Stuck In Middle Of Ocean On Sinking Boat Real Footage

[Breal191]

You ever hear of a life jacket? I guess this isn't real.

[plbuster]

So...why does the boat look like it has been there for a while....where's the windshield?....IDK but it looks a bit....oh...I don't know....FAKE????

[ThatsMrMoronToYou]

Scary. We hit a snag on the Mississippi that holed our boat and it became lodged on a sandbar. We lost our lights when the water got waist deep, so we swam to shore. We came back for it, but it was gone. Someone salvaged it already. Yours looks like a rental. Tough luck anyway.

[NowLifeStarts]

I'd have to say this video is shit.

[Bamtheman0123]

cant get the motor working, must be a diesel

[evolution1088]

i love watching this video because it's total shit lol.....

[evolution1088]

lol i havent been able to get the motor going yet...no shit shurlock i wonder if under water you dumb-fuck...

[CHOCKYALI]

@evolution1088 .... haha thank you for the comment... "no shit shurlock i wonder if under water you dumb-fuck...".... calling me a dumb-fuck while at the same time spelling "Sherlock" incorrectly with the nonsensical "i wonder if under water"... i wonder if sky high.... i wonder if deep jungle...... sorry I give the comment a D+ .... cheers buddy

[xXxAmberxXx136]

This is actually my worst nightmare:(

[vetteburna]

quick save the beer!!

[CHOCKYALI]

@vetteburna i like your style!!, but its the vodka i saved.....

[SuperMatt1975]

30km off shore gee you must be in some deep water mate although it looks like your boat is sitting on a sand bar (get a job)

[CHOCKYALI]

@SuperMatt1975 originally declining to comment on your comment, but I had to since my video has touched you in such a way that you had to throw in your two cents, from the approx 80 people before you who have stated the same comment "hey its on a sandbar" I don't see the reason to state the same repeated comment again.... the sarcasm though was an interesting touch I will give you that... be a bit more creative next time though... the "get a job" topped it off, very cliche' ;-)

[muintir]

pure shit.....joke...ha,ha,ha

[rosswilldoit]

If the "captain" of this "sinking" boat were born a puppy... well then I am apt to believe his mother would have probably eaten him... Enough said? lol too bad we arent Labradors, eh? ;-)

[CHOCKYALI]

@rosswilldoit - nicely done there ross, i'll give you a B+ for the creativity and structure of the offending joke, nice parallel there, targeting me as a retarded puppy... You lost a few points for humour value, but in creativity well done.... give yourself a pat on the back mate....

[CHOCKYALI]

@muintir i like the comment, due to the fact it makes no sense.... you stated its 'pure shit' ok... but then what purpose does "joke" and an accompanying "haha" laugh have to do with anything?... try it yourself say that comment out loud and think about it... yep just what i thought my stupid video has more brains in it than your comment.....

[muintir]

Still ...its "pure shit" but I will rephrase it to TOTAL SHIT!

[CHOCKYALI]

@muintir lol nicely done.... but there is no need for rephrasing since both "pure shit" and "total shit" in slang terms mean the same thing.... so not exactly sure where your argument is going, but it was very good for your first try...........you know, I have a ball, perhaps you'd like to bounce it?....

[Chuckjagermeister]

It looks like it's sitting on a sandbar. The color of the water (brown tint) shows that the bottom can't be more than a few feet down.

[youngbozo438]

"A wave came about 30K off the shaw oww some sh--." Ha Ha Ha

[bndarkmaster]

there might be a island right next to him but hes just not filming it!

you never no!

[CHOCKYALI]

the island that was next to me was actually a floating dead whale....couldn't bear to film it outta respect....

[Chuckjagermeister]

A dead whale will sink actually. Not float.

[musicalsarah3]

Bob: "hey our boats sinking!"

Billy: " so what do we do?"

Bob: "i know, lets make a youtube video!"

[CHOCKYALI]

Billy: "that's a fantastic idea Bob"

Bob: " yeah bad huh"

Billy:" but why make a youtube video?"

Bob:" So boring people can watch a video about a guy sinking and care enough to make comments...jeez Billy cmon lets start filming!!!"

[NickV8Man]

nice work dick head, boats sinking in the middle of the ocean and he dosnt seem worried at all, and why the fuck would you want to start the underwater engine?????

[fg41395]

real footage my ass

haha

[CCPnoob]

you can see sand lol

[rahulkeshap]

fuck you ashoole..!!

