of the other vids of him you can see that all the screen does is show craig what the camera is seeing so that he can see where he should be, what teh tv audience sees and tells him how long he has before comercial and when he should go to the next segment... besides it isnt scripted... thats why he goes off topic and does what ever he wants.... retard

  • ...wow

    SImply..wow

    You really think 10 minutes of material, that he has writers write CUES for him, is improvised daily? You also think, that he needs a monitor to see where hes standing in front of a camera....thats 5 feet in front of him, when I'm pretty positive if THATs the case that camera man would be out of his job. You ALSO believe, that a LIVE *RECORDED* television audience (that RUNS the show and all!) TELLS him when his OWN MONOLOGUE is finished?!

    Look up Mounted Teleprompt moron

  • In fact, look up model PR15 from "Prompting"

    Thats the SAME EXACT MODEL used in this video.

    Fucking douchebag assclown. Don't fucking tell me what the fuck is going on when I shoot movies for a fucking living.

  • oook mr. producer lol.. assclown is such a technical term.. its not live... its for the audience ass clown... all im saying is it doesnt have LINES telling him what to say

  • Pwned

  • the only thing he uses the promter for is to remind him what topics hes doing that nite and either way there is a CAMERA on that promter which is what he uses it for

  • .....

    Just stop.  Please, just stop.

  • Craig is the only guy on TV I know who can begin a segment by calling his audience a bunch of "patronizing bastards".

    Love this guy

  • what is he doing when he keeps coming closer and touching the camera or something?

  • That's kind of just what he does, I guess. It's another one of the many awesome but strange things that make his show so epic.

  • Man I love this guy! He's got the best late night show on tv in my opinion.

  • haha he sure does like the word 'deification'

  • love him

  • great message craig

  • Craig may not be the Democrats b****, but he is admittedly Letterman's b****, and Letterman IS the Democrat's b****.:) lol

    Oh, and Craig, saying the internet is a source of disinformation is a little like saying your local public library is a source of disinformation. The information anyone needs to find the truth about someone, is out there, you just have to know how and where to find it. But the media is too lazy to look. That's their fault, not the internet's.

  • all true especially the internet of disinformation part you just have to dig a bit and he is the b**** of the democrates b****

  • All of the true information like the Answers in Genesis websites, the ghost encounters archives, the tabloids, Celebrity Tweets, and the 9/11 Truth Website? Watchu talkin' bout, Willis?

  • yeah that is true redhandgrunt you can definitely lose your way on the internet.

  • lol the way he said dont (i dont know) you patroninizing bastards

  • i love the way he said "You bitch!"

  • RZA from Wu-Tang was on his show

  • 50 cent and puff diddly daddt

  • Chi Mcbride, Tim Meadows, Coolio to name a few

  • Desmond Tutu has been on the show & there we're more.

  • o look.... its the king of late nite

  • Craig = Awesome AGAIN!

  • Funny, because Craig is my hero. Haha. Is that wrong? lol

  • 5:00 ...are you insane?!?! haha i love it

  • cause they have humour?

  • If you DON'T find Craig funny, then you're probably just dead or depressed...Get yourself checked. ;)

  • @KILLERSinTHEsoup you are correct:)

  • So true Craig, don't ever deify people, especially politicians. People need to realize this.

  • BENJAMINWIRTZ:

    > don't ever deify people, especially politicians.

    > People need to realize this.

    Are you serious? WIth BH Obama in the White House?

    Blasphemy! How dare you!

  • The monologues should have online versions unbleeped.

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  • EMITHESNOWBOARDQUEEN:

    > history teacher had cardboard life sized cutouts

    The study of history--and current events--does not need cardboard life-sized cutouts as crutches. If (s)he seriously believed that it is what makes the difference between students listening to him/her and otherwise getting ignored, then (s)he is utterly oblivious to where the real problem lies.

    . . .

  • T-shirts are fine whichever face appears on it, but voting or passion BECAUSE IT IS THE CRAZE makes elections and the country EVEN MORE DUMB THAN THEY ALREADY ARE.

    Participation in the political process is best limited to those whose aims and brains are geared towards INTELLIGENT decisions. There is a reason why voting is optional.

    "I voted for X because he is black like me."--dumb

    "~ because he is white like me."--dumb

    "~ because he is new and cool"--dumb

  • What is wrong with your Gaydar??? HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

  • i think this is one of my favorites of craig

  • i have to disagree internet is information heaven, no wonder we have so many stupid people in this country because they get their information from the fucking TV.

  • It is Information heaven if you are able to differentiate the real news from the fake news too many places on the internet publish rumor as news.

  • Don't awe me you patronizing bastards!!!

