I Saw the Tears

[julianmuniz]

(i mean saw) :(

[julianmuniz]

There is a way to take the song out of your head, just read carefuly:

Now I understand, I m so ashamed I sew the tears of Jesus!

MHUAHAHAHAHA

[DonSSanders]

Just showed this to ,ore friends...one of the funniest vids on YouTube! I know I am a sick puppy

[Widgetas]

@DonSSanders You are. You are indeed. :(

[commanderkruge]

You want to get rid of that tune in your head? I can helps you there (see video reply). ;)

[Widgetas]

@commanderkruge - *win*

[swinewarrior]

i am fuckin saved

[swinewarrior]

its in my brain man............ fuck

[SpeedFreakNO]

Hehe, hysterical :P

[swinewarrior]

i laugh so hard man

happy days

[martialme84]

I would love to go pardy with you, we´d definitively have all the attention on the dancefloor....;)

[sjuas690]

Thanks for *nothing* Widgetas. After watching that vid three time in a row in a vain attempt to spot the monkey, my nose started bleeding profusely as my fontal lobe made a desperate bid to escape by tunneling out through the nasal passage. And now that bloody song is eating away at what's left of my brain.

[Widgetas]

@sjuas690 - Perhaps I should have made it clear, he's not in *every* video :D

[KiaOra53]

Totally FAB. Thanks for the belly laugh. XX

[swinewarrior]

ACE man fuck the tune is in my skull now

[OccamsView]

What's the intro music? kewl.

[Widgetas]

@OccamsView - Side bar has details. Free to use if you reference the chaps :)

[DonSSanders]

I LOVE THIS VIDEO...it is my absolute favorite on U2b.

[fieryredterp]

I'm sorry, but i can't get enough of this..I  have watched it about 20x's..it totally chuffs me to bits!!

[richieblackhearted]

Ahhh. HeroicBard. Still cyber stalking me after several months. All because I unsubbed TAA and spoke my mind. Must have really upste the widdle kiddy with that. Someone really needs to get out more.

[fieryredterp]

This totally cracked me up!! I am a PK (preachers kid)..and I grew up with this S***...I am with you Rational..I wish i could have done this in real life..If you want to know about a F'ed up religion..google Church Of Christ!!..Yes, that was my hell growing up!!

[Widgetas]

@fieryredterp - (I don't mind if you swear on me channel, so long as it's not directed at someone and is being naaaaasty. :D Swear away! Shit. See? :D)

[BlinBlinification]

Ooooh Dear....

[phenixwryter]

LOL Subbed, fer sure.

[atthetopofmyvoice]

rotflmao!

[nelliediddle]

always works... giggle giggle snort

[Fromanttodugong]

Fantastic work sir - subbed!!!

[martialme84]

Great!

You made me laugh real hard. Thanks for it, cause there be no better way to start the day...;)

[rationalhumano]

The "Tears of Jesus" song sounds very similar to the music played in the church I was forced to go to. For some reason that song gave me a flashback to the highlight of mass *omg they're playing music*. What you just did was brilliant because I wish I could have done the same in real life. Peace and sin dios!

[richieblackhearted]

One word covers it. Classic!

P.S. the song at the start, am I the only one that said "Techno, techno, techno" out loud?

[HeroicBard]

Probably not. Personally, I thought it.

[VanGoghsEar1890]

I can't say it better than squirrly001.

[depressaholic]

I was out in Brizzle and saw what I thought was a muppet having it large after taking a lot of speed. Now I'm thinking that it may have been you.

Which one of the ladies did you end up taking home?

[mercatormac]

@depressaholic I bet it was both of them!

[Widgetas]

The lass in the middle - The Canary would break me.

[squirrly001]

I just keep coming back to watch this for the giggles. Damn that song LOL

[ercvstr]

@squirrly001 I've watched this a bunch of times too. It's hilarious.

[Sykotix1]

You stole my dance moves!

[papafox]

OMG what a great laugh for a weekend! :-D

[dugges]

Love it love it love it XD

[PJsCreed]

Widge, I look forward to seeing you displaying those moves on the next series of Britain's Got Talent.

