I love Craig to death-I believe he has saved my life-LITERALLY. But I honeslty believe he leans left at times. I do get pleasantly pleased when he has on a contraversial person and he stays away from politics though. I honestly appreciate that muchly. I watch him to forget about the serious things in life and want only to laugh-not watch people that want us to think like them.
It's nice that he tries to stay unbiased, but it's sad that all the Anti-Obama folk hear is "Obama is an atrocious kitten eater". The title of this video makes Ferguson sound like he's admitted to hating one side of the American government, but he barely mentions political topics. I fear somebody may deify Mr. Ferguson as some right-wing hero, which I'm sure he would not appreciate.
I await the wave of 'thumbs-downs' and negative comments.
@shadowgeyser "Calling dissent "troll" to diminish reputation. I thought that was a tactic only used by the right-wing (Fascists)? If It walks like a duck, quacks like a duck... " are you hight atm? messiahs? are you right winged?!?! if not, why do you call them messiahs? :S
@DoMinC246 yes except that he has bad lighting he kids about it but his set has malfunctioned time and time again and he has no band but i do love craig he is my favorite late night host
He makes alot of jokes about being unappreciated but he actually is very unappreciated and alot of people don't watch him so they dont know how hilarious he is.
Until you start buying politicians, then you have rich people controlling what laws effect the rest.-then it's not voluntary anymore. Until they control who's available to vote for. Which is what we have here. "pandering" for votes is not all that politicians should be expected to do, they should be expected to do what the voters hired them to do.
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People vote by freely deciding where to spend their own money.
Capitalism is individual voluntary exchange. The one way to become successful in this economic system is to satisfy the needs and wants of people since it is a voluntary system.
Socialism is about force. Success is only achieved by mutual corruption with politicians, since govn't controls a greater amount of the contracts.
Socialism is obama forcing taxes upon you. Then solely dictating where it will be spent to pander for votes,,
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Seriously, obama is the modern Hitler. Both elected to be saviors, who use propaganda and mainstream media to control how people think, giving them control of all branches of government.
obama is forcing the US to National Socialism aka Nazism, making people poorer and more dependent and reliant on government.
Unemployment is getting worse and is now really at 22%, which is about equal to adding people of the 20 largest cities in the US. Desperate people with no jobs will join the military.
U all clearly do not watch enough of his show to have an educated idea of what ur talking about. 1. His producer tells him when he should start winding down, which he probably doesnt need since they've just entered their SIXTH season. 2. Dude, laynestaley1990, if u look a bit closer and in more videos (dumbass) he looks down when he wants to look at what the audience at home is seeing. Like when he needs to fix his tie. That's a bit of common sense dude
And your probably one of the stupidest internet savvy people on here. With all the knowledge about TV your "claim" to have, you out of all people should know that it's not worth having an argument with something u know more about. So...I'm startin' to question that knowledge of ur's
if u watched one of the other vids of him you can see that all the screen does is show craig what the camera is seeing so that he can see where he should be, what teh tv audience sees and tells him how long he has before comercial and when he should go to the next segment... besides it isnt scripted... thats why he goes off topic and does what ever he wants.... retard
You really think 10 minutes of material, that he has writers write CUES for him, is improvised daily? You also think, that he needs a monitor to see where hes standing in front of a camera....thats 5 feet in front of him, when I'm pretty positive if THATs the case that camera man would be out of his job. You ALSO believe, that a LIVE *RECORDED* television audience (that RUNS the show and all!) TELLS him when his OWN MONOLOGUE is finished?!
oook mr. producer lol.. assclown is such a technical term.. its not live... its for the audience ass clown... all im saying is it doesnt have LINES telling him what to say
the only thing he uses the promter for is to remind him what topics hes doing that nite and either way there is a CAMERA on that promter which is what he uses it for
Craig may not be the Democrats b****, but he is admittedly Letterman's b****, and Letterman IS the Democrat's b****.:) lol
Oh, and Craig, saying the internet is a source of disinformation is a little like saying your local public library is a source of disinformation. The information anyone needs to find the truth about someone, is out there, you just have to know how and where to find it. But the media is too lazy to look. That's their fault, not the internet's.
All of the true information like the Answers in Genesis websites, the ghost encounters archives, the tabloids, Celebrity Tweets, and the 9/11 Truth Website? Watchu talkin' bout, Willis?
