Heavy Cruz ft. Medacris - Touch Your Gun (Break Your Heart)

[Floppsgaming]

this deserves sooo much more views :P

[Candlepup]

I sense some shipteasing here.

[Chriskill13]

nom nom nom

[Starwarsrap1]

My steam name is Dr Assistant Homiside

XD

[stoepstyle]

I am going to touch your gun? Is that what people call it these days?

[Slaya0Zombies1243]

i touch my gun everyday

[Kubi718]

You really should make money out of this piece of ART. However, you can't. Blame the music industry, making fat bucks out of shitty pop music.

[EnigmaEvocative]

@Kubi718 I can. Who wants an EnigmaEvocative album? All tracks I've ever done in like, high quality, for like $1. XD

[Kubi718]

@EnigmaEvocative O RLY? That would be amazing!

[TensionAirsoft]

@EnigmaEvocative I'd buy your album :3

[aaronq256]

@EnigmaEvocative i'd buy one, if i had money.... stupid economy!

[PinefaceInMinecraft]

@EnigmaEvocative Are you a youtube partner? I think you have enough viewers/subscribers to be one. That way you can earn money. You really deserve it :)

[Kubi718]

@PinefaceInMinecraft He/she deserves it, but:

- Valve is OK with usage of their sound files, as long as it's NON-COMMERCIAL.

- Pop music industry sucks in every possible way, including copyrights.

Partnership would be a violation.

[Voxiter]

@EnigmaEvocative

Bandcamp is the solution !

[Voxiter]

@EnigmaEvocative

Oh and if you do that I pay it 5 fucking $.

[OvertardSupreme420]

Bringing a sandwich into an "ass beating" sounds very kinky...

[008dragon]

HEAVYY!, BABY! YOU'RE GOING TO BE A BIG STAR, BIGGER THAN ANY1 OF THOSE UNTALENTED PEOPLE LIKE JUSTIN BIEBER!

Heavy is the new black, orange, blue and the new popstar! *Producer kisses heavy*

[kitten48484]

...

THE HEAVY AND MEDIC UTAUS ARE ALMOST FINISHED... :D

...

Except they only sing in Japanese.... D: ... Damn

[CopShowGuy]

That ending slays me.

[DoragonShinzui]

Keep your hands AWAY from my gun!

[NemesisPyro]

Heavy Bieber ft. Scouacris, this, what's next? We need to take all the crappy songs, and push them full of TF2!

[stormtrooper3211]

real song?

[emil111111222]

@stormtrooper3211 yes it is

[Drago013]

@stormtrooper3211 This is the real song. I hear there was a cover of it called "Break Your Heart" though.

[2rik7]

So modern music have some applications...

[domo4760]

this is pure awesome.

[AlphaSqad45]

Heavy > all

[linus29minecraft]

:D TF2

[ftwFTWman]

I need an adult?

[wdpandmmrstudios]

T0:00UCH Y0:00UR GUN

[wakalakawaka]

I have the weirdest boner right now...

[GameWindar]

@wakalakawaka Did we really need to know that? -.-

[wakalakawaka]

@GameWindar Of course

[jackster511]

@wakalakawaka i don't think so

[SFCEpics]

@GameWindar U jelly?

[Grimmfang115]

NOM; NOM NOM

[VegetarianZombie140]

CRAI SUM MOAR!

[HayabusaAdamus]

''LISTEN TO ME LADY''

This

[xXJoshuaDXx]

Heavy touched my arm and it turned into a mini gun..thats how rich he is. >:3

[Scyzor998]

you are a great doctor!

i love this doctor!

omnomnomnomnomnomn ;d

[StaffGanion]

this song should be more views because this song is epic :/

[007bang700]

wonder if u guys realised that the heavy said TOUCH 10 times, but in the description it only says 7 times @@

[GearsofDutyHalo4Dead]

Gotta love Medics' YA-TA-TA's

[007bang700]

my god, good thing i didnt spit out my water after listening 2 the 1st 20 seconds. SUPER FUNY HAHAHA

[PancakeOnaAstick]

So the Soldier called the heavy a homophobe so he killed him by repeatedly... touching his "gun"...

Damn.

[MinecraftSpongeT]

@PancakeOnaAstick

Thank you captain obvius!

Here have a gun,now run

[Dragonsoft22]

Nom nom nom-nom!!!

[shredderboy12]

30 people's guns were touched

[HuffytheMagicDragon]

dislikers- YOU ARE ALL SO UGLY

[GameWindar]

Who's gun exactly is he touching?

[InflatedSnake]

@GameWindar Medics, lol.

