Brooke Alvarez Must Decide Between "Watch The Throne" And "Carter IV"

[Aletheophile]

South Park joke

[djtoolhead]

Fuck yea

[ladawg81]

I <3 brooke

[helix4811]

Lil Wayne is a fug...Yes, a fug

[joeevalt]

She likes it raw and nasty!

[TheCinemaReporter]

Watch the Throne. If you had asked Carter 3 or Watch the throne, than i would go with wayne. Wayne's not at his best right now

[raye60011]

That sh*t cray

[grandeTO9]

Lol at Tyler the Hater's allusion to Tyler the Creator. P.S. Listen to Tyler the Creator over both Jay Z and Lil Wayne.

[AnimeAngelification]

lmao

[aquiace]

Can we drop the pretense and just call this the Brooke Alvarez show now? The Onion has become as unfunny as the last season of Family Matters, except the new lead character has less charm and wit than Steve Urkel.

[CrimeLife13]

Neither

Cats and Dogs by Ev

[SocaTrain]

she is legend

[MAYof90]

(ﾟOﾟ)＼(- -;

[Burntcurry]

neck

[AustrianChaos]

I'm not going to whine about the declining quality of TheOnion. I'm not going to whine about the declining creativity of TheOnion. I'm not going to complain about the dwindeling content of TheOnion. I'm not going to complain about the lack of Clifford Banes' absence on TheOnion.

Seriously. Everything is great.

[DarkAsSilver]

@AustrianChaos I disagree I can't stand how Clifford banes has been phased out, he made this great

[AustrianChaos]

@DarkAsSilver

The thing is, he never even showed up (well, except this one time where he was wearing a woman's suit), so that's why I miss his absence. =/

[DarkAsSilver]

@AustrianChaos he was in almost everything before the onion started videos =P

[Offended83Shadow]

oh so funny a white middle aged lady talking about hip hop. MY GOD this is so original. The onion has gotten SOOOOO much better since IFC put them on the air. I mean it's not like the show has become an empty clone of its self AT ALL. I especially LOOOVED the special on the teenage girl losing her V-tag what a thought provoking display of news satire.I really mean this. Reeeeaaallyyy.

[mekman4]

I thought she was talking about the "Game of Thrones." Boy, am I out of the loop. Do you kids still play the 2600? Man "Breakout" is a fun game!

[P0IS0N]

Brooke, are you available saturday night?

[cobolt13]

Milf.

[krunkaintdead69]

Carter IV or Watch the throne? Fuck you bitch, you want hip hop go pick up Lethal Injection or Amerikkkas Most Wanted. 

[LaPicturesque]

@krunkaintdead69 calm down gangsta. classics are classics. she was comparing two albums, not all albums.

[krunkaintdead69]

@LaPicturesque Yeah but Lil Wayne and Kanye west arent exactly good hiphop.

[Armagedn12]

@krunkaintdead69 You realize this is News Satire and not a serious analysis of underground hip-hop, right?

[LaPicturesque]

DAT SHIT CRAY

[xJoeEDangerouslyx]

@LaPicturesque I think you missed the "Z" key. Also, your caps lock seems to be on.

[Rocketman1337z]

mkay

[FastforceRs]

Her. Neck. Is. So. Long!

[NoisemakerArrow]

I don't like Brooke Alvarez.

[oilpit]

Let's pretend that lil wayne is the best because we know nothing of real hip hop...

[alacar91]

what about metal, bitch

[charlienap94]

I would've picked All 6's And 7's....

[madwithhats]

I would let this woman ride my face until I pass out.

[Scorix]

BALL SO HARD.

[RokiTVGaming]

Watch the throne!!!!

[ThadKs]

Lil Wayne is a faggot

[Roton7]

Watch The Throne is art. And I don't even listen to rap.

[themunkrikt]

Rittz kills all!!

[LEFT4BASS]

I'm sorry, but the Onion is not nearly as great as it used to be. What happened to Newsroom, In the Know, and Today Now? Those were hilarious. These Brooke Alvarez videos and news summaries are not nearly as funny as the old Onion was.

[helix4811]

@LEFT4BASS

I agree, but it's better than nothing.

