Stoned on judge judy.

[Canny420]

What a great way to not get sued.

[ColdVolcano23]

Haha! He's a fuckin' genius! You can tell he was acting, just look at the little smile on his face right after he asks if they're on tv.

[MikaelaaXD]

LOOOOOOOOOOLLLLL!

[aSMARTwomanLOL]

Wait, we on tv?

[TheBigd103]

I'm doin that next time I go to court lol

[hockeydude161]

Is it april 15th yet ahaahaha i was dying when he said that, the "television we on tv?" haha classic

[MrOu83]

@fairyafew - I'd to see the research that was conducted by the Russian scientists in your country that concluded that Africans are more emotionally similar to animals. I hope they followed the scientic methodology and that they were not under the influence of Russian Vodka while conducting their research. Amazing how watching one episode/series of JJ comfirms their "findings" for you. You and the pseudo scientists who did the research are narrow-minded, racist morons who need to stop drinking.

[Gingervitis007]

"i do it all. from the north, south, east & west"

LMAO

[beet92]

we on tv niggaaa!

[shannyshanny123]

How to win a court battle = come stoned xD

[joezjoezjoez1]

sweet

[gokothegrate]

R u just sAying hes stond cuz he's black lol

[SillyBanilly4Chilly]

@gokothegrate yes

[thezigzagmon]

What do you do for a living?

I payoff the debt interest created by the federal reserve from monitzation and printing, take plenty of vaccines, eat bowls of fluoride, wash it down with opiates, zanax, and anti-depressants, then I go grab some McDonalds and vote for George Bush.....<<<----thats how dumb americans are.

can i get Ron Paul 2012?

[zachplaysfallout3]

@thezigzagmon please leave leave the internet,and life.please,we dont nedd any more of you

[TheTisssssssss]

"WHAT DO YOU FOR A LIVING?".... "I DO IT ALL".....LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[nellie2581]

He must be a jack of all trades

[zabethjohnson]

Um.. I'm kind of surprised she wanted him to give out his SS# live.. I'm sure they would have bleeped it out, but at least give him a chance to write it down and present it to her..

Though I doubt he was capable of it in his non-sober state, lol.

[nbssage]

He walked out with the cup,hella G

[Hannible100]

That guy knew exactly what he was doing! And he beat the JJ ha ha!

[mymomiskoolify]

He looks high

[vissova]

I always used to sit on the floor in the middle of my living room cuddled in a blanket while my mom sat on the couch and watched Judge Judy. It was nostalgic.

[DripztR]

I'm dyinggggg ahahahah nigga said "I got some paper work"ahahahaha

[dhsu04]

He's either really smart or really dumb.

[jg514fun]

0. A. A.

[Bingbongchingchog]

leaves the room gangsta struttin.

[elijoker]

"what I had been doin? id been doin a lotta thangs. makin ends meet ya know? they connected" aka drug dealing lol

[529Jiub]

damn, judge judy got owned here

[fairyofdew]

I am from Russia. In Russia scientists conclude that Africans are creatures somewhat resembling human beings physically but mentally closer to animals. Watching the series I see a firm support of that approach. And that is remarkable how the creatures try to speak English in the USA.

[alchemic85]

If i had to hear that bitch yelling at me forever.I'd get blazed too.

[eezysqueezy]

What do you do for a living, Mr Gordon?

I do it all!

[RahSpetnaz]

That guy is really smart

[82Ismael]

Well I guess thats one way to get out of a lawsuit!

[NealKoke05]

judge judy is such a cunt

[BrianTheChosen1]

..And walked out with a glass of water lol.

[SuperHardTrance]

that is very very very unfair... that poor woman dont get a case because that twat comes in like that? wtf jj

[The420following]

Call & Listen ... 1-949-963-3422

[giggitygoo81]

If I ever go to court for a good reason, I wanna go moaked!!

[homesliceman1]

The plaintiff should have won because of that lol not the other way around

[mrdesrt100]

HAHA television? Are we on t.v?