[HayabusaAdamus]

LISTEN TO ME LADY

nom nom nom nom

[VegeataAShishun]

Why do all the TF2 song parodies make so much sense? Wait, I know. It's because they're better than the originals.

[1236sason]

if i ever have to go to war and see an assault rifle infront of me...i keep this song in mind

[jonnavdpas]

Hahahaha, the chorus weirded me out so much I scooted away from the screen. My mom gave me weird looks and I was all like "Dude... no comment! don't look at me like that!" XD

Great work! LOL'd and faved!

[TheItzjustmeh]

This song never dies

[TheJtagClan]

I guess

*sunglasses*

Heavy is a homo

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

[imaafatigloo]

Heavy needs an album

[MarkAKova]

DAT ASS

[XxDOWANTNOWxX]

the title of this album should be called "deal with it"

[MrDender22]

heavy: im gonna touch touch, touch touch your gun!

medic: uuuh! O_O

[Bliznode]

Medic makes this all the better.

[LTerable]

N0:00M N0:00M N0:00M N0:00M N0:00M N0:00M N0:00M N0:00M

[KittyCatMeowMeow1223]

great, just wat we needed. another song about sex XD

[PancakeOnaAstick]

I laughed at how the soldier calls the heavy a faggot, 

[Fishb0ne95]

I lold at the "nom nom nom" :D

[PancakeOnaAstick]

The picture makes me laugh.

[Tyranidwarriorman1]

i heard that taio cruz stole ur song heavy

[sakuya981]

heavy: TOUCH YOUR GUN!

medic: GAH!

[allunallu1]

it costs more than $400,000 to touch my gun for 12 seconds...

[speedyscout500]

@3FoxWolf3

I know right! Heavy should sue him.

[krg176]

NOM NO-NOM!



[oneofthem95]

1:16 sounds like "medic you are geil" (geil is german for horny)

[mhsvTankWest]

@oneofthem95

it is one meaning of horny but not the main meaning :)

[3FoxWolf3]

Some idiot named Taio Cruz made a parady of this song...

[MyBen31]

This song is fit for tf2.

[Sparrowtalon]

Docter-Assisted Homicide!

[kevlar1281]

wow i acualy made top comment i just ripped off comment for other guy on another vid

[OddMavFly]

Lol

[TheAzzaw]

heavy is actually a good singer

[inkyGame]

can't have a real Heavy song without nom nom nom

[elite463]

theres no 3:27

[freakdudebob]

@elite463 uh duh... youtube skips the second to last second on every video

[inphasesith]

No you wouldn't let me touch your so called sasha so no you can't touch mine.

[atomicmelonade]

u can touch my gun any time u want bby

[253Disney]

Nom Nom nom ... xD

[CoDmAn6677]

LOL "SOLDIER U ARE DEAD. TOUCH TOUCH TOUCH TOUCH" *soldier screams*

[jeloomis]

@CoDmAn6677 "You got OWNED!"

[CoDmAn6677]

LOL

[demoneyes1990]

Hello FRÄULEINS xDD lmao

[RecordsDigital]

OKTOBERFESSSSSSSSSSSST LETS GO DANCI'N

[onorack123]

i agree with soilder sometimes,listen to it closely

[EnigmaEvocative]

@onorack123 "Oh onorack. Don't be a HO-mo-PHOBE." - Spy

[ifba100]

HAHA gun fetish!

[karoliuxasass]

It costs 400000 dollars to touch heavy's gun for 12 seconds...

[DarkPikaruto]

@karoliuxasass Actually, it costs $400,000 to shoot a real minigun for 12 seconds. As they say in the trailer too, it costs $400,000 to shoot that badass.

[RecordsDigital]

@karoliuxasass for that money you can hold medic's syringe gun lololol xD

[VoortexCA]

1000TH COMMENT! WOOT!!

[MadzobypalStudios]

nomnomnom

[OmgWTFize]

Medic´s "Hoooh!" at 1:55 just kills me xD

[HoshinoKaabii2]

This needs to have more views.

[AnOIdLady]

They heavy is a spy!! And a pervert.

[irulzdahworld]

@cyberblood10 whaaat siiiiicccckkk maaaan sent you to comment

[lorenzots5]

I just don't like the part that start in 3:29

[amrith1226]

u all so UNGLY! :D!!!

[RocklordTheAssassin]

Nom Nom Nom !

[MrHusang23]

Auf Wiedersehen! DUMMKOPF!

