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  • lol luv you too grandma

  • very cool how did you do that wish i could do the same on news satire in india.

  • SHAWTAYYYEEE

  • East coast Left coast

  • "my brain says no, but my body says YES!!!!" haha!

  • VOTE FOR RON PAUL 2012!

    Let us legalise prostitution, marijuana, heroin, cocaine, lysergic acid diethylamide — & TAX THE HELL OUT OF THEM TO PAY OUR 14 TRILLION DOLLARS IN DEBT!

  • @JyonasanVolkov It's not the Drug itself that makes it illegal it's the effect it has on people. People would steal, rob, and even kill for the drug and for money to pay for it. Even if you were to tax "the hell" out of them it would probably wind up costing more money. Driving while on the drug, overdosing, and the share of needles would just cost more money. The only "Drug" that would be safe to legalize would have to be marijuana.

  • Only those who truly are inferior are desperately afraid of equality.

  • @hannah4colbert You're right but I tend to be the ever lasting optimist. I'm hoping that if I keep on showing people some logic one day I might actually change someone's mind. I'm also a bisexual so I get worked up about it, because it does really matter to me.

  • @hellotherebroseph123 Well what if you look at it from a scientific view instead of a religious one? Being gay does nothing to hurt anyone, yet homosexuals are deprived of all the rights married heterosexual couples have. Being homosexual is NOT a choice. People should not be punished something that, A isn't under their control, and B does nothing to harm others. Maybe you should pull your head out of the bible and pick up an Oscar Wilde book. You might just realize that homosexuals are awesome.

  • @mimi2282 Divorce is not supposed to be okay. Marriage is forever. It is also meant for a man and a woman;The woman was created to be a companion for the man. If God allowed gay marriage, He would've made another man to be the companion.

  • @hellotherebroseph123 THAT IS SO TRUE! PREACH! THIS IS WHAT I BEEN TRYNA TELL THESE PPL SMFH. thank you again for your comment!

  • @hellotherebroseph123 if god was real, then there would be proof

  • @poiu77 No I mean in the "I don't like what you're saying so stfu" way. :)

  • im starting to love the word "Shawty" with that autotuned accent LOL :P

  • @triggerhappy097

    You know what it's bible thumping people like you make me sad. I'm not retarded either by the way in fact I'm probably smarter then you are and I'm 13. If marriage is such a "holy tradition" then it shouldn't be okay to divorce someone. Some people are on their third wife but if Jim wants to marry Harry then it "defiles the holy tradition of marriage." How does that make sense?

  • @mimi2282 Don't waste your time on triggerhappy. People will that train of thought are a dying breed. You won't be able to convince them. Don't get yourself all worked up over their ignorance.

  • Armed gays on the sea?

  • This has the exact same autotune melody as Kanye and Charlie autotune also the mario and Mr. T autotune too!!!! -_-

  • What about space pirates?

  • Soulja Boy is an international hip-hop artist and I don't give a flying fuck about him but this guy doesn't get noticed? I would rather listen to this guy. Now this guy has talent.

  • @Kichigokun Soulja Boy.......Artist? Thing really have changed...

  • @leondonley My apologies, Leondonley. Allow me to rephrase that. Soulja Boy is an international hip-hop garbage.

  • Its not funny when those idiots sing, only when they autotune other people

  • take a drink every time he says "shorty"

  • Oh  she's such an asshole

  • EAST COAST! ...... LEFT COAST!

  • GLaDOS.

  • Screw Miss America. >_<

  • @mimi2282

    Screw you. She is voicing her rightful opinion and she is absolutely correct. Marriage is for a man and a woman. And mentally retarded liberals like you are not going to change that. So suck it up and go get married with your gay friend in Argentina or something. Better yet, go to Afghanistan and watch all the gays that liberals decided to allow into the military that are representing the land of the free. Marriage and sex is for men and women. You won't change the holy tradition.

  • @triggerhappy097 really? what mental illness does liberals have?

    america was founded on equal rights for all, not what the brain dead conservatives decide

  • @mimi2282 Literraly?

  • Hey, what happened to the original version of Auto-Tune the News #2? Along with the logos, the content has been changed bit. I miss the introduction with "Boring! I hear a foghorn!"

