WoW BC Jokes

[masonrdz]

danm blood elfs are dicks =_= (btw my characters a dranies so that explains my opinion ^-^

[TheMidnadarkness]

0:54 random new player lol

[Knedlajz2]

do gnomes have a vibrate setting?..... m just curious XD

[borkov4e]

WOW Jokes app for android free in the market, just search for WoW Jokes or Wow lol :D

[dragonflie668]

dont you wish your girl freind was hot like me lol lmfao

[gicole]

Why is the blood elf telling jokes like a dumb blond?

[Kaioshin94]

@gicole 'cause they ARE dumb blonds

[Kaioshin94]

@gicole 'Cause they ARE dumb blondes...

[tayoki69]

Do gnomes have a VIBRATE setting? OMG where the feck did that one go O.O?

[AnimeRoxorz13]

21 people have octopuses on their faces

[mistereveready]

Wish the gnome vibrate joke was still in game. That and the rod of domination.

[cyberkungen]

so an orc walk in to a bar with a parrot on his shoulder the bartender says hey where did you get that the parrot says durotar the they got them all over the place

[outlier1985]

"Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?"

21 people answered yes.

[Zomnomnombies]

wewt for random dude running @ 0:55 xD

[AssyrianSoldier1933]

LOOOOOOOOOl love it i always hear that everyday "the problem with the horde characters"

[nataliwow1]

höö your blood elf femal stay bit other and talk too why do you have mac

[gusbaker4u]

Wow needs more fart jokes

[TwistedDownfall123]

@gusbaker4u Ok... You wouldn't happen to be the fat kid from the Goonies would you?

[ericasthename]

graawwrrllleerrrr

[Nightnbloodelf10]

hey any gnome guy here that could respond to my dk draenei's question?

do gnomes have a vivrator setting? ;P

[knutake10]

2:26 OWNAGE!!!!!

[TheLordDeathwalker]

The males also have something about what Exodar means, but I forget it.

[TheDiffusedPotatoe]

@TheLordDeathwalker "We did not realize, but in Naaru language 'Exodar' means 'defective elekk turd'."

[SamyBecca]

"what do you mean theres an octopus on my face?"

"do gnomes have a vibrate setting? just curious"

LMAO

[frestylezz]

BEAT THE GNOMES xD

[haydewood]

throg many testing and one dead gnome i can conclude.....yes yes gnomes do have a vibrating seting

[gamessp]

LMAO@GNOMES ;DDDD

[carlimew]

lol, those blood elves are so snooty!

and i don't get the one about the gnomes and the vibrating setting?

i don't really get any of em. but thats the one i don't get the most lol

[MsKittycatdoll]

O.O

[NomNoNom]

AAWWWWW!!! thats nasty!

do gnomes have a vibrator setting????

Dear GOd!

[t1234wbz]

Yo mama's so fat that when she thunderclaps she goes straight to hell.

;B

[trickorcheat]

What is the most used race is alliance? I know the most use in the horde is the Blood Elves. But srsly.

[starbrite005]

@trickorcheat Nelfs/Humans are pretty even as the most played race on alliance. Then third is draenei, fourth dwarves, and last gnomes. At least on my server lol

[Dobsta45]

@starbrite005 Are you saying dwarves are pretty?

[zeruel31]

If I wanted a blood elf girlfriend, I will give her alot of money.

[powerofdestiny]

Theres was actually a lot of jokes and Flirts by female draenai there were removed, the last joke was removed. (apparently) Heres some flirts by female draenai that were cut out during bc beta:

You have heard of the Exodar? I will show you the Sexodar!

I want you to *lick and splat* my *gurgling noises* *slurping noises*

Oh darling, I love it when you say *indistinct growling* *repeated yell*

These are from WoWwiki ^-^

[impompeytillidie]

@darkneonsoldier. U can go through at any lvl but u can only accept quests at lvl 58

[darkneonsoldier]

what do you mean theres an octopus on my face?

[zamorakrulers]

what is past that green portal at the end? i've seen it, but i dunno if i shud go thru it.

family jewels one, does anyone get that one?

