Demotivational Posters

[AcetylsaliciIique]

Fuck, the last one really cracked me up

[ofodao14]

2:19 - FAP FAP FAP FAP

[Sillieranimal]

1:32 lololololol i think she enjoyed it

[alonso090893]

1:36 holy shit im still crying

[darkobst117]

Dude i really hope the picture from 4:02 is real now i feel bad now

[irishkod]

best song ever SOAD are the shit!!!

[PervAccount]

3:09 i would rather bake time

[theboredperson13]

4:02 they are staring into my soul

[Taught77]

why is that guy trying to beat that seal?

[Taught77]

2:51 man thats screwed up

[ddrache12]

system of a down WOOOT!!

[millyybabess]

Macdaddy8224 That's the joke...

[Uzzie101]

Excellent song choice.

[BeastinBF3]

o fuck so did 2:17

[BeastinBF3]

00:18 got me hard anyone else?

[UnWantedTroll]

3:55 : *Laughing out loud* (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!)

4:00 : *Sudden Silence* (Man... That's just wrong...)

[ToesAccount]

Time at 3:35 is f'ing hilarious!

[baldurus1]

How some people cant understand the distinction between your and you're.

[gunslingaXXIV]

I DIVIDE YOU BY ZERO!!!

[dynamowhum]

I can believe the puppy.

[Lonewolf349128]

jokes on you mister FBI man, I only use my phone for porn.

[TheKevin50cal]

@Lonewolf349128 Jokes on you, because they have a program to look at all your activity on your phone O_o. 3 months late aw well :/

[007tylord]

seal hating son of a bich i hope a seal kicks your ass!!!!!!!!!

[Smokalotoweed]

4:02 HAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAH!!!

[detinUretsehcnaM]

3:57.....shit myself laughing, now I gotta go clean it up, thanks.....

[HimesInu]

Kansas? I thought that was Texas or Arkansas.

[JerFish12]

good video, bad audio

[two0sixTay]

2.56 of course shes a steeler fan...everyone in pittsburg is that big

[Noa4h]

Yeah, I'm not watching this video because of System of a Down.

[LikeaBawsh3]

You son of a bitch, you just divided by zero didn't you?

xD

[supermariosonica]

Barak Obama thinks you're awesome

[nodymnds4u]

0:40 thumbs up if you looked at the N key :)

[43deathnote]

0:18 a song reminds me of girls, 1-800 choke tht hoe

[halo3pwnguy23]

3:34 killtacular

[halo3pwnguy23]

1:01 WHY THE FUCK D OYUO HAVE APICTURE OF MY GIRLFRIEND!?!?!?!?!?!

[TheWeeaboo]

lol never thought about the milk thing. guess im just a pervert then : /

[jackster11997]

4:01 , is really mean, but very funny :')

[MegaMarkus96]

It's school, get it right

[macdaddy8224]

hahah fail at 2:39 where it talks about school at the bottom of the picture spell is wrong spelled wrong hahaha

[redraven117]

at 0:11 I was like where's the Y the I laughed till I cried

[EssexAggiegrad2011]

The first one was the best

[Assization]

SLAP A BITCH!

[TheGorgeousGirl1]

They see me rollin, they hatin, patrollin an tryna catch me ridin dirrty i lol'd at this one an the one after =D

[Webster109]

3:48 this guy does everything right....

[MizKourtneyL]

Heyyyyyy!!! :( :( :( I'm from Kansas...1:12 is soooo mean!!! That doesn't happen EVER:'(

[ControversialCorn]

Is there a website thats not a chan that i can find and upload these?

[Paintballa540]

i loled at the seal pics does that make me a bad person

[internetfanboy69]

Lol he is pooping

[itsblank112233]

pi divided by 0 equals

dsoahgofidahgfndogdbafdnkaosng­fkdnaogfkdaghofdagbufabgone

[JohnThinks]

Hipster kitty T-shirt on zazzle dot com /hipster_kitty_tshirt-23594408­0193050322

[stratocaster1986able]

3:51 I almost died of laughter.