  • happy halloween can you give the auto tune setting that you used in ((Miss California! Gay Marriage! Auto-Tune the News #2))

    please

    I have an assignment at the school and I need this please

    thanks in advance

  • XDDDD AWSOME!!!!!

  • Very thin ice... lol, I see what you did there XD

  • @RaymondLestrange The very thin ice line has been used in several other auto-tune the newses.

  • VERY VERY TALENTED.

    

  • My brain say's no, but my body say's YEAH !!!

  • He calls his grandma "Shawty" XD

  • I am from Iowa(: Cool beans yo.

  • Love it xD

  • Awesome!!!!!

  • OH SNAP! How Fast?!?!

  • incredible how a simple sound effect makes music anything

  • I disagreed with her answer, but it was her opinion. She was asked the question after she won - she was asked for her opinion. She had every right to give her opinion. And she didn't mean it maliciously.

    If you ask me, I admired that woman for being what many of these 'I want world peace' plastic women who win these things can't seem to do - telling the truth. I think she knew most people wouldn't be thrilled with her answer, but she spoke her honest opinion.

  • She gave her answer, the 8 judges gave theirs. Where EXACTLY is the problem with this ultra-narcissistic, self-adoring closeted hypocrite/hoochie coochie woman?

    The problem is there is no problem; except maybe for the fact that gays ad lesbians have fewer rights than this profoundly flawed "Christian Woman". Only those truly inferior fear something as logical as EQUALITY.

  • @SynchroTotal No they don't. They have the exact same rights as every other person in their legal jurisdictions. They just get worked up because they don't have MORE rights than the people around them.

  • @GenghisClown You mean once your discrimination becomes ILLEGAL, YOU have fewer rights?

    Do you wish segregation to return? Why not go all out and go back to slavery. Of course YOU would not want to be a slave, but rather a master, correct?

    I understand perfectly. In your perfect world, YOU decide what OTHERS are allowed to do, while nobody gets to hold YOU to the same standards. A perfect class system, with YOU on top.

    Why exactly should this be? You're in your own little world!

  • Type in "fast weed rap" for a cool and funny song

  • wtf happened to angry gorrila

  • @haunticels So trying to protect the people of the Middle East from a stereotype and you notice i'm illiterate and pick on me for that? European i'm guessing. Everytime i'm trying to help someone they pick on me for dumb shit.

  • @ihatemuslim1989 Yo dumbass your the reason Americans get a bad name, middle easterners are good people and just because its part of their culture to wear a turbin doesn't mean there terroist. Your just a stereotype bastard.

  • @BabehKittehs And people like you are the reason people think all of America is illiterate. Good Job!

  • hahaha epic!!!!!!!!!

  • 0:36-0:49 ROFLMFAO

  • "my brains says no, but my body says YEEEEEES" yes, that was hilarious!

  • ihatemuslims1989 thanks for the racist rant bro, I especially like how you added the 'lol' at the end, as if it was funny or could make the paragraph any less insulting

  • @ihatemuslims1989 i think its funny how a twenty two year old (at least thats how u present urself) can live so long and still think that its one nation fighing america. They're called extremists(prob mispelled), They are extreme,such as the 9/11 attack. I dont blame all white people for enslaving almost every other race to get one country. America is a great country, but with assholes like u, we get a bad reputation.....like those middle easteren people u want dead....

  • "ice is melting so fast" "oh snap! how fast?" lol love it

  • hot ass aaaah grrrr miss california.. daaamn!!!!

  • @Deathbyomega  Communist bastard

  • i agree with her :)

  • @TheTubePortal we will never get to a utopian civilization its against human nature

  • I agree. Someone said below that that's like saying it's only right for two white people to get married. That is not the same, since being homosexual is a sin, and skin color is not.

  • @OwlCityFan26 I want to know the exact reasons why being homosexual is a sin, other than the fact that God says it's wrong. Tell me why you don't like it, not what God thinks. People are only disgusted by it because of the Bible. If the it said nothing of being homosexual hardly anyone today would be against it, and I find it offensive to me (being bi) that people say love is about the mind, not the body, yet two women or two men can't fall in love. I thought IT WASN'T ABOUT PHYSICAL APPEARENCE

  • @mcrgerardway923 I don't like it because it disgusts me, plain and simple. even if it wasn't in the bible i would still shudder when I see two women or two men sucking face. it just isn't right.

