French Village Bans Dying

[EzeCoyote]

So many idiots in the comment section...

They're doing it so the government will get them the money.

[Turtan4]

Haha , i bet the city has few anarchists :P

[azntranc3951]

if you caught dying, you will be sentenced ... to death !

wait... fuck.

[LukeDeathbane]

and so, the Le facepalm was invented

[MegaCupstacker]

The next law is that you can't sit down probably

[AuroraNicoleEV]

"................" no i mean it.

[iAmirx]

Death penalty is the sanction?

[fuyuseetaa]

What a... lively village...

I'm seriously wondering what the penalty for murder in the village is, though... A death penalty? Oh, wait...

[HolyGK]

That mayor is very smart, at least he found a way to put pressure on the french gouvernement to get more land for it's graveyard ! So peope insulting him or the french people are just ridiculous.

[glamourofhope]

lol it will be damn ironic if he die first

[230987fr]

Why do you go in france for hollydays if you don't like french. English are pigs. Your country is degenerate. I fuck your english mom all every summer when you come in France

[Infinite90b]

@230987fr Then just stick to your own language instead of butchering ours with your broken English.

[tommaxsimonandy]

is this where bbc send bruce forside inbetween series of strictly?

[iLikeSushiXD]

If, you die, you'll get a death penalty.

[phillips1993]

That's how zombie outbreaks starts.

[FlubbaJubbaNoonga]

Why couldn't he just tell people not to bury their dead relatives in that town? so stupid.

[BtiGold]

Keep clicking 0:49

[Mr1diot]

Well there goes the death penalty xD

[gangell7]

did he die? *Lol*

[hiddenstampede]

Nani...? 8D!?

[marineman345]

Anyone depressed? got a gun and has money to go to France? YAYZZZZZ BREAK THE LAW

[MileygirlJ12]

so, the mayor wants everyone in the village to be immortal..?

good luck with that...

[TheJosh111b]

imagine if the mayor died :)

[ScreamingDeadLungs]

i hope i dont die from laughter at this video...

[hhhhbk2006dx]

bodoh

[Nahzalos]

I think he did it so whoever didn't allow the graveyard extension would fucking wake up.

[germ604]

hey does anyone know the name of the song??? would really appreciate if you let me know :)

[blackfang92130]

Well, the woman at the end don't exactly said what was written. She said it's a good choice because it's unacceptable to be refused such an extension. It's a politic measure.

[schnurren]

Thumbs up if OMGFacts brought you here

[kingslave021]

@schnurren thats getting old

[CoNfuseRyep]

The Dragon Ball search begins!

[damion1707]

I'm guessing it will be more of some kind of burden on the families of the deceased for the punishment. It's just like if you died and you were in debt, that debt is now passed along to the family.

[colosal95z]

Die and your dead body will be beaten to death

[healerofearth]

O_O wtf the mayor controls death or somthing lol anyone who dies will get his soul taken by satan

[richmariahemancipate]

@healerofearth only soul? but what about the body? so satan should get the body as well lol

[healerofearth]

@richmariahemancipate so if you die satan will rape your body XD

[DevannNicolee]

How to you punish the dead. They're dead! What more can you do? Idiot. XD

[highvoltage47]

If you die you will go to jail for life..... wait.....

[pichu9000]

What if ze mayor dies?

Lol.

Anyway, they probably do something to the family.

[Maxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxim]

No dying? All the people in that town are old..

[BlkMagik]

People obviously didn't pay attention to the video. The mayor did this sarcastically because the court denied his request to extend the town's graveyard.

[mutetus]

What do you know, French actually do wear berets!

[smashingpoop]

so that guy is immortal

[000FoxSnake000]

Wow that whole towns on meth

[Justgoodvids]

Cremations ...

[Probablyacowtbh]

Well that's thinking outside the box......

*badoom* *tch*

[mynameis2cool4u]

@MuskCo LOL YES I DID

[toxicwaste70]

-"what will happen to me if i die?"

