Remeber me? We met last summer. I accidently killed your dog. Well... What was I supposed to so when it was clinging onto my leg? I didnt know that it would end up in a grass cutter! But im sorry. Well it had to die sometime anyway right?
We met 6 years ago at a pokemon convention, You came over because we had the same pikachu Hoodie on, You asked my name so I told you, then for several months you tweeted me...occasionally, you dropped by a few months later and we hit things off, now we're married with 60 pet cats, You told me yesterday that you 'want to take it a step further' I see....So you want to share a room now
Remember me? ... We met in that shoot out in the city that time ...You hid me in your basement for 4 months! We almost burnt the house down having a basement camp out with smoores.
i dont actually know you personally but i found one of your videos randomly, I can't remember the name of it but its when you call yourself sexy and then smack yourself. I remember that video because I watched the part where you either sneeze or cough repeatedly... not too sure why I did [x
I don't actually know you. You came up randomly because of other vids I watch and here we are. Brilliant. I think people, esp. the irish, apologize because of beer. I was once near a mosh pit and some tool slammed hard into me and I got mad at him. He was confused until I explained that he almost made me spill a drop. In a country full of professional drinkers and fighters, it is better to apologize, just in case there is alcohol involved.
Living in Canada: one of my friends stepped back, thought she bumped into someone and said sorry. Actually, it was a chair. So yeah, I know exactly what you mean.
Stephen dont you remember its me Naomi we where sliding down a rainbow on unicorns last thursday around eight o clock.Freddie Kruger was there,We drank lyons tea with Brittney spears and pushed Brian Cowen down the stairs
We met in the summer of 1997, in a small town in Hawaii. We both were reaching for the last apple, when i was all like, u have and u were like, u have it! We went on for over 30 minutes, when we decided to split it after a stroll in the park. It was the worlds best apple. I stroked ur hair as we decided we were soul mates, started a bakery and made the best pies in all of Hawaii!! what kind of pies??? APPLE PIES!!
he is wearing A LIVELAVALIVE T-SHIRT !!! whoo hooo lool it says this is awkward but i like it ... the black t-shirt were he has a gun and knife ... go check livelavalive u will laugh ur ass off
remember me? I'm the one you fell in love with after that concert. You had me come back stage and all I said was "I'm Jamie." Then two years late we got married and you fell out of a helicopter on our honey moon. Then three years later you died in a crazy muffin avalanch in the forest of the mysterious giraffes. Now its 23 years laters and I'm finally catching up to you in the after life and you don't even know my blood type?
That thing about Irish people is true..I'm not Irish, but my friend is Irish/English. She was born and partially raised in Dublin. She does it all the time, like I bumped into her, I apologized, and she said "No, that was my fault. I'm sorry." lol
BUT IF YOU MARRIED JUAREZ THEN I WONT BE ABLE TO MARRY YOU!!! You said you would wait for me, stephen. YOU SAID YOU WOULD WAIT! Oh wait...that didnt happen nvm. But it happened in my fantasies!
remember me? You and i ride dino-raptors and last week we went for dinner at the dump and found a used tissue that we sold on ebay claiming it was justin beibers !! and then we became million airs!!
Don't you remember me? You have to! You and me had a picky swear to remember each other FOREVER! Which is a kinda weird pinky swear to make...... Oh wait its I that forgot you! Ooooooohhhhhhh! Well I better stand on one foot for the rest of my life! :P
Remember me? I was getting a tall mocha frapp at starbucks and you were there. Didn't take my order but you and your friend pointed at me and were whispering.....but I said Excuse me? Hi....what's in a granola bar? :p
Hey Stephen hope you like my story about us meeting! Let me know what you think, I have a short story to write for my class and I may turn this one in but I need to know if it's any good. thanks ~:)
You called me one more time just last week and told me about your new girlfriend and how you plan to take her to the Hollywood. I put on a brave face and used my acting skills to lie to you and say I'm happy for you. You told me goodbye and that you might call again soon. The line went dead, I whispered I love you into the phone and cried that night. I will always regret not making a move when I had the chance but I'm happy that you are happy I love you enough to want that. BASED ON A TRUE STORY
I saw you at the bar again on Monday and you came to see me. You said "I never got your name beautiful" so I told you "My name is Felicia but most people call me Lola". I asked for your name and you said "they call me 3sixty5days" We exchanged numbers and hung out to talk a few more times after that day but soon enough you found a new girl that you started to like and I never saw you again. I still work at that bar just waiting for you to come through that door and kiss me again. (STAY TUNED)
You told me of your love and how you planned to get married soon. Not only was she your first love but also the mother of your child. I felt so bad for you because you had nobody to talk to or to help you through this. Your mom was abusive, you never met your dad, and your dog had bit you and ran away. As I talked to you I saw past the tears and realized how beautiful you were. By my embarrassment I said that aloud and you told me that I was beautiful to. You kissed me and then left right after.
You don't remember me? Well let me refresh your memory, it was a Friday night and you were at a bar. I was working as the bar tender when I saw you sitting there drinking your sadness away. I needed to get home to make sure my little sister got to bed on time but I decided I would check on you. Apparently you were morning over your dead x-girlfriend and so I went to talk to you about it. I could totally relate to you because the summer before we met my x-boyfriend died. stay tuned for more!!
I'm sure you remember me, yes? We were stuck in that giant pit and suddenly there were snakes everywhere. Then we used the magic rapunzel hair I was using as a belt to teleport us to the dimension of funny, cute, YouTube Bloggers. I knew you wouldn't forget that, especially because they had the best cookies EVER!!! c:
do you remeber me? yeah i was the girl who helped you out the llama inclouser when you fell in last summer, we then spent the whole day appologising to the RSPCA who thought we killed that tiger. We stayed together for 3 years until that unfortunate accident involving a curtin and a chair. Oh and Eliza, your daughter, says hi. although she is annoyed that you didnt turn up on her 3rd birthday, but she says thanks for the pet shark :) x
wtf how can you not remember the time with the people and the faces and you jumped that hooker and then that one cop stole your pants so we jumped into the back seat of you car and played the bouncy bed game only it was the bouncy seat game... you told me it was the effing best time of your life you crazy son of a batch of cookies!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*shakes head* dear god what do you mean you dont remember me i was the one who not only taught you how to shop lift but how to fire a gun! 1 dollar! really after all that time>.< remebere we met when you were running after my post truck...*sigh*...and if i hear any more about this walking around with knifes im taking the children. the bananas deserve to know there father wont inedvertedly attempt to kill them...