[Widgetas]

I would rather join with the people in that video and sit through stuff like that every Sunday for the rest of my life, than be involved with *anything* like BGT.

Just saying :D

[enhanceUK]

Hahahahaha well that was fantastical... But please never dance again!

[Widgetas]

*presses play again*

[MyOldName]

Only religion finds sincere songs about being ashamed proper and uplifting.

But what on earth did you whisper to that women? I saw her grin. I bet it was inapropriate, wasn't it you naughty boy?

[SonistheFatherofMan]

Glad to see you're enjoying yourself.

[Widgetas]

Not as much as they did, I think ;)

[smrne]

This was so funny! And yes, that is a catchy little tune. Ain't America grand?

[debbieomi]

*falls over from lack of oxygen because she couldn't catch her breath from laughing too hard*

send paramedics please

[Widgetas]

Should put a warning at the start.

[QuadError]

All that effort was totally worth it man; that's got to be one of the most amusing and horrifying things I've seen in a long time.

Best. Clubbing get-up. EVAR.

[Widgetas]

Those were my work clothes.

[QuadError]

And beautifully fitted for your moobs they are too. I simply must get the name of your tailor :)

[bloodangel13]

ROLFCOPTER XD.

I love that vid and I especially loved it 'cause you did it 4 teh lulz =D.

[Widgetas]

That was a lie.

I did it because I HAVE TO DANCE!

[Donnatella624]

Bravo!! That sure is a catchy tune!

[kissfan7]

"And watched as he carried his load."

Someone please tell me I'm not the only one who did a little Bevis and Butthead-like laugh at that.

[Widgetas]

I didn't, but I will now :)

[ATCFDrummer]

I don't remember how I found you, but I'm sure glad I did. It's a true gift you have. May you always find humor, no matter how depressing the situation is.

Now, help me rid my mind of that song.

[Widgetas]

Well the original song is a little depressing....

[nelliediddle]

snerk as soon as I feel ragey or annoyed I come watch widge and all the bad goes away

[Widgetas]

That'd be why I do these things :)

[TIPinkUnicorn]

Oh Widge. I'm just laughing my fat hairy ass off. I'm so glad I subbed you. But damn you! That song is stuck in my head now too!

[Widgetas]

It's a bitch ain't it?

[BionicDance]

You do the hang-dog whipping-boy look just a little too well. :)

[Widgetas]

You've met my mother?

[BionicDance]

Nope...but I'm getting the impression that she and I might have a mindset in common. ;)

[Surfking9000]

God damn man ur one funny motherhuberd!

[MrSarcasm2]

Lol.

[Widgetas]

Perhaps the best comment I've got. Ever.

[MrSarcasm2]

Liek srsly. :S Loling at teh Christians is teh best way to end teh Friday.

[starfedrogue]

Haha, great XD

"Forever Youtube" wipes songs out of heads if you watch it long enough. Mind you it wipes out pretty much everything else as well. Use only in accordance with directions.

[Widgetas]

I've not been able to stop watching since you uploaded it.

[losarman]

he´s fucking hot, defo staying subbed and that is a double entendre

[Widgetas]

I must admit I did get a bit sweaty on the dancing bit.

[losarman]

phwoarr

[forensicgirl3]

Too freaking funny!

[dynamiteruby]

lol That made my week. Seriously. Awesome! It reminded me a *lot* of Mr. Bean, somehow. I think it was the dancing XD

[Widgetas]

Mahbeh the tie?

[dynamiteruby]

The slouching and flaily dancing, too XD

[ThoughtfulAtheist]

As an american, I find this very insulting...

:)

[Widgetas]

Lucky that I forgot/didn't have the balls to find a floral pattern dress in a charity shop...

[gonnabphd]

Haha, nice one! Greatful you filmed that, made my day =)

[Widgetas]

(I saw that... :P )

[awatson945]

I heard that the tears of Jesus will make you sterile.

[skinnyjohnsen]

Great fun! Great music..?

[dmwalker24]

great stuff. definitely still sub'd

[bewarethelizards42]

Nice Book of Mormon ;) And really.. splendid.. dancing.. :D

I always wondered why you weren't keen on dancing in public. Now I know!

