Sony playstation 9 the future of gaming in year 2078

[EncryptedApple]

Teleport your TODAY!

[lkeve]

Gives me goosebumps every time.

[cmauger86]

Ok the year is 2078 and Sony fell at the hands of LG 40 years ago and the Playstation is now an LG project and the current console out right now is the LG PSXVI and none of that shit comes with it. A new type of 3-D comes with it and an accelerated nVidia x780 gtx 3.2 ZB DDR14 GPU and an accelerated Intel Pentium x128 core 2.8 Zhz CPU with 12ZB of DDR16 Ram.

[pyphagarus]

111years old! That's what I'd be!

[Excyis]

Sony eat shit and die

[xReaperrsx]

Teleport yours today :D

[2000anas2000]

i will be 78 haha im born in 2000!!

[sandrika22]

But we already have this kind of thing, they are called LSD, Mushroom, Weed etc.

[CreepyMonsterKock]

I'll be like 84 yrs old when this comes out. I'm gonna live that long just to play on PS 9 or whatever other shit that will come out.

[lkeve]

Sex!

[pumpbreaks]

i just pissed my pants

[lkeve]

@Exxc1ncT LMAO! You mad bra

[katakisLives]

Sony were clearly very optimistic about the future at this stage! the PS2 was a titan when it was released and looked so powerful! never in a million years would I have thought at the height of the PS2 that the PS3 would be lagging behind all the other consoles!

[dowmein]

PC 2011, I'm playing this shit right now.

[IMATROOOLLL]

Hello from the year 2357! this thing looks like a piece of shit!

[eventfularse]

Playstation 9: Cocaine in a glass sphere.

[milwaukeerican5]

@eventfularse all it is is a ball filled with coke once opened the coke enters thru the nose giving you an intense gaming experience...caution is habit forming and recharging is expensive as fuck

[MrBLUEMAN3000]

ill be 79 when this comes out

[lkeve]

@MrBLUEMAN3000 I'll be dead when this comes out.

[FutureScience2012]

@lkeve Not entirely true, humans might live longer than they do now by the next 30 to 40 years from now, some say we might even be able to live maybe to our 150th or 200th B-day and still move around like we are in our 40s, but I highly doubt it, I can dream.

[scullboi]

fuck dis ima go play ps10

[Zoza15]

In the Year 2078 in gaming?.

I believe that gaming has evolved so incredibly fast that we can put ourselves in? :P

Well if i cant make it to 2078?, then my Future Children will!..

[Thevideoclown]

@Zoza15 They won't survive the great famine of 2049. You've been warned.

[Zoza15]

This isnt impossible either, in 2020 or 2025 we will have neuron enhancement augmentation implants in our brains, Its either knowledge or abillities could be added to the human brain..

But the applications scientists have now need to be proven better before progressing in that neuron enhancement technique..

[lkeve]

@Zoza15 Yeah what he said!

[SONOFADBAG]

this is definitely fake because nobodys a fat fuck and everyones skinney. everyone at about that time will probably be over weight.

[idontfkinknow1234]

Consoles of the future will be shaped like dildos so console fags can play by sticking them up their ass.

[ShadowGunner82]

Well shoot, I'm 33 right now...any chance on creating life extending augmentations?

[Nosole123]

I want to be frozen in time.

[lxempire909]

I hope ill live long enough to expirence that

[SuperDenisgabriel]

At things are going I don't thing the world will last that long.

[classicsguy626]

@SuperDenisgabriel During the Cold War, people also thought that the world wouldn't last through today, just sayin.

[YoMama844]

ummm you can still game when you're like 80 right?

[DamienNightmarish]

PS9 = Methamphetamine

[Erick53397]

That thing releases when my children has children xD

[Doomhollows]

at 0:33 i thought it said full hobo lmao

[jthunder93]

to answer the question asked of what porn would be like I am pretty sure if you want to screw an anime chick you can at that point men wont want women no more lol

[animekoalaXD]

the year 2078 me:i remember when i was a young whippersnappper like yourself there was the playstation 3,it had good graphicsand you could go online grandson- -sigh- wow that sucks how is that entertaining who needs controlers-laughs-  me:............

[animekoalaXD]

IM GOING TO ASK MY GRANDKIDS FOR THIS AT MY 80TH =D

[danielzilla60]

@Exxc1ncT figure that all by your self....