[Lagomort]

Yes, anyone that knows the sea knows this guy is on sand, as the water color indicates. He ain't sinking anytime soon...

[lithuanian2002]

what a doosh bag!!!

[VicVega49]

if he were stuck in the middle of nowhere, on a sinking boat, when the boat sank, he'd sink too. then how was this footage recovered if he sank along with the boat i wonder?

[AliVonDamme]

thats an assumption that I sank.the situation shows me stuck on a sinking boat but does not necessarily mean I sank as well...the truth is when the boat was sinking I filmed this footage then ninja leaped onto an oncoming passenger airliner, while at the same time solving several math problems and attached a duck to a microwave in a disposable plastic cup while reciting the alphabet backwards and giving marital counseling to a giraffe who was watching a dvd. hope that clears things up cheers

[jmbosanac]

that is the most amusing thing ive read in a long time AliVonDamme

[guldorak]

Lol why is everyone flaming the author? Yes, it was shot on a sandbar, you can obviously see that the cameraman is not filming behind him, thus indicating that there is a beach just behind him. Also, the boat looks so fucked up it probably couldn't work if it wasn't under water. But who care's? It's not a big deal, everyone flaming the author is probably so fucked up in the mind (they were probably looking for some gruesome/fatal boat sinking video...get a life).

Otherwise, kind of funny.

[bigezee69]

FAKE VIDEO!! If your boat was actually sinking you would not be able to stand on it, and have it be so still.

[nickrock6]

that SUCKS!

[CHOCKYALI]

hahahaha I was waiting for that one....the offensive verbal trade of words which correspond around the "your mum" selection of jokes is getting really really old and only 'simple' people really need to use it to get a point across. You have to be more creative than simply resorting to the "your mum" selection of offences... cheers buddy

[CHOCKYALI]

so given the implications, you consider me a piece of "excrement" or "feces" and for some reason it is now implying you would "happily" enjoy watching "poo" sink into water??? Fetish??? cheers mate...

[Danapaull]

Were you able to get out alive or did you die?

[CHOCKYALI]

sorry to say buddy, but I actually died... was harsh, everyone was sad, like last week I was talking to my mate about when I died, was a sad discussion so yeah....but luckily enough a Ninja DJ Robot was able to provide counseling for everyone there after...

[a4o31]

LOL

[guldorak]

Hahaha that's a pretty dumb question =P

[waybetterthanu2]

UR ON A SANDBAR RETARD!!!

[darkvow53]

#1. you are on a lake retard

#2. you swam back or you would not be able to make the movie

#3 your a gay fag

[CHOCKYALI]

#1. No I'm not on a lake, I was just off from Pescara Beach, Italy.

#2. No Shit.

#3. And no again, I have a missus who I was with in Italy.

So your final score here is 1/3, but #2 doesn't count cause a 3 year old would get that fact of "no shit".

be more creative, the "your a gay fag" stuff is really boring and making an offense needs more depth to it. If you want to offend someone do it properly..Implying someone is gay is becoming less and less effective so come up with something else. cheers

[jogjog69]

Hey you got any more pudding?

You ate mine all up silly!

Well what do you wanna do now?

How about we explore our sexuality?

[AliVonDamme]

hahaha finally a worthwhile comment made!!!!!

[steenjurado]

COME ON MAN!!!! YOU CAN SEE THE FUCKING SAND RIGHT UNDER DE BOAT!!! Besides, it looks like it was stripped apart... that boat looks soooo ghetto, FAAAAAAKEEEEE!!!!

[Merlhagritch]

FAKE!

[jets4life87]

it was gay shit

[CHOCKYALI]

haha

[The1Davina]

Unfortunate... but entertaining. Must have been a real damper on the day. :) I'll bet his friends ribbed him terribly over it!

[vipersnake8412]

FAKEEEEE!!!!!! ahahaha

[ozzydopeman]

hmm people are mean so wat if he posts a vid of him sinking(in shallow water)lol anyway if any1 can name 1 thing on youtube thats real plzzz do

[shadowflare77]

Man people love to leave men comments haha

[bottomfeederbrodie]

notice he only panned the camera in one direction. Didnt want to show the 764 room resort hotel 100 yrds behind him on the beach.

[Gerrit22041992]

Very great, i stucked in ocean too, and it was really bad for me, because, my "water bed" let air out and sunk, i had the same problem as you.....

Sorry for englisch, im from Germany

[G0ggy]

Far to stable to be foundering in the ocean, fake.