> history teacher had cardboard life sized cutouts
The study of history--and current events--does not need cardboard life-sized cutouts as crutches. If (s)he seriously believed that it is what makes the difference between students listening to him/her and otherwise getting ignored, then (s)he is utterly oblivious to where the real problem lies.
T-shirts are fine whichever face appears on it, but voting or passion BECAUSE IT IS THE CRAZE makes elections and the country EVEN MORE DUMB THAN THEY ALREADY ARE.
Participation in the political process is best limited to those whose aims and brains are geared towards INTELLIGENT decisions. There is a reason why voting is optional.
"I voted for X because he is black like me."--dumb
i have to disagree internet is information heaven, no wonder we have so many stupid people in this country because they get their information from the fucking TV.
This man's the BEST thing that's ever happened to late night TV... Everything he says is completely and utterly honest. Although he's a comedian and jokes all the time, he makes A LOT of sense. I just love him. I like his interviews, his monologues, his sketches... Can't watch enough of him. And his accent is simply ADORABLE! I think it makes him funnier. I love scottish/irish/british accents. The best interviews I've seen were with James McAvoy, Hugh Laurie, Ewan McGregor, Gerald Butler, etc...
Yeah, he is cool and all, although I disagree on the sketches... They are straight horrible! I mean he is good and all, but his sketches is unholy crappy... Love TV's Craig Ferguson!
Actually, this is a quote by Hunter S. Thompson, who made up some rumors during the 68 Campaign, claiming that McGovern had taken some exotic drugs. However, Craig is the funniest guy on television!
This is my favourite monolouge for sure. I love graig He is my idol who has never let me down (lol) By the way craig does not have monolouge writters for thoughs of you who were talking about that.
Funny shit - I Love your show and Im glad you never took sides and told it through your eyes. There's some real truth n what your saying (even if you may have had writers)
I agree. And yeah, Craig doesn't have writers for his monologue, nor does he have cue cards (at least that's what they mentioned in that daytime interview he did a while back). xD
Craig is so right: "Put not your faith in Princes" as the saying goes. Also, I agree wholeheartedly that the internet is not a good source for information; it's only as good or accurate as who posts the info. Right on, Craig. Love ya!
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i like craig and i think he is hilarious but he is so the democrats bitch... even after these episodes he never once made fun of obama...it was always mccain or palin
he loves the democrats and literally my family did stop watching his show because he is a definate democrat
God I love it when he talks politics. And when he gets angry. But most of all I love him angry at politics lol. I say this in all seriousness- Craig Ferguson needs to be president. God, what a place America would be! lol
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I think he gets drunk before he makes his jokes,
stay neutral dude,
if u take sides i will stop whatching you, do ur job, is the peoples foult that they can't think for themeselves, just laugh people, don't base your desition on the media
Clay Aiken was in the closet? I AM SHOCKED!
quesondriac 6 months ago
this is why i like craig because he doesnt jerk off every democratic candidate like cocksmoker letterman
alwaysinbeastmode 6 months ago
no reason arrest . newsvine . com
TheWhyRemember 7 months ago
But...what if I deify you, Craig?
saveourplanet14 7 months ago
I love Craig to death-I believe he has saved my life-LITERALLY. But I honeslty believe he leans left at times. I do get pleasantly pleased when he has on a contraversial person and he stays away from politics though. I honestly appreciate that muchly. I watch him to forget about the serious things in life and want only to laugh-not watch people that want us to think like them.
7outof9gone 7 months ago
It's nice that he tries to stay unbiased, but it's sad that all the Anti-Obama folk hear is "Obama is an atrocious kitten eater". The title of this video makes Ferguson sound like he's admitted to hating one side of the American government, but he barely mentions political topics. I fear somebody may deify Mr. Ferguson as some right-wing hero, which I'm sure he would not appreciate.
I await the wave of 'thumbs-downs' and negative comments.