[mitenzouki]

Your dance skills would make an albino envious.

[tattooskin72]

OK that dancing needs some work.... and that outfit? WTF!!! I can help you Widge!!! Though you do make a dress shirt and tie look very sexy ;) grats on 666

[Widgetas]

That was my mormon look - and I took inspiration for my dance outfit from your clothes video to Nellie. HAHAHA! See what I did there?! :P

[tattooskin72]

Oh Widge, you are just so cruel to me.. My heart can't take it... :)

[Better2Run]

Hahahaha - you're a real nut.

I don't know how you managed that - listening to that song just once makes me want to jam sharp objects into my ears.

[GoblinXXX]

5 stars for reminding me of early Woody Allen (like TAKE THE MONEY AND RUN) at 1:40. I did NOT piss my pants, as I had done that earlier.

[zarkoff45]

I saw the tears of Cthulhu:

watch?v=dR5ieP9cVgM

[verodefacto]

Hahahahahahahahahahha....aghhh­hh

Fuck!!Widge you owe me a pair of pants because i just pissed on myself !!!

[MINGO4445]

You are so funny man. I almost piss in my panth.

[NoctrnALOne]

Holy fuck that was painful! It was like a car wreck, it was horrific, yet I couldn't look away!

[kelliko70]

LOL that was great!

[devchelle2]

your crazy.... loved it

[AGodlessHeathen]

I literally fell out of my chair laughing when u came on dancing xD

[Widgetas]

Sorry Guv, hope you didn't hurt yourself.

[AGodlessHeathen]

@Widgetas im fine lol no serious injurys xD

[abbynormal0ne]

Wow, I'm thoroughly impressed. I could not have put up with that song for as long as I'm sure you had to. Much kudos to your dancing skills though. What was the book you held?

[Widgetas]

I thought you could read the title at one point but maybe I should have been more blatant.

Tis the Book of Mormon :D

[musicgeniusno1]

lmao! You really are a talented fellow eh...;)

Tags-hahaha! :)

[Widgetas]

You call that dancing talent!?

[musicgeniusno1]

Well, if you'd played the spoons too, i'd have been even more impressed haha! ;)

Except...DONT do it!! lol

[johncrab67]

Fucking loved it, never before have a enjoyed christian music so much. (5 Stars & Crosses)***** & +++++.

Also, the dancing was awesome.

[Keippernicus]

Your dancing skill...it blinds me!!!!!!!!!

[Widgetas]

"burns" would be a better term.

[gothatfunk]

yeee haaaw!

[IceHammer58]

Nice! :D

[DOVUSOPERIOR]

This will Help you to get the tune off.....I saw the Teeeears of Jeeesuus

[MisterScrutinizer]

:D:D:D:D

[dualranger]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SpiritKeeper]

lol widgy, the conservative widge made me think of mr bean, especially the dance.

Well played sir, well played.

:D

[Widgetas]

Bean-esque to the max :)

[SpiritKeeper]

@Widgetas

did you ever see mr bean in church?

Side hugs all round :D

[Widgetas]

Have a guess ;)

[levelate]

LMFAO. great vid.

man, you can cut some rug

[dominictemple]

Great work Wiggy! Get down with you bad self.

Very funny dude, and if you want to get a song out of your head, sing Kung Fu Fighting. The only downside is that than you've got that song stuck in your head instead.

Always works for me.

[defcore108]

You are full of great! :-D

Let's rave for Jebus!

[Dimbnd]

I heard the cry,

I saw the pain,

I saw the tears

of Jesus.

Now I understand,

I'm so ashamed,

I saw the tears

of Jesus.

[Widgetas]

*rage*

[squirrly001]

hahaha loved your sexay dance outfit. But damn, I have the song stuck in my head too now!

[CrapsWithBears]

HAHAHA Brilliant!! Although, for that one lady in the yellow, bouncing to the beat, I would have stuck a few farts in there. But then, I usually stick farts everywhere :)

[Widgetas]

Well really! There's a time and a place :P Like your video yesterday, for example :D

Come on - I didn't want anything to detract from the flat out rave I was laying on.