[slamminshan]

why did you only show one side of the boat ah ha i know why because the beach is on the other side you you fucking dumb bastard prick and the fack you can see the sand through the water gives it away your only about 4 foot deep i think you should get the engine running really fast tie your head to the prop and get someone to put it in gear then hopefully a really big shark will sence your blood and come and eat you

[CHOCKYALI]

hahaha thats the best comment so far! cheers mate, made me laugh :) Firstly I don't know if you intensionally wanted to sound like your an eight year old or not but it worked great! "fack" which you wanted to say "fact" the "k" and "t" are far apart on the keyboard there. And it's 4 "feet" not "foot" deep. And last but not least the engine is not working as stated in the video thus the end result of the shark eating me is not possible. Have a very special day for a very special little man ;)

[octeka]

Its a fake...the boat looks like its been underwater for some time, plus it should sink very fast... Its probably sitting on shalow waters ..

[oliverman22]

alright if ur far offshore how did u bring the camera footage back?

[GIOKMAN]

HE is  albanian

[jtekhaula]

fukn dum cunt how obvious is it

[Jackle61]

Haven't been able to get the motor running yet? Ya think? It's underwater,, just walk ashore and call someone.

[nowstick]

LOL,,,,

[tmzq]

how did you get back

[darkdemon247]

notice how he doesn't look the other way with the camera

[attovishnu]

Bullshit, theres too much tan water. He is right on the beach.

[littlefamilyx5]

how stupid you can hear the waves going to shore in the backround i agree its no more than 7 feet offshore.what a retard

[icccrayon]

Lmfao

[tmzq]

how did you get back to shore

[acccrew01]

he is on the shore stupid..

[importtuner88]

Amazing how that guy survived!

A real hero!

LOL

[outdoe101]

ocean my ass

[dodge69874]

also note how the boat doesn't sink any deeper during the taping. once we hit a shallow with a twin mercruiser 32' Wellcraft but i didn't have a camera with me. it took about 7 guys pushing and a jet ski pulling it to get it out. it happens alot here in Miami due to the shallows.

[dolphinsattack]

That boat is beached in about 7 feet of water, the cameraman doesn't show you the entire opposite part of the horizon, he only shows one part of the horizon.

[motoX521inlb]

hes on a beach or something close to shore

[torbakk2]

What an idiot..

[GetsugaD7]

sagalamouduhh

[ganaloth1]

-.- what a retard

[erkawerka]

its biger waves out in the ocean than it was there

[radtechbudin]

This guy here just made a cool little video, who cares if it fake or not. I was entertained by the 1:13 seconds of the vid. Some people need to learn not to analyze stuff like this so much. Nice video good for you man.

[GammatronTriode]

this junk boat is sitting on the muddy bottom note how it does not move as he moves around on the fordeck note how the camera only shows a small part of the boat and does not pan 360 to show the shore 8 to 20 ft away boats like this have flotation in them they can't sink unless you rip out the flotation its not acting like a boat full of water that is beeing held up by flotation middle of the ocean on a sinking boat real footage BULL

[CHOCKYALI]

lol.... its okay mate you didn't need to write a novel to explain... people know/can work it out for themselves because there have been at least 50 other comments explaining the situation... your one happens to be the longest... interesting that alot of people have time on their hands to analyze some video I made... cheers

[CHOCKYALI]

lol.... its okay mate you didn't need to write a novel to explain... people know/can work it out for themselves because there have been at least 50 other comments explaining the situation... your one happens to be the longest... interesting that alot of people have time on their hands to analyze some video I made... cheers

[slamminshan]

well done mate i feel a bit stupid now ha ha i respect the FACT!!! your giving back some mouth not the mouth your used though fag! i know your a fag because only a fag would post a gay ass video for a claim to fame so when your finished sucking your dad off and read this i suggest deleting your fags claim to fame video off and carry on wanking dogs off for a living

[CHOCKYALI]

haha nice ;).... hate to disappoint you but i got a missus, the video was shot during our trip to Italy, harsh about the dad thing cause my dad died 2 years ago, and the pound took my dog away because it was illegal in my area Pitbull x Bull Mastiff...video is not claim to fame but was a joke for my mates back home.... cheers

[ohana1981]

First of all, this is fake. Second, a small boat like that would've sank within the duration of this video. Especially when 90% of it's already under water...Nice try dude. You trying to impress a girl or something?

[CHOCKYALI]

nah man ive already got a missus.... i made this vid for you....