CommissarCerreto 7 months ago
Hey, CBS!! Hold on to this one...he's gold in a bottle and it keeps growing in value! The best late night talk show host on the air!! Hands down!!
nelaknight 8 months ago 8
Thumbs up if you typed "bitch" in the search bar.
defg0 9 months ago 2
Craigs rants are a step above any other late night show host, they all sound so forced, craig is simply a natural!
blingblinge 9 months ago 4
Thumbs up if you searched "bitch" and this was the first result. =D
ConenTyrson1 10 months ago 7
how many of you typed in bitch
hottytoty 10 months ago 4
The deification of B.O. HAS been horrifying to behold. Few presidents have been less deserving of such - the man is a disaster.
annglamgal 11 months ago
@annglamgal Couldn't agree with you more.. good to see that there's at least some people who aren't riding his cock..
Nixmix24 10 months ago
SHREK!
AxExIxOwnxU 11 months ago
The funniest guy in talk TV. I watch him and laugh hard! Funny Guy!
beejky 11 months ago 2
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thumbs up if you were bored and searched bitches.
NewJerseyXPheNoM 11 months ago
Scarlett Johansen WISHES she was dating him.
specialkrj 11 months ago 2
@shadowgeyser "Calling dissent "troll" to diminish reputation. I thought that was a tactic only used by the right-wing (Fascists)? If It walks like a duck, quacks like a duck... " are you hight atm? messiahs? are you right winged?!?! if not, why do you call them messiahs? :S
BabyJLE 11 months ago
@shadowgeyser Obvious troll is obvious, Who the fuck is beck and limbaugh? Im not even from the us, you twat. :)
BabyJLE 11 months ago
"im david lettermans bitch!" lol
JohnyLeeEnglish 11 months ago 2
@shadowgeyser no hes not :P you dont know craig and you've never seen the show. go troll elsewhere :)
BabyJLE 11 months ago
I came to this video from 'Archie Bunker on Democrats' and I understand Craig Ferguson's accent better.
lilgunner94 11 months ago
If I'm watching this on the internet, is anything he says true?
BonhamWorshiper 1 year ago
@BonhamWorshiper LOL im way too high to figure that comment out....but thats funny to me
onlytag1way 11 months ago
@shadowgeyser Go find somewhere else to talk politics .____.
xXflamingXxgunz 1 year ago
I stay up really late on a school night to watch this guy... it is soooo worth it :)
alixxmcr94 1 year ago
clay pride.com hahaha
highwaytohell791 1 year ago
"Man, he'll like this one its a kitten" XD
dudette3764 1 year ago
RSeacrest haahah
8ballboy8 1 year ago
...haha...Gay-dar...haha....
BJTHEWOLF 1 year ago
I will against his will and deify him O.= All hail Graig Ferguson
Corazone1983 1 year ago
@Corazone1983
ITA! I LOVE my Fergie-Poo! And I wish he was on earlier. Thank goodness for YouTube!
He's not only funny but I also think he's Cute and kinda SEXY!
DPO263 1 year ago
Damn 12:30 time slot. I need this man in my life when I am 100% awake.
ASevenFold6661 1 year ago
...vague or maybe just obsession by Calvin Klein.... just hilarious!
lex25288 1 year ago 3
Vague...awesome.
mastersinger76 1 year ago
Letterman is the democrat's bitch. I hate comedians who take political sides
itrolleveryone 1 year ago 5
this is just amazing. he may now be my new fav late night host.
HTLight 1 year ago
His accent makes him even funnier.
TheBabiiJai 1 year ago 7
is letterman really his boss ? let me know people. i love craig.
liquidparafin 1 year ago
@liquidparafin yes letterman runs worldwide pants inc which like runs the late show and the late late show so yes dave is craigs boss
BClem92 1 year ago
Craig's accent is so goddam sexy. Oh man.
BlueSilverStars 1 year ago 4
Too bad he is on so late other wise i would watch him more, he is the best
irule1255 1 year ago
@irule1255 you can watch his entire show on YouTube! :D Subscribe to this channel: TVsCraigFerguson
hollywoodshopaholic 1 year ago
How many people in the audience know the definition of "deification"?
kibk8al 1 year ago 4
@kibk8al *raises hand*
lijluvr356 1 year ago
out of all late night show nowadays this guys set is the best
DoMinC246 1 year ago 3
@DoMinC246 yes except that he has bad lighting he kids about it but his set has malfunctioned time and time again and he has no band but i do love craig he is my favorite late night host
BClem92 1 year ago 3
fuck you fat asss
bengalsmacking 1 year ago
He makes alot of jokes about being unappreciated but he actually is very unappreciated and alot of people don't watch him so they dont know how hilarious he is.
aperez377 1 year ago 4
hot accent ;-p
illbeurluckycharmz 1 year ago
He's better than Letterman. He's funnier but 10x as much.