[sKiTtLeZxX27]

@zamorakrulers family jewels = your nuts

[darkneonsoldier]

@zamorakrulers it leads to outlands, can't go through till your lv 58, but if you can go through, you can survive

[OahhhMG]

dont u wish ur girlfreind was hot like me"?? all suspisions are confirmed they really are gayer than night elfs

[kutrance]

that sucked

[SyckLegz120]

@OahhhMG Think for a second...you think about gay sex when you see blood elf males....

[Simon14751]

funny shit "what do you mean there is un octipus on my face"

[Sebastian3000000]

"We have it all figured out: Step one we land the exodar.. Step 3 we defeat the legion and go home, there's only one detail missing..."

Do anyone know what the Second step is that "detail that's missing" i've been figured on it so long i don't get it, please if you know respond

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[tk4l]

It's a south park referance

[owen3150]

@tk4l which episode?

[fastmoob]

@Sebastian3000000 ...........how they defeat the legion......

[MrLerrej]

Do gnomes have a vibrate setting?

[yummystix]

your so addicted to WoW, after getting your ass kicked in a fight you yell at a tree for not healing you XD

you so addicted to WoW before a fight you through a stump down and say that's your healing totem !

[00iCrazy00]

Your mom's so fat that she casts 15 thunderclaps while she's running

[hungryhippo247]

@00iCrazy00

Your mom is so ugly she casts fear every she goes!

[00iCrazy00]

@hungryhippo247 Your mama is so dumb she cooked minuterice for a hour.

[hungryhippo247]

@00iCrazy00

Your moms so fat she's immune to Death Grip. :)

[NicholasGeschke]

I just love WoW jokes. I imagine though that the Forsaken would have a sense of gallows humor.

I can't wait to hear the Worgen and Goblin's jokes.

[LongClawzHidden]

"Do gnomes have a vibrate setting? I'm just curious..."

LOL.

[noventar]

lol bloodelves are such assholes

[wizardlyTKO]

How can I miss you if you dont go away... LOL

[KanoranFilosof]

@noventar Indeed, but I still like 'em :)

[00iCrazy00]

Yes Yes we are. xD

[StMessie]

" What do you mean, there is an octopus to my face ? "

[blade660]

"Yes, they are real. And, they can cut glass"

. . . whoa o.O

[TheJoseph124]

I think she was talking about her horns XD

[worderr]

Horns.....

[ROFLMAOSCHINSKI]

Man I love male Bloodelfs XD "Dont you wish your girlfriend was hot like me" XD

[xXSauronXx2992]

2:26 - 2:32 is the funniest joke on wow in my opinion lol

[MrFatality]

haha! do gnomes have vibrate setting?

[12rossja]

ok come on, we are all wow players. horde or allience, we still play the same game...

[Blehzor007]

Lmao " dont u wish ur girlfriend was hot like me " :D

[xdvschick]

lol u left out the male BE joke " gah....I could really use a Schrunchi....Yes you heard me!"

[MaiWolf]

BEs are mean!

[vananyask1]

@MaiWolf they are self centered too :D

[12rossja]

i just dont like horde... is that so wrong? like come on.... they are messed..... and i dont even play a human cause they ARE NORMAL i play a dwarf hunter.... look me up on armory...

"rossja" level 74...

[misamosa]

LMAO, gets me every time, especially the blood elf jokes XD

[MrBoyna]

british accent for blood elf male lol

[12rossja]

i hate being horde, they are all fucking dysfunction, only one that isn't totally dysfunction is blood elf, but hes gay @_@ alliance ftw...

[ViperHyper1]

once you hit lvl 60+ and do battle grounds... id like to see you still love ally

[DemonLewisxb]

Dysfunctional? eh? You're either a pussy ,or you're a bitch that doesn't like things too what did you call it "Dysfunctional"

[yager943]

what is the name of the song from the background of the draneis jokes? i mean, where i can found that music?

[FeathertailForevers]

Blood elf jokes are great. I like the Draenai one,"What do you mean theres an octopuss on my face?" XD

[armoslee12345]

Dunno if its been removed, but theres 1 more female b elf joke i dont think i saw on it: "Is that a mana worm in your pocket. or are you just happy to see me?"