[Yawgmothmel]

why 2079, if the average lifespan of a console is around 5 to 6 years, then Ps9 should come out at around 2040, and considering how fast technology develops now, it will develop even faster in the future. So probably we will expect that rate to decrease, instead 5 to 6 years to maybe 2 years.

[MaxxGaming]

Dang I want this already! Cant wait

[144Slaya]

HOLY SHITZ I WANT THIS!!!! will I even be alive by then? :'( WHY MUST ALL THE GOOD THINGS COME OUT WHEN I WILL BE DEAD?!

[zannzuchii]

that is beast! i hope i live til 2078 to

[Ubermicrocunt]

My son will play that thing...in the mean while I'll be something in an other dimension 0_0

[sLiChEs13]

I wonder what porn would be like on the playstation 9 :D

[jeppewie1206]

it only one game: the same thing as without prestetio.. just no rules.. then you will belive the real world is prestetio and go on a killign spree. and bam, you are to jail! sorry for ma language i is japans.

[1059232]

This is so funny watching this in 2083

[BentMurrs231921]

sony can you make a eternal living drink :)

[champayne17]

Dammit I will be an old fuck by the time this is released :(

[jeffreylazo303]

fk it ill jack the Delorean in 1986 and travel to 2078 at age 13 :)

[gerry7man555]

in 2078 il be playing BF 81 O_O

[TheBrandonRegan]

Damn I cant wait to play COD with that thing!!!

[gerry7man555]

@TheBrandonRegan fuck COD

[TheBrandonRegan]

@gerry7man555 Ill agree im not a big fan of COD, infact I think its overrated but it was the first FPS series that came to mind

[gerry7man555]

@TheBrandonRegan NOT!

[TheTekTv]

They already invented that its kalled crack

[smukase]

side-effects include poverty, hallucinations, sexual dysfunction, insomnia, anxiety disorders and other types of brain damage e.t.c. i think they r trying to kill us >_>

[DjQuitex]

see the movie G4MER and you will be more excited :D

[firesanker]

In 2078 I will be playing FIFA 78 or 77, :D

[habibm19]

@firesanker hahahahahaha. Yes.....yes indeed :)

[sanjapan]

The Wii U and Kinect still have some catching up to do.

[sgtmcguckin16]

This will probably help me quit smoking because I wanna be alive if they pull this off! :P On the other hand a piano might fall on me ..

[RobertCrozier123]

that is awsome, too bad it wont ever happen. so much brain damage would be caused. would be like A/C where he gets out of the atamus and has hillucinations. some people will be so into the games, that they will mistake the real world from reality and be stuck in the virtual gaming world because they wont want to come out. why do you think that the gaming companies dont do virtual reality. think about it, we have the tech to do it, but they are afraid of all those who will get too into it.

[OneMightyThor]

i will fucking play 24/7

[Assassin97PKW]

yey only 67 years left.... cant wait

[hassanjamal93]

lol instead of actually playing the game ima be fucking the ladies in it haha

[NHKNihon]

mark

[01hcirich01]

I'd hate to get hacked!

[vyseskies]

I prefer the 16 bit era.

Its unbeatable

[daviude]

haha ps3 will be down till then bro

[0zzy2012]

I wonder if ps3 will be back Online by then

[redblade0]

Nintendo released this in 2074.

[mulisharobbo]

Hope im around to see something like this..

[hazzard77]

I have a PS9, my favourite game to play is called "The Matrix".

[Kingportable]

imagine if this had bluetooth

[Ronkovo]

How do you turn it off if it's in yer head? 0_O

[15551cue]

i think they are gonna make videogames that look like pod capsules that you have to step into an you patch cords on your body to feel apart of the game....but all peoples alive now will not live long enough to see it lol

[CyphenPhsyX]

@15551cue

Not true, people will live longer so those who born this year or even in 2000 most probably will witness this new tech, altho they will be old ^^

[smallville0forever]

that kind of technology will drive me insane

[SMGJohn]

Oh yeah, no need to use XBOX9001 Kinect 6 now that PS9 will come out

[NoobSoldier2006]

rather just play the PS2, much more fun.