[Brust90]

stupid question askers... ahaha this cahnel ROCKS

[organichipmunk]

NOOOO Watch the Throne wrecks Carter IV

[Snortemup]

I have a question for you brook. Why are you such a stupid unfunny cunt?.

[p3on]

@Snortemup haha damn son that's pretty fucking clever

[nuurahk83]

there are no stupid questions, just stupid answers from a retarded blonde cunt with a bad botox job.

[SomTervo]

Jay-Z + Kanye > Lil Wayne

[baraka1992]

You like lil wayne?FUCK U THEN

[notanerdlingerrr]

what happened to In The Know :(??

[Proletariat12]

I can't get over that amazing neck.

[BrutusEmpire]

I LOVE BROOK!!

[WhiteyMcKrackerHonke]

Her show is not funny

[spiderweb20]

i totally thought this was about game of thrones and some other show i hadn't heard of before... lol

[eastrend]

oh harro. i new citizen of united states country. why people watch throne? we have democracy yes? YES? if there monarch in country i leaving to mexico, i run away from home land because of king. and lil wayne? why wayne so little? why he not big wayne? is he related to the president carter? or coach carter? so many questions..

[HyyRisque]

Jayz's shit.

[rist98]

Wow... what a quote "There are no stupid questions, just stupid question askers..." Amazing...

[lemonrind]

Brooke Alvarez is a pretty lady.

[FREAKout59]

eminem for ever..

[Sacaen]

Gotta love her closing quips.

[MrFlyingflipflop]

WATCH THE THRONE

[Redlocokixx]

we all askers lol

[YeahDeylikeME]

mmmmh...like it raw and nasty? i bet you do...

[zabadoohp]

She is the Old Spice Man of women. Anyone else?

[bubblemuffinxp]

raw and nasty. rofl. lil wayne fucking sucks and he's hard to look at.

[Sonic3nKnuckles]

If you like your hip hop raw and nasty, you wouldn't be fuckin with lil wayne.

[aznlilhero]

Watch the Throne

[xXUnforgivingKarmaXx]

Bitch you dont listen to no rap! Else you would choose throne.

[Nielsen700]

Giraffe.

[dinodragster]

Lil Wayne is such a faggot. It's all about nas wax

[bobzilla211]

much as share brooke's love for weezy, there is clearly no contest. C4 was lacklustre and watch the throne is a fucking masterpiece.

[andrespereyda]

that was funny. still milfy

[DazmoTube]

what happened to that weird old fucker you cant understand?

[Hockeysktr17]

I fucking hate Brooke Alvarez..she's killing Onion videos.

[steveo32oz]

What can be considered as Hip-Hop now-a-days? Nothing from what I've heard, and yet many Underground Hip-Hop artists go unknown because of the slavery towards media, commercialism, and radio.

Long live Hip-Hop, which was once conscious.

[oilpit]

@steveo32oz duh...popular music sucks because it's popular. Everyone knows that.

[jeremyshambles]

chuck d is the best rapper ever, almost the only one that is listenable...oh and bushwick bill as well. what a voice....

[Snowflake70]

Rap and hip hop rot the brain - I advise against it under any and ALL Frickin' circumstances A men and I don't believe in whatever......

[asphyxiafeeling]

@Snowflake70

And that's precisely the reason why NO ONE should listen to you. You are seriously dense if you think a genre of music rots the brain. Looking at your music tastes, I'm shocked you'd be so ignorant! There is beautiful music in every genre, hip hop included. You obviously haven't looked hard enough if you think it's all bad !! Get outside more!

[NobodysOffTheHook]

Rofl

[JMZLWS]

What is your opinion of the musical genre of dubstep? If you think positively of it, what is your favorite song in the genre? If not, why?

[ricki388]

well he is illuminati

[tevezteveztevez]

that's easy, both albums are outright trash

[Scrumtrulescent21]

@tevezteveztevez how does it feel to be the wrongest human alive

[Jeremiah2450]

Where in the hell did you get all that from?

And by the way, Freemasons are from all aspects of society but I never said they were Freemasons. I just think its stupid to promote it. They promote it as a joke?

