Kaliber lager - Billy Connoly (tongue twister)

[maddermofo]

At first all I heard was fuckin fuckin fuckin!!!

[bioshock107273]

Im not a pleasent fucker Im a pleasent fuckers son in the morning present til the present fucker comes......and ive been drinking

[Hugh594McIntosh]

@bioshock107273 im not the pheasant plucker , im the Phesant pluckers son , and im only plucking pheasants till the Phesant plucker comes.

[Camberwell86]

I bet it took Connolly sixteen pints of normal lager and sixteen takes on the camera to get that advert right.

"I'm not a pleasant fucker..."

"...yeah, we know, mate. Just get it right this time."

[seanyboyrebel]

@Camberwell86

Surely if he's had 16 pints of normal lager it would've made it HARDER to say....

is that not kind of the point of the advert? And I think he's teetotal anyway.

[Camberwell86]

@seanyboyrebel

This is what I hate about YouTube comments, you try sharing a little joke... then seven months later, some beanhead comes along being all pernickety and picking loopholes in your statement (which was never serious anyway).

[seanyboyrebel]

@Camberwell86

beanhead! haha. what can i say? I'm a pedantic bastard.

[ucd77]

never understood Kaliber. Why would anyone drink non-alcoholic beer? Daft

[floozysuzie20]

Eh i think people would drink it because they like the taste of it.

[p0llenp0ny]

Yeah.. and people have sex for the exercise.

[irishprice]

lol haha true very true. the only reason ppl drink it is so they cud pas it of as real beer.... im guessin

[A310fan]

LOL

[000nour000]

hahaha and HOW many takes did it take to make this?! hahaha!!

[adamcq]

Yeah its an old tongue twister my parents used to try and say when they were drunk. The idea is the more you've had to drink the more likely you are to say Pleasant Fucker rather than Pheasant Plucker. Good for a laugh as a drinking game.

[weepaul666]

GET TAE FUCK YA PHEASANT PLUCKER

[severdnerv]

lol is it ment to sound like pleasant Fker?

[Anjimom]

The best!!!!!

[ChrisLUFC4EVER]

LMAO..I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant pluckers son and I am only plucking pheasants till the pheasant plucker comes...And I've been drinking!

[friendsfan4eva456]

lmaoo

[sexyalexia69]

aye he dosny say fucker he says plucker but i c how that could sound a bit like fucker probly cause am from scotland it sounds more cleart than to other people

[tj2mag]

I'm not a pheasant fucker, I'm a pheasant fucker's son, and I'm only fucking pheasants 'till the pheasant fucker comes!

[TaylorMayed07]

get yer hearing tested pal...he says 'Plucker' not 'Fucker'. y the hell wud he or any1 4 tht matter swear on a tv advert

[tj2mag]

With his accent, it's hard to tell. Besides, it's BILLY CONNOLLY! Fucker is exactly the sort of thing he WOULD say.

[welchi93]

its the only word in his dictionary well that n bastard

[rugbyrulz389r]

what is he saying?

[runerab]

I comment first woooooooo!