[crunk4124]

1:00

Now that's a real chick

[drzoidburgrocks]

1:48 lol

[DarkAngelTakara]

AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-E--I­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WIIIIILL ALLLLLLLWAAAAAAAAYS LOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUU!!!

LOLZ

[Asaminator]

@DarkAngelTakara omg I almost peed myself at that part!!!

[chaddcoates]

@DarkAngelTakara

The demotivational posters are great and a lot of fun when they are original. These were not original and not that much fun to see for the 300th time.

[aprilsmith993]

*dies laughing*

(V)

( . .)

c(") (")

[roastbeefdinner]

obama sucks limp socialist dick

[KevinWirt]

cup cakes!!

[conflak57]

thank you for the "epic boobs" i thank you

[funny0anime0lover]

Yeo, I did divid by 0.

[shadowburnX]

Did you just decide by zero?!?

[petseatpows]

did 1:06 really happen in the movie?

[2solerio]

no obama sux -_-

[whs33jneff]

0:53 FTW

[wimpyninja]

nuke a baby seal for christ

[Boootswana]

can someone give me a link or smth of the photo of 4:03!!! i need it ASAP

[the1battlefront]

@Boootswana take a screenshot of it and upload with photobucket or something

[bulldogarcher]

i think women should drive because then they have to repay the man who gets them out of the mud.

[mrdave142]

4:12 you're not awesome. You can't even spell awesome

[utsavman47]

the seal thing was horrible :(

[fROmTh3fUTURe]

3:40 LMAO

[panagram]

Also 0:12 is genius

[medalofhonor31]

the bicycle one happened in mexico a couple of years ago.

[ShadowCrowX]

0:42 this made me look at my keyboard

[Webster109]

2:51 is that mel powers from george lopez?

[asstasticplastic]

3:11 omfg wtf??

[Xusor]

Holy crap at 0:52

[iLuv2sing365]

WOAH! 1:06

[selearemus]

blasphemy my ass

[54guitar45]

what song is this?

[enteradj]

@54guitar45 - Chop suey by - System of a down or SOAD as they call them

[Mike88DK]

OH LOOK!!!!....Cupcakes. Best one. xD. 26 people are demotivated.

[ANGRYCATATTAX]

@Mike88DK It doesn't look right... :O

[TaJaToT]

So... my name is Envy?

[FREEKILL117]

1:10...wtf!!

[1235link]

1:12 not funny i'm from kansas

[joseneid]

@1235link

very funny, i'm from minnesota. now go fuck your cousin you white trash. :D

[1235link]

@joseneid

Very mature. People from kansas don't (as you so eloquently put it) "fuck our cousins" any more than any other place does. And I'm not white I'm native american. So technically I can't be white trash. Grow up and get a better and bigger vocabulary.

[joseneid]

@1235link

whoa, buddy. why don't you go change ur tampon. then we talk like adults.

[1235link]

@joseneid

I'm not your buddy. And I find it funny that throughout all this you have not yet realized that you have been arguing with a teenage year old girl (so no I can't be an alcoholic). Good riddance, Have a nice life (or get one), I hope that you will someday find it in your heart to be civilized and lose the racism.

[joseneid]

@1235link

wow, you took the 'buddy' seriously.

I'm a teenage boy, so i don't give a FUCK that you're a teenage girl. I don't know what kind of point you were trying to make there.

[joseneid]

@1235link

(I ran out of characters and had to copy and paste this fraction.)

another point I have to make is that you can in fact be an alcoholic. it really doesn't matter what your age is.

I am actually incredibly civilized. You just can't see that now because (I can't remember exactly what it was that you said, but) you said something to piss me off, remember a great stereotype for your people, and type it out. Yet I am NOT apologetic.

[joseneid]

@1235link

and 'native american'?

I think you meant to say alcoholic.

[xdopemanx]

@1235link

Aye link, i'm happy for you, and i'ma let you be Native American, but.