Higanbana87 1 year ago 4
EVERYONE has an uncle Bob.
joncmaxwell 1 year ago 2
how is this guy not more popular?!
whipid 1 year ago 7
comedy plus accent .....best combination
shahnan 1 year ago 5
Probably his best monologue yet!
nadeemmoulvi 1 year ago 4
"Vague"
Great, I love craig
Good job Craig, not being a dead liberal like 99 percent of hollywood
pikkdogs 1 year ago 3
More like if you DON'T find Craig funny, then you're probably a member of AL-QUEDA!!!
ADayForeverGreen 1 year ago
on teh ernternert!
CapnDangerbeard 1 year ago
I love you Craig Ferguson. You are my idol. AHAHAHAHAHAHA. <3
lifedevotedvamp 1 year ago
Man his smile is so infectious, he just makes my heart so light when I see him talk..really love this guy.
redfirebird2739 1 year ago 4
To YouSmellLikePOOO :
Until you start buying politicians, then you have rich people controlling what laws effect the rest.-then it's not voluntary anymore. Until they control who's available to vote for. Which is what we have here. "pandering" for votes is not all that politicians should be expected to do, they should be expected to do what the voters hired them to do.
imageassassin 1 year ago 2
lol...
"Don't aww me you patronizing bastards!"
Fatmanmi 2 years ago 35
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People vote by freely deciding where to spend their own money.
Capitalism is individual voluntary exchange. The one way to become successful in this economic system is to satisfy the needs and wants of people since it is a voluntary system.
Socialism is about force. Success is only achieved by mutual corruption with politicians, since govn't controls a greater amount of the contracts.
Socialism is obama forcing taxes upon you. Then solely dictating where it will be spent to pander for votes,,
YouSmellLikePOOO 2 years ago
@YouSmellLikePOOO Exactly.
Lordgeek4 1 year ago 2
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Seriously, obama is the modern Hitler. Both elected to be saviors, who use propaganda and mainstream media to control how people think, giving them control of all branches of government.
obama is forcing the US to National Socialism aka Nazism, making people poorer and more dependent and reliant on government.
Unemployment is getting worse and is now really at 22%, which is about equal to adding people of the 20 largest cities in the US. Desperate people with no jobs will join the military.
YouSmellLikePOOO 2 years ago
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@YouSmellLikePOOO Exactly.
Lordgeek4 1 year ago
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The way morons deify obama is similar to the way the Nazis blindly followed Hitler.
YouSmellLikePOOO 2 years ago
And the way people love Sarah Palin is similar to the way people love Sean Penn in I Am Sam.
nocturnezero 2 years ago
U all clearly do not watch enough of his show to have an educated idea of what ur talking about. 1. His producer tells him when he should start winding down, which he probably doesnt need since they've just entered their SIXTH season. 2. Dude, laynestaley1990, if u look a bit closer and in more videos (dumbass) he looks down when he wants to look at what the audience at home is seeing. Like when he needs to fix his tie. That's a bit of common sense dude
americangum 2 years ago 3
This, has to to be the most remarkable thing I've ever read.
recon437 2 years ago
And your probably one of the stupidest internet savvy people on here. With all the knowledge about TV your "claim" to have, you out of all people should know that it's not worth having an argument with something u know more about. So...I'm startin' to question that knowledge of ur's
americangum 2 years ago
Blame your ignorance.
That makes you come out on top.
recon437 2 years ago
i think there is a screen at the top of the camra and moves it arround... i said i think!
Dmob911 2 years ago
8:19 you can see his teleprompt.
recon437 2 years ago
thats the camera dipshit
laynestaley1990 2 years ago
Are you fucking dumb? Have you ever seen a mounted teleprompt?