[829kountrie]

@guitarboyzach  Im guessing from the vidoes u have watched recently ur a dumb lil white boy if I am right in my assumtion let me school u a lil ITS A SKIN COLOR what makes u think ur better than any1 .U go thru life like that,n I hope u dont enjoy havn teeth

[emoguitar0101]

@829kountrie shut it you cunt.

[guitarboyzach]

Stupid niggers

[DiomedesStrosMkai]

@guitarboyzach Ignorant morons

[2beeeornot2beee]

HAHAHHAHAA HE WAS JUST PLAYING STUPID TO THE BITCH JUDY SEES IT HAS ONE RETARDED FUCKER

[moneyquickeasy]

Damn, if I ever get sued, I'll have to remember to smoke some dope before court.

[Vince0M1]

It's not fair that the plaintiff should be penalized and have her claim dismissed just because the Defendant was not prepared for court and was too dumb or stoned to answer the Judge's questions. The Defendant should have been penalized. Bad judgement on the part of judge judy.

[X3xCaNnEdSaMx3X]

EPIC FAIL

[TheZoobearz]

Did he really get let off cos he's high can't they redo the case at a later date, that's the stupidest shit Ive Seen in a while

[Zoltaaan]

@TheZoobearz No, omg.. that would be the greatest thing in the world! Imagine if you know youre guilty (even if it is small claims court) so you get high and because of that you get let off until she sues you again!

[sweetsammyc]

The comments on this video are so hilarious

[evilmonkeylords]

Television? WE ON TEEEVEEE? lmfao

[elijoker]

he's been smoking that Connie Chung

[DOEOKY]

television? we on tv

[AH21NZ]

u must be stoned cause u hav this on ur playlist like 5 times wtf

[channing76]

That was amazing. The guy deserves an award. Damn ghetto fox, played the system and came out on top... thats hard to do.

[kirby124543]

he isnt he high, hes drunk i know cuz im a professional

[KidLifted10]

lolol that fool had cotton mouth

[yugiDaD411]

it was a gud idea, it got him off the hook

[brefasho]

we on tv? LOOLL

[The123ryan123]

answer your door

[TjRDenver]

is that black guy from hong kong?????? his eyes say he is.... lmao.

[TjRDenver]

hahahahhah! his eyes are fuckin low!!!!!

[jiggyy]

@ENTERRAPTURE20 LOL did u build an ark?

[jiggyy]

Ah, yes. The classic "Act retarded" defense. Brilliant.

[HPhenomenal]

judge judy being a bitch here

[scolton4life15]

....im sorry what? lol

[theunholycrown666]

That boy was lit up good weren't he. lol. Well played, hahaha.

[MrKyRow]

@jonnieos you're a dumbass she explained she needed it to look up tax returns to see what kind of work he did. It looks like you're just as stupid as him and can't understand either.

[DeathcIoki]

@MrKyRow hey, he got out of court and law problems, so he's smarter than you

[theiwishguy]

That's mah niggah right there!!! Fuck judge Judy!

[AnthonyofPadua16]

We on TV? Lololol

[Botshapa]

Judge Judy went back to her office and smoked one for sure

[jonnieos]

he owned judge judy shes a fuckin dumbass ask for a social security number for no reason shes the one that sabotaged that case.

[TheZach3ry]

'we on tv!?' lmao tht was tha best way to end it

[Exaviour92]

he playd that off either super good...or he was HIGH AS FUCK

[Erik240796]

Drunk in court my ass, he'd been smoking some real god ganja before this!!

[spanna22000]

well played.



[hothotrob23]

Television we on tv lmao

[needmorechronic]

"What do you do for a living Mr. Gordon"?

"I do it all, you know, from the north to south the east to the west".

" Hes in barber college your honor"

LMFAO this guy is great

[BlueToad2222]

@needmorechronic hahaha i can just read the comments to this video all day

[TheDonSticky]

he wasn't stoned; this guy is smart..the case didn't go any where and that's probably what he wanted.

[damnitboyzz]

@TheDonSticky

exactly, there is this good lesson 2 learn from this guy's behavior in court. loved it!

