"I'm Gonna Rape You!" (11-17-09 Vlog #35)

[extremerocker45]

Ur vlog waz great bro nd now I kno y u luv Ileana it's cuz she is so beautiful nd has the cutest nd gorgeous voice ever

[HDubz11]

"no such thing as TMI with TIM Bitch"

lol

[MW2BEAZT]

6:40 dayyyyyummmmm

[thatonedancer14]

I loved the vlog... But Iliana's voice kinda ruined it. She's pretty, but she seems kinda dumb...

[MJPWNZ97]

Who else thinks that girls' voice is the most annoying thing in the world? ;p

[brandonhaha]

lol i hate it when people put the toilet paper like that too

[musiclover3star3]

her voice is soo high...

[Goldendragon7377]

She sounds like a Japanese porn star.

[oooTENNooo]

you never know , LIKE THEM WANTING TO KILL AMERICANS BY THE MILLIONS...get a grip manigah....oh tim , i forgot to tell you , "I'm Pregnant" !!... youre gonna be a DADDY!!!!

[oooTENNooo]

you never know , LIKE THEM WANTING TO KILL AMERICANS BY THE MILLIONS...get a grip manigah

[bleachgeek4973]

There's no such thing as T-M-I with T-I-M BITCH!

[Sup3dupG4m3r]

Forget all the haters Tim your vlogs are awesome and iliana is so beautiful. I look forward to your vlogs all the time they always make my day and are much better and funnier than most videos by many of ur haters so forget them and keep up the good job on the vids bro

[bruceparham1]

her voice is sexi

[LILCARMEN25]

today was a good day. i ate good, did fun stuff, watched your video, and then i heard that annoying cunts voice. way to ruin my day you stupid whore illiana. you should shank her tim. good vid

[jonnydl14]

thums up for cosmic poop connection

[ForeverYoungActress]

Her voice sounds like a baby lol. And did she say "Sparklys"? Hahahaha :)

[fordies4]

Iliana's voice is REALLY high!!!!!

[EmpressLala0123]

IS THT HER VOICE OR DO I HAVE A HEARIN PROBLEM CUZ THT WAS KINDA WIRED

[HowMasters]

Mexican music is actually incredible, not the way the U.S portrays it. Like 'La cucaracha' playing all day. lol.

It's actually amazing... Search 'malaguena salerosa'.

[WildFeline999]

@HowMasters search volver a comenzar

[1997skaterboi]

dang look at iliana's tits at, "6:39"

[SallAboutMe1]

i like the way time says "fo shooreee" lol

[kimmie365cutie123]

that song joy joy joy joy is in vietnamese too

[lmao051601]

Lol at 2:57 - 3:13. lmao like cosmic poop or something

[epsmay]

silly smurf voice women has

[P1n0yG4m3r]

what if my parents are the haters.. xD

[turferlearner]

He's keeping it real , that's whatsup ! ! ! =D

[beltres94]

Is that @ 5:15 the guy who makes "Igual a Tres" ??

[1992randysanchez]

@beltres94 yeah.

[beltres94]

@1992randysanchez Thank you. I didn't recognize him with his hair like that =P

[aMEXICO2010]

5:25 haha

[SpuSpank]

2:59 Thats some deep shit Tim

[TheLooloo21]

she is so cute >"<

[healingarden]

Is that lube next to the computer screen at the end?

[mixtapesftw101]

yup yup don't ever let the haters bring you down,i love my haters and always just do you, Know Thy Self

[AubreyKadaubrey]

SQUEEEEEK!

that was me farting

[bass109]

people use gifts of the rosary, jesus christ , and word of god to fight

[Asianguy1694]

Haha like my popop used to say asparagus... It makes your tinkle stinkle

[1skeebo]

never t.m.i with t.i.m bitch...lol

[1skeebo]

never t.m.i with t.i.m bitch...lol

[Musiclovingnerd211]

theres no tmi with t-i-m bitch ! lmfaoo

[Mies4]

I hate it too when people put toiletpaper the wrong way :D

[elmoslippers1]

no ofense but your GF has like a sqeaky voice. =D

[elmoslippers1]

ewwww that happens to me all the time weird right TIM!!!

[tapout606]

That shiznit makes my piss smell too. And by the way the fart follows you. And is ur girl sick she got a high voice but her looks make up for it.

[DNell315]

No Disrespect but dat girl sound like the fat Android from Dragonball Z

[KillSwiiTchxD]

@DNell315 lmao

[sexfreak77]

I feel like to have the sex with her

[SparkTheRapper]

I Got The Vlog On Yuh Dawg....Aww Fuck! At 5:12

[5033481boy]

chick is hot and her voice and that bad its better then a manlier voice for a chick and it turns me on...idk well it sounds like it could turn me on

[h3lldw3ll3r]

Her voice is damn high but atleast she is hot ...