Seriously?! You don't remember the girl who helped you kill those ninja pirate alien sparkling vampire robot zombies?!!! I am shocked at you Stephen. Of course, then you got amnesia when I accidentally stabbed you in the lung and you died several times before we discovered you were immortal and secretly hoarding parts of your soul inside 17 year old boys.
I feel it's best that I'm the one who tell you about what happened between us. You used to have a deadly disease that turned your brain into mush. I was your nurse at the hospital you were being treated at. We fell in love. Sadly we could not cure your disease, but we were able to save all your memories besides the last year and insert it into your new brain, which had almost an exact match to your previous presonality. Which means you don't remember me. But I still love you.
You don't remember me?! Well.. this is rather disappointing. I just dropped you off at the airport. I get your meals, I get your hair products, I book your meetings, flights, and other transportation ever since you gave away your ca.. I mean... gave me a "new" car for my birthday.. which died out a few days later... Nice way to get rid of it. I also drove all the way to pick you up after your jail time, I would have bailed you out but with the incredible low pay I get.... Remember now?!?
Oh my! You don't remember me? Seriously? After I saved you from that flying panda? Really? I was just walking down the street to the grocery, and there was a banana peel right in my path. I slipped and fell on somebody, which just so happened to be you! We got into an apology war. I was saying it was my fault for not watching where I was going, while you were saying it was your fault for not warning me about the banana. Then....
What? Seriously you don't know know I am? I'm that one you told that you were actually in the matrix and that actually a bald guy in a tube filled with water hooked up to a bunch of cords like some man-baby! You owe me!!!
Surley You Can Rember Me?? Im the girl that spent my 27 years of knowing you loving you..You told me you felt the same,i woke up one day to find you gone ..The note you left read only the word 'Sorry' ..to this very day i never got over you ... i hope you rember the countless nights we snuggled up on the sofa watching hot fuzz with popcorn, the nights we lay next to each other dreaming about our future together... and the many times you told me you loved me was this all a lie ... :-/ xox
the funny thing is, me as a german went to Dublin last week and felt totally bad when I didnt apologize everytime I bumped into someone. I mean, in germany no one cares and in dublin (especially the last days) I was walking through grafton street like "sorry... sorry... ah, sorry" the whole time!
I was the one that through Trixie across the room and yelled "Go Pikachu"...when i was sober.
I was the one who gave you banana hands, the one who got excited when you said that Kanye West was dead
The one that has been watching your videos for years, the one who ..shamefully..cried when you subscribed to me, and the one who will continue to support you through your YouTube career.
Steweys best friend, Doug was back at the resort, but then Teddy was missing, and remember that monkey with a severed finger. Alan's head got shaved for an unexplained reason! Stewey had a tattoo on his face that resembled mike tysons, and we couldnt remember any of it. Us, the wolf-pack retraced our steps through strip clubs, tattoo parlors and cocaine-dealing monkeys on the streets of Bangkok as we tried to find Teddy before the wedding started.
Dont u remember?! Duhh we were at our friend Steweys party cuz he was getting married. Along with Doug, Phil, and his soon-to-be brother-in-law Teddy, Stewey regretfully invited Alan to Thailand for the wedding. After a quiet night on the beach with a beer and toasting marshmallows by the camp fire, Stewey, you Alan, Phil and I wake up in a seedy apartment in Bangkok.
Hey remember me? You said you'd call. Why didn't you call? I WAITED FOR DAYS!!! Remember I was the one who triped over that guy you bumped into with the knife and gun. once again i am sorry, totally my fault. I really shouldn't trip over dead guys, I should've been paying attention. We danced in the moonlight until we got chased off the lawn and then got arrested for looking like two new criminals. I shouldn't have been wearing that mask. Wait your Stephen with an 'A' right? Opps! Wrong person!
You see we met fighting off hordes of beiber fans after we threw a bottle at his head. Then not to shortly after we managed to piss off team edward and team jacob by showing them how much more pretty you are. Oh good days
don't you remember me? we met in Vegas 5 years ago and we won $40,000 at the casino . we then went to the bar and drank 7 bottles of vodka to celebrate, the next morning we woke up married, in Mexico with a dollar. not sure what happened in between... how could you forget!
Hey, Stephen! Remember me? No? That's good, that means the memory loss pills I put into your lemonade worked I mean, uh, hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
Don't you remember me? I was at the beach with my mate in Spain and i seen you, but didn't know any Spanish, so I rang my sister Louise and she taught me a few words. Turns out you where English and just loved my accent! Don't you remember? No...oh...ok.
Don't you remember me? We met at that Mexican standoff somewhere in South-East Asia. We were fighting because we claimed there was only room for one Irish person in that village. You shot me in the face, and I apologised for getting your bullet all bloody. Then I shot you for not accepting my apology and apologised again.
Woke up in hospital. You were in a bed at the other end of the ward, and we spent the rest of the week shouting apologies to eachother. I can't remember much after that.
Do you not remember me? I remember you! We got talking at that 'special' club last night . After following you through a 'stage' door we ended up running down into a darkened alley. You temporairly lost your memory and started to scream about abduction, i reassured you with a calming pill of my own concoction! Thats how you woke up (handcuffed) in my bed, oh and when you manage to retrieve it. Wash the thingy please, moneys tight with the euro struggle...see you later my beautiful boy!