We steal all your land and then you bitch about it and turn it into casinos to steal our money. So before you complain about someone calling you white trash, how about realizing no body, and I mean NO BODY loves your kind :D

Try going to war with us with your sticks and stones and broken animal bones.

[1235link]

@xdopemanx

I don't live on a reservation, and not one person of my family is in the casino buisness. I'm sick and tired of racist stereotypes.

[xdopemanx]

@1235link

Welcome to the internet :D

Where all minorities are treated like shit

And fyi, we do it because they shit

[gothicrebel101]

@xdopemanx mate...your calling Sap a kid and your only 16 bro, grow up and drop the racism

[coupdegr4c3]

@1235link im not...

[fog0death]

@xdopemanx Actually everyone except White Trash love Native Americans and support them 100%.

You won't see any black, brown or asian people complaining about Native Americans, but for some reason the White Trash always complain about not only the Native Americans but the black brown and asian people too.

Soon China and India will be the biggest world powers and the White Trash will bow down to them mwuhahahaha!!!

Except Russians their cool, they're not trash at all.

[Saphruikan]

@xdopemanx

Why are you being such a brat? Get a life.

[xdopemanx]

@Saphruikan

Oh look at me my name is Saphruikan, I'm 14 and I think I'm so high and mighty by calling people who make fun of Indian faggots brats.

Please think I'm cool and tough now because I can do all of this on the internet.

Oh, and the get a life comment. Again, you fail to realize this is the internet. Lets try to have this conversation when you're.. I don't know, older?

[Saphruikan]

@xdopemanx

Yes, look at me. I don't actually care. See, the people who pick on others for stupid reasons like race, boredom, etc., and who retaliate against others by thinking they're trying to look cool, these people are called trolls. And you are one. And it doesn't really matter if I'm 14, it could be 14 vs 2, the way you're acting. I'm sure you have something better to do than pick on random people on the Internet.

[xdopemanx]

@Saphruikan

Wow you kids are getting just completely retarded

Internet

Internet

It's like no matter how many times you hear it all you perceive is time waster

Trollolololol

No one gives a shit what you think, ever. And there is never anything better to do. Ever. So try to realize you're still as smart as a two year old and should probably fall into the tub face first. Don't forget to hold your breath for as long as possible.

[Saphruikan]

@xdopemanx

"There is nothing better to do. Ever." Wooooow. You know, my faith in humanity just got a hole punched through it. If that's how much of a life you don't have, I kind of pity you. I hope you somehow grow up.

[panagram]

@xdopemanx way to go man thats how its done! you rage you lose thats how it goes hahaha

[asstasticplastic]

3:42 hahaha lmfao but that is fucked up

[jasmitha]

@3:41 is so messed up but I lol'd just the same!

[SquashAndMammoth]

dude i almost pissed my pants laughing at 2:56

[kibaluv654]

Am I the only one who realized that Micheal Jackson is not a pedo?

[DSJeffers]

@kibaluv654 Not anymore, cant be one if you're dead.

[keggie09]

MILK: lol tru

[adamkyler]

last one is the best ever

[BoustroBistro]

xdopemanx, this is shit, you are shit

or stated so you can understand it

whos shit, xdopeman, your shit

[Pax441]

besides the racist jokes that was very funny!

[edgehead31593]

@Pax441 the racist jokes were funniest

racist jokes themselves arent bad man laugh at them and move on

you cant take them to serious if you do you become a politicly correct moron with no personality

someones allways going to be offended by somthing might aswell laugh it them

[minymario1]

hahhahaha "ENVY" it wears a coat and hangs out in the hallways xD roflmao

[thomasdfghj1]

2:30 we need master balls!

[vibid3]

Awsome

[didyoucatchmyname]

i laughed so hard at :55 with the high scores

[Sickasman1]

Whats the name of the song anyone plox?

[jonsandersgame]

@Sickasman1 Wake up, By: System of a Down

[Spikehead777]

@jonsandersgame

"Chop Suey" by System of a Down

Fix'd

[kcskateking]

fuck yeah im from kansas!

[yoshiXgirl]

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[Zeke8762]

The last one was great lol. But if he would have divided 0 by 0 A hole would not have appeared.