[RoundenBrown]

All Eyez on Me (1996) - 2Pac

[VirginiaTagz]

Watch the Throne is not of this world. It shouldnt be compared with a fucking rap album just because it came out in the same year. Fuck rap. WTT is not rap that shit is a time machine to the future.

[plazmixplazmix]

That shit cray, carter was shit. WTC

[Kurosaki897]

BAD MEETS EVIL: HELL THE SEQUEL!!!!!

But Watch the Throne is much better.

[Ozydaeus]

lol, Tyler-The-Hater.

[rieselsanta]

Which is more musical, rap or country music? I'm sure Brooke could have a ton of fun answering this question.

[mikeb929man1]

They both suck shit

[ljb265]

both suck

[iannetta11]

I like Lynyrd Skynyrd.

[recaked]

Brooke you so gangsta.

[mistaspot1]

Hip hop is garbage.

[HennesseyHPE1000]

@mistaspot1 Whatever music you listen to is garbage. It's an opinion, keep it to yourself, because no one gives a shit.

[Bugside]

[insert sex joke about raw and nasty here]

[MrEZDizzle]

HOW THE FUCK CAN SHE SAY THE CARTER IV IS BETTER???? THAT SHIT CRAY!!!!!!!!

[magsu743]

THE NUMBERS MASON!! WHAT DO THEY MEAN!!!

[To411u]

Good Call Brooke!!

[Degslon]

waxdotcomdotcom

[ApsisApocynthion]

Does this shirt make my neck look long?

[Jugularkill]

@ApsisApocynthion I know it's a comedy sketch but she should get a shirt in the right size, it's taking viewers focus off the joke

[penvsword]

@ApsisApocynthion i've always loved modiglianian women

[RunningHalo3andMW2]

Is it just me... or could she easily be a pornstar?

[Rydahshit]

@RunningHalo3andMW2 It's just you

[To411u]

@RunningHalo3andMW2 Its just u lol :p

[joejoesrevenge2]

Lil wayne is so overrated. I have lost so much respect for Brooke.

[lateowlearlybird]

Tyler the Hater lol

[thelankytank]

as kanye would say, "dat shit cray"

[vansman93wow]

Haha all the comments are obviously from people who dont listen to hip hop/rap, its ignorant to say one genre of music is "shit".

[Jeremiah2450]

Both think Masonic or Illuminati symbolism is cool.

[To411u]

@Jeremiah2450 True true!!

[Jugularkill]

Jeremiah2450 Seriously dude! There are people robbing hundreds of billions from tax payers you probably don't care who they are but you think a couple of hip hop rappers are in evil cults because you watched a brainwashing youtube video with spooky music. Get the fuk out of here with that bullshit Illuminati was brought back into pop culture "facts mixed with fiction" as a joke and somehow stupid people took it way too serious. Even if it was present celebrities would be the last people in it

[WeaponOfMyDestructio]

just torrent both derp

[tuseroni]

so this is how much i know about hip hop, i thought this was a question about watching something called "the throne"(game of thones?) or something called "carter IV"

did not notice the use of quotation marks either...so add reading comprehension to that list...

either way hip-hop sucks.

[FistyCarrera]

cyber-stalking Wolf Blitzer, grrrr!

[Some1Had2SayIt1]

both brutal

[Andrewthesportguy]

I find "that shit crazy" since she chose the Carter iV. I guess she doesn't "ball so hard"

[JDaKingman]

C4

[Mexxico57]

Watch the Throne is the shit, Carter IV is just shit.

[Steve7508]

Hey Brooke, what happened to your HOOdie?

[ultimatejesus]

I love Jay Z but I hate Kanye. I'm so torn.

[Qermaq]

When she said "raw and nasty" I spooged a little. Just sayin'.

[h3ftw]

lil wayne is cancer to hip hop

[Textra1]

@h3ftw

Hip Hop is cancer to Hip Hop.

[silverdice22]

@h3ftw as hip hop is cancerous to music

[h3ftw]

@silverdice22 that a pretty ignorant outlook on music seeing as you clearly know nothing about hip hop, i say lil wayne is cancer because thats what u think hip hop is but real hip hop is rhythmic poetry not bosting about bitches and cars

[silverdice22]

@h3ftw ok so it's somewhat musical, but it doesn't change the fact that there aren't more than 10 hip hop songs that we can look back on 10 years from now and still enjoy

[h3ftw]

@silverdice22 i could name probs 50 easy just gotta know were to look

[Dleger13]

@h3ftw hip hop is cancer to music

[mdossantos047]

@Dleger13 Your close-mindedness towards music is a cancer.