[TheDonSticky]

he wasn't stoned. thin=s guy is smart..he did that intentionally and it worked. the case wasn't tried.

[82BlackPower]

Who cares about JEWdy

[Weegrolol]

best line ever 2:16

[mrlogicalman1]

big surprise doesnt pay taxes  but works

[Emigreneby]

nice

[Scorp308]

Can you get the door, please?

[silversnow88]

we on tv? 

[torontobites1]

He didn't get off with anything, it will go back to his local small claims court and be settled there. If he shows up under the influence of anything he will probably be jailed in addition to losing the case.

[gh0stmc]

lol he aint dumb he smart fo pulllin that shit n gettn off the case

[PeByron]

I remember Judge Judy when she was hot...

[FlamingButtholes]

MAKIN' DA ENDS MEAT.

[sweeteedon]

Finally someone topped Judge Judy

[scoreboard24]

he got the case thrown out by showing up high. hahahhahaha legendary

[damnitboyzz]

@scoreboard24

loooooool. cool way to screw the goddamn court!

[UTubePlayer203]

television..we on tv?

..LMAOO

[fastblack09]

"television? we on tv?" lmao

[stomjuggalo]

He high as fuck lol

[Watching233]

wow dismiss the case because the defendant was acting like a retard what the fuck is that

[lvdking69]

dudes smart as hell

[TheMersa]

looool

[ceejay644]

LMAO He jacked that water too

[Christophur13]

prefect!!!!

[TheBell65]

what a g

[ih8momjokes1]

You see? It wasn't that bad.. drugs can save yourself sometimes.

[AndyinMTL]

classic!!!! 

[VvVvSHADOWvVvV]

Your such a dumb ass.

[aniolsejour1987]

she wanted him to say his social security number out loud wtf. in front of all those people. good job for not telling her real smart bro

[Devismo]

ahahhahaha fuckin awesome. wonder if he got shit afterwards

[VvVvSHADOWvVvV]

Wow I'm surprised that you can even spell intelligence. I bet your mom posted your last two commets. I bet if you had kids and they were hit by a some pot head in a car and died ,I bet you turn against pot and bad mouth it and wonder why you where dumb enough to smoke it.

[MysTic7861]

"we on tv?"

Lol.

[NJ1988]

he high as hell

[NJ1988]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[drawnsequence]

The Dude walks out with the damn glass of water too! Love it!

[TeamReebok08]

Don't link stupid fucks to republicans, asshole. I'm 100% republican and I'm a supporter of cannabis and all of the things it can do for our economy.

[boyznadaze]

well at least smoking weed will get me,out fastr

[GhostReconGuy]

Television, we on TV?

Gets me everytime.

[ItsUnorthodox]

4th Grade drop out

[MrMatteNWk]

Why do people have such a high tolerance for videos where the uploader points his camera at the TV screen? It's even worse that the doorbell rings and yet it's left in the clip.

[VvVvSHADOWvVvV]

And yet when you need to get a drug test done on you to get a job or get tested on a job you won't pass it and become a welfare loser. Who's the dumb one now.

[skalmortis]

@VvVvSHADOWvVvV You shouldn't believe everything mommy and daddy tells you, dumbass, with arguments like that you just look like a standard brainwashed republican. You obviously never had a job if you think that you need to pass a drug test everywhere you want to work, lol. And also, if you'd open up your eyes instead of swallowing what ignorants tells you, you'd know that cannabis could save the world if it was properly commercialised. So just stfu, and gtfo, troll.

[Brushhopp3r]

2:12 (troll eyes they're eating this shit up)

[TheMagicSandwichist]

i wish i could say i was stoned on judge judy. Man i envy this guy

[VvVvSHADOWvVvV]

And yet your dumb enough to smoke pot.

[OwenGTA]

@VvVvSHADOWvVvV And yet *YOU'RE dumb enough NOT to smoke it.

[skalmortis]

@VvVvSHADOWvVvV If you think smoking weed have something to do with the intelligence of someone, you're the dumb one here ;)

[themuntstick]

shes just made because hes smarter than she is 

[shellavation]

We on TV?