It's a fucking mono you stupid cunt
recon437 2 years ago
if u watched one of the other vids of him you can see that all the screen does is show craig what the camera is seeing so that he can see where he should be, what teh tv audience sees and tells him how long he has before comercial and when he should go to the next segment... besides it isnt scripted... thats why he goes off topic and does what ever he wants.... retard
laynestaley1990 2 years ago
...wow
SImply..wow
You really think 10 minutes of material, that he has writers write CUES for him, is improvised daily? You also think, that he needs a monitor to see where hes standing in front of a camera....thats 5 feet in front of him, when I'm pretty positive if THATs the case that camera man would be out of his job. You ALSO believe, that a LIVE *RECORDED* television audience (that RUNS the show and all!) TELLS him when his OWN MONOLOGUE is finished?!
Look up Mounted Teleprompt moron
recon437 2 years ago
In fact, look up model PR15 from "Prompting"
Thats the SAME EXACT MODEL used in this video.
Fucking douchebag assclown. Don't fucking tell me what the fuck is going on when I shoot movies for a fucking living.
recon437 2 years ago
oook mr. producer lol.. assclown is such a technical term.. its not live... its for the audience ass clown... all im saying is it doesnt have LINES telling him what to say
laynestaley1990 2 years ago
Pwned
q1966 1 year ago
the only thing he uses the promter for is to remind him what topics hes doing that nite and either way there is a CAMERA on that promter which is what he uses it for
laynestaley1990 2 years ago
.....
Just stop. Please, just stop.
recon437 2 years ago
Craig is the only guy on TV I know who can begin a segment by calling his audience a bunch of "patronizing bastards".
Love this guy
BandofLegend 2 years ago 8
what is he doing when he keeps coming closer and touching the camera or something?
MadyWolfe 2 years ago
That's kind of just what he does, I guess. It's another one of the many awesome but strange things that make his show so epic.
katien22 2 years ago 3
Man I love this guy! He's got the best late night show on tv in my opinion.
monymar20251759 2 years ago 90
haha he sure does like the word 'deification'
katcove 2 years ago
love him
xxcarcrashheartt 2 years ago
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i like tittys
Flamemogul 2 years ago
great message craig
madison817 2 years ago
Craig may not be the Democrats b****, but he is admittedly Letterman's b****, and Letterman IS the Democrat's b****.:) lol
Oh, and Craig, saying the internet is a source of disinformation is a little like saying your local public library is a source of disinformation. The information anyone needs to find the truth about someone, is out there, you just have to know how and where to find it. But the media is too lazy to look. That's their fault, not the internet's.
fritzc77 2 years ago
all true especially the internet of disinformation part you just have to dig a bit and he is the b**** of the democrates b****
razor2341 2 years ago
All of the true information like the Answers in Genesis websites, the ghost encounters archives, the tabloids, Celebrity Tweets, and the 9/11 Truth Website? Watchu talkin' bout, Willis?
nocturnezero 2 years ago
yeah that is true redhandgrunt you can definitely lose your way on the internet.
RagingGeneral 2 years ago 2
lol the way he said dont (i dont know) you patroninizing bastards
razor2341 2 years ago 3
i love the way he said "You bitch!"
veggigardenCo 2 years ago 3
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I really never have seen a black person on craig
MisakiTheNekoGirl 2 years ago
RZA from Wu-Tang was on his show
Mercforhire9 2 years ago 2
50 cent and puff diddly daddt
animeonperseest 2 years ago 2
Chi Mcbride, Tim Meadows, Coolio to name a few
redhandgrunt 2 years ago 2
Desmond Tutu has been on the show & there we're more.
NinaFaith1 2 years ago
o look.... its the king of late nite
SAREDOG 2 years ago 6
Craig = Awesome AGAIN!
dogsouth 2 years ago 7
Funny, because Craig is my hero. Haha. Is that wrong? lol
KILLERSinTHEsoup 2 years ago 2
5:00 ...are you insane?!?! haha i love it
orion848 2 years ago 4
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Why do people find this man funny?
firsttenor76 2 years ago
cause they have humour?
Klirra 2 years ago 8
If you DON'T find Craig funny, then you're probably just dead or depressed...Get yourself checked. ;)
KILLERSinTHEsoup 2 years ago 125
@KILLERSinTHEsoup you are correct:)
QueerSwede1 1 year ago
So true Craig, don't ever deify people, especially politicians. People need to realize this.
BenjaminWirtz 2 years ago 3
BENJAMINWIRTZ:
> don't ever deify people, especially politicians.