[Samakain]

God dammit Wiggy i think i wet myself a little :(

Btw, where can i get such a stylin hat? you had to put up a hell of a performance to compete with the sheer religious fever shown by your counterparts! Well done!

[Widgetas]

Fucky hat was for Christmas, so I couldn't tell you, sorry.

I've just realised that I was wearing mostly green in front of a green screen. Silly me.

[ReeallityBytes]

OMFG LOL

[ashaman72]

See Widgetas Dance.

Dance, Widgetas, Dance!

[Widgetas]

I'm fine with them where they are. It's getting a bit scary now.

[imr22]

This was just so funny, always good to see someone taking the piss out of themselves, especially when they're doing the funky chicken :)

[Widgetas]

Excuse me what?

Oh no no I am not taking piss out of meeeeeeee. This is kick arse cutting edge satire dammit!

Dammiiiiitt! :P

[imr22]

Lol yes of course sorry, cutting edge absolutely :)

[Resurrected06]

This was hilarious.

[vn030350d]

Roadworks elves FTW. :D

There was also potential for a hungover morning, light breeze and a tarantula moving across the chest type of pun but I'll give it as miss. :)

[74dorado]

you save the song :)))

[johncrwarner]

Brilliant - who cares about the rough edges - that makes it more amusing.

I would recommend the current Mrs Pleasantpreacher song that AuntieDilluvian featured - I was singing those on the way to work yesterday morning - otherwise I recommend Rammstein Amerika - which is an excellent song and it goes round in my head.

[Holammer]

Well, uh.... That was weird in a good way.

Bonus points for the tags.

[notinmyname2050]

Having seen this I've decided I'm gonna set a Mondays tribute band with you as Bez

[notinmyname2050]

@notinmyname2050 Happy Mona

days i bes meaning

[notinmyname2050]

@notinmyname2050 DAMMIT

[Widgetas]

Are you talking to yourself again?

[CinnaMonster09]

You are a complete nutter!! Did you get the cookies yet? *grin*

hahaha ahhh! That's a horrible song to have stuck in your head *pout* ...*snicker* I find it amusing =D

[Widgetas]

I missed the postie this morning - the bastard ran off before I got to the intercom. I shall collect them in the AM.

OK!? FFS CALM DOWN.

[CinnaMonster09]

*blink* I -am- calm...weirdo =P

[gimmypih]

Haha! 'mazin' :D

[prodigyat9]

I can't believe those two women ignored you completely. I thought for sure you would get a little chuckle out of them.

[Widgetas]

The fitty in the middle didn't ignore me - didn't you see her smile when I whispered in her ear?

[prodigyat9]

You know what I liked about that one? There is no way in hell (hehe) she took that song seriously. Just a gig for the hag. It almost looked like she was counting the measures (prodigy pretends to know what a measure is) until she could go home.

[Meiklelodians]

Hahahaha OMG.....my stomach hurts from laughing, Good one Mr Widge :)

[FallenAngelKyo]

Awesome vid, hope this can get the tune out of your head.

watch?v=jBZdgKpF47w

[MilitantPeaceist]

HAHAHAHAHA

I was waiting for you to try and stick your tongue in her ear!

You want that tune out of your head?

-ok

They're coming to take you away

HA HA

they're coming to take you away

HO HO HE HE HA HA

to the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time and you'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're coming to take you away, HA HAAAAAAAAA ★★★★★- de

[Widgetas]

Aw damn I should have used that for the outro! Never mid :)

Sorry, no tongue. Not on first date.

[nelliediddle]

MIG widge am killing myself laughing... I take it all back I will not take you dancing..ever...

[nelliediddle]

MIG?.... sigh typing fail (again) OMG

wanders away grumbling about needing more coffee

[Widgetas]

Yeah I wondered.

But no, no dancing. Ever.

[Vogter2100]

Hillarious.

How to get that tune out?

Go see this: /watch?v=eMhnshyi-6c

[Widgetas]

Cheers.

Were you in that video? And the Hawking bit made me giggle.

[Vogter2100]

@Widgetas Nope wasnt in it.. I wish.. LOL