How to be a Pirate: A Hitchiker's Guide to Piracy

[flamingcartman312]

why the singing? do want to make your ememies ears bleed?

[Elvisdogg]

you cant be complete in your piratey instructional video without teaching them to worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster. blessed be the meatballs, the sauce, the noodles, and the rum, ra'men.

[blairheir721]

@Elvisdogg i have not read a comment that made me smile/laugh at the same time in a good while...thank you so much for that

[MariannaO3]

Get it get it, paris hilton aushuasha x)

[AnimeOnStrings]

SET SAIL FOR ONE PIECE!!!

[ZeKIAHTV]

no, the song is short here's the lyrics"

fifteen men on the dead mans chest

yo ho ho and a bottle of rum

drink and the devil had done for the nest

yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

[bragtheface]

I dont understand

[blairheir721]

it was for a contest and was a spoof on hitchikers guide to the galaxy

[caitybarre]

puffy should be everyone's role model.

[blairheir721]

ohhhh for sure he should

[SLAMMProductions]

Puffy is my hero!

[blairheir721]

puffy is my hero too

[NorRunner10]

First, I think I saw that same bra the was hung as the flag on my floor...but I am not sure, that was a crazy night huh Christina? ;-)

And I couldve swore she quoted that "shiver me tiber" to me also...if you know what I mean ;-) HAHA!

[blairheir721]

wait wait...who is this??

[NorRunner10]

oh oops, I forgot this thing doesnt say my name...

Cody M. You told me to get one of these and I did....

[blairheir721]

ahhhh cody fricken miller i love you

[NorRunner10]

oh I know what you mean...haha

[blairheir721]

p.s. my bday party is on the 19th

[RetartedOwen]

a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel atached to his crotch...the bar tender ask "why do you have a steering wheel atached to ur crotch???" the pirate says "aaaaaaaarg its drving me nuts!!!"

best pirate joke ever ahaha

[blairheir721]

hahahahaha i absolutely love it

[baybayereivir]

Get it? Get it?

caus

paris Hilton!

LOL

[blairheir721]

haha ohhhh paris hilton

[baybayereivir]

You guys are funny!!!!

[blairheir721]

why thank you so much

[baybayereivir]

Why you're welcome because it is true!!!

[peterquint]

I love this even more now that I know the people in it. :-D (Except for that guy.)

This should have won that stupid contest. It's seriously just a really good video.

[blairheir721]

I AGREE hahaha

and that guy is amanda's half-brother

[YouAreHereNow]

S.S. Titanic 2

XD

[blairheir721]

haha you've gotta love it

[emptivestrike]

well i have to write a report on scabies.

i think puffy should help me out.

[blairheir721]

he knows an awful lot about that

[YouAreHereNow]

"I could have had a V8" XD

[peterquint]

haha yes you could have

[blairheir721]

it's true, he could have

[YouAreHereNow]

"I could have had a V8" XD

[peterquint]

again you could have

[blairheir721]

again i agree with you

[YouAreHereNow]

"I could have had a V8" XD

[peterquint]

i could go get one for you

[blairheir721]

i'd like to hit you up on that offer

[YouAreHereNow]

That was SO, SO, SOOO funny!!!!

[peterquint]

haha you have an incredibly amazing sense of humor

[blairheir721]

haha yeah he does

[candprincess]

how did u get the floor to moveee

[blairheir721]

haha i have no idea

[vivyyum]

hmmm....jokes are kinda corny

[blairheir721]

yeah, that was kinda the point

[Ajak28Hype]

LMAO...

low five...no

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

...get it, paris hilton! lol

so funny man, your gonna win!

Pirate get hoes, kick ass, and get paper!!!!

[blairheir721]

haha

well please cross your fingers for me

AND YAY TO PIRATES

[drewvolker]

ONE WORD: FUNNY!!!!!

xD good job!

[blairheir721]

hey thanks so much!

[staphinfection]

Real pirates know it's aweful bad luck to have women aboard your schooner.

[blairheir721]

haha horny pirates beg to differ

[Matoxhz]

Awesome! 5/5! Loved step 3 with the bra flag! Go Pirates!

Cute girls too!

[blairheir721]

haha pirates rule

[MacFlash2]

Is that your own bedroom?

[blairheir721]

that's right outside my bedroom actually

[jjcheddar]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

wowzz...

awesome!!! :]

[blairheir721]

why thank you so much

[AlJCnvr]

Okay so apparently i rock at being santa and yes i did say so! lol and pirates (like myself) are phenomenal!!! Seriously other then when my brother was like 12 BEST VID EVER!!!!! i have to admit! i loved it, i love everything about it, filming it freezing in the snowy rain all worth it!

[blairheir721]

you do rock as santa

[ginniex0x]

HAHA! i say your a whore.... lmao

[blairheir721]

and if puffy says it . . .