How can you not remember me? D: We planned that trip to Alaska to rescue the penguins, and we both took one home. I named mine Oli. I think you called yours Cupcake! And you lost a couple of toes from frost bite. But when you woke up the next morning.. they were gone. I'm sure the cleaning lady was having a nice TOE sammich when we got down stairs to check out. Oh well. Some people like their sammiches with nails, some don't! :D
I bumped into you in the street, we both said sorry, but you were so sorry you bought me a coke, and I was so sorry I bought you dinner. As we were leaving we bumped into each other and I fell over so you bought me a pint. Two days later we woke up in Ibiza, covered in foam and tequila.
you don't remember me? haaayyy, c'mon stop playing. We played football together...well I played football. You on the other hand were playing tiddley winks in the changing room and stalking your toaster with its amazing heating feature and playing with Green around your hands... While I @'ed you five hundred times and you didn't answer because you were busy in your room drawing smiley faces on your fingertips?....oh no wait that was me. Stephen Byrne
You don't remember? We met at the zoo. Yeah you where standing around where the apes were at with your head turned away from them and you didn't notice the apes trying to grab your wonderful banana hands and I was like, "Unhand him you dirty apes, his hands aren't your dinner tonight!" I saved your life that day, how could you forget that tragic and horrifying event and even worse forget me *starts to cry*
we know eachother because we were both abducted by aliens at the same time, the aliens turned out to be Lady Gaga, and we both haven't been the same since *shifty eyes* D:
I'm surprised that you don't remember me, I was part of the jury at your court case last week. Remember? I was the only one who voted you innocent, everyone else was like "He definitely knifed and shot that guy on the sidewalk!" but I was just like "Impossible, he has banana hands."
WHaaa? How could you forget me! Remember you showed me your pet cockatoo and we dipped it in AIDS? OMG and then the time when you got herpes from the school of jellyfish in Guantanamo Bay. And later that night I killed a fleet of rabies infected kittens with you, I think. Yeah that was you because afterwards when we disposed of the bodies we met Justin Beiber while he was giving blow jobs to hobos.
we meet once at a Rave in my oven and like we thought it be a good idea to turn on the heat.....let just say it didn't go to well but its all good we're still here thats the main thing lol but we really just meet on the street and yu gave me money for the drugs to think that happened :D lool
dude we meet at a bar fight and i kiked you ass the we ran from the cops were we spent an awsome summer with swimming, dancing, and alot of bar fights then we found a baby in the street so we rased hi and now he's 5 and in jail....
Hey again. We met at the launderette, I dropped my £1 down under one of the machines. I was peering under it it with my bum in the air and you came round the bank of machines and tripped over me. I banged my head and cut myself, so you drove me to the hospital. I was okay so you made me pay for the car parking. It was £4.60. I didn't have the fair home so you dropped me off and then I realised all my clothes were still in a basket in the launderette.
We know each other from the time when i was walking past the bank, seeing that somebody had held a group of 50 people hostage, so i ran in, and slowly talked the person out of it, when he finally let everyone go, the last person to leave bumped into me, which is the first time we met, we introduced ourselves and ran down the nearest pizza place, where we ordered pizza and icecream, and decided to mix the 2 together, producing a great mess, resulting in us being kicked out of the restaurant.
Stephen, I'm appalled that you don't remember me. Remember when we went to that place and did that *thing* and *something* resulted from it? I thought, of all people, you'd remember me. I'm really hurt and someone else is kind of hurt, too. Well, I hope you can live with yourself.
P.S. It's that time of month to pay for that *thing* that happened.
You don't remember me!? We MET at the store... at that place... you know. I don't even need to say it. We talked... and then I gave my phone number to you... but THEN you never phoned me back. Why?! Thought we had a connection. No?... oh well. I thought this would happen. :(
You don't remember? Really. That's weird, because I literally thought it was the weirdest way to meet someone.
You see, I was on my way to get my car fixed. My air conditioning stopped working, and what are you suppose to do when that happens? While I was waiting, I went to the gas station to pick up something to eat, and you had been robbing the store. I love bad guys, so we immediately got married and had 3 kids, all boys, that love to rob gas stations. Wonder where they got that from?
What do you mean??? We met back when we were young and stupid! Oh, I know you remember those days at the llama farm... Gave me such a rush. Then you came over to play guitar hero! I kicked ass on guitar, you broke my drum sticks. Hell, we even survived the friken Zombie Apocalypse together! All those days shooting them in the brains, living only on canned carrots. Then you left one day to join Glee. I just couldn't stop you :(
You don't remember how we met?!?! It was at night like, 3 months ago. I was snoring on the park bench and you sat on me to wake me up. I screamed and broke your jaw(I see you recovered) and you shot my arm(it still hurts, thanks) then we went to go get coffee. Strange way people meet each other these days.
@3sixty5days So I take it you don't remember the ducks? Not even the hookers? You must have noticed the piercing?!?!? I mean you were all up for it at the time...
We met that one evening in December. Don't you remember? I was having difficulty lifting the dead hooker's body into the garbage bin because I'm so short. So you came over and helped give me a boost. Then it turned out she wasn't dead, just in a deep sleep so we took her back out and she gave us piggy back rides to the park. It was a fun night!
... I didn't run away but asked you if you would like to assist me in learning how to dance. You agreed and we both ran into the street where miraculously music started playing. Everyone stopped what they where doing and started dancing with us.
So on June 13th 2011 I knocked on your door but when you went to answer I hid. I was a failed door to door sales women by name of Flaurine, who was afraid to talk to people. I also was horrible at hide and seek. You spotted me hiding behind a parked car and came up to me and said hello. I just screamed and ran into the road. You didn't know what to do so you just stood there dumbfounded. After about a minute you went back inside and I went to knock on your door again. This time ...
How could you forget me! We were fugitives during world war two, I boosted you over the fence with my super strength! And we got ice cream afterwards (:
Ah, don't you remember? We were munchkins running around the park years back when we first met. We both met while swinging and you told me your ridiculous plans to swing so high that you'll loop around at the top. Then we continued on talking and became friends and things were smooth sailings until we both met a boy that we liked in high school. You got him first and we weren't friends. When you left on your far far vacation to America-land, he left you; then it was a big blur.
Well. It was during the winter. I was walking down that street around the corner and I was hungry. Suddenly I smelled something. It was bananas. With my ninjaskilles I climbed in through your window and ate your bananahands. Sry about that. Can I haz hug now? Pwetty pweez? :3
@DuffandDon haha :) god i hope they don't hope I am. Nah, I've been making videos on youtube for 4 years; have almost 80k subs; its how I started in rte.
*across the room and our eyes locked. You bought me a drink and things went on from there. We eventually ended up engaged on a boat to Venice after four years of being together, and then you LEFT me for AmazingPhil. I still can't believe you. Breaking us up is one thing, but did you have to break up Phil and Dan ? ): don't worry, I still love you (:
Remeber me? We met last summer. I accidently killed your dog. Well... What was I supposed to so when it was clinging onto my leg? I didnt know that it would end up in a grass cutter! But im sorry. Well it had to die sometime anyway right?
~A bit late but soo...