[BRYANXC2010]

i love when you talked bout da toilet paper: "Somebody wasn't raised right" lmao

[BRYANXC2010]

universal pooping lmao

[respeceminem3]

im thinkin.. what would she sound if she is havin an orgasm you 2?? not a hater but still thinkin

[urmomsdadiscool]

How the hell do you videocam, drive, and talk to yourself at the sametime. Damn , that takes talent ahaha

[amrz5]

Nice :)

[DailyDavid]

cosmic poop universal connection ftw

[Sinfull702x602]

dam complainers dont like seeing you work and eat and run arrens nshit. thats the whole reason why i watch these vlogs lol.

[NinaNeko4]

Lol, its kinda ironic how you're talking about life when your driving with a video camera in one hand. lol, jk jk. But seriously. XD

[Sinfull702x602]

@NinaNeko4 lol oh shit i was gunna leave that exact comment. dam theres alotta freakyness goin on here in these comments. lol.

[NinaNeko4]

@Sinfull702x602 LMFAO, Hahaha, the youtube works in mysterious ways! XD

[Sinfull702x602]

@NinaNeko4 lmao! yes indeed : ]

[NinaNeko4]

@Sinfull702x602 LMFAO

[chicoc495]

@theTimothyDeLaGhetto dude does everyone have basterd and friends stuff lol

[sasukefan1020]

@shadows105 not all Asians are bad drivers

[xCahual]

she sounds if she is on helium xD

its cute tho

[Krayz113]

You were singin' my music and i'm with you on the cosmic poop thing..

[LiLiLive22]

y does he keep sayin monks lml

[shadows105]

id get scared if i saw you driving while recording on the freeway and on top of that your ASIAN!!!!!

[iiKorruptedify]

dude your girls voice is high but she is nice looking and your videos are funny

[musamore]

"Cosmic poop universal connection" lol

[pedroG12345]

Thumbs up for "Cosmic Poop Universal Connection" xD

[TheBestGoodbye]

dude, u sounded like such a sociologist when u talked about observing people, why dont you study that?

[MASTERKTS]

DIRTY MUHFUCKA WIT YO STANK AZZ PEE

[teretorres40]

@MASTERKTS haha, seriously dude? XD

[KiiDd0m0]

the ending had me rolling ahaha

[123mandee]

omg her voice is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooo annoying.

[elcubanojoe]

lmfao!!! finally im in this elevator allone so i could fart wow bro u made my day !!!

[MrPlayaboy101]

man whats ur girl nationality? bout to go find me one of those and she better have 36 C's like yours

[KennyPhresh13]

Why People Complaining on your girls voice?

I Like It.

She's Mad Cute Too. Haha.

Love your videos bro.

[arimari1]

aww...ILiana is such a doll...

[dinosaurfreak13]

i love his girlfriend's voice!!! stop hating on her, please??? all people are different, so suck it.

[TeleTubbiesAndMe]

yeyeyeyyeyyeyeye this vlog on my bday

yeeeeehhim gonna rape you~~

[22nemo3]

6:01 hahaha

echate un grito guey!

[nic62992]

someBODY was not raised right

[BTMLOL]

no such thing as TMI with TIM BITCH! hahaha

[HeyFlowerz]

haters man tims vlogs are beast

[louisianazbreed]

u freaking rock.... i love u

[MsLovelyChika]

"freakin peter mann,put the toilet paper the wrong way,somebody was not raised right!" LMAO(:

[lin90210]

2 much asparagus info dude lol

[lifeismyjoke1]

ur girlfriends voice is sexy 2 me

[daniCHARISMA]

i don't know if you really read all your comments, but i was having a REALLY HORRIBLE day and your video made me feel better.

[TheShawny1994]

Your girlfriend needs to fix her voice and then she be perfect except fir her nose picking problem

[Gnahzian]

you are amazing man

[SK8R785]

that a lotto ticket on the dash.

[MsKolo90]

whats wrong with your girlfriends voice

[627katelyn]

Dont ever try to yell in a mexican song because u ant mexican Iliana is not u!!!!!

[jaylar8782]

boring shit!

[jaylar8782]

omg shut the fuck up! your boring!!!

[brownsuga116]

haha i think when i poop too

[MoJo7500]

woooow ur gf gets hotter every vlog.

[princessmaee]

HAHA love this vlog ! i love when your in the elevator in your vlogs ! (x

HAHAH . the poop talk was funny as fuck :D and the toliet paper ! i hate that side too (x

[thegame245]

lol ending was too funny

[renold97]

lol at 4:40 my pee stings in the shower. And i do pee in the shower! Rofl

[PSPWOLF1]

lol air in u lungs

[NixyProductions]

You'd better hope they don't have security camera's in those elevators. Hahaha.

[BEAUTIFULTEETH]

I'm gonna rape your gf

[FAPorDIE]

u guys haters her voice is cute

[ilyxinfnty]

oh dang! who taught u the mexican grito?! lmbo

[IndoV3rz]

Love the poopiing cosmo convo! xD

[BryanProness]

DAm your girl killed dis vid

[omardipset]

lol i love how everytime he's on the elevater he says the ol' 'ah finally i can fart' lmaooo

[DJPROCK]

lol you have skill and your girl is beautiful and fuck what they say about her

[575Loco]

Dont listen to dis lames homie ur girl is fine stay up mayne

[lilbeezy4utoo]

give your gf some steriods it might make her annoying voice a little deeper.

