Staten Island Girl

[SAMMARTINO68]

The question is can you suck cock good?

[nerbyy]

I just seriously... wanted to punch her in the mouth the moment she opened it..

[sblwarrior75]

First off, most guys CAN do better, and it looks like you were rejected alot?

[mrsnarfadoodle]

Hello comment leavers, this is satire. If you dont think this is funny that is totally understandable, however, if you take this seriously... your an idiot.

[anmoweb]

O boy that is a nasty attitude! You, considerate? What a joke! If you were the least considerate you would understand that smoking is bad for children, adults, people with asthma & other lung diseases, and be more interested in deeper subjects than your own little superficial life. You know when a man want to marry a girl she also need to have a nice attitude, a way of behaving & a good upbringing. You need to work on your personality & your attitude. You suck girl!

[gamerguy209]

I like how she says " I'm totally smart, I have a maters degree and stuff."

[jkDONOTS]

u look like snooki....

[regidamac]

SHE SOUNDS EXTREMELY SUPERFICIAL, and thats not a good quality



[regidamac]

SHE SOUNDS EXTREMELY SUPERFICIAL, and thats not a good quality

[rileymayhem20]

she could get my number... you like apples

[LightSaber715]

wierdo

[1989Nickk]

ew your ulgy ..eville bitch

[cathyislost18]

@1989Nickk i live in eville...lmfaoo



[cheeesefunnel]

gold cross and chest hair? PEEEWWWWWSSHHH!!! CHE PUZZA!!

[xxcartman91xx]

ur hot ;D

[erik71811]

ewwwwwww

[50centisafag]

lets hope shedoesnt look like this for ever, thumbs up

[50centisafag]

i had a terd come out like her yesterday

[freefalln329]

Believe us your not.

[BreKilljoy]

Kill it with fire!

[mixedmeteor]

She's gotta Masters Degree and Stuff.

[ViNandGaB]

this is not what saten island girls LOOK LIKE TRUST US

[florida499]

u r breathtaking @2:50

[homeslice5000]

I can't say that it came as a shock, but according to a recent study, Staten Island ranks 3rd in the world for masturbation related accidents (surpassed only by New Dehli, India, and P'yŏngyang, North Korea.)In Staten Island, the number of masturbation-related casualties even surpasses those attributed to intoxication and drug abuse! The problem is so bad that that the federal government is considering several responsible masturbation initiatives for the area, including a heavy-duty ad campaign

[kissmethruthephone44]

u loook like demi lovato

[SobeBottle1000]

is she.. being serious??

[PURFUKNMAGIK]

I just wanted to say i really enjoy you in those Subway commercials!

Keep up the good work Jared!!

[Krazy4sokker]

SHEMALE ALERT!!!

[mondocaneman]

You idiots here leaving dumbass comments..this all toungue n' cheek humor! can't u guys take a joke? It's supposed to be a parody! At least she's trying to be funny!

[BPerone201]

What the hell is your weird ass talking about!?

You seem insane, to be quite honest.

[NicolexDance18]

offensive.

[florida499]

you are a gifted actresss.......

[kissmethruthephone44]

is this demi lovato???

[distortedmozart]

you look like aburn victim, whats up wit dem brows

[wuddupcuzz]

ugliest girl in the world and she has balls for putting that face that only a mother could love on youtube like this

[Hotteavaletti]

well guys you should totally date my sister if you want a smart and sexy girl beause

she got on dean's list at NYU and people say that all the celebs go to nyu.so don't date this looser slut!!!!!!

DATE MY SISTER NOT THIS THING

[BrianPepperoni]

You don't sound any smarter saying "The fact of the matter" repeatedly.

[imCopacetic]

masters degree n stuff. lmaoo

[florida499]

ur lips are pop'n

[miltonraiders]

stanton island girls are UGLY! To overly confident, atttitude, and they look like fucken dudes!

[florida499]

I love SI girl/maria theresa........her voice is hypnotising

[florida499]

U R a gifted actress...............your lips r pop'n, great eye brows

[florida499]

a JAP play'n an italian princess......great stuff, you are a gifted actress.....