LittleMissEmilyx 1 week ago
I have that shirt!
Mazyoo 3 weeks ago
We met 6 years ago at a pokemon convention, You came over because we had the same pikachu Hoodie on, You asked my name so I told you, then for several months you tweeted me...occasionally, you dropped by a few months later and we hit things off, now we're married with 60 pet cats, You told me yesterday that you 'want to take it a step further' I see....So you want to share a room now
RhiannLovesMCR 1 month ago
Remember me? ... We met in that shoot out in the city that time ...You hid me in your basement for 4 months! We almost burnt the house down having a basement camp out with smoores.
-Way late but still funny.
MissSunnyJane 1 month ago
Australians share this trait. If some one just barges past the other ususally death stares or says "Fuck you to, mate!" :D
MissSunnyJane 1 month ago
i dont actually know you personally but i found one of your videos randomly, I can't remember the name of it but its when you call yourself sexy and then smack yourself. I remember that video because I watched the part where you either sneeze or cough repeatedly... not too sure why I did [x
junoneedsbleeker 1 month ago
I don't actually know you. You came up randomly because of other vids I watch and here we are. Brilliant. I think people, esp. the irish, apologize because of beer. I was once near a mosh pit and some tool slammed hard into me and I got mad at him. He was confused until I explained that he almost made me spill a drop. In a country full of professional drinkers and fighters, it is better to apologize, just in case there is alcohol involved.
dimgrund 1 month ago
Living in Canada: one of my friends stepped back, thought she bumped into someone and said sorry. Actually, it was a chair. So yeah, I know exactly what you mean.
creatievzyn 1 month ago
I'm always apoligizing when I bump into people. I wish I knew why we Irish do that (I'm Irish!)
racridan 1 month ago
oh no no no.. that trait is in Canadians too, happens in Canada all the time xD
kaaitcayouette 1 month ago 3
I love your accent it's adorable. Watch my vlogs :)
batterypuss 1 month ago
Stephen dont you remember its me Naomi we where sliding down a rainbow on unicorns last thursday around eight o clock.Freddie Kruger was there,We drank lyons tea with Brittney spears and pushed Brian Cowen down the stairs
BFFbleachfansforever 1 month ago
Pause at 0:06 .... I would love waking up to that face! (:
mers141 2 months ago 2
@mers141 I would like to too
racridan 1 month ago
THATS THE oNLY PUSSY YOU WILL GET lol im so funny
danieldav97 2 months ago
We meet at a pub and I was trying to drink a beer with my banana hands. We fell in love then you ate me in my sleep so you act like we never met.
keelyschmeely 2 months ago
We met in the summer of 1997, in a small town in Hawaii. We both were reaching for the last apple, when i was all like, u have and u were like, u have it! We went on for over 30 minutes, when we decided to split it after a stroll in the park. It was the worlds best apple. I stroked ur hair as we decided we were soul mates, started a bakery and made the best pies in all of Hawaii!! what kind of pies??? APPLE PIES!!
legodmyeggo 2 months ago
Play it at 2:19, pause at 2:21, and repeat.
smartcookiegirl 3 months ago
I always apologize even when it wasn't my fault and I feel like such an idiot when I do it abroad!
xJoleneMcx 3 months ago
Me and you? We met at the Zelda Festival, you know, where you and I ran wild and free and talked about purple mushrooms in your backyard. :)
Dansfreak96 3 months ago
I Love how that sully from monsters inc.pillow has the same facial expression i had when i first saw stephans videos
<3 love u stephan!
=^_^=
JAYYDAHVIEANDY 3 months ago
I have that shirt!! This Is Awkward But I Like It. <3
libbyluroo232425 3 months ago
@3sixty5days 00:50-00:53 reminds me of my every weekend :3
gerrygirl093 3 months ago
Dude, you didn't make my bed after you borrowed it in windmill lane!
/The 2 Swedish lads (:
Normaister 3 months ago
ive missed you
AddHartTv 4 months ago
he is wearing A LIVELAVALIVE T-SHIRT !!! whoo hooo lool it says this is awkward but i like it ... the black t-shirt were he has a gun and knife ... go check livelavalive u will laugh ur ass off
babeeebuddah 5 months ago 2
Karl rullleeess ! ( yeah I'm from Paris :) )
jacklabite 5 months ago
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mrlouist457 5 months ago
Remember me? ....No seriously, do you? Because I can't remember anything from the past 7 years. Who the hell is Obama?
EELClove98 5 months ago
It's ok everybody his balls have dropped already.. But he still has a whining voice
garym5 5 months ago
What you left your wife for my dad.. the post man?
DXNeverLetGoXD 5 months ago
I kicked my wife in the shins because she said my shirt looked nice and... well, our friendship went uphill from there.
SmpleNo1 5 months ago
remember me? I'm the one you fell in love with after that concert. You had me come back stage and all I said was "I'm Jamie." Then two years late we got married and you fell out of a helicopter on our honey moon. Then three years later you died in a crazy muffin avalanch in the forest of the mysterious giraffes. Now its 23 years laters and I'm finally catching up to you in the after life and you don't even know my blood type?
ARTxISxEVERYTHINGx 5 months ago
OMG Your Sexy and Crazy Thats Awesome :)
DarkAngelcandy 5 months ago
That coke looks awesome....
Randomnessfulable 6 months ago
I do this to people, but now that I live in Scotland...well, let's not get into that :)
mrbuckbeak 6 months ago
That thing about Irish people is true..I'm not Irish, but my friend is Irish/English. She was born and partially raised in Dublin. She does it all the time, like I bumped into her, I apologized, and she said "No, that was my fault. I'm sorry." lol
xXHaleyXx190 6 months ago
in Canada you could push someone off a building and they will apologize on the way down
ajgolfer1 6 months ago
BUT IF YOU MARRIED JUAREZ THEN I WONT BE ABLE TO MARRY YOU!!! You said you would wait for me, stephen. YOU SAID YOU WOULD WAIT! Oh wait...that didnt happen nvm. But it happened in my fantasies!
alexis474542 6 months ago
I wish my school years were like that..........
sydneebanff 6 months ago
So true, that we Irish people both say sorry!
