Dane Cook - What Would You Do If?

[wjrshepherd10]

LMFAO I Love the line when he says he would have called his girl a fucking asshole to her face if she let him run out of gas!!! XD

[crypto6496]

JOKE STEALER

[zach3893]

@crypto6496 really? I like when people say this and have absolutely no clue what jokes he supposedly stole? So sumor me; what jokes have dane cook stolen?

[neoseeker98]

@zach3893 look up the video louis ck and dane cook jokes

[neoseeker98]

@zach3893 to be exact watch this video /watch?v=zZDYCZEa4Ms

[zach3893]

@neoseeker98 Wow; so if one comedian tells a joke about naming their kid or getting hit by a car; nobody else is ever allowed to tell a different joke about someone getting hit by car or naming their kid?

[neoseeker98]

@zach3893 i dont have a problem with it i was just giving you an example of why people think that i dont think he stole the jokes those are pretty common topics

[thetoolman22]

they missed the 1st part

how long have you guys been about to break up

its on the isolated incident

[ShavanaSalas]

"What if you looked down and I had an Erection?" bahahahaha!!!

[BlueRedGooGoo]

@ShavanaSalas i'd deal with that later? i dont know what the fuck. can you not add a third amendment to this right now please

[517studmuffin]

My girl just did this right now!!! she said What would you do if we accidentally got me pregnant? I thought of this immediately. WWDCD? hahaha

[ShavanaSalas]

@517studmuffin Hahahahaha!!!

[mrsnicholasjonas1994]

haha well i just asked my bf wether he would kill me if i did the What if game

AND HE SAID YES HAHAHAHAHA

[jhussain95]

thats worrying

[monckey100]

"trust me this is gonna be funny" XD i love that part, and yeah i play that game lol

[MileyHorseLover12]

LMAO!.....An i didnt come back forr YOUUUUUUU ahah i luv that part

[UrSt3pFaThEr]

haha i finally know what he says and it is hilarious, gotta admit the 30 seconds of beeping got me wondering

[hazmat5793]

lol I saw him at the rose garden...lol probably shouldnt have seen the special first cuz it ruined it

[sk8rguy4life1123]

wasn't this isolated incident And was this at msg

[Ambuhh08]

No, this was at St. Pete Times Forum in Tampa, Florida.

[Punk1044]

!!!!!! i was in tampa late january this year..Said u posted this feburary...when was it? i wish i had know that he was going there.

[dyematrix08]

I WENT TO THIS FUCKING SHOW!!! HAHA UTAH E-CENTER HELL YEAH! it was so bad ass!! haha i was on the floor 2nd row.

[vanjuskaproeski]

lmao hes so right about the booth =D

[arya131]

i finally know what he says. and its funny yet discusting....lol

[DeathBringer9216]

In the censored version that whole sentence is gone.

[NoWayGamer]

ya they even censor the word teacher.. lol

[ddrum121]

i'd walk to subway and get a footlong but on the way i would be roomanating of a much a fuckin bitch you are! LOL

[rayakaderey]

now i know what he says... finnaly

[twihardobsession16]

This was sooo funny!!! I had so much fun when i saw him the other day.....he is amazing!!

[Kibbleman001]

ty person who put this on youtube i was so pissed when comedy central blepped out like everything he said

[Ambuhh08]

@Kibbleman001 you're welcome lol

[stelleebaby]

so funny!

i'm happy now i know what he says. :D

[laffinlemonlover]

hahahahahaha omfg the end was hilarious

[williamherbert]

His buddy Bobby must be Bob Kelly DUUUUUUUUUDE

[jesusjuicey69]

I FINALLY KNOW WHAT HE SAYS.

WOOOOT! (:

[NoWayGamer]

ya that censor was annoying as hell

[frankiekamp]

in my opinion, the censor made it funnier on comedy central. it just added to the disgustingness. because now that i know what he actually says, it's not as funny.

[NoWayGamer]

eh... id rather not be wondering.. TBH i was pretty pissed cuz comedy central said "Uncut, Uncensored, No Commercials" and of course there was commercials, ive seen some shit on these live vids that werent on CC so it was cut.. and of course they censored all the good parts

[rayakaderey]

ya i know

[someonebetternot]

isnt this going on comedy central soon

[kingsfoillove]

may 17 10pm

[plyror]

it was good but he is in the laugh factory for 30 people

[onewholaughsalot14]

what would u do, if i took all this food I just made and threw away...? and i sed i would go to the subway and get a foot long while i ruminated about it the entire time! lmao I luv Dane!

[HMD798]

LOL!

gotta love Dane :D