[VinnyGuana]

LOL GODDAMN U REV HIGH shift gears dawg i can hear that engine whining

[Taurai321]

These vlogs are becoming my TV

[BeloveThee]

I thought she was a vegetarian. =|

[NewDynastyOnline]

Hey Tim if you ever want to collab send me a message ok

[SmilesAndHeartbreaks]

tim and illiana should just you know...

[AsainBoy24]

ur girl friend sounds like she hasnt hit puberty yet?wtf?she sounds like my little sister!

[saaz13]

but ima do a line off a strippers ass rigth now lol i do not find it boring bro keep it up 5*

[Liv3Lov3Laughh]

omg, your whole like thing about you pooping and someone on the other side of the world doing the same exact thing, I always think about that when im alone in my room thinking and i think if someone else is doing the exact same thing, and thinking aswell .. weird !!!

[theTimothyDeLaGhetto]

lol weird indeeeeed

[chicoc495]

@theTimothyDeLaGhetto dude does everyone have basterd and friends stuff lol

[afrikanoBOSS]

@Liv3Lov3Laughh LOL im the other person!!

[jinkazamalovnat]

i hate you first u are a cool funny asian have a awsome gf and can drink lol love tha vids.

[draregWTF]

"i'm gonna rape you... i'm gonna rape you"

LOL!!!! and the people getting mad at you for saying that

[draregWTF]

"finally i'm in this elevator by myself so i can fart"

you say that in every video and i laugh each time.. idk why LOL

[LilLazyX]

i swear to god at 2:19 i thought it said peace is pathetic

[nastufka]

"monks YEAA" "cosmic poop universal connection"LMAO

[jarx18]

is her voice really like that or wtf?

[qwerty55703]

fucking shit

[ADALHI7307]

6:40 damn!! busty! lmfao

[dean3121]

Man the girlfriend's voice is messed...kinda annoying

[12express]

Is that really ur gf's voice?? That's soooo out there man

[jOakoferro]

no dude! keep doing your shit fuck da people your cool

[Keem59]

tim ur girls voice is crazy!!!! She sounds like is is constantly sucking on helium.

[playsbba018]

@Keem59 she had really high amounts of estrogen in her body when she went through puberty, THAT'S WHY...yea i watch TV

[TheBestGoodbye]

@Keem59 Its cute to me

[7Supernova7]

@Keem59 i thought she does that on purpose

[TMLJW]

6:39 god DAMN!!

[broooooka]

laughed so hard when you said im gonna rape you

[mrjay602]

lol 6:55

[kjordon1]

I guess every part of Liana has matured: her boobs, her butt, her hips, her face her whole body, except her voice box.

[mrjay602]

hey true dat (no offence tim)

[sccrwit2]

yur in cerritos a lot arent you?

[xxomagee]

I love you & your gf <3

[Beder7913]

Cosmic universal poop connection! hahaha Awesome ;D

[seismicrob2956]

I would love to smack his girlfriend in the face. Basically everytime she opens her mouth.

[simonkrk]

Hahaha

[CubanJC]

I think she's hispanic. That's the second time I've seen and heard an asian dating a hispanic girl with that kind of voice. Damn them! lol

[seismicrob2956]

that was risky farting in that elevator. What if it had stopped for more people before your floor. Wouldn't have been cool if a group a hot chicks came in and smelled your azz.

[xXdeanXxxXkevinXx]

omg how slow are driving

[theTimothyDeLaGhetto]

lol really? then why do so many people listen to me?!

[skittle1234567890]

tim can i call u king tim?!!!! lol

[AbsolteZero]

@theTimothyDeLaGhetto cuz listening to you actually changed how i viewed the world.... thank you

[kelly72679]

some of u guys r such jerks!!!!

[twitchtac]

the girls voice bothers me deeply...

[thequake180]

is your gf japanese? she has really high voice like japanese girl.

[TheeDevilWearsPrada]

LMAO! It's so funny when you go like "YEAAAA" at the monks LOL!

[TheeDevilWearsPrada]

Lmao! It's so funny when u go like "YEAAAA" at the monks LOL!

[mazingmoon]

haha xD "finally i'm alone and can fart all i want." that's some hilarious stuff right there!! bahahaha

[TheCharlizard]

damn Tim that entire thing about pooping was so deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeep....:p

[Mugensenpai]

unsubscribed....... you need some new material. you used to be a star. A STAR! lol jk x_x

[AlysLarz]

why the hell do you talk about farting so much?....

[hermosa12311991]

ddam, ur girl hot lol and she has a cute voice =)

[Vidav030]

the fuck. does ur girl really talk like that.lol

[ChronicBee]

no offence but ur girld has a wierd voice :P keep these vids comming !! hilarious shit !

[DakotaZ162]

She needs to make a sex-tape.

[lilcrazyaznboy]

Yo man.. When I'm pooping.. Sometime I be thinking the same thing too.

[andylui3333]

same here lol

[ja1271963]

omg sorry but thats gross about pooping!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[andylui3333]

lol k

[PaperChazinGoon]

funny shit

[PaperChazinGoon]

''Theres No TMi! with TiM! BITCH!!!!'' lmao