-you will stop living HA!

[ghettomuffinsz]

this is fucked



[11meow11]

"What will happen to me if I die?"

I really doubt anyone is asking themselves that question.

[water5000]

even though he is going to die soon anyway too...

[inspectertaz]

how the hell is dying 'banned' in the french village? lack of space? i got an idea. STUFF EM IN THE SAME COFFIN. the ones who already died years ago is probably dust by now

[Slashfiend]

It's a rather clever political ploy, actually. A story this unusual is bound to get press, which in turn will embarrass and shame the local government. They're going to get the extension on their graveyard, mark my words.

[PjMonito]

So what if you die, for two minutes and come back as a zombie? Is that allowed?

[SoJuiceySoWeedy]

dont die or we'll find a way to bring you back to life, lock you in a room and make you talk to Micky Rooney until you'v been driven completely insane...in the membrane..

[iLolige]

That just sums up the French in 1 and a half minutes

[TrollingForYou]

THATS IT!!!! 10 years in prison for those who die!

[RandomAccount360]

Dont Die or i'll Kill you. :P

[GoSuNiguy]

Idiocy at its finest.

[AidenJSS]

What if I said, "I'm not going to die. I just plan on not living?"

[DancingNinja2010]

What you're gonna do, fine my dead corpse? Fucking villagers. xD

[theamazingempiricist]

fuck you i'll die when i feel like it

[manush203]

hahaha

this is so stupid that it could be american

[martinmovies999]

Oh, so the Frenchies are actually as stupid as Clouseau in The Pink Panther.

[jagjagin]

another bubonic plague

[metalhoodmetalhood2]

'oh no my grandma died' - 'that will be 300$ fee!'

[ShOtGuN909]

@metalhoodmetalhood2 my response = "I don't know that lady at all."

[Gabrasca]

the same happens in Roncadelle, Brescia, Italy

[G3org3Master]

"I can die when I want." really now?

[murdoch2486]

i think someone has been taste testing a bit too much wine?!

[lightsidera]

Thumbs up if you want to die in that village, just to see how you will be sanctioned. <3

[RemixPicture]

And the next day there was a massacre...

[b00353]

haha inferior old people 

[theteacher010]

Pretty fucking stupid indeed.

[gothicgrace]

The title alone made me laugh ahahaha

[Kan2209]

What's the punishment?

[paronfisk]

Ew, he has some white stuff on his lip

[bennyOnDrugs]

They'd make the best prisoners ever.

[j35530ku75u]

@bennyOnDrugs hahahahaha!

[Verde830]

cremation?

[ridingisasport]

What if there was an accidental death?

[EclipseWhites]

is this like the french version of The Onion?

[nght5tlkr]

So if someone were to kill another there, who'd get into more trouble?

[ThisIsAeroPlane]

lol hes going to die and no ones gonna give a shit bc of his stupid law

[cjgill3]

that mayor is a dumbfuck

[sicknparanoid]

to put it bluntly, thats just retarded

[PalkaSvechi]

but... it won't fucking matter because they're already dead, did these guys even think this through?

[FelixTheHouseFreak]

@BratedVideos Its supposed to be a funny come back to the people who did not allow the grave yard to be extended.

[ummmwhatnow]

Lol are these french stupid? Or we just misinterpreting the use of their language? Either way man that has gotta be one of the dumbest laws i've heard.

[FelixTheHouseFreak]

@ummmwhatnow Its supposed to be a funny come back to the people who did not allow the grave yard to be extended.

[aznlilhero]

damn, not even sometimes?

[CultistOfTheBeyond]

Graveyards are part of an old burial rite ideology that is now outdated and environmentally dangerous.

[skeebert]

Someone should beat him until he WANTS to die, and then impeach his ass for planning to break the law.

[311fob]

Basically what they're saying is that there is no more places for burials.

They won't help you when you die.

[prinon95]

wtf is this bulshit lol

[jigglypuff1337]

French...