> People need to realize this.
Are you serious? WIth BH Obama in the White House?
Blasphemy! How dare you!
gagothesith 2 years ago
The monologues should have online versions unbleeped.
kingslice75 2 years ago 4
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emithesnowboardqueen 2 years ago
EMITHESNOWBOARDQUEEN:
> history teacher had cardboard life sized cutouts
The study of history--and current events--does not need cardboard life-sized cutouts as crutches. If (s)he seriously believed that it is what makes the difference between students listening to him/her and otherwise getting ignored, then (s)he is utterly oblivious to where the real problem lies.
. . .
gagothesith 2 years ago
T-shirts are fine whichever face appears on it, but voting or passion BECAUSE IT IS THE CRAZE makes elections and the country EVEN MORE DUMB THAN THEY ALREADY ARE.
Participation in the political process is best limited to those whose aims and brains are geared towards INTELLIGENT decisions. There is a reason why voting is optional.
"I voted for X because he is black like me."--dumb
"~ because he is white like me."--dumb
"~ because he is new and cool"--dumb
gagothesith 2 years ago
What is wrong with your Gaydar??? HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA
esteuardo 2 years ago 2
i think this is one of my favorites of craig
grimreaperz01 2 years ago
i have to disagree internet is information heaven, no wonder we have so many stupid people in this country because they get their information from the fucking TV.
RagingGeneral 2 years ago 5
It is Information heaven if you are able to differentiate the real news from the fake news too many places on the internet publish rumor as news.
redhandgrunt 2 years ago 5
Don't awe me you patronizing bastards!!!
aneet84 2 years ago 6
I love him too. He's so awesome and cute :o) I also agree with what he's saying here as well. He has a really good point.
Tangocat 2 years ago 13
Awesome transition Craig!
thegreatcheesedemon 2 years ago
OMG!! Craig Ferguson is soooo funny!! Thanks for uploading this. :D
JennaMarty 2 years ago 2
Preach it, Craig!
boffo1962 2 years ago 3
poor Fabio
gazillionandone19 2 years ago 2
He's the greatest late night host of all time!
osensei2987 2 years ago 77
@osensei2987
He sure has this topic down pat!
pikkdogs 1 year ago
i realy like this guy alot, he sometimes has hard facts of life.
remmie018 2 years ago 12
I love this guy. He's hilarious!
Lynaugh1028 3 years ago 4
send her to me - i'll cute her... GENIOUS! :)
WassPogue 3 years ago
This man's the BEST thing that's ever happened to late night TV... Everything he says is completely and utterly honest. Although he's a comedian and jokes all the time, he makes A LOT of sense. I just love him. I like his interviews, his monologues, his sketches... Can't watch enough of him. And his accent is simply ADORABLE! I think it makes him funnier. I love scottish/irish/british accents. The best interviews I've seen were with James McAvoy, Hugh Laurie, Ewan McGregor, Gerald Butler, etc...
nikirayd 3 years ago 11
Yeah, he is cool and all, although I disagree on the sketches... They are straight horrible! I mean he is good and all, but his sketches is unholy crappy... Love TV's Craig Ferguson!
CGMossa 2 years ago
LOL!! Ditto on the sketches... He's ridiculous, in a funny silly way. Heh. Gotta love him though! : )
nikirayd 2 years ago 3
gosh i love this guy.
psalm1914 3 years ago
Ferguson RAWKS!
AngryBuddha88 3 years ago 2
Hes made more sense in this one piece than iv ever heard Letterman or Leno or OBrien make in all the shows iv ever watched of em lol
Great stuff.
momarpie 3 years ago 6
haha, "or just...vague"
Thunderflower367 3 years ago 7
I love the end when hes talking about dating scarlet Johanson.
"I know that rumors not true because I started it"
Love it!, along with all the rest!.
Pirate7788 3 years ago 6
Actually, this is a quote by Hunter S. Thompson, who made up some rumors during the 68 Campaign, claiming that McGovern had taken some exotic drugs. However, Craig is the funniest guy on television!
whiplashchild 3 years ago
"Of course some people think everyone in Hollywood is gay which is stupid. or is it?"
I love his face when he says that :D
He is the most hilarious man ever.
paperitahra 3 years ago 8
All of what Craig Ferguson had said I say *AMEN*!