[FireClawzz]

2:25 is my favorite joke XD

[Methylcloroisothiaz1]

lol Horde lack sophistication

[stephenharperbest2]

yes they do their eyes are all like -.-

[Methylcloroisothiaz1]

i love how the blood elves eye brows go off their face lol, very unsophisticated imo

[Aznip78]

-_- used alt + z before ?? gets rid of the hud

[Andrewdigi]

the family jewels and gnomes on vibrate is sexuall and funny :)

[XuanlongSoul]

So Is The Sexodar One

[Pwnz0rz12222]

Cam clarke - World of Warcraft - Blood Elf Male, Medivh, Nexus-Prince Shaffar

[Pwnz0rz12222]

Sucks that they removed the vibrator joke :/

[LightningIrving]

Uh yeah... I'm a night elf rogue and I think gnomes kick ass, so fuck off and leave them alone unless you are going to say something nice and positive about them.

[4lfons]

gnomes are tasty, FOR THE HORDE

[stingersfury]

is there an octopus on my face? lol

[monkeysretardedmom]

1:46 was the best.

[murdoc462]

lol "Do gnomes have a vibrate setting? I-I'm just curious..."

[SeerOfJustAboutAll]

i liked the family jewels joke, the chicken joke and the tail joke.

All legendary

[Kilrai]

they took out the vibrate setting and replaced it with:

You thinking what I'm thinking? Good bring lots of butter and jumper cables.

[Thegoodtwo]

1st joke rocks

[pettson1232]

blood elf females and males are kinda...gay xD draenei FTW! haha do gnomes have a vibrate setting , im just cureious xD

[Benso39]

Yeah lol i agree i think the BE males sound gay.(literal)

[Firefoxred]

They sound more like Liquid Snake from metal gear xD

[PaulJamesPaul]

I think it's Cam Clarke (Who's actually gay in real life), the man who did the voice over for Liquid Snake in the MGS series...

[LightningIrving]

Kratos isn't gay though. Or is he... *enjoying the eager fan girls fantasizing about Kratos*

[al1511]

i didnt expect he do gnomes have a vibrate setting lol classic

[thehitmanDX]

heh draenei must hate gnomes

[randomosis]

the only people who dont hate gnomes are gnomes

[tinyassjbs]

much like Jews

[springbokk4life]

false!! everyone loves gnomes! how can you not?? midgets that can kill demons!! gnomes are the pimps of wow only smaller.

lol actually most of the people i know horde and alliance actually love gnomes...and no i dont even have a gnome..

[Draxius]

Hypocrite

[springbokk4life]

lol....learn the definition of that word....i fail to see how i was a hypocrit...enlighten me genius

[Draxius]

You said everyone loves gnomes ,but yet you don't have one. If you loved gnomes you'd have at least one. FOR THE HORDE!!!

[camera31]

nobody over 15 likes gnomes.

[timoje17]

I'm 12 and i don't like them?

[xeratule]

@randomosis And what hates them mostly are goblins.

[Milank92]

It's great! x)

But it would be better if you hide the chat box and the rest... you just need to hold ALT and pres Z x)

[audywacanno]

rofl male .. don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me !

[ledfloyd3]

the blood elf dude sounds like liquid from metal gear solid...

[TheSlee1234]

you don't have a lower jaw and you're going to give ME a facial?? lol

and the draenei males do love their family jewels :P

[acariana]

lol

[dadsword4]

lol i like

"Dont you wish you girlfriend was hot like me"

[Kilrai]

The Taruen are our allies? Fantastic we'll have steak twice a week.

Kilrai the Sin'dorei Hunter. Runetotem.

[shadowlarkmoon]

Do gnomes have a vibrate setting? omg!!! lol

[HaloLvl43Legit]

Lol the female undead characters used to say

"I like Rogues who do it from the back"

but it was cancelled

[shadowlarkmoon]

ROFL

[MichaelJacksonRocks5]

I remember all the female blood elf jokes perfectly cuz they are my fave race

[Noob1335]

The blood elves are funnier.

[deadcocoa]

the last drani joke for female and the 1st for male is the best of all

[JoshBeattieMusic]

Lulz, Belfs are such teenagers

[Yaokun]

he missed the "do you think the expansion will make me fat?"

lol BE female

[pacificbeauty]

Whats the name of the Belf male voice actor? his voice mhhh lol

[SolidVulgon]

Dunno, but the guy who does the Blood Elf voice also does Liquid Snakes on MGS: Twin Snakes.