[alexandra320]

GIRLS ON STATEN ISLAND DO NOT ACT LIKE THIS AND YOUUUU ARE ONE OF THE MORONNSSS WHO GIVE EVERYONE THAT IDEA. NICE ACCENT BY THE WAY TRY GETTTING SOMEWHERE IN LIFE OR EVER TAKEN SERIOUSLY SPEAKING LIKE THAT.

[Pancakes908]

@alexandra320 this is completely true this bitch is fucking stupid...I'd love to back smack her all the way back to her mothers vagina!!!or hit her with an 18-wheeler :) I'm from Staten Island and I definitely BY FAR DO NOT talk like this bitch! In fact in the type of girl who loves mud tucks old metal country music UFC ...CALL OF DUTY...SONIC...ZELDA...awesome games...and i kick ass!!!and there are more like me :) and guess what we still look DAMN GOOD...NOT PLASTIC!!!this bitch is an ugly mess

[RavenKing1978]

A pretty good catch hahahahahaha You look like a Drag Queen

[frannx96]

someone got gangbanged by crayola :P

[squirlybmx]

pro tip: look into porn you may do well there considering your shitface

[InfamousBledar]

THE GUY DEFF. REJECTED HER AND MADE THIS VIDEO TO SAY THAT TO HIM!!!!!!!!!!! LOWWWWW LIFEEE

[braposo23]

lmfao mtv tru life!!!!

[JonasLuvr90210]

wtf? your a freak! and wtf u were cleaning a knife!!!!!

[Mitsyrules]

Haha, she's so arrogant for no reason. She's ugly and not smart, even though she thinks she's a gorgeous genius. I don't like to call ugly people ugly because they can't help being ugly, but she's just a nasty troll who thinks she's hot shit.

[legalboxers]

I think shes kinda cute..

[monarkman1957]

HOTTIE!!!

[Hooahgoarmy]

Id rather make out with my turd nuggets than look at you

[mcrxxcammy]

I'm sorry but nothing about this video was funny and i didn't laugh at all...this sucked :/ sorry to say so but it did. U need more practice...better luck next time.

[knobbysgirl]

aaaaahahahahahahahaha!!!! sweetheart please! you're better off just not taiking...period!

[dovydovy120]

what the mother fucker bullshit damn damn damn

[Hoopermazing]

You gotta getcha self some marble columns. Then you'd have it all.

[Putingrad]

Skweezy skweeze

[BillHighTheHydroGuy]

eeeew i hope you don't wash the dishes with your hand . I'd never eating your cooking....... lol

[faithta]

are you sure your not a baboon?

[Strogenforcer]

I'd rather use my hand

[samu1sanguemisto]

cazzo fai la figa????

[twc282828]

tiny eyes HAHA

[d4nnyh0g4n]

learn not too talk like a shmuck

[Mrsoftycones]

You are fuckin GROSS

[italiansrule1992]

go fuck ur self bitch when people see vids like this people think that people from fucking Staten island Brooklyn or NJ and were near that fucking east coast area think we r trashy and disgrace to this world so could u plz stop making retarded videos like this ur not even funny ur trashy cuz i cant believe u think were like that and the only reason why i watched this vid was cuz a friend showed me

[gabslake]

good job...too funny.

[flowerjewel77]

I could devote an entire blog to just how ugly u r.

[Zacarius666]

Just tune her out cause shes so hot.

[homeslice5000]

I have personally seen this woman walking topless down the street during my sole visit to that despicable excuse for a city. I became so agitated that I had to run into a nearby Pizzaria until I was absolutely certain that this miserable soul would be completely out of view. Staten Island is nothing but a nest of whores and prostitutes!!! I'm always thankful that I was raised to lead a clean lifestyle in Mishawaka, Indiana, where you would never, ever see such a repulsive sight!

[sirflip11]

this seems more like a brooklyn girl with the heels and sweats

[scramyou]

ABSOLUTELY A BROOKLYN TRANSPLANT!! Even if this is an act..it is an impression of a BROOKLYNITE....NOT a native Islander.

[eanerbeaner]

I love your accent that is sooo cute and yes I am serious.

[Bigappleboy90]

HA! "i aint gonna look like this forever boys!" i love that. you're pretty great i dunno what these dunsks are sayin. i'd love to take you out sometime.

[czyride]

Start running on a treadmill and get rid of that double chin. Does that mean your tits and ass sag too?? Ouch!