SineadGames 6 months ago
i just noticed the pillow in the background <3
jenniferlynnashe 6 months ago
remember me? You and i ride dino-raptors and last week we went for dinner at the dump and found a used tissue that we sold on ebay claiming it was justin beibers !! and then we became million airs!!
wateverfunzzies 6 months ago
That's funny because you got punched in this face around this time last year didn't you?
chloemeatsix 7 months ago
Don't you remember me? You have to! You and me had a picky swear to remember each other FOREVER! Which is a kinda weird pinky swear to make...... Oh wait its I that forgot you! Ooooooohhhhhhh! Well I better stand on one foot for the rest of my life! :P
SineadGames 7 months ago
Remember me? I was getting a tall mocha frapp at starbucks and you were there. Didn't take my order but you and your friend pointed at me and were whispering.....but I said Excuse me? Hi....what's in a granola bar? :p
pariskoalakat 7 months ago
Don't you remember? You raped me.
ohsnapitskate1 7 months ago
this is akward but i like it (=
Melissayshiya 7 months ago
Hey Stephen hope you like my story about us meeting! Let me know what you think, I have a short story to write for my class and I may turn this one in but I need to know if it's any good. thanks ~:)
fethefearless 7 months ago
You called me one more time just last week and told me about your new girlfriend and how you plan to take her to the Hollywood. I put on a brave face and used my acting skills to lie to you and say I'm happy for you. You told me goodbye and that you might call again soon. The line went dead, I whispered I love you into the phone and cried that night. I will always regret not making a move when I had the chance but I'm happy that you are happy I love you enough to want that. BASED ON A TRUE STORY
fethefearless 7 months ago
I saw you at the bar again on Monday and you came to see me. You said "I never got your name beautiful" so I told you "My name is Felicia but most people call me Lola". I asked for your name and you said "they call me 3sixty5days" We exchanged numbers and hung out to talk a few more times after that day but soon enough you found a new girl that you started to like and I never saw you again. I still work at that bar just waiting for you to come through that door and kiss me again. (STAY TUNED)
fethefearless 7 months ago
You told me of your love and how you planned to get married soon. Not only was she your first love but also the mother of your child. I felt so bad for you because you had nobody to talk to or to help you through this. Your mom was abusive, you never met your dad, and your dog had bit you and ran away. As I talked to you I saw past the tears and realized how beautiful you were. By my embarrassment I said that aloud and you told me that I was beautiful to. You kissed me and then left right after.
fethefearless 7 months ago
You don't remember me? Well let me refresh your memory, it was a Friday night and you were at a bar. I was working as the bar tender when I saw you sitting there drinking your sadness away. I needed to get home to make sure my little sister got to bed on time but I decided I would check on you. Apparently you were morning over your dead x-girlfriend and so I went to talk to you about it. I could totally relate to you because the summer before we met my x-boyfriend died. stay tuned for more!!
fethefearless 7 months ago
I'm sure you remember me, yes? We were stuck in that giant pit and suddenly there were snakes everywhere. Then we used the magic rapunzel hair I was using as a belt to teleport us to the dimension of funny, cute, YouTube Bloggers. I knew you wouldn't forget that, especially because they had the best cookies EVER!!! c:
AllisynSmileyface 7 months ago
do you remeber me? yeah i was the girl who helped you out the llama inclouser when you fell in last summer, we then spent the whole day appologising to the RSPCA who thought we killed that tiger. We stayed together for 3 years until that unfortunate accident involving a curtin and a chair. Oh and Eliza, your daughter, says hi. although she is annoyed that you didnt turn up on her 3rd birthday, but she says thanks for the pet shark :) x
deathbyjellybabies 7 months ago
wtf how can you not remember the time with the people and the faces and you jumped that hooker and then that one cop stole your pants so we jumped into the back seat of you car and played the bouncy bed game only it was the bouncy seat game... you told me it was the effing best time of your life you crazy son of a batch of cookies!!!!!!!!!!!!!
scifichic4639 8 months ago
"im going to the OXYGEN festival"
TheColorfulSock 8 months ago
Stephen Byrne punched me in the face once...
It was awesome.
absterization 8 months ago
Is it sad that I like to see you covered in blood?lol
DarkSeductions 8 months ago
marry me?
IfiWasAduck 8 months ago
Hahhaha we do that apologising thing in england too.
blueberrymuffin99 8 months ago
*shakes head* dear god what do you mean you dont remember me i was the p.s dont forget to bring the cupcakes for the IRS meating later on tonight
fireyonix 8 months ago
*shakes head* dear god what do you mean you dont remember me i was the one who not only taught you how to shop lift but how to fire a gun! 1 dollar! really after all that time>.< remebere we met when you were running after my post truck...*sigh*...and if i hear any more about this walking around with knifes im taking the children. the bananas deserve to know there father wont inedvertedly attempt to kill them...
fireyonix 8 months ago
How dare you. How dare you not remember the very person who asked you "What's in a granola bar?" ... Shocked is what I am. Shocked.
MoonchildOfDarkness 8 months ago 2
Ah, those postmen.
Always the ones you don't expect! :/
See you at Oxegen! :L,
If i see you I'm sorry to say I am going to be a huge geek and go up to you, explain we talked on the phone, and how you knew people in donegal :L
Loved the video (:
keepsmilinghoney 8 months ago
i walked by you yesterday on grafton st and we locked eyes ;) but kept walkin haha :)
KTbex 8 months ago
Seriously?! You don't remember the girl who helped you kill those ninja pirate alien sparkling vampire robot zombies?!!! I am shocked at you Stephen. Of course, then you got amnesia when I accidentally stabbed you in the lung and you died several times before we discovered you were immortal and secretly hoarding parts of your soul inside 17 year old boys.
Zic0997 8 months ago 14
I feel it's best that I'm the one who tell you about what happened between us. You used to have a deadly disease that turned your brain into mush. I was your nurse at the hospital you were being treated at. We fell in love. Sadly we could not cure your disease, but we were able to save all your memories besides the last year and insert it into your new brain, which had almost an exact match to your previous presonality. Which means you don't remember me. But I still love you.