[TheGonzaPoker]

left the court room like a bawws lol

[itsBlackMorris]

That was awesome

[Scooda912]

Im laughing so hard my stomach hurt!!!

[Zayin1993]

That dude is smart as hell!!

[supercow910]

first of all judge judys retarded as fuck. why the hell would you say your social security out loud in front of all of those people. asking for identity fraud??? good job stoner your not that stupid

[NUGSOUNDS]

check out my new channel :) stoney music

[buddaman200522]

We on TV?

[ImperialisVideos]

I'm not familiar with the finer details of the American judicial system but he would have probably had to pay the court fees of both parties and there would be an obvious retrial.

[jrapp82]

this guys my hero

[Aminovitch92i]

THE UPLOADER's NAME IS A SOCIAL PROBLEME ! CAUTION

[whatthefudge60]

am i the only one who noticed the uploader's name?

[Aminovitch92i]

@whatthefudge60 wtf xDDDDDDDDDD !!!

[spwf2]

no jurisdiction!!!!! 

[THEINVENTABLETHREAT]

Judge Judy is such a bitch. She hates people for paying cash for things. I saw her smile once, instead of smiling or laughing she purses her lips. If you have any human traits she hates you also. If this bitch could spit fire from her eyes, everybody in her court would be reduced to ashes. Her favorite sang is "I DON'T CARE!"... obviously

[unclesmonkey1994]

awnser me this..., Why would you, Get HIGH and go to COURT? how stupid is that?

[kingrtec]

@unclesmonkey1994 stupid enough to get out of a lawsuit? I call that smart.

[zburnight]

@unclesmonkey1994 - Answer me this... why would you NOT get HIGH and go to COURT? Have you ever been to court sober? Shit is time consuming, boring, and you gotta bunch of asshole cops and sheriff's deputies around..not to mention the lingering feeling of despair that pervades the building. Being HIGH in COURT makes it at least a LITTLE BEARABLE and MILDLY ENTERTAINING.

[boomer3505]

judge judy is gay

[jomenazu9]

Ima do dat if I ever get in legal troble

[negarogue]

lmfaoooo i died laughing LOLOLOL i love this guy

[caislinn]

that man did the right thing!

[Dillonnnnnnnnnn]

I guess if I end up on the defendant stand, I just have to behave like a complete moron and I can get off!

[magnusalexa]

classic, WD geezer, he knew that court room before they filed papers.

[oo70mar]

TO ALL THE PEOPLE SAYING THIS CASE WAS THROWN OUT, I highly doubt it... probably just moved to a later date....

[oo70mar]

I'm definitely using this tactic next time I'm a defendant.... I'ma be like, where am I? Why am I here? How did I get here? Who r u people? That's a nice black robe, where can I buy one of those? Why do he look like Barney Falf?

[TaERBN]

@oo70mar Roflmmfaoooo

[ImFuckinHigh69]

I'd come faded too if I had to deal with that bitch.

[krunkmasterfresh]

Hes sober as fuck! haha he just played judge Judy like a bitch

[kikme420]

@krunkmasterfresh Says the guy who sold him weed right before the case. Hey krunk master, you got that good....I'm bout to go on judge judy and make an ass of myself and once again give white people a reason to be ignorant and say racist shit.

[whotaughtyou]

CHIEF CONSULTANT

AISHA GADDAFI

COUSIN?

[controlusplease1]

damn. if i ever have to go to court, im going to get high as fuck, and my defense will be my incoherent rambling which will constitute a mistrial, and the case will be thrown out.

some may call him dumb, but i think hes a genius.

lmao

"I do it all. North, south, east, west..."

wtf? lmao

[officialairmaxmusic]

He may be stoned, drunk, dumb or whatever, but why would he tell his social security number to the whole country? Doesn't make sense to me...

[bmngasd96]

@Mrfuriosir Lol

[iAimToBeatYou]

"As Seen On: Gamebattles Forums"  what?? haha

[johnstoner666]

dude's not stoned just dumber than dirt

[FloydTheBarbara]

so if i get sued, all i have to do is speak incoherently and the case will get thrown out...