[SouthShoreSI]

You look like a transexual and sound like a Brooklyn Jew.

[brielorettaxo]

congradulations, you are officially the biggest idiot ive ever seen on youtube.

[sexiilezii101]

k listen ur a little low life bitch making fun of us staten island girls u look like a man and BTW ur tan is so spray on...if ur gunaa make fun of us cuzz your jealous then do it right bitchh k? dumbshit:)

[riohondopa177]

dud i love chick.. luv to hear her talk.. funny shit ever..

[artemis53]

Gross! You look like a troll.

[MrRafel6a]

is that an adams apple

[Plugz91]

you look like a man.

[heygyal]

are yous wearing a wig?

[heygyal]

im totally smaat, i got liek a masters degree and stuff

[1CME90]

Talk about baboons, this bitch looks like one, for real.

[palacsinta123]

is this for real? hahah it looks to fake to be TRUE hahahaha come on noww :p

[jannonymous]

FAKE! she doesn't say 'LIKE' once!

[und3ri0ath]

gross

[HarpoonManner]

What happened to her eyes?

[crashpilot333]

looks like someone lit her face on fire and put it out with an ice pick

[VampireKitty487]

...I don't hear the accent, I get the point, but I don't hear the accent.

[Anzel1023]

yuz madd stupid.!! and not funny.. dumfukk.

[coral4562]

I hope your father gets you a house with a microwave OFF the counter...SO '80's!!

[mauibuilt04]

i'd pop a load in her.

[CshinFrDaPshin]

yikes

[MrsC3H5N3O9]

You look like a buncha bees had a party on your face and all stung at once.

[bobbydigital82]

is that a guy?

[weakestlol]

I wish Staten Island would fall off into the ocean.

[ZERO9725]

FUCK YOU

[MrsC3H5N3O9]

Anime is gay.

[ZERO9725]

Where did you come from? Saying anime is gay and shit.

[MrsC3H5N3O9]

Somewhere... BTW Anime is still pretty gay.

[ZERO9725]

Kinda like you, right?

[ualreadyknew]

Is that a guy?

[metal561]

carlos is a fucking faggot

[ghiggy]

WTF

[FatMasterWilk]

dam im from staten island, and girls like that are fucken ASSholes and a Cunts WHITE TRASH SLUT

[omgsofierce17]

damn thats shit

we're not all like that.

[1dgkonig]

you are a ugly fuck so suck a dick bitch!

[ZERO9725]

Whoa. People from Staten Island do NOT talk like this. >.>

[legalboxers]

gotta love my island..loosers like her!

[orduni90]

looks asian

[knowtherockrole]

seriouslyy this is lykk not at all a staten island guidettee reallyy u dont even lyk sound lyk one.

[lilbebegirlxx]

ew you madd uglyy!

[umouralable]

mixed fuck go back where u came from

[DG3744]

Dont talk about ur guido sister like that!!

[2323meyers]

yahh FRIEDDDDD

[okiedokiez47]

haven't mastered our stereotypical staten island girl yet sweetie. I your'e going for the most popular type "the guidette" you should be cursing 10000x more you should be half naked, much more make up pin straight hair fake tan huge chanel glasses and bragging about the hook up you had with that hot tottenville kyd.

[TeamRAR]

I'm not subscribing. This video sucks. I have no reason to watch it. You're not good enough for my subscription.

[im2sexy4u2hateon]

lol we do talk like that sort of...i dont do the pink sweat suit thing. lol but the stereotype for is is mostly wrong watch my vids of me and my girls and ull see .

[koom82]

fix your face WASP!

[SpeciaEdu]

ur fuckin ugly bitch. cut n paste the face n your good.

[mustang2005]

oh god.. *facepalm*

[sausagenpeppaz]

bitch looks like heda nussbaum!

[eryops56]

youre not gonna look that way for ever,you say? i am sorry you look that way now. you talk out of your guido asshole because your mouth knows better. duh!!!

[misszKiRBYs]

lmfao. this is what i saw & heard in school on a day to day basis. even though i was never orange and DEFINATELY do not sound like that. haha.

and the PINK sweatsuit, classic.