Theedoctorr 3 years ago 8
Lawl. I put graig instead of craig,
paladinvash 3 years ago
This is my favourite monolouge for sure. I love graig He is my idol who has never let me down (lol) By the way craig does not have monolouge writters for thoughs of you who were talking about that.
paladinvash 3 years ago
how bout vague lol
cheersfan06 3 years ago
ha ha ha ha ha "i am....I am David Lettermans Bitch!" lol
craigfergusonrocks88 3 years ago 3
His best monologue to date
sjgmng 3 years ago
dude u r just awsome
davidschwarze 3 years ago 4
"You need to go to the doctor then, cuz your gaydar obviously isn't workin properly"
NapsAboveWaterfalls 3 years ago 3
Funny shit - I Love your show and Im glad you never took sides and told it through your eyes. There's some real truth n what your saying (even if you may have had writers)
:)
Kiwikes777 3 years ago 7
I agree. And yeah, Craig doesn't have writers for his monologue, nor does he have cue cards (at least that's what they mentioned in that daytime interview he did a while back). xD
TheJokerEffect 3 years ago 5
Craig is so right: "Put not your faith in Princes" as the saying goes. Also, I agree wholeheartedly that the internet is not a good source for information; it's only as good or accurate as who posts the info. Right on, Craig. Love ya!
rufusminnie 3 years ago
"left wing insomnicas" LOL
Alassenya 3 years ago 6
drug addled felon Rush LOL
College Dropout Hannity LOL
televin 3 years ago
wow!dudes!
Clay Aiken really does look gay!!
Malafky 3 years ago
That's cuz... he is gay. Duh.
pasta1017 3 years ago
thats all comin from his heart. craig ferguson is just too funny.
ahmet8888 3 years ago 4
paula is such an easy target lmao
socomallday 3 years ago
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i like craig and i think he is hilarious but he is so the democrats bitch... even after these episodes he never once made fun of obama...it was always mccain or palin
he loves the democrats and literally my family did stop watching his show because he is a definate democrat
socomallday 3 years ago
mccain is just way easier to make fun of than barack obama. i like mccain and i voted for him, but he is a better target from a comedic standpoint.
cribb 3 years ago 3
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I agree,every comedian or who work in showbiz must show his hate for the republicans.
quezcatol 3 years ago
i think craig is a lesbian
qbadge3 3 years ago 2
What the hell? How?
iloveravenrock 3 years ago
"I'm David Letterman's bit**." LOL!! You're too much, Craiggy :) That's why we love you! ;)
ambicraig 3 years ago 4
he's great! I was wondering why he keeps going forward and touching the camera. Does that have a reaso, or is it a tick?
I LOVE Craig, he's soo funny:)
CBsvufan 3 years ago 2
I love Craig. He is the best of all the late night talk show hosts.
carrington73 3 years ago 5
frightening word "f-----------k"
selledrome 3 years ago 3
God I love it when he talks politics. And when he gets angry. But most of all I love him angry at politics lol. I say this in all seriousness- Craig Ferguson needs to be president. God, what a place America would be! lol
bardagh 3 years ago 3
i love how he says "you bitch" XD <3 you craig!
ringmybell45 3 years ago 3
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I think he gets drunk before he makes his jokes,
stay neutral dude,
if u take sides i will stop whatching you, do ur job, is the peoples foult that they can't think for themeselves, just laugh people, don't base your desition on the media
hahaha
stargirlsusan 3 years ago
That's so odd that you say that about Craig Ferguson because that's essentially what he said in his monologue.
Did you even listen to any of the words that came out of his mouth?
I'm sure that he won't mind you not watching his show, especially if you don't even understand his jokes or what he's trying to say.
shuster 3 years ago 3
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i don't think you should reply when you don't get what i meant
but that's ok, chill dude, sorry if u got ofended
stargirlsusan 3 years ago
God I love him
XxpixiluvxX 3 years ago 7
I love how his voice gets all screechy when he's passionate. It's amusing.
hugatree10 3 years ago 8
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What is Craig Ferguson's appeal?
kirthgerson 3 years ago
Craig for president? That would make for hilarious State-of-the-unions.
"My fellow Americans... It's a great day for America!" :D
gcalvanetten 3 years ago 11