[pacificbeauty]

Cam Clarke - Does belf male voice ;]

[pooglewash]

the guy blood elf sounds exactly like liquid snake off mgs is it?

[JettaXX123]

HAHA *Just gimme some frickin' magic before I kill somebody!*

[XxTroikaxX]

I love it how Blood Elves rip on their own faction.

[rrochbug]

wow blood elfs are dicks

[drockwoo]

XD XD

[Phoenniks]

so unfunny

[YumiKimimi]

lol!

Get 2 gnomes get 2 eggs.

Beat the gnomes and sepreate the eggs..or was it?.....oh details details.

[Jakegothicsnake]

These Blood Elves sound like stuck-up preppies/valley girls/gay/metrosexuals...

[hellovercherry]

thats why they rock.. duh?

[Jakegothicsnake]

Oh, I never knew that...say whatkind of accents do the other races have?? I know humans have normal american accents and dwarves sound scottish, but what about the night elves, gnomes, orcs, trols, undead, and tauren???what are their respective accents??the reaseon why I don't know is because I never played WOW before.

[hellovercherry]

trolls are jamaican, the orcs are kinda broken english, undead are american or british (cant remember) with a creepy echo afterwards, gnomes are really high pitched americans, tauren are really normal americans also, but their choice of words is different and the night elves are normal but again different choice of words.. :)

[Jakegothicsnake]

thnx

[TheMysteriousFlow]

Lol belfs sound english

[tillj005]

Do gnomes have a vibrate setting? Just curious LOL

[MetalZeroFXXX]

OMg Draenei jokes for the lose haha good :P

[rellim420]

LOL

[HanSoloxcs]

They sound like stuck up english people.

[mooareyouhappynow]

yes

[CrispyTumor]

Are the Male Blood Elves voiced by Cam Clarke? They sound just like Liquid Snake.

[koolkillarz]

do gnomes have a vibrate setting? ROFL

[bhindu93]

ROFL!

[WampireDj]

What do you mean theres octopus on my head ? <===== ROFL !! :D

[jakonen]

voice actor Cam Clark FTW!

blood elves rule!

[nacho2290]

lol @ last joke about gnomes

[LemoraGore]

i'm just as curious as the Draenei chick.....Do gnomes come with a vibrate setting???

lol.

[domesticbark]

"so i went to this troll spa the other day and i wound up with dredlocks and a friggin bone in my nose. i mean come on, who pays for that?" lol "mirrors cant talk, luckily for you they can't laugh either" >.<

[pokerpop777]

you want jokes type "greaves blackpool salvo" in a search.

[CommentCrazy]

ROTFLMFAO i think female BE are funniest

[JevinRe]

LOL

[sandyvaginal]

can i play WoW BC with only 448 mb of ram?

[ironiada]

yes

[o0oMaGeFtWo0o]

will be kinda laggy though

[Gjkl345]

Is it just me or is it that the Draenei sound like their German or Soviet union type of people.Another stereotype like the Dwarven races and the scotish, or the Jamaicans and the trolls.Nice!

[Mezc0]

lol that gnome vibrate setting joke was removed

[deathmaster1993]

pretty good i like the way it's set up and it has some work put into it it isn't just them saying it there are zooms and crap like that 6.5/10

[superfluen]

were can i get tha music

[travASS13]

best race on WoW...undead FTW!!! =D

[Nycon982]

"Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?!" Rofl I made that my Saying at school! I can do a Perfect Blood-Elf Voice! "I was in line at the bat handler Yestreday with some undead guy in front of me, and all of a sudden he juts, Let's one go, I don't know wah the ate, but it did not agre with him, I thought, What crawled up you and died?!" Rofl that fuking hilarious!

[eaglerouge]

Rofl those blood elfs are fuck as hell

[Veltholath]

Mirrors can't talk, and luckly for you they cannot talk either, lol that's just mean. XO

[valaurwen]

hahahaha if you could get your hands on my family jewels it would be greatly appreciated. lol

[mrspartan117]

You guys are idiots, Dranei are Euro...

[rallaa]

"do gnomes have a vibrate setting? i-im just curious" lmao i love that one.