[JBloverforever94]

exACTLY LIKE THIS

[NYCstylist]

yes they fuckin are.. Staten island bitches are exactly like that.. their faces are organge, they wear hoola hoops for earrings, and they wear tight valoure jump suits with big words on them .lol CLUELESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Canfullofbeaners]

cum on i live in staten island ppl dont talk like that anymore lol

[mustang2005]

oh yes they do...

[Sorason555]

ahaha i have to deal with this everyday and the guidos

[Barkim360]

To much makeup hey i seen better.

[ojosclaros8]

OMG! What the F_ _ _?

[Teeareohwhy89]

LMAO

ALL376ALL

She's making fun of the girls on Staten Island. I don't think she is actually like this..

Are you?... lol ;-)

Are

[iamsmith2008]

Do ya have any cwoffee or somthin'?

[ALL376ALL]

She seems very obnoxious and stupid to me. She maybe be very bright but in this video she seems like a total idiot. I was turn off with her as soon as she open her mouth. She should take a good look at herself in this video and take critical anaylsis of herself. I wonder what type of guy would date this girl. It really is sad and really feel sorry for this girl because she really has no communication skills.

[angellife21]

more staten island girl now!

[angellife21]

Super funny!

[angellife21]

unbelievable!

[tradercris]

Whatever...just stay in SI...do me a favor...dont relocate to Middletown NJ...we have way too many such refugees already!

[marlboro704]

this girl is nasty. she looks like she has some asian in her. people like this give staten island a bad name

[othfan911]

my fathaa ! lmaoo

[bettyx1138]

u shouldnt smoke. it causes cancer.

[bettyx1138]

"i got like a masters degree n stuff" --- like in what?

[Rebbecca1983]

what the fuck

[nycaznjess]

you forgot the staten island poof

[m4dm0n3ymik3]

dis chicK needS fuckiN HELP!!!! ASAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! roFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL­LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL­LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL­LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL! pce :]

[m4dm0n3ymik3]

DiS chiCK iS fuckiN uqLyyyyyyyyYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY as FUCK! she iS nuthiN likE she saiD she iS Like WDFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF­FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF i Live

[OMGitSamanthaaaaxD]

why are all the videos on youtube on people in staten island portrayed as guidos/guidettes or lunatics?

i'm pretty offended. D;

[GoatmealPie]

ethdsfgdfg

[eryops56]

why do staten island iap's wash dishes with their fingers?

[xSDCxShArPsHoT]

dont listen to these faggots Staten islnd is where itt at

[Sorason555]

Ya agreed son westeriligh all day

[jgrav420]

annadale all day

[VALtheGAL1290]

everybody knows you were born to be a star, girl..

[nicolebadac]

honestly, not everyone girl on staten island is like that.

[italianboy34]

shutuppppppppp

[crashpilot333]

i agree.really ugly she must pay guys 2fuck her.lmao

[JetfanDD]

your ugly,really ugly

[eatmyfukk1]

are you a man?

[Saber1986]

it's sad cuz it's true...thats why I went away to college

[slough66]

I am Italian and I am embarrassed of the Italians SI!!!!

[xSDCxShArPsHoT]

pussy homo

[mustang2005]

same here. her si accent is holy shit i don't even sound like her

[saritzio]

it all stemmed from brooklyn...thats a fact!!

[mustang2005]

jesus christ....

[devil6lock]

that my friend is an ugly bitch

[rumeliss]

Great video mocking true life.

[seanhester]

you look like a stroke victim

[ElectricLadyT]

her face is hurt... i think id do her only if she had a paper bag, lol.. and that is if i were gay, as well.. LOL

[Adam986]

I hate people with these accents!

[fuelneve]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!

Anyone other than Stanton Island guys are boring to you ?

You got to be kidding me !!

Darling, the things I would do to you would make Larry Flint blush

[HoWHiGHSi]

wow your a mad annoying staten island girl...look she washed a dish for the camera good shit!!

[SportsItUpCards]

hahahaha, your great!

I'm sick and tired of all these Staten Island girls thinking there hot shit, and those fucking tans....

[ultimatejoeshmo]

a REAL woman.

What are you?

[jerseyguy8]

ur fuken halarious im sure i see u at djs or bar A in the summer at the shore lol. u staten island chiks always entertain us her in the summer