[MonsterRage]

Damn, grandad (me) vs my grand grand grand son lol :)

Me: I remember... in 1982... i mean 2011... there was the PS3

Son: Grandad! I don't give a fuck! xD

[pilsvern]

Omg can't wait my 92 birthday

[splldrong]

@pilsvern LFMAO!!!

[Symeon94]

That would suck instead of be great, it 'll be like in matrix, we 'll be living in this world that is better because we lead it. And one day we'll forgot the true one, so if one day that kind of stuff exist it will destroy humanity.

[soldier2119]

If this technology is released, some people may have difficulties to make the difference between reality and the game - the brain won't know how to make the difference if all senses are stimulated during the game. And others would like to stay in the games, that are much more easier and funnier than our daily life.

But even with these problems, it would be a great technology ! :D

[Aphradonis]

Neural interface is the future, but there will almost certainly not be a PS9 due to the cloud and affordable, easy to use PCs.

[Aphradonis]

Imagine what people in 1911 would've thought of this.

[David19J91]

what happens when your done playing?

[Videoforthewin]

@David19J91 you explode!!

[15551cue]

@David19J91 hit the power button

[tygergamer]

By that Tim they will already perfected Tim traval

[tygergamer]

Hay online nano consul it goes right into ur brain and play a game instantly through ur mind

[spudinator2]

2078 and all they can muster is 360p i am dissapointment.

[DeaDecoNomy]

so basically its just one big acid trip ?

[tacos0816]

lol for all we know the biggest system by then will be the onlive.

if you dont know what an onlive is just look it up its called: onlive micro console

[SkiPpEr1561]

Fuck this......i Cannot wait Tht long or my Balls Will Croak!!!

[Caio569]

The beginning is ps1 fucktard

[Iaganatzi]

Sony will likely be long gone by 2078.

[Aphradonis]

@Iaganatzi Why? They've been around for 65 years.

[callmeflinstone]

fushigi



[TheCdeboy]

this isnt the ps9 ... its just the ps3 :)

[alexcheetah79]

Kinect got pwned!

[i1337G33k]

@alexcheetah79 yeah but you'll be dead the time it'll come out

[MrCitrusballs]

ps9 then at the end ps2 LOL

[SilentKiller8512]

imagine waking up in a room hearing a clown saying" you wanna play a game"

[niranjan40]

Damn, i hope i live till 2078...

[Syr456]

Holy shit... yeah, Sony's planning to kill people.

[willeyboy2]

i hope killzone 57 will be available then.

[LiftYourSkinnyFists]

@willeyboy2 lol

[rapolast]

lol. NFS or CS on ps9... sounds good

[zelldot]

the games on....... reboot..... (old cartoon i know, but yet fitting)

[Metallica475]

Wow i cant wait to play cod45 on this xD

[johannisco]

So the future will be like that.. little molekuls can fly in your nose and mind controll you.. damn thats some fked up shit.

[iSapan23]

Sony probably has thought about making this but they don't want to rape Microsoft.

[dijanibrown]

this is fake as hell i sony made ps 9 it wudnt cum out 2078 r u retarted or sumthing u cant do math ?

[maccamaster]

@dijanibrown hahaha well thankyou captain obvious.. its clearly a fucking joke, now stop crying.

[blinkz2much]

i think he jus sniffed sum futuristic meth

[discohunter12]

@blinkz2much I laughed at that haha

[DARKNINJAJCV763]

psp2

[minuteman360]

or I could buy an xbox and divide by zero..........xobox.

[Pentdad]

If you could go into the future you'll be amazed at how unrealistic this advert is. The world will hardly have changed. I predict a console that envalopes your room with graphics, possibly some virtual reality, but nothing like this.

[GodOfCreepers]

@Pentdad Look at how much the world has changed in the last 60 years, anythings possible.

[Pentdad]

@GodOfCreepers There will now be a slowdown I predict. Great technology leaps occur during war, and since the only current wars are against mad mullahs there will be no huge leaps like we saw in the mid 20th century. Maybe at the end of our lives a cure for most cancers will be found, weightloss can be done by simple pill, and alternative fuels will have been 'discovered'. But thats all me and you can hope for.

[ClockworkMyr]

I'll only be 87 by then...