BarelyLauren 8 months ago
you dont renember me? i was the one who peeled the banana skins off your hands when you got hungry?!? jesus christ!
lizzithelion 8 months ago 2
I no u from rte
X11XVideos 8 months ago
You don't remember me?! Well.. this is rather disappointing. I just dropped you off at the airport. I get your meals, I get your hair products, I book your meetings, flights, and other transportation ever since you gave away your ca.. I mean... gave me a "new" car for my birthday.. which died out a few days later... Nice way to get rid of it. I also drove all the way to pick you up after your jail time, I would have bailed you out but with the incredible low pay I get.... Remember now?!?
jjcooljj 8 months ago
Oh my! You don't remember me? Seriously? After I saved you from that flying panda? Really? I was just walking down the street to the grocery, and there was a banana peel right in my path. I slipped and fell on somebody, which just so happened to be you! We got into an apology war. I was saying it was my fault for not watching where I was going, while you were saying it was your fault for not warning me about the banana. Then....
xemoandproudx 8 months ago
What? Seriously you don't know know I am? I'm that one you told that you were actually in the matrix and that actually a bald guy in a tube filled with water hooked up to a bunch of cords like some man-baby! You owe me!!!
DeadDayGal 8 months ago
How can you not remember me ! We met in the line when you were buying your fancy coca cola's for you video. I helped you choose which colour to get!
omglifeonmars 8 months ago
hahha Juarez? hahahah that's so funny stephen! haahha
and what it would be ur name? Raul?? haha xD
i love you <3
biabka 8 months ago
this video reminds me of how the old ones were. loved it! keep up the good work <3
ponziXmusicXlover 8 months ago 36
@ponziXmusicXlover glad to be makin' them like you love them again :)
3sixty5days 8 months ago 32
Surley You Can Rember Me?? Im the girl that spent my 27 years of knowing you loving you..You told me you felt the same,i woke up one day to find you gone ..The note you left read only the word 'Sorry' ..to this very day i never got over you ... i hope you rember the countless nights we snuggled up on the sofa watching hot fuzz with popcorn, the nights we lay next to each other dreaming about our future together... and the many times you told me you loved me was this all a lie ... :-/ xox
HippyHair132 8 months ago
Hehe i always do did!!im sorry!!
sxcbxxxh2kii8 8 months ago
the funny thing is, me as a german went to Dublin last week and felt totally bad when I didnt apologize everytime I bumped into someone. I mean, in germany no one cares and in dublin (especially the last days) I was walking through grafton street like "sorry... sorry... ah, sorry" the whole time!
TeppAwesome 8 months ago
@TeppAwesome mir ist es in edinburgh genauso gegangen... grüße aus wien :)
IntotheSun8 8 months ago
livelavalive shirt!!
dontclickhereorelce 8 months ago
omg im wearing the same stretcher :O
roryh50 8 months ago
How come you don't remember me? I... well... I don't remember you either.
VFKEatTheCheese 8 months ago
XD LAWL
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445happy 8 months ago
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445happy 8 months ago
You remember me dont you stephen?
I was the one that through Trixie across the room and yelled "Go Pikachu"...when i was sober.
I was the one who gave you banana hands, the one who got excited when you said that Kanye West was dead
The one that has been watching your videos for years, the one who ..shamefully..cried when you subscribed to me, and the one who will continue to support you through your YouTube career.
MuttonChopInButchers 8 months ago
Steweys best friend, Doug was back at the resort, but then Teddy was missing, and remember that monkey with a severed finger. Alan's head got shaved for an unexplained reason! Stewey had a tattoo on his face that resembled mike tysons, and we couldnt remember any of it. Us, the wolf-pack retraced our steps through strip clubs, tattoo parlors and cocaine-dealing monkeys on the streets of Bangkok as we tried to find Teddy before the wedding started.
iGeorgeK 8 months ago
Dont u remember?! Duhh we were at our friend Steweys party cuz he was getting married. Along with Doug, Phil, and his soon-to-be brother-in-law Teddy, Stewey regretfully invited Alan to Thailand for the wedding. After a quiet night on the beach with a beer and toasting marshmallows by the camp fire, Stewey, you Alan, Phil and I wake up in a seedy apartment in Bangkok.
iGeorgeK 8 months ago
Hey remember me? You said you'd call. Why didn't you call? I WAITED FOR DAYS!!! Remember I was the one who triped over that guy you bumped into with the knife and gun. once again i am sorry, totally my fault. I really shouldn't trip over dead guys, I should've been paying attention. We danced in the moonlight until we got chased off the lawn and then got arrested for looking like two new criminals. I shouldn't have been wearing that mask. Wait your Stephen with an 'A' right? Opps! Wrong person!
snowbunny94 8 months ago
...God I love you. You little Irish guy you!
Demoliboo 8 months ago
You see we met fighting off hordes of beiber fans after we threw a bottle at his head. Then not to shortly after we managed to piss off team edward and team jacob by showing them how much more pretty you are. Oh good days
bandaidsforbatteries 8 months ago
God I laughed so hard
XsingleXkittykatX 8 months ago
don't you remember me? we met in Vegas 5 years ago and we won $40,000 at the casino . we then went to the bar and drank 7 bottles of vodka to celebrate, the next morning we woke up married, in Mexico with a dollar. not sure what happened in between... how could you forget!
nyisforloversxo 8 months ago
Hey, Stephen! Remember me? No? That's good, that means the memory loss pills I put into your lemonade worked I mean, uh, hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
raggamuffins13 8 months ago
Don't you remember me? I was at the beach with my mate in Spain and i seen you, but didn't know any Spanish, so I rang my sister Louise and she taught me a few words. Turns out you where English and just loved my accent! Don't you remember? No...oh...ok.
Emie11x 8 months ago
Don't you remember me? We met at that Mexican standoff somewhere in South-East Asia. We were fighting because we claimed there was only room for one Irish person in that village. You shot me in the face, and I apologised for getting your bullet all bloody. Then I shot you for not accepting my apology and apologised again.