[kwisn]

Looking at the color of the water, I'd guess that the boat was sunk and on the bottom during this filming.

[eternalydamnedtolive]

oh boy that mustve sucked

[Maxilicious95]

wow you survived your amazing (im not sarcastic)

[explosives101]

Next time go down with the ship

[CHOCKYALI]

hahaha..... oh yes i will take some douchebags advice on youtube, the next time I am about to sink in a boat ill think twice about trying to survive, becuase of wise words of some dude on youtube....cheers man

[back2nrml]

Wow chockyali. your a fuckin moron.

Your caling the other guy a douch. When your the one supposedly stuck like a fuckin idiot.

besides hes right, if you were a real man you would go down with the shit.

just shows how much you know though. your just a spoiled human of the 21 century.

O and your the same douchbag on youtube as everyone else you fuckin dumbass hypocryte.

[CHOCKYALI]

haha love this one! ok well firstly idiocy has nothing to do with being stuck somewhere,you can be stuck in a train that went faulty,nothing to do with ones self idiocy, secondly im on a "boat" not a "shit",a real man would not be stupid enough to go down with a small boat being the only individual in it ,thats what pussies do,they give up and go down. The third paragraph makes no sense ;)and the fourth paragraph according to you is everyone is a douch?!? cheers mate! which beer is best?

[conwellino08]

how bout piss cakes?

[CHOCKYALI]

normally i would agree, but in this instance needs to be slighty more comical becuase piss cakes has been done too many time, a fresh alternative is "hot piss".... stop and think about it, you have a smirk on your face now... cheers

[conwellino08]

your still a fuckin eejit

[CHOCKYALI]

hahaha "eejit" , nice one mate I can see we are not on the same intellectual level here. If you are referencing the word "idiot" I suggest using the original term as opposed to retarded slang which brings your intelligence down by at least 75%. The door is that big wooden thing in the wall.

[conwellino08]

such a sack of shit

[CHOCKYALI]

dont know if your commenting on the right video here mate, theres me on a boat, no sacks of shit here... cheers

[robocock0]

hahaha lol...you no that shit..can you teach me master..

[robocock0]

shit i wanted the tit to drown...

[CHOCKYALI]

sorry mate, my pecs wouldnt allow me! ninja stuff u understand....

[IpcressF]

Give me back my 1 minute and 13 seconds you charlatan. You trickster. You requirer of better and many many, (like don't quit the dayjob bub) acting lessons.

[CHOCKYALI]

hahahaahhaha.... mathematically and scientifically speaking i cannot return your precious youtube sinking boats searching session 1 minute and 13 seconds which could have been according to you it seems to be watching another stupid video online..ahahahahahahah... oh and acting I won an oscar and emmy for this piece and a grammy for the sound!!! kick to the head

[mouse454]

Learn to elocution.

[HansoMhughM]

for sale{cheap}

[KyluPoland]

pathetic...

[CHOCKYALI]

lol... in what way? do explain?

[daocplayer101]

wow u really think people will think thats real you can tell that the boat has been sunk for about 4 months to 1 year

[CHOCKYALI]

wow!!! your a smart 37 year old kid :)

thanks for sharing your thoughts, and for notifying me if people will believe the video is real! we should have more people like this in the world, adding another comment that has been stated 500000 times already..... hahaha love the estimate "4 months to 1 year" hahaha

[daocplayer101]

You'r just mad cause daddy wont fuck you anymore be quiet...

[31128]

How did you get out of that situation?

[tmzq]

ya how did you get out of the situation

[HerkMeck]

What a waste of time this is...fake footage of a already sunk boat...lame

[elkangorito]

Firstly, the "skipper" is NOT an Australian...he has an English accent. Secondly, I agree with most other people in that there "appears" to be a sandy bottom. Thirdly, why isn't he wearing a lifejacket?

[CHOCKYALI]

Firstly I am an Australian with a wog accent, secondly yes it seems to appear that there is sand, thirdly I am not wearing a life jacket cause I know how to swim... hope that clears things up...

[elkangorito]

So, if you were truly "Stuck In Middle Of Ocean On Sinking Boat" without a lifejacket, how long did it take to swim ashore? Or did you "walk" on the "seemingly' sandy bottom?