[rufio02]

@Zeke8762 wow dude... its a joke... cause you know... you can't devide anything by zero... retard!

[Zeke8762]

@rufio02

No stupid you can divide everything by zero. But when you divide 0 by 0, that is when the White Hole appears. The Anti Black Hole. Ok, so before you talk trash, know your facts fucktard.

[fatsomamacheese]

@Zeke8762 You can't divide anything by zero.

How many times does 0 go into 14? Try it in your calculator :D:D:D:D

[Zeke8762]

@fatsomamacheese Well because I have the "Fuck retards like ou who can't take a joke Edition 2 calculator", when I typed it in, it said that fatsomamcheese is a cum guzzling twat waffle that takes dick up the ass. I'm sure that is only true .1X1000 % of the time. Boom. I do F X D (Work, for the slow ones)

[fatsomamacheese]

@Zeke8762 You're exactly right, you can't take a joke...

WHOOOOOOOOOOSH!

[fatsomamacheese]

@Zeke8762 And you're a poo poo head! LOLOLOLOL! OMFG I'm just kidding don't /wrist! LOLOLOLOL

[rufio02]

@Zeke8762 wow you are fucking dumb... im guessing you are actually either Seriously Mentally challenged or while in the womb your mother took so much zulu dong an actual hol was created in the soft part of your skull... you fucking moron.

[wtfmaker2596]

a wild snorlax appears XD

[ttroxfan100]

is the song Chop Suey?

[satanicpanda46]

@ttroxfan100 Yeah.

[sedwaykid]

good job. i dig it

[victorkalbskopf]

Great video!

check my channel i made a similar one with my top 100

[RockNRollSoldier1]

dude is the harry potter one real?

[buckbumble]

the first one is hilarious

[rememberjamie]

did anyone else see that snorlax

[twistedhumor1251]

where can i get a still of 4:13? thats frickin awesome.

[Bendanna93]

3:57 bob o wildys son!!

[Levazoid]

kansas ! maaan ..

[Keeban3]

The Envy one is so cruel

[uja11]

Whats da music...I LOVE IT!!!

[surfside412]

its a system of a down- chop suey!

[cgsilverscreen2020]

3:36 FTW. that guy DOES have WAY too much time on his hands

[Salamandr0]

WUT ???????????

[Salamandr0]

WUT????????

[Asaminator]

I'm sorry. This is terribly wrong of me, I Know it, but 4:03 made me fall of my chair I was laughing so hard... really hard.

[3rdButNotFinal]

Ahahahahahhahahahahahah,same here! :D :D :D

[tunick2015]

@Asaminator

it's not that bad, i lught as hard as you

[3d4g19]

omgg. what was 132?

[mauler16]

oh wow, the last 35 secs of this are amazing....lust one lol after another

[Tavorick]

I can't stop laughing at 3:39!

[saamohod]

The soundtrack is irrelevant.

[FRESHFrMNZ]

2:56 LOL LOL

[SykoSaint]

3:57 & 4:01 not trying to be a dick but goddamn that is/are one/some ugly motherfucker(s)

[blueduck707]

the blasphemy one was hilarious

[flylike1]

blasphemy is always hilarious :v

[Biollante246]

1:11 What the FUCK! Im african american and i live in kansas

[HarbingerGunship]

@Biollante246 RUN!!!

[blueduck707]

Do they really do that then?

[pgal14]

i dont gots any more ultra balls, snorlax kod my whole team

[CobraCoyote]

That last one was the best.

[Tieachy]

ROFLCOPTER LOL i cant stop laughin at 3:57 lol

[humm96]

4:03 XD i cant stop laughing :,D

[alahad]

life jackets lol...

[ThePoopPlace]

3:19 rofl copter

[ugis1993]

nice 5/5

[DuppyMan90]

Aha dopeman, and who will kill us finaly? arent we over populated? i dont whant someone to cut me into 2 pieces and sell my membrane

[giantfishhat]

CATCH IT NOW!

2:58