[sheepdrinkdogly]

sandwich and me going to beat your ass

[pesca247]

is full time job to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun

[pesca247]

nomnomnom

[HollowedAizen]

getapa getapa getapa getapa

[jamesthefoxable1]

a russain and a german singing together WHOA

[ColdcastleCP]

Medicriiiiiiis

[kevlar1281]

it cost $400,000 to sing touch your gun for 12 seconds

[jimmjimm6699]

@kevlar1281 one word and your already fucked

[AndrewLawrenceElie]

@kevlar1281 If it takes $400,000 to sing this song for 12 seconds, this song cost 6,933,333 dollars and 32 cents.

[redfatcrystal11]

@kevlar1281 ill pay 9000000000000000000000,0000000­000000000000,00000000000000000­00000000000,000000000000000000­0000000000,0000000000000000000­00000000,000000000000 dollars to listen to this for one second

[GearsofDutyHalo4Dead]

@redfatcrystal11 i believe thats over 9000...BAJILLION!?!!?11?!1111!

[facebuster101]

I dare you to touch his gun. IN IS PANTS!

[MsCreeper97]

"medic you are gay"

"thanks you comrade"

XD

[TheStarsghost]

wwhhaat sssiiickk mmmaannn sseennd bbaabbiieeiiees ttoo ffiigghhtt? ii ffeeeell AALLIIVVEE!

[Yogzgm]

LOL

3:09

Soldier : That heavy is a faggot

Heavy : Soldier , You Are DEAD TOUCH...TOUCH...TOUCH...TOUCH.­­..TOUCH

Scout : Ah Geez

Soldier : *Scream*

[roffe970]

29 people got their gun touched

[Ignitus4Life]

@roffe970 LOLOLOLLLLOLLOOLLOLOOLLOLOL!

[SuperMicrodude]

OWNEGE !! this song makes me better at tf2!!!

[LegoStopmotionTeam]

In Soviet, Russia, gun touches you!

[theMRsh1]

POOTIS :''>

[Whootirule]

I'm pretty sure my pants were on before watching this.

[Yogzgm]

That Heavy is a GAY!

[Billybob98Vids]

WHY CANT I LIKE MOAR?!?!?!?!?

[Kremiza]

heavy born to be singer

[acfreak55]

29 people got raped by the heavy.

[YukoniChan]

I don't want to touch my gun.D:

[lolluspingus]

@YukoniChan

Putdispencerhere.

[Minecraftplayer53]

TOUCHTOUCHTOUCHTOUCHTOUCTOUCH

[lolluspingus]

@Minecraftplayer53

*Horrified scream.*

[darkria4]

Finally Medic is featured in a song... *me gusta face*

[1xtremekiller1]

Im sure this is what Valve had in mind when they were making TF2

[krustyismyname1]

Thank you. Making crappy pop songs better with every remix

[CaptainNarwhal1997]

Can you do a parody of "Never Say Never?"

[DraganothsGrave]

You touch my tralala.... Heavy: Who touched SASHAA?!

[TechnoZombie333]

I remember hearing this on Transformice

I didn't know what TF2 was

Everyone was saying

"TOUCH YOUR JUNK"

iloldsohard

[MineOut1297]

lol this is kinda weird...

[busesbang1]

Im goin to touch touch your "gun".......curse this boner......

[halofanteam]

"MEDIC!"

i rofl'd

[CruncherMaster]

When the Medic spoke near the end the DOUGG COUGHS shit me up lolxz :D

[DifDickison]

Wait. Masterpiece

[MrMacCartman]

xD

[AlexeysmirnovGMODer]

burrito? is that not supposed to be "Heul doch!"?

[AlexeysmirnovGMODer]

i would barely find those great tf2 songs without the shendileer cvar

[Bazzaroo80]

i love how he says "cry some moooooore!"

[matthawk911]

@ 3:14 O.o dont want to know

[DjSugarKitty95]

I can't stop to listening to this :D

[raxater]

Valve needs to release pimp glasses like that for heavy.

[kevinburnsrules]

hahahahaha oh my god this was hillarious

[donbionicle]

FAGGOT

[slimetcake]

This never get's old :D

[joeyouyang]

"THAT HEAVY IS A FAGGOT"

"SOLDIER, YOU ARE DEAD" *TOUCH TOUCH TOUCH TOUCH* "NEVER MAKE ME YOUCH YOUR GUN" lol

[maggosh]

Love Heavy spamming TOUCH near the end.

[SuperSuperSpank]

is fulltime job

[darkmeta999]

IS VERY GOOD TO TOUCH YOUR GUN.

[sfsqpang]

i hate how taio cruz and ludacris made a parody of this beatyfull song