lol they cut the part were he said and they stuck a thing up my butt and it was like cold jello and then it hit me it wasnt aliens or a space ship it was bill Cosby's basement
You know if you ever get abducted I hope they do the anal probe on you while your awake and also go down your throat while your awake and them get the samples from your pennis while your awake and then send you home to be a nut case like you are displaying everyone who has been abducted as just a joke or something
WTF, There's like some fuckin' alien bacteria in that sh1t that's gonna grow big and gigantic one day... then some time while you're asleep, you're gonna wake up in the middle of the night to see this bigass slug riding you below the waist.
lol they cut the part were he said and they stuck a thing up my butt and it was like cold jello and then it hit me it wasnt aliens or a space ship it was bill Cosby's basement
0181jp 1 year ago
hahahahaha wow. He's not acting or anything. . .
The next Alec Baldwin.
therobanata 2 years ago
You know if you ever get abducted I hope they do the anal probe on you while your awake and also go down your throat while your awake and them get the samples from your pennis while your awake and then send you home to be a nut case like you are displaying everyone who has been abducted as just a joke or something
Spacedock2012 3 years ago
Dude. It's an actor, not a real confession. The guy doing the camera work is Mike from The Blair Witch Project.
offendingshadow 3 years ago
What is that, pieces of poo?
Anyways, you should have used a way better actor. :-/
rabidowski 4 years ago
its like zombies people turn into aliens and kill u lol just bullshit
Darkwolf11111 4 years ago
Ohhhh, that's where he put my jelly beans!!! arghhh
jedimasterham 4 years ago
yo uhh
thats gonna have to be more realistic, i believe in aliens, and thats no alien
KurtAngleRox 4 years ago
..'
Wow, this sucks.
casey1237 4 years ago
Here's what the two critics are saying:
--"5 stars for 'realism'"--Joel C. Gull, Bay Gazette
--"'The Blair Witch Hunt' of Youtube!!!" --Anita Bath, Whitewash Press
Keep up the alien abduction series. 5 Stars.
californiasonshine 4 years ago
anal probe
zepeachicken 4 years ago
this is like the House of Horrors at the carnival.
distressed7 4 years ago
Seems pretty stupid.
Proxima8614 5 years ago
what a fake video that was so stupid
footballh3 5 years ago
Lol :P
Sabbieboeboe 5 years ago
What's the story on his first alien abduction? Any more stuff?
offendingshadow 5 years ago
damn u took just bad pictures of that interesting stuff
bergfruehling 5 years ago
WTF, There's like some fuckin' alien bacteria in that sh1t that's gonna grow big and gigantic one day... then some time while you're asleep, you're gonna wake up in the middle of the night to see this bigass slug riding you below the waist.
ImyManz99 5 years ago
he just through up in a jar with water
killyou5times 5 years ago
whats in that jar?
rubberlettuce 5 years ago