Woke up in hospital. You were in a bed at the other end of the ward, and we spent the rest of the week shouting apologies to eachother. I can't remember much after that.
bucketsofflamingcake 8 months ago
so we got married when you were 18...no wonder you cheated on me...
ihumpmetal 8 months ago
Do you not remember me? I remember you! We got talking at that 'special' club last night . After following you through a 'stage' door we ended up running down into a darkened alley. You temporairly lost your memory and started to scream about abduction, i reassured you with a calming pill of my own concoction! Thats how you woke up (handcuffed) in my bed, oh and when you manage to retrieve it. Wash the thingy please, moneys tight with the euro struggle...see you later my beautiful boy!
rosiethemad 8 months ago
we always apologise for EVERYTHING in Ireland. even when someone tells us to stop apologising, we'll apologise for it.
maxmaximum10 8 months ago
How can you not remember me? D: We planned that trip to Alaska to rescue the penguins, and we both took one home. I named mine Oli. I think you called yours Cupcake! And you lost a couple of toes from frost bite. But when you woke up the next morning.. they were gone. I'm sure the cleaning lady was having a nice TOE sammich when we got down stairs to check out. Oh well. Some people like their sammiches with nails, some don't! :D
TennantBaker 8 months ago
I bumped into you in the street, we both said sorry, but you were so sorry you bought me a coke, and I was so sorry I bought you dinner. As we were leaving we bumped into each other and I fell over so you bought me a pint. Two days later we woke up in Ibiza, covered in foam and tequila.
kenthekool 8 months ago
Oh so that is where I get my constantly apologizing from. The irish in me. o-o Stephen I like your face.
UberRaddSter 8 months ago
I miss you so much!! Please make more videos :(
AddictedToOwls 8 months ago
You Dont Remember Me? I'm guessing your too much of a CUNT to remember me. Nevermind.
RealChieSatonaka 8 months ago
you don't remember me? haaayyy, c'mon stop playing. We played football together...well I played football. You on the other hand were playing tiddley winks in the changing room and stalking your toaster with its amazing heating feature and playing with Green around your hands... While I @'ed you five hundred times and you didn't answer because you were busy in your room drawing smiley faces on your fingertips?....oh no wait that was me. Stephen Byrne
RoyReidy 8 months ago
You don't remember? We met at the zoo. Yeah you where standing around where the apes were at with your head turned away from them and you didn't notice the apes trying to grab your wonderful banana hands and I was like, "Unhand him you dirty apes, his hands aren't your dinner tonight!" I saved your life that day, how could you forget that tragic and horrifying event and even worse forget me *starts to cry*
animeyaoilover14 8 months ago
we know eachother because we were both abducted by aliens at the same time, the aliens turned out to be Lady Gaga, and we both haven't been the same since *shifty eyes* D:
emmaaaaalou 8 months ago
We met in ur dreams :D!
msLolloLolita 8 months ago
I'm surprised that you don't remember me, I was part of the jury at your court case last week. Remember? I was the only one who voted you innocent, everyone else was like "He definitely knifed and shot that guy on the sidewalk!" but I was just like "Impossible, he has banana hands."
awesomealliteration 8 months ago 167
id marry you.....just sayin *shifty eyes*
LaurenMinutes 8 months ago
I apologize when I bump into people all the time (and waaaay to much too) XD
LonelyxHeartsxClub 8 months ago
WHaaa? How could you forget me! Remember you showed me your pet cockatoo and we dipped it in AIDS? OMG and then the time when you got herpes from the school of jellyfish in Guantanamo Bay. And later that night I killed a fleet of rabies infected kittens with you, I think. Yeah that was you because afterwards when we disposed of the bodies we met Justin Beiber while he was giving blow jobs to hobos.
paramorepop98 8 months ago
Stephen, if I see you at Oxegen I will NOT be held responsible for my actions.
tranquilnightmares 8 months ago
We know eachother cause of chuck norris:)
powerbuttonpandemic 8 months ago
@3sixty5days Yes....... cover blown. Darn it!
TheMegerz 8 months ago
aww stephen+juarez!! lol
Xxnicoroxxx 8 months ago
we meet once at a Rave in my oven and like we thought it be a good idea to turn on the heat.....let just say it didn't go to well but its all good we're still here thats the main thing lol but we really just meet on the street and yu gave me money for the drugs to think that happened :D lool
zombiepauline 8 months ago
We meet because i followed your vlog as your accent is sexy ;)
lucyylollipop 8 months ago
dude we meet at a bar fight and i kiked you ass the we ran from the cops were we spent an awsome summer with swimming, dancing, and alot of bar fights then we found a baby in the street so we rased hi and now he's 5 and in jail....
brezelovesgir 8 months ago
OMG A CAT?! i love cats they are adorable, and so r you.
Girlover14223 8 months ago
Hey again. We met at the launderette, I dropped my £1 down under one of the machines. I was peering under it it with my bum in the air and you came round the bank of machines and tripped over me. I banged my head and cut myself, so you drove me to the hospital. I was okay so you made me pay for the car parking. It was £4.60. I didn't have the fair home so you dropped me off and then I realised all my clothes were still in a basket in the launderette.
beccki93 8 months ago
Stephen!!! Your friend has the same name as me and it really freaked me out! I was like "How does he know my name?!"
XDarbear 8 months ago
We know each other from the time when i was walking past the bank, seeing that somebody had held a group of 50 people hostage, so i ran in, and slowly talked the person out of it, when he finally let everyone go, the last person to leave bumped into me, which is the first time we met, we introduced ourselves and ran down the nearest pizza place, where we ordered pizza and icecream, and decided to mix the 2 together, producing a great mess, resulting in us being kicked out of the restaurant.
melthegreb 8 months ago
Stephen, I'm appalled that you don't remember me. Remember when we went to that place and did that *thing* and *something* resulted from it? I thought, of all people, you'd remember me. I'm really hurt and someone else is kind of hurt, too. Well, I hope you can live with yourself.
P.S. It's that time of month to pay for that *thing* that happened.
SilentSound73 8 months ago
@3sixty5days Yes but that wasnt as funny as the time you got the mucus one ;) x
AmberRawrable 8 months ago
You don't remember me!? We MET at the store... at that place... you know. I don't even need to say it. We talked... and then I gave my phone number to you... but THEN you never phoned me back. Why?! Thought we had a connection. No?... oh well. I thought this would happen. :(
CaitlinEnjoyOnline92 8 months ago
You don't remember? Really. That's weird, because I literally thought it was the weirdest way to meet someone.
You see, I was on my way to get my car fixed. My air conditioning stopped working, and what are you suppose to do when that happens? While I was waiting, I went to the gas station to pick up something to eat, and you had been robbing the store. I love bad guys, so we immediately got married and had 3 kids, all boys, that love to rob gas stations. Wonder where they got that from?