[altoids79762]

for epic trlling im ganna die in that town and have ppl go ape shit

[WeLoveWong]

i think the mayor himself is gonna die pretty soon.

[Freshboot]

Lol, Not stereotyping anything with the Bur-ray? Huh?

[awsomosaurus995]

but honestly (not really), if I lived there, I'd probably march into the mayor's office and shoot myself in the head. (or get a friend to do it, somehow) Why? For the Lulz, of course

[KidsWithGuns1992]

Fucking you tube advertisements!!!!!!! They need to fuck off, this place used to be so much better before all that pretentious bullshit.

[MrNDSteinbach]

@KidsWithGuns1992 Get ad block plus!

[KidsWithGuns1992]

@MrNDSteinbach !?!?!?!?!?!?!? You can get something to block the ads on the videos?!?!?1?!? Holy sheet. Where at?

[AnotherSchmoe]

@KidsWithGuns1992

It's a plug-in for Mozilla Firefox, Google "AdBlock Plus"

[Oneofthosecoolkids]

@AnotherSchmoe

kind of ironic that your are using a service ,finding the adblocker, provided by the same firm that puts the ads up there in the first place.

[DaveSpectacular]

@KidsWithGuns1992 Oh, you mean the advertisements that pay for this website?

[KidsWithGuns1992]

@DaveSpectacular Yes, the advertisements that YouTube used to place at the top or the side of the page which didn't interfere with the actual videos.

[DaveSpectacular]

@KidsWithGuns1992 You mean the ones that nobody eve payed attention at?

They made no money.

By using the new types of adverts, it forces the viewer to watch it. Meaning more people may be interested.

[KidsWithGuns1992]

@DaveSpectacular I suppose, but they managed to last on that for many years before resorting to the before-video ads. I mean these even have the pop-up ones that are in the video, which aren't so bad - just shits me. But whatever this is going no-where, so lets not.

[DaveSpectacular]

@KidsWithGuns1992 k

[N1CKZzZzZzZzz]

the French never cease to amaze me :)

[u1b2]

guys, relax. he is doing this to draw public attention to the lack of graveyard space. He is doing this in a hilarious and existential french way. I think the Onion missed a good news story. 

[EchoplexTheUltimatum]

@u1b2 Shh!

[ThisIsAeroPlane]

@u1b2 the onion never uses actual stories.. js, though you're right at first i thought this was from the onion in my subscription box

[PyroMighty]

leave it to the french...

[Tattas999]

Ok, I guess I'm gonna have to reschedule my death to when I'm in another town.

Wait, what?

[Colorfusion1]

Die, and we will fine y- No, wait...

Die, and we will give you the death senta- No, That will not work either..

Die, and.. Well, Just don't!

[101GameGuru]

@Colorfusion1 ingenius ;)

[IauthenticI]

It's just a form of a statement. Too bad the villagers could end up paying for it.

[LazingProductions]

Death sentence for those who don't follow the rules.

[xFlyswatterx]

Lol? I'm dead.. burn me, torture me, jail me... fuck me? I won't be giving a shit :D!

[Evrenovic]

Lol, he will be the one dying first. Old piece of french shit.

[230987fr]

@Evrenovic , why do you insult the french, we have done nothing to the English. I fuck you, son of bitch. I fuck your mother, english pig !!!!!!!!!!!

I fuck english and americannnnnnnn, band of pigs

[BakedB4Bed]

@230987fr this is why everyone hates the fucking french.

[gamegenieeditor]

If you die, you get put to death!... wait, what?

[migselv16896]

you get arrested for dying.. okay fair enough.

[psychoklown66]

haha typical... I agree with this ban because it doesn't apply to me... I already have a family lot.... sheesh.

[ltsDj]

lmao well it makes sense but i think hes just doing that for attention

[JayDeLart]

Yeah, go somewhere else to suddenly die, people!!!

[joshuachan56]

If that mayor suddenly dies in that town, his family is fucked....

[artazhar84]

what!!