  • I love him too. He's so awesome and cute :o) I also agree with what he's saying here as well. He has a really good point.

  • Awesome transition Craig!

  • OMG!! Craig Ferguson is soooo funny!! Thanks for uploading this. :D

  • Preach it, Craig!

  • poor Fabio

  • He's the greatest late night host of all time!

  • @osensei2987

    He sure has this topic down pat!

  • i realy like this guy alot, he sometimes has hard facts of life.

  • I love this guy. He's hilarious!

  • send her to me - i'll cute her... GENIOUS! :)

  • This man's the BEST thing that's ever happened to late night TV... Everything he says is completely and utterly honest. Although he's a comedian and jokes all the time, he makes A LOT of sense. I just love him. I like his interviews, his monologues, his sketches... Can't watch enough of him. And his accent is simply ADORABLE! I think it makes him funnier. I love scottish/irish/british accents. The best interviews I've seen were with James McAvoy, Hugh Laurie, Ewan McGregor, Gerald Butler, etc...

  • Yeah, he is cool and all, although I disagree on the sketches... They are straight horrible! I mean he is good and all, but his sketches is unholy crappy... Love TV's Craig Ferguson!

  • LOL!! Ditto on the sketches... He's ridiculous, in a funny silly way. Heh. Gotta love him though! : )

  • gosh i love this guy.

  • Ferguson RAWKS!

  • Hes made more sense in this one piece than iv ever heard Letterman or Leno or OBrien make in all the shows iv ever watched of em lol

    Great stuff.

  • haha, "or just...vague"

  • I love the end when hes talking about dating scarlet Johanson.

    "I know that rumors not true because I started it"

    Love it!, along with all the rest!.

  • Actually, this is a quote by Hunter S. Thompson, who made up some rumors during the 68 Campaign, claiming that McGovern had taken some exotic drugs. However, Craig is the funniest guy on television!

  • "Of course some people think everyone in Hollywood is gay which is stupid. or is it?"

    I love his face when he says that :D

    He is the most hilarious man ever.

  • All of what Craig Ferguson had said I say *AMEN*!

  • Lawl. I put graig instead of craig,

  • This is my favourite monolouge for sure. I love graig He is my idol who has never let me down (lol) By the way craig does not have monolouge writters for thoughs of you who were talking about that.

  • how bout vague lol

  • ha ha ha ha ha "i am....I am David Lettermans Bitch!" lol

  • His best monologue to date

  • dude u r just awsome

  • "You need to go to the doctor then, cuz your gaydar obviously isn't workin properly"

  • Funny shit - I Love your show and Im glad you never took sides and told it through your eyes. There's some real truth n what your saying (even if you may have had writers)

    :)

  • I agree. And yeah, Craig doesn't have writers for his monologue, nor does he have cue cards (at least that's what they mentioned in that daytime interview he did a while back). xD

  • Craig is so right: "Put not your faith in Princes" as the saying goes. Also, I agree wholeheartedly that the internet is not a good source for information; it's only as good or accurate as who posts the info. Right on, Craig. Love ya!

  • "left wing insomnicas" LOL

  • drug addled felon Rush LOL

    College Dropout Hannity LOL

  • wow!dudes!

    Clay Aiken really does look gay!!

  • That's cuz... he is gay. Duh.

  • thats all comin from his heart. craig ferguson is just too funny.

  • paula is such an easy target lmao

  • mccain is just way easier to make fun of than barack obama. i like mccain and i voted for him, but he is a better target from a comedic standpoint.

  • i think craig is a lesbian

  • What the hell? How?

  • "I'm David Letterman's bit**." LOL!! You're too much, Craiggy :) That's why we love you! ;)

  • he's great! I was wondering why he keeps going forward and touching the camera. Does that have a reaso, or is it a tick?

    I LOVE Craig, he's soo funny:)

  • I love Craig. He is the best of all the late night talk show hosts.

  • frightening word "f-----------k"

  • God I love it when he talks politics. And when he gets angry. But most of all I love him angry at politics lol. I say this in all seriousness- Craig Ferguson needs to be president. God, what a place America would be! lol

  • i love how he says "you bitch" XD <3 you craig!

  • That's so odd that you say that about Craig Ferguson because that's essentially what he said in his monologue.

    Did you even listen to any of the words that came out of his mouth?

    I'm sure that he won't mind you not watching his show, especially if you don't even understand his jokes or what he's trying to say.

  • God I love him

  • I love how his voice gets all screechy when he's passionate. It's amusing.

  • Craig for president? That would make for hilarious State-of-the-unions.

    "My fellow Americans... It's a great day for America!" :D