NicoleAshleigh01 8 months ago
You don't remember how we met??? It's okay neither do I..
kkrazylovesrock 8 months ago
What do you mean??? We met back when we were young and stupid! Oh, I know you remember those days at the llama farm... Gave me such a rush. Then you came over to play guitar hero! I kicked ass on guitar, you broke my drum sticks. Hell, we even survived the friken Zombie Apocalypse together! All those days shooting them in the brains, living only on canned carrots. Then you left one day to join Glee. I just couldn't stop you :(
SimplyBridgett 8 months ago
You don't remember how we met?!?! It was at night like, 3 months ago. I was snoring on the park bench and you sat on me to wake me up. I screamed and broke your jaw(I see you recovered) and you shot my arm(it still hurts, thanks) then we went to go get coffee. Strange way people meet each other these days.
kinzyandchelsey 8 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
I found this accidentally.. No offence :L.. But it is CLSS!! :O.. Your unreal funny and deffoo showing all my friends! <3
EimearDreamer393 8 months ago
I found this accidentally.. No offence :L.. But it is CLSS!! :O.. Your unreal funny and deffoo shwoing all my friends! <3
EimearDreamer393 8 months ago
Your "This is Awkward" shirt totally fit that scene well because it's always awkward getting into "apologizing" fights.
Kerdeekins 8 months ago
@3sixty5days So I take it you don't remember the ducks? Not even the hookers? You must have noticed the piercing?!?!? I mean you were all up for it at the time...
claudiaalicia1 8 months ago
oxygen festival. That sounds so... airy.
Arobotrain 8 months ago
We met that one evening in December. Don't you remember? I was having difficulty lifting the dead hooker's body into the garbage bin because I'm so short. So you came over and helped give me a boost. Then it turned out she wasn't dead, just in a deep sleep so we took her back out and she gave us piggy back rides to the park. It was a fun night!
xNickJisOffTheChain 8 months ago 2
... I didn't run away but asked you if you would like to assist me in learning how to dance. You agreed and we both ran into the street where miraculously music started playing. Everyone stopped what they where doing and started dancing with us.
Linefollower24 8 months ago
So on June 13th 2011 I knocked on your door but when you went to answer I hid. I was a failed door to door sales women by name of Flaurine, who was afraid to talk to people. I also was horrible at hide and seek. You spotted me hiding behind a parked car and came up to me and said hello. I just screamed and ran into the road. You didn't know what to do so you just stood there dumbfounded. After about a minute you went back inside and I went to knock on your door again. This time ...
Linefollower24 8 months ago
@3sixty5days we met when u heard me scream MY NAMES EILISH NOT EYELEESHHH....no one can say my irish name....:,(
misslishielou 8 months ago
How could you forget me! We were fugitives during world war two, I boosted you over the fence with my super strength! And we got ice cream afterwards (:
mexisxchrissy 8 months ago
Ur a money grabbin Jew !
glynnfitzgerald 8 months ago
HA HA! That Was Not Funny !
POdgeS20 8 months ago
Ahhhh he subscribed to me!!! :D Ahhh I <3 him:D:D:D
HeyitsMaryClaire 8 months ago
Be seen u in the blue zone then XDDD
zhuchkovm 8 months ago
Thats unfair.When i saw stephen byrne rip i was certain you had died but it turns out you were joking. Btw i fucking hate you.
dapkam1 8 months ago
Hahaha Omg I always apologise if someone bumps into me, haha aww i couldnt stop laughing its so true! :P
HeyitsMaryClaire 8 months ago
You're wearing pants at the end of the video!
XxaleyixX 8 months ago
give me that sully teddy bear! I love it!x
KatVanBuren 8 months ago
we met after I drove a cement mixer into Leinster house.
068paholly 8 months ago
Holy shit you are one little fucking FAG
facup88 8 months ago
Ah, don't you remember? We were munchkins running around the park years back when we first met. We both met while swinging and you told me your ridiculous plans to swing so high that you'll loop around at the top. Then we continued on talking and became friends and things were smooth sailings until we both met a boy that we liked in high school. You got him first and we weren't friends. When you left on your far far vacation to America-land, he left you; then it was a big blur.
Unbantered 8 months ago
wa zone u in
zhuchkovm 8 months ago
@zhuchkovm I'm in the vip zone but i'm sure i'll be hanging around them all :)
3sixty5days 8 months ago 5
@3sixty5days oooooooooooh can i come with you!!!
superkroger 8 months ago
I got scared when I saw the title :(
Gela3time 8 months ago
@3sixty5days Get Your Ass To Cork Please :) Would Be Amazing! <3
DeannaTenison 8 months ago
There are 17 more people to win :)
3sixty5days 8 months ago
@3sixty5days Any Chance of a bottle? :)
MrBananaJesus 8 months ago
THE FIRST THREE WINNERS OF THE COKE COMPETITION ARE UP ON THE CHANNEL PAGE IN MY DESCRIPTIONS
3sixty5days 8 months ago
Well. It was during the winter. I was walking down that street around the corner and I was hungry. Suddenly I smelled something. It was bananas. With my ninjaskilles I climbed in through your window and ate your bananahands. Sry about that. Can I haz hug now? Pwetty pweez? :3
Ylvos 8 months ago
@Ylvos *hugs massively*
3sixty5days 8 months ago
@3sixty5days You just made my day. <3 I was sad, now I'm not as much. Thank you!
Ylvos 8 months ago
The reason this video is gettin so many views is because everyone sees the title and thinks the young guy from RTEs dead!
DuffandDon 8 months ago
@DuffandDon haha :) god i hope they don't hope I am. Nah, I've been making videos on youtube for 4 years; have almost 80k subs; its how I started in rte.
3sixty5days 8 months ago
@3sixty5days oh right, well I guess its getting views for other reasons too!!! keep it up and continued success dude :)
DuffandDon 8 months ago
u shud be shot dead get a life u fuckin loser, if i see u at oxegen i will peg u into a mud bath
glynnfitzgerald 8 months ago
@glynnfitzgerald mud baths! good for the skin! thanks for popping back here so much! you pay me each time you do :D <3
3sixty5days 8 months ago
*across the room and our eyes locked. You bought me a drink and things went on from there. We eventually ended up engaged on a boat to Venice after four years of being together, and then you LEFT me for AmazingPhil. I still can't believe you. Breaking us up is one thing, but did you have to break up Phil and Dan ? ): don't worry, I still love you (:
GeorgeLovesYouLots 8 months ago
I was in Ireland on a business trip when I saw you acroo
GeorgeLovesYouLots 8 months ago