  • @OwlCityFan26 why, though? Is it JUST the physical appearence? What if A man got a sex change? Would that make it better? I mean, after a sex change, you are legally that gender, so is it just apppearence that disgusts you? or is it the name Male and Female that you find disgusting together? I'm not trying to be mean, I just want to know why people say that.

  • @mcrgerardway923 no, it's not just appearance. I just think that you are a certain gender for a reason, and the fact that a man and a woman are the ones who reproduce together, not two men or two women, indicates simething.

  • @OwlCityFan26 Okay. Now that I can understand. I just don't like people who hate us for no reason. People can be very cruel to those who go against their beliefs....

  • @mcrgerardway923 that is true, and i don't think it's right to be mean to such people. i'm not a mean person. i mean, in my incredibly biased opinion :P

  • @OwlCityFan26

    It's not like gay people can help who they find attractive. It's ENTIRELY the same as a straight person who finds a particular type of person attractive.

  • @1stcrayvenaa not really, since a person CAN control who they are attracted to. It's actually a perverse mindset, like being attracted to young children.

  • @OwlCityFan26 Well, no they can't. Have you ever tried to get a boner over a really unattractive girl? It's just not possible.

  • @1stcrayvenaa well yeah, especially since I'm a girl....lol.

  • How did you guys go about getting the rights to use of all this news footage!? It must have cost a fortune.

  • shit

  • shawty

  • It's 1956 and a Ms. America says "In my country a marriage should be between two white people - no offense to anybody out there, but that's how I was raised." Would you defend her by saying she had the right to say it? Perhaps if you lived in 1956, but if you were part of the progressive civil rights movement you would not. In the same way gay rights today are still in the early stages and equality is still attacked. One day all humans will be treated equally without prejudice.

  • @TheTubePortal Why would that ever happen? It is ignorant to believe that through government and society trying to tell us how to think, that one day we will live in some kind of utopian society. It is simply human nature (ie, programmed into us from birth) to be scared of things we don't understand or people that look different or do different things. Being able to understand that people have different beliefs to yourself and allowing them to have their opinion is where we all need to start!

  • @youtubkeeper The reason we have laws is because ppl do not voluntarily do what is right.  It needs to be enforced with penalties attached to discourage law breaking and encourage being a good citizen. What if there was a group of people that decided it was their "personal opinion" to begin murdering children? Should society allow that? No. It should be outlawed. We won't reach a utopian society, but we can attempt to get ppl doing the right thing and being fair as much as is possible.

  • what is this? I don`t get it, what is the point???

  • @ihatealderney I agree he is stupid

  • That miss California is a stupid bitch.

  • You should do a auto tune youtube video of Jim Carey announcing his love for Emma Stone

  • 1: Haha pink phone!!

    2: on a serious note, legalize gay marriage and marijuana!! Why: I don't care about you uptight people, and if I love a woman, who are you guys to tell me that I can't express those feelings in a mature manner? I want to tell her I want to spend my life with her, but you guys are too uncomfortable with us so you discriminate. Separation between church and state! Stop infringing on my constitutional rights! 2nd Why: Alcohol is bad for us too, but it is the American

  • totally agree with miss california!!!! between a man and a women only!!

  • After reading all the comments about religion and gay marriage and reading all you aguements i have come to one conclusion..... yall are all annoying.....

  • Look at your comment. Back to mine. Back to yours NOW BACK TO MINE. Sadly, it isn't mine. But if you stopped trolling and started posting legitimate crap it could LOOK like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're scrolling through comments, finding the ones that your comment could look like. Back at mine, what is it? It's a highly effective counter-troll. Look again, MY COMMENT NOW HAS MANY THUMBS UP.

    Anything is possible when you copy and paste.

    I'm on a laptop

  • @julian5509

    Best comment ever FACT

  • @julian5509 WTF that is some how funny

  • @julian5509 That was pretty good. Props, wow. Idk what to say.

  • @julian5509 Very nice, comrade.. May I use your comment? ;)

  • i dont care what god u bielive in or what theroy u bielive in about who or what created us if we were created to have same sex relations we could reproduce with the same sex so no gay marridge is rong so vote NOoooooooooooooooo

  • @handibar You're stupid.

