American Inventor Reject Bottleslingguy

[TheGreatOldOnes]

I thought the bottle sling was some sort of penis sheath and the name was supposed to be like "banana hammock"

[seonvittumeitsi]

i tought he was gonna smoke a bong, but then i got let down

[jamesyp00s]

shits seriously a bad idea.

[Flyingcoffininspace]

GOOD JOB!!

[wywywy5]

? please explain wtf this is

[puffadderbite]

the doggy air conditioner ,..the batteries die or an elecrical problem while your shopping in the mall and your dog dies,..not a good idea to leave a pet in those dangerous places. Its a good idea for humans to use in work trucks that do not provide AC.

[HerrSchenkel]

Defensive much?

And so what if they broke the kid's heart? They acknowledged that he was a very intelligent kid (which they didn't have to do), but that one particular invention didn't cut it. The purpose of investing in a product is to make a profit, not to make people feel better.

[bottleslingguy]

Like I was serious.

[HerrSchenkel]

You sure seem serious to me...seriously butthurt.

[bottleslingguy]

maybe you're just a dumbass?

[HerrSchenkel]

Well, I am, but I'm still leagues above most.

[bottleslingguy]

I'm happy for you.Good job.Here's a pat on the head.

[TalkingWithMeRADIO]

@bottleslingguy you think your gonna get your stuff to sale if you talk like that too peoples? LOL

[vivace737]

ure a virgin...i can tell...either that or you fuck guys;;;

[LuckbasedDPS]

wow, i mean, ive seen retarded shit, but wow, seriously?

[bottleslingguy]

Come on, I spent millions of dollars and studied film in order to accomplish this.Like any of it is serious.What's retarded are the reactions it's getting.

[MontyPython134]

A 50 year guy that drinks from a baby bottle.

Strange

[bottleslingguy]

A 19 year old douchebag with a Hitler obsession.

Very gay.

[MontyPython134]

It's better to watch parodys of Hitler than watch some old douchebag play with a baby bottle/strap on.

[bottleslingguy]

OOOOOOOO!!! You just PWND me!!!

How would your mom feel if she knew you were writing dirty things on the internet?

Look smartass, if you don't like the video give me a thumbs down, one star and take a hike.

And besides, it was my dog who was drinking from the bottle.

[georgehwbush]

So, how many corpses are stuffed in your basement?

[bottleslingguy]

Let's see, right off the bat you have OJ Simpson, Steven Segal and Gary Busy in your favorites... now who's more likely to have bodies buried in their house?

[georgehwbush]

OJ didn't bury any bodies in his house. He letf them to die in the yard. And you didn't answer my question; HOW MANY BODIES?

[Showbizzah]

It looks like a strap-on.

[bottleslingguy]

How do you know?

[Kjata127]

WTF

[AmatuerProductionz]

alright well, dont they pretty much have those on backbacks. and a girl (or really feminine guy) could just put the waterbottle in his/her purse. its kinda useless.

[bottleslingguy]

How many kids have you bottle fed?

[AmatuerProductionz]

ummm, thats kinda irrelevant. and if thats what its for... then people are too lazy to hold a baby and a bottle? even though if they are feeding a kid then they are probably sitting to begin with.

[bottleslingguy]

It's not about being lazy it's about improving the bottle feeding experience between care giver and child.

It's a quality of life product.

[AmatuerProductionz]

...I'm guessing you have multiple mental problems? and or have been repeatedly hit in the head with a blunt object

[bottleslingguy]

That's exactly how I felt after I saw your channel!!!

Why do you keep replying to this? You're obviously an immature little punk who hasn't got a clue what he's talking about. What do you know about bottle feeding except that your mother must've hit you over the head with one when you were a baby like two years ago? Please go away and play video games.

[TheAmatuerProduction]

oh hi, its amatuer productionz again....well from your obvious anger and the fact you blocked me....im probably right about your mental problems and being hit in the head with a blunt object ( although this invention makes it PAINFULLY obvious already) ....but shouldnt you be wearing your helmet?