[CHOCKYALI]

I jumped up really high and caught the wing of a plane flying past, as soon as the plane was just above land I let go and ninja'ed my way down to the ground. Then there were 15 evil ninja kangaroos, but i defeated them using my dvd player that was in my pocket... hope this clears things up :)

[amrcnidiot69]

lol u crack me up =]

[elkangorito]

This proves how I was able to detect your un-Australian-ness. The usual BS is acceptable but the bit about ninja kangaroos is not. They are too lazy to be anything like "evil".

Ps I didn't know that evil ninja kangaroos liked DVD's.

[gothtard85]

you can see the sand you doof.

[TikiFerrari]

what a loooser...

[mankey143]

totally fake...fucking moron.

[trigger007gnb]

wot aload of crap totally fake

[merlin1093]

yeah thats why there are Scratch marks and it's made to look like dirty film on a Digital camra right....lol fake!!

[rick810]

the boat looked like a piece of crap anyway.

[serialhuntr]

dude your boat is touching the ocean floor theres no way that boat would stay up with that much water in it.

[MOGGALORE]

after 10 seconds my conclusion this must only be an aussie has they would say what a dingo!

[FishingFan1]

LoL! "Middle of an ocean" YEAH RIGHT! dickhead

[youngj313]

he's not even in the middle of the ocean, he's next to the shore. THAT'S WHY HE NEVER TURNED THE CAMERA 2 THE LEFT!

[exon112]

Ya right...

[Warcraft7765]

haha your fucked now!

[kenfo0]

i think he meant 30 meters off shore.

[anvekram]

i've never seen water with a brown tint "30 km" off shore

[ihobnstoifn]

fake shit

[Joeey]

oh the roaring seas i bout peed my pants

[camthrop]

You can see the fucking sand on the bottom. Boat wasn't even moving. At least he made himself look dumb by saying "I haven't been able to get the motor started". Good prank needledick.

[ryandoe11]

yea dont think its a prank its acually sunk, dont think random joe would spend at leats $7,000 on a boat and sink it!

[camthrop]

You are crazy to think that the boat in this video is worth 7 grand! Boat is worth about 100 bucks at the most.

[BaLkanButcher]

really? .. but does it come with the complimentary sand?

[CHOCKYALI]

this is where i used my common sense and thought hey i have bags of sand in my pocket why don't i drop them under the boat and build a small island underneath, that way i can escape by building a rocket out of a genetically spliced pencil, mustache and a piece of cheese.

[UbuntoO]

OMG! My favorite line was "I haven't been able to get the engine started yet". It's only 3' under water! Someone said he's probably 10 feet from shore, wich makes sense.

[citrone3]

Ocean? in Italy? lol suureee

[MrGatsuga]

Were this real, chances are we all wouldn't be able to watch this at our computers in our comfortable armchairs, or at the park on the labtob we download our porn on.

[novix411]

fake lame

[coteya]

he is full of shit it like two feet deep and the boat is

no wobolling

[markinseussical]

douggers123 you are a perve he bropbaly put it in a a water proof case go see a doctor looser what would you do in a situation like that

[douggers123]

watta load of bals! u can see its only like a foot deep, plus if he realy had to swim asure, how wud his fone stil work! HA!

[Nmemonicus]

LOL " I havent been able to get the motor working yet" its full of water OF COURSE its not working!

[BurgerTrench]

Retard

[mitchellcope]

its funny how one side of the boat is ownly showen???

[BRATTY108]

omg, ur psychologist was looking for you!! she'd be proud u can now make vids!lolz

[rubenwiersma]

The closest ocean in Italy is hundreds of kilometers away... The Atlantic.

[dathribab]

wtf? "real footage" yeah right. the water's like 1.5 feet deep! is he retarded?

[24742695]

hope it all ended painfully....like in the jaws of a shark....what a wanker

[sonu1179]

Australian for 'lets drive to the beach'

[paladin696969]

bollocks

[baxterthedog]

should be titled "drunk aussie runs his boat aground on a sandbar"

[Hakaber]

hahahahah poor guy

[Crazyconsultant]

Middle of the ocean my arse...thats on a sand bank.

[leonard5150]

Poor language skills and his boat is sinking. Uh,oh.

[rathcooligan2006]

FUCKED!

[1cheshire]

"i havent been able to get the moter working yet" ha so funny. nice submarine

[faviv]

What's he saying? And in which language?

[ShadowXII]

He's speaking English. He's Australian, so his accent is really hard to understand

[faviv]

I understand when he speaks towards the mic... But it seems like he has potato in his mouth. :) Funny though.

[senateb]

hahahahahahahahaha