  • My brain says no but my body says yes

    LAWL -.-

  • @StillVase And the KKK just says what they believe in. What's the problem? We can't criticize other people's beliefs? Yes we can, and we do it all the time. You don't dictate what is subject to criticism.

  • It is sad that gay people get so much respect in today's world.. Even when we all know they should be launched to the moon.. Or the sun.

  • africa has the right idea

  • @StillVase What she believes in!!!!!!!!!!!!! What she believes in is, Bestiality and child rape. Straight marriage is directly related to these deviant disgusting things. Straight marriage is the leading cause of Global warming. YOUR cock is melting our ice caps! I HATE you and your ignorant Global Warming cock YOU are destroying this planet!

  • The only thing that screw up your country is your federal bank ;) enjoy slavery America!

  • What is wrong with her sharing her opinion? Why is it that she HAS to say EXACTLY what everyone wants her to. I mean no offense to people out there but everyone has an opinion and in America they SHOULD have a right to say them. I mean it's not like she said "I can't stand gay people" you don't know that she does... I mean seriously people why can't you just drop the gay thing? It's getting old... Just shut the hell up!

  • @MandiCandi346 She can say she hates niggers, but she'll get some social pressure from it and I doubt you'd jump in to defend her on that. Why can't she get some social pressure when she expresses her beliefs about homosexuality?

  • @clubindiana4 That comment made my whole day...thank you for being awesome

  • lol "love you too grandma" XD

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  • @gilliamjf what a retarded statement.

  • DIGA NÃO AS DROGAS, BEBIDAS E AO FUMO. NÃO CORRA EM ALTA VELOCIDADE. EM BUSCA DO NADA OU DA VERDADE. QUE É A MORTE PRA VOCÊ. NÃO DESTRUA A NATUREZA. AJDE CRIANÇA ESPERANÇA...DOE... -ESCUTEM O REI DA ECOLOGIA .CANTOR FELINTO FRANÇA

  • I put my headphone on when they told me to.

    LIKE A BOSS.

  • 0:47

  • They should combine it n make it longer n add the Gorilla from the other song!

  • "Shawty, we'll meet up at the mall! Love you too grandma!" LOL

  • i am gay(no homo)

  • guys this is an autotuned vid relaxx plus the bible can b interpreted in many dif ways so wat some1 says about it can b dif than wat another says...everybody chill...i just thot the tune was catchy 

  • This song is shit and That guy looks like a faggot no offense to any gays on comments but I would love to drop kick that little pussy in the face XD for making such garbage on Internet!! Γάτα ιρβδξ λαξδωδ όρο ιροτπ ´ειδωδ ίσως ξδορ ορητ ψηλά οαγσω οτιρ έξτδ ξδκφ είδηση πδβ δ λαξδωδ ´δη δ´ς. Δβδδξη όρισαν λαξδωδ ορησωδ σκχνδ πρβδ πάση!!!¿

  • Shameless plug: watch my video on gay marriage it's fabulous just click on my name or search "calm your tits"

  • Who am I insulting

  • I think Obama is cool...;)

  • @eni98olu you admit you aren't perfect so why the fuck are you sitting on your fat fuckin ass insulting other people. Jesus said may the one without sin cast the first stone. I'm catholic and I support gay rights just sayin.

  • The bible says homosexuality is a sin, it also says, all people sin. And people who are saying gays will "rot in hell", do you ever wonder why atheists give christians a bad rep. It's because of people like you. And doesn't the bible say fix your problems before worying about others.Being gay is a sin, just like, lying, stealing, cheating, etc. And don't tell me you're perfect, because you're not(and neither am I or anybody else.)

  • how do you auto tune this on windows pc

    

  • ...He's attractive. 

  • REALLY guys. this video is supposed to be comedic -_- stop arguing about stupid ass shit and enjoy the video :O

  • @eas872 agreed

    

  • @kenshinluverr

    Sexual orientation SHOULD be a born human right.love and Attraction is a chemical reaction,that humans are designed to enjoy.you cannot control them even if you want to without a lot of stress and trauma to the mind.it would be inhuman to try and change them,and if they want the same rights as heterosexuals than just give it to them dammit,it's not like they did anything wrong.unless your an ignorant hate-spewing religious fanatic.in which case your opinion shouldn't count.