[bottleslingguy]

Now it's obvious you are a troll.

[tehSnark]

but that is the whole point of bottlefeeding. Feeding a baby is a bonding ritual. Though I can also see where this might come in handy when you need to do something else while feeding the baby, there is nothing keeping it still. While babies nurse, they tend to move their heads and nuzzle the nipple. If the nipple is not stationary they cannot get a grip and it ends up making a mess. Also, if the baby takes a drink wrong there is a delay in removing the bottle if your other hand if full.

[bottleslingguy]

I'm not saying you can't bond w/the baby. If holding onto the bottle makes you think you are bonding then you wouldn't buy one. But at least if you are using one you have the choice to either hold it or let go when you want to hold the baby just as a breast feeding mom can. I'm not saying it is intended to ignore the baby. On the contrary it is specifically designed to enable and enhance the bonding. Reaching for the computer mouse should be done after you've taken care of the child.

[bottleslingguy]

ok sorry

[SteveCSX]

I honestly don't see why this didn't make it farther. Sure, down rate me, but I think with 50,000 bucks he could of really developed this into a viable product. But, sometimes the wind just doesn't go your way. At least you got to have the experience. Maybe you'll have more luck in the future.

[bottleslingguy]

I haven't given up yet!!!

Thanks for the encouragement.

[wackokicker]

looks like a monkey with a banana; I swear that I've seen a video of a chimp, playing with a banana on its chest, making the very same movements

[bottleslingguy]

Oh man, that was a great insult! You are so cool.

[Abkree]

agree with godscuttingyoudown

its already being invented

[bottleslingguy]

darn it!

[FARTYPANTS30]

IF there is one type of person I HATE in this world... IT IS someone who SMASHES the GOOD IDEAS OF THE YOUTH. The asshole "inventor" Doug Hall can SUCK MY COCK. I thinks he is so high and fucking mighty because of his shitty chemical engineering degree. I FUCKING HATE ENGINEERS! They are sooooo damn ignorant with thier fat salaries. I hope his stupid Eureka! Ranch survives this recession... NOT!!! And Merwyn Technology IS CRAP!!! Maybe they can try marketing that waste of code to Disney.

[bottleslingguy]

I could not have said it better myself.

[FARTYPANTS30]

Thanks for your response. If I were to ever to get really lucky and make monetary proceeds from my inventions; I would feel like I fulfilled my role in this world by giving back as much as possible. Their are a lot of hard working people in this country that are just stuck in a rut in this economy. Thanks for helping less fortunate people find a roof over their heads. I believe selfless inventors are the unsung heroes within the business of product development. Good luck with your product!!

[walikai]

ITS AMAZING IT WILL MAKE MILLIONS

[ComradeCrusty]

Dude you've got a rottweiler. Even if there is no market for your item, and it kinda blows, you've got a Rottie and that's cool with me. Thumbs up, buddy. By the way, chicks already have two bottle slings built in, they're called fun bags and they're fuckin sweet.

[bottleslingguy]

Check out my channel, he's in a couple vids. Sweetest little baby you could ever meet. Anyone who meets him either falls in love or walks across the street.

[godscuttingyoudown]

its already being invented!!

[bottleslingguy]

What do you mean?

[bottleslingguy]

Come on Ken, you know your hand shakes so much you couldn't hit the side of a barn.

[Snuffelufugus]

Dude, that wasn't me.

[KingUser2008]

What kind of dog poo is this?

... rubbish.....

[ffrenchyftw]

haha don't listen to them, awsome idea and dog. 5/5

[srikarmouli]

nice video dude.....

[bottleslingguy]

thanks :)

[neoreloaded1590]

i liked your video. :)

[bottleslingguy]

thank you :) that was nice

[bottleslingguy]

Stop picking on me, it was my first video. You guys hurt my feelings :{

wasn't my dog funny??? he's sad nobody likes his video.

[KingUser2008]

NO.

[poundead]

oh holy shit this is phathetic :P hahahhaa

[CozmoQ]

What the fuck? Who puts up a video on youtube of a camcorder recording the video ALREADY ON YOUTUBE? Jesus, some people are thick.