[darko611]

@ClockworkMyr I'll be 84 :P ...i think

[TrickyPickyRicky123]

Guys guys calm down...... you can do anything. Remind you of somewhere? I'm talking about heaven for the people that catch on slow.

[KersaYeah]

nooooo one nows whats going to happen in the future the world could end tomorrow.

[317538]

i can`t wait....

[colinscorner46]

this isnt real right????

[Tomislav005]

@colinscorner46 Yeah it's real, you can see it's a real, pro made commercial.

[henriqueaqui]

@colinscorner46 Yeah, it's real.

[jackrabbitjumpbox]

that will be awsome, i'll only be 60 by that time!!!

[mjdubor]

damn ill be 88 when this comes out :( aging pills sounds like a great idea oh god plz i want to live forever so i can play advanced games. oh man i wish so bad i was born in the advanced future, i have no other wish

[qwertyromb14]

I dream about Left 4 Dead for this platform!

IT

SO

AWESOME!!!!

[XiaoFury]

Technology is ahead of itself.

[pmilleroly27]

Video games is the matrix and that means it will lead to the end of the world!

[consolima]

in a few years the whole world will be taken over by video games cos they wouldeve killed the whole of the human race!

lol but i wanna play!!

[iPodHacker1O1]

Dude you lost me with the PS9

[84camerakiller]

welcome to the Matrix

[StressFreeWorldWide]

mind control? the future is doomed

[HBKDX4]

@themastac metal geaaaaar.

[Nintendoguy5794]

I'll stick to a mouse+kb and a tv thanks...

[CenterEntertainment]

*wakes up falling*

[DjGalm]

@CenterEntertainment an inception reference eh?

[CenterEntertainment]

@DjGalm i didnt see inception

[5swords3]

imagine having sex on this... and why do those thingies go up your nose? why can't they shove something up my ass instead?

[dijanibrown]

@5swords3 lol

[xeronicus]

@5swords3

Have you ever seen sony prices? They already shoved something up it long long ago.

[SMOKES117]

@5swords3 dude your comment made my night......laughed my ass off

[Syr456]

@5swords3

ROFLMAO!

[Kingportable]

@5swords3 because that could be misinterpeted 

[Robeedle]

So I guess 4chan on ps9 will allow you to actually punch fucktards in the face for newfagging.

[keshaz12]

PS5...

[JusticeDK]

Im scare of virus... + was that godmode?

[Zoza15]

I dont like the idea when these bubbles are flying dirrectly into your nose..

I mean WTF! :P

I would sneez that motherfucker out!..

[uplusion22]

OMFG! Hackers...... I'll hate hackers even more!

[MW2TF141Prestige10]

Id probably rape someone..........

[iTzDark740]

What happens if it freezes up ? lol

[yerfdog1935]

@iTzDark740 YOU DIE!!!!!!!

[modeyv2]

I still want physical discs ! Jokes

[3choBlast3r]

lol teleport yours today ...

[NotMadeByMe]

uh i dont think ps2 was the first playstation champ

[theo1170]

the PS2 was the start of new generation gaming

[NotMadeByMe]

@theo1170 yeah. the start of a generation that has already ended

[theo1170]

@NotMadeByMe I mean blood in games, and stuff like that

[raynielbb]

Porno games on it.. mm.. nom nuts.

[SpicyXxTacoXxDude]

What? No cross-game voice chat STILL? lol

[creedman4400]

To be honest video games will probably not even exist then.

Hell we all probably will be dead considering the fact that humanity it's self probably will destroy it's self by then to.

But yeah if I live that long I will be like 90yo's or something like that with nothing to do but watch porn lol so hopefully everything I said before never happens and I could live my last days watching glorious virtual porn.

[3choBlast3r]

@creedman4400 pessimist

[GuysSeriously]

Sony will be bankrupt by then



[theo1170]

@GuysSeriously so will microsoft and nintendo

[SpearMinti]

I've got one and it's pretty good, the adrenal gland manipulation feature is especially thrilling.

[sesestro]

I'm probably dead when it's out well as i see the games today almost reach that graphics and for sure Xbox 720 or ps4 can do that and don't need to wait for ps9 it's just a theory and wii 2 maybe nintendo will change the 2d graphics to 8 bit yeah that's right by the way i know that's a live action commercial.

[PlinnRodolf]

what if..you sneeze?

does the game restarts? xD