  • why si this funny video comments all about gay marrige? like thats what the video si for .. let it go .. i doubt the person reason to make this video was to make you think, not to make you laugh? :P

  • Heterosexuals already have all of their rights. Try helping the homosexuals with your time instead,then it wouldn't go to waste.

    The world needs to stop being so homophobic,what people do in their bedrooms should be private manner not public affair

  • @DURZIOtheAMAZING It wouldn't be such a public affair if it was actually kept in the bedroom but they publicize it with their "equal rights" bs in marriage which means the same tax breaks married people have. They push for the media publicity and in turn they are asking for the public response. Sexual orientation is not a born human right it is a lifestyle that they agree to live with. Not everyone has to respect that choice.

  • I am a confirmed heterosexual. I am for hetero rights! There will be family parades!!!

  • shawty....=)

  • You know you need to get a life when you're arguing about ancient Greece over an autotune Youtube video : /

  • wow that was gay

  • *sigh* this is sad. Ppl arguing over YouTube. Like, really?! Just mind your own business. Everyone has their own opinion, is it really that hard to respect it?

  • @FlakAttackable, um no, not really, you should read the bible more carefully, Salomon had 700 wives plus the bible said its OK to marry your neighbors concubines. Plus lets not forget Abraham who married his sister. So where does reserved bond between "man and woman" fit in? Exactly. The evidence you can look up will immediately show you nor religion has any clue what constitutes a marriage. So why would you constitute over youtube how homosexuals should not marry, and have civil unions????

  • Catholics are Christians. Gays can go have a civil union or whatever, but marriage is a Christian rite, reserved for the bond between a man and a woman.

  • i like the auto tune, nuff said.

  • Yea just fucking listen to the music if you wanna argue about shit take it somewhere else

  • JUST ENJOY THE FUCKING MUSIC

  • so much hate its sad really... : (

  • fucking hilarious :)))

  • @Helite420 differently because of my sexuality, that's pathetic. I know there're some Christians I strongly dislike doesn't mean I'm going to hate and judge a whole religion.

  • @Helotes420 I'm Christian and even if I think it's wrong to be gay I respect them and treat them like I would treat a normal person, oh wait, that's because they are. Just because your gay that doesn't mean anything. Puh-lease, and while many Catholic people judge gays and people bisexual that's because it's their religion. I'm a Christian (not Catholic) and I'm not going to hate you because I have a different opinion from you. Hate gets you nowhere, and I know I wouldn't like to be threaten di

  • The awkward moment when the top comments are replies and you spend 3 hours looking for the comment they replied too ._.

  • Very Thin Ice, Very Thin Ice, Very Thin Ice, Very Thin Ice,

  • Lol@oh snap !

  • Lol@oh snap how fast! These are too funny. Thank you for sending me these links Mimi I've laughed all day!

  • An abominable choice.

  • @h20Enthusiast you sound mad bro, is it because girls like gay dudes more than they like you?

  • @Starxlolita the birds aren't gay they are bored and caged 2gether... put a male in there

    animals instinctively do

    and the amount of testosterone contact in the womb is a sick lie. Gay is a choice. It is a preference that can be chosen against.

    Gay people go straight all the time, and visa versa... stop lying 2 people.

  • @h20Enthusiast wow...people like you are just scared and dont really like themselves...love is all that matters gay or straight

  • @h20Enthusiast Someone is still in the closet.

  • how is that miss california?

  • Let's start talking about the video not science or your views. Th video is funny is make comments about it.

  • 0:46 I LAUGHED SO MUCH

  • whos the blonde at 0:30 ?

  • @iStar20 Dude, I'm Christian, chill. The whole side against gay marriage is for eith 1.) Changing the definition of marriage or 2.) Certain people think it's socially unacceptable.

    Christianity is a loving religion about accepting your fellow man and caring for him. There's too many people out there who call themselves 'Christians' but turn around and just completely bash around toehrs and their beliefs. I don't agree with the lifestyle, but if gays want to get married, let them!

  • @iStar20 what are you talking about? PRAISE THE LORD! HALLEUJAH!

  • @iStar20 Oh hey, get over it. Truth didn't screw anything. The people who didn't wanna accept it did.

  • @iStar20 Hey Christianity did not screw the government, its the people who take it to the extreme, and those people are idiots, I'm a christian and I believe in gay marriage.

  • @iStar20 Christianity never screwed anyone...men did that....