[Dleger13]

@mdossantos047 i'm not being closed-minded. i actually used to listen to rap music. i was merely stating my opinion in a manner to mimic a previous comment. rap music just isn't for me, but at least its not country (also not for me) lol

[laputadetumadre11]

@mdossantos047 aww someones is hurt because the majority of us don't like nigger music that's been dead for over a decade

[mdossantos047]

@laputadetumadre11 lol unless you listen to country or classical music exclusive, then we all listen to african inspired music

[alfredoking14]

@mdossantos047 so true almost all pop music is rooted in rhythm & blues.

[snewso]

@Dleger13 i don't even think hip hop qualifies as "music"

[hiothezebra]

@Dleger13 Each to their own.

[Dleger13]

@hiothezebra indeed

[ScrewLimbBizkit]

@Dleger13

this is what 13 year old boys obsessed with Avenged Sevenfold actually think.

[shafta99]

i'd rather listen to nails scraping a chalkboard!

[wafflesofchaos]

Nigger music is for niggers

[Ottoplemeniti]

@wafflesofchaos Whoa. 19'th century much?

[1Mastermind1990]

@wafflesofchaos except we don't make up nearly half of the financial gain in the music industry. 12% of America's populous is made of us Blacks. If every man, woman, child and infant were to buy one CD, the industry would crumble. One part of the population doesn't make for the sales of Rap/ Hip Hop. But you wouldn't kow that as talking out of your ass and loving the smell of your own farts is much more self satisfying for a ignorant piece of trash like yourself. Go play in traffic, blindfolded!

[wafflesofchaos]

@1Mastermind1990 "If every man, woman, child and infant were to buy one CD, the industry would crumble."

Because that sentence made a lot of sense. Dumb niggers being dumb.

[1Mastermind1990]

@wafflesofchaos I didn't think I needed to hold your hand and explain a simple concept. What the problem is, is that you can't put two and two together. Let me speak in more simpler terms ...Black man buy CD. Black woman buy CD. Black kids buy CD. All Black people buy rap CD, and still no enough to sustain big music industry. If only Black buy Rap/Hip Hop CD, could not sustain half of one company with 2 best selling artist... There you go! Now I know you're too dumb to understand, so try okay!!

[DefenceSpeech]

Brooke Alvarez is a mule herding banshee. Don't trust that evil woman!

[meavid]

To The Extreme.

[27animefreak]

SHINee? :3

[TheTortugaTanker]

Both albums are by niggers.

[MegaAnticap]

@TheTortugaTanker love it or leave it skin head

[TheTortugaTanker]

@MegaAnticap

I'd rather eradicate it - much like what needs to be done to your family, banana bandit.

[TheTortugaTanker]

@Fangtorn

Much obliged, good sir.

[euricdinkins]

@OtherSideOfSanity I would give it to her as she now! I love milf pussy

[MaObi007]

There're no such thing as stupid questions, just stupid people asking questions like is this comment stupid?

[godlikeangel]

all i heard was raw and nasty.

[AridSea]

long neck is long

[ThirdRAILKink]

Fuck Rap and Hip-hop.

[DarthSinistris]

@ThirdRAILKink I should create 200 more profiles just to upvote this comment.

[rogahiznumba1]

Throne is way better

[xfactor0693]

Friend of the People!!!

[blacksncommercials]

Lil wayne is raw and nasty like a festering boyle

[MadeinBangladesh0235]

fuck mainstream

[KoticNdeavor]

I prefer the send-off "That Guy With the Glasses" has: There's no such thing as a stupid question until you ask it."

[BattleMania]

Fuck mainstream rappers. Almost everyone that is famous nowadays either went to shit or sucked ass to begin with. If you want actual lyrics and great beats find someone on youtube. Wax, Herbal T, Watsky, DFD, they are all amazing rappers.

[SagaciousSilence]

I'm a stupid-comment writer!