[gothicscorpion]

ahahaha got three fitty?? hahaha

[blairheir721]

and it's so cheap too

[Cadegoestocollege]

HAHAHAHA That was hilarious!!

Even though Ninjas are better.

Ugh..I coulda had a V8

[blairheir721]

hahahahaha

ohh cade, pirates will win or i will eat my shoe

[picardrullz]

wtf

[blairheir721]

insanely ridiculous i know

[bananagirl113]

lol "ugh. i coulda had a V8" haha...and the best part is totally the puffy singing part in the middle, after the girls sing the pirate song.....is that from somewhere?

[blairheir721]

yeah that's from pirates of penzance

it's an absolutely ridiculous song

[bananagirl113]

well its awesomely hilarious! its like LOL WTH?? hehe

[blairheir721]

hahaha it really is

[BarbedWire324]

ps nice work it made me chuckle like a frat sock.

and how much do i wish xtina would shiver my timbers

[blairheir721]

haha what the hell is a frat sock?

and i'll have to give her your number

[BarbedWire324]

what did you use for your chroma screen??

[blairheir721]

i painted a wall in the basement cartoon green ahahaha

[BarbedWire324]

haHAH thats commitment

[withouteffort]

Hahahah! "Puffy i've got a joke for you" "alright go eat it"

[blairheir721]

hhahahaha

[Rocky1Donuts]

"You guys wanna be pirates?" "You got Tree-Fity?" Lmao, Puffy u are the defenition of Awesomnesssss.

[blairheir721]

hahahahahaha thanks

[juliaalynnn10]

we're so good.

hahahha =]

amazing!

pirates are SO better, plus... they're better looking =]

[blairheir721]

i wouldn't go that far HAHAHAHA BURRNNNNN

[Petrades]

That was hilarious!

[blairheir721]

hecks yeah it was hahaha

[thatzak]

yessss! Pirates are the best!

awesome video guys.

[blairheir721]

thanks zak

it shows you have great taste too...since you're on the pirate side

[xocate325]

bahaha. the v8 joke got me. and the sarah silverman reference was awesome. :) all around great video though. :) sweet freakin' action.

[blairheir721]

this is one of my all-time favorites..i'm not gonna lie

[xocate325]

me too. :) hah

[VannieBop]

omg did that guy in the beginging say "Got tree fiddy?" HAHAHA! I dont know why but i just cracked up about that

[blairheir721]

ohh you know how pimps are . . .

[normalwerido]

cool nice lesson

=D

[blairheir721]

why thanks

[normalwerido]

why it's no problem

=D

[drummerboy876]

puffy the pirate seems pretty smart.

[blairheir721]

the director's pretty intelligent too

[xoDuRkxo]

Totes love it!!! Pirate are soooo much better then Ninjas even Santa said so! We are amazing and rule at life!

[blairheir721]

yeah and hell if santa said so . . .

[ponyllama]

Pirates Are SOOOOOOO Gonna Win!!! :D

[blairheir721]

i sure hope so

[ponyllama]

They Will..... And Thats Why I Have A Pirate Flag In My Room....Not A Ninja Flag!!

[blairheir721]

GO PIRATES

[inasmalltown50]

LOL

IM OVER COMPENSATING!

ahaha god bless sarah silverman.

[blairheir721]

lol so true

[RockinBlueWit]

LMAO. that was great, just great!!

[blairheir721]

well...pirates do rule hahaha

[cesca424]

puffy don't slap girls!

[blairheir721]

don't worry

he only slaps the pretty ones

[wattts99]

best song of the year!

[blairheir721]

haha my cousins have mad rhyming skills

[norathexplorer]

This was so funny,I love it! Go pirates!

~Nora

[blairheir721]

you better believe go pirates lol

[jldyett]

That was bloody funny! I liked puffy's freestyle best jld

[blairheir721]

that line was actually stolen from pirates of penzance

the whole song is fricken hilarious if you listen to it...but it's so hard to actually do

[nerdnproudoffit]

it takes AGES to load :/

[blairheir721]

ohh i'm sorry about that

hope it's worth the wait though!

[stevenmar17]

on the bed

on the floor

on a towel by the door

in a tub

in the car

up against the mini bar

:D love it :D

[blairheir721]

such a good song

[booshoe37]

this made my day, my month, and my year. I think it just about made my laugh. Youraverageadam is over and he agrees. LOL!!!!!!!!

[blairheir721]

haha well if two of the coolest youtubers agree about this THEN IT IS A SUCCESS

hahah!

[booshoe37]

SUCCESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[saratropic]

coulda had a v8!

[blairheir721]

ohhh retrospect

[saratropic]

LOL FUNNY HAHA BREAK OUT INTO A BROADWAY SONG

so i think ur a whore lmao!

[blairheir721]

hahaha how good of a song did we write...A: PRETTY DARN GOOD