[bottleslingguy]

Uhhh, I did. Is there a rule against that?

[lordswaminjayfatal]

rtard

[bottleslingguy]

I'm sorry I did something so stupid :{

[adeadlysniper]

Yes. You should be ashamed.

[topbluffa1]

and as for the thing about the kid all LYING to that kid would of accomplishd is makingh im waste half his life doing somthign he is probably crap at.

and the dog air thing "AKA A FAN IN A BOX."

its a fan.....in.....a.....box..... it wasnt a invention in any sense of the word. the kid was lucky they didnt say look all you have done is place one invention inside a box u cant patent somone elses technilogy just by adding a plastic box.

[bottleslingguy]

Somebody said that in another forum too. I think that's funny.

And as far as the kid's invention it would be easier to just leave the car ac running because the solar panel to run the dog ac would be bigger than the car.

It was more about my invention than the kid's. Did you like my dog at the end?

[ultran33b]

your dog is cool, ive got 2 jack russell terriers, they kick my arse...

[georgesmartskate]

heh heh heh first i thought u wrote " Licked my ass"

[ultran33b]

that would be a bit over the top lmao

[KingUser2008]

I am going to shoot your dog in his face.

[topbluffa1]

why not just go the whole way and make what he had on meet the fuckors film. a fake tit strapped to you lol.

[bottleslingguy]

You wear it and feed your baby with a bottle in it so you can hold the baby the right way without holding the bottle. How do you suppose it will choke a baby?

[mousepotato64]

So what is it for, choking babies? cuz that is what it looks like.

[stubs13]

I sling , I just tie around my leg

[bottleslingguy]

I've heard that mentioned before.Plenty of penis jokes with a thing like that. My college buddies had a time with it. It is organically shaped when you really think about it.

[iCuMlOuD]

Looks like a broken penis pump.

[gregarious24]

I carry my penis in one of those things.

[whydonchablowme]

oh em gee.

[mazzax18]

well, i think its nice.

[kniferunknown]

bottlesling? What a fuken hit idea. Some string around a bottle...

[hocotra]

Hamhead Hall looks like Toht from Raiders of the Lost Ark.

[thearbiter101]

he's listening to love like winter by afi

[obreongramirez]

let me said this gentlenmans and ladies ,if u have a damn invention  proceed with it dont let no body , no goverment no any one to stop u;u r the inventor if u want to put it on sale its u own bussiness no body need permit to sell any thing specially if u created now if some one cames with a better invention or make u idea better its ok let the people decide

[PsychoZ0mbie]

hes listening to afi :)

[CuckingFracked]

LMAO

[MizzXxXItalia]

LMAO

[SirSigma]

XD The ending is funny. That stupid kid and his air conditioner.

[newveteran]

Well the thing is, you got to make something that the masses want. You can make something very creative but it's gotta be very innovative in all aspects.

[its1just1a1scratch]

What is it used for? Because if your intention was to just carry a botlle then you're stupid ... BUT if it was for something important like maybe my mom for example is going to have twins soon, so she would be able to feed them both at once with this technonlogy.

[bottleslingguy]

Well, I may still be stupid anyway, but you put a nursing bottle in it and wear it to feed the baby so you can hold him/her with both arms like a breastfeeding mom can. And yes, you could wear two and feed twins at the same time. You can find out more about it @ w w w dot bottleslingguy dot com

[DisneyWorldFan]

Doug WAS an idiot. He didn't see the true genius behind some inventions, so what the hell was he doing judging? How did he get hired? I'm glad he's gone this season. I loved how he told that kid he rocked and that he loved him, but when it came to his decision wether he went home or continured, he let the poor guy down and gave him a no. What a jerk

[EPIKROCK1]

not bad dude.......they are pretty hard on that kid too.-good luck man.

[W337]

Sounds pretty cool.

[bottleslingguy]

Thanks very much for watching the whole thing.

[Pirateninjah]

I lol'd at your ending.