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  • Yo mama SO FAT, when god said "Let there be light" he had to tell her TO MOVE OVER!

  • yo mama is so fat that when she farts she makes globel warming

  • World

  • Yo mamma so fat whenever she farts it's a nuke on call of duty and the word

  • Yo mama so dumb she thought tires were made out of chocolate.

  • I made this joke up ._. ^ The low rider one Dx No one at school liked it so I stopped using it. I made this joke when it first came out.... sooo gay that it actually became something funny. -.-

  • yo mama's so fat, when a yellow bus with white kids drove by her on the street, she yelled "get that twinkie!"

  • look at the license plate it says 2PHAT4LIFE at like the 18 sec

  • ...so you can eat while you eat

  • yo mama is so old when she farts dust comes out

  • best xzbit impression ever

  • please suscribe if you saw this.

  • @urirose ...

  • yo mama so fat when she went to heaven she broke the stairway

  • @syouth1 you cant say the same joke twice retard XD

  • Yo dawg, I heard you like rhymes

    So I got one-two lines

    I put a rhyme in your rhyme

    So y'all have a good time ;)

  • YO DAWG, I HEARD HOW MUCH YOU LIKE HAVING SEX SO I TOKE A SHIT ON YOUR BAD, SO Y CAN GET DIRTY WHILE YOU R GETING DEARTY

  • Yo mama so stupid she is liking these videos about her :D

  • is that xzibit?

  • @bigEred83198 Yes it is

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  • @aztgosu nerd

  • YO DAWG WE HEARD U LIEK MUDKIPS SO WE PUT A MUDKIP INSIDE OF A MUDKIP SO U CAN LIEK A MUDKIP WHILE U LIEK A MUDKIP

  • your so stupid you spelled like rong

  • @BestChicanoSongs It's supposed to be like that :U

  • @BestChicanoSongs gangster talk :P

  • @BestChicanoSongs You're so stupid you can't pick the right term "your or you're."

  • @BestChicanoSongs you spelled wrong wrong

  • im pretty sure they put a tv in that donut cuz they seemed to put a tv everywhere

  • Does anyone else notice at 0:19, the license plate reads 2PHAT4LYFE

  • @InchZero12 I think it says to fat for life. lolz

  • YO MAMA SO FAT THAT SHE SAT ON BIG LOTS AND MADE IT TO LITTLE LOTS

  • go to 0:20

  • Yo DAWG I HEARD U LIKE CARS SO WE PUT A CAR IN YOUR CAR SO YOU CAN DRIVE WHILE YOU DRIVE

  • -YO MAMA SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE WORE HER RED DRESS EVERYONE GOT OUT THEIR OYSTER CARDS!

    - YO MAMA SO STUPID THAT SHE CLIMBED OVER A GLASS WALL TO SEE WHAT WAS ON THE OTHER SIDE!

    - YO MAMA SO STUPID THAT SHE TRADED IN THE CAR FOR THE PETROL!

    - YO MAMA SO FAT THAT WHEN GOD SAID LET THERE BE LIGHT SHE HAD TO MOVE!

    - YO MAMA SO FAT THAT THEY USE HER KNIKERS AS PARACHUTES!

  • yo mama so hairy when she took a walk inthe woods and saw bigfoot bigfoot said mama is that you.and thats how a yo mama joke is born

  • Donutception

  • YO DAWG! WE HEARD YOU LIKE NOTHING SO WE PUT NOTHING INSIDE YO NOTHING!

  • @eitan531 Nothingception :O

  • Yo mama so fat, that every time she moves her ass, she's in a new state. BAM!

  • Yo Mama so stupid sh tried to commit suicide by jumping of a kerb

  • donut in side a donut donutception

    

  • Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing

  • Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing. that photo took up all the memorie space

  • Yo momma so dumb she stuck a quater in both of her ears and said she's listening to 50cent

  • Yo mama is so fat that when she let a rock fall from her hand,the rock is falling even now.

  • yomama is SO ugly, she is the only weaknes of chuck norris

  • 0:19 and Thus the first Animeme was born

  • Yo mama so fat, Nascar uses her as a template for building their tracks.

    THAT'S WHY SHE'S SO GOD DAMN OLD!

  • yo mama so ugly, when she played kinect,the Xbox committed suicide from trying to make a virtual her.His last words where" I would have made the biggest mistake of my life creating another one of HER!'*BOOM**BOOM*

  • yo mama so weak even under mind control she couldn't walk

  • yo mama is so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest they said sorry no pros

  • yo mama is so fat she has to have a toe truck to help her around

  • yo moma so fat when she went to the atlantic ocean she tought it was the kiddie pool

  • a donut in a donut? DONUTCEPTION!!!

  • yo mama so fat when she got shot she blew up and fart was everywhere

  • yo mama so ugly she is afraid of mirors

    get it... cause she is ugly she dont wanna looka t herself

  • yo mama so fat to get her through a dorrway you have to butter the sides and put a twinkie on the other side

    

  • Yo mama so fat she opened a gmail account just she can eat the spam

  • Yo mamas so FAT she can't touch her mouth

  • Yo dwag i heard you like skyscrapers and planes so we put a plane in yo skyscr-oh shit o_o

  • yo mamas so UGLY!!!!!!! she can only be your mama

  • lol the license plate says 2PHAT4LIFE XD

  • Yo mamas SO fat when she walks her steps are felt back in time

  • i maid tht joke up the fuck

  • Yo mama so stupid she thought taco bell was a mexican phone company

  • yo mama so stupid she threw butter off the window so she can have a butter fly

  • yo mama so ugly arrows don't go into her knee

  • YO MAMA SO UGLY she frightens JASON VOOHERES!!!!!!!!!! (btw if u dnt no who Jason Vooheres is, he's off of Friday the 13th)

  • YO MAMA SO STUPID she makes Justin Bieber NERDY!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • YO MAMA SO FAT!!!!...i cant even describe her...SHES JUST TOO FAT!!!!!!!!!!

  • Yo mamma so ugly no wonder your related

  • yo mamma so fat that when she saw a school bus fillrd with kids she said stop that twinkie

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  • 2PHAT 4 LYFE LOL :D

  • Yo mamma is so fat, her vibrator is a turbocharged V8

  • yo mama so stupid when she made a home run she went home

  • YoYo dawg,dawg, II heardheard youyou likelike comments,comments, soso II putput aa commentcomment inin aa comment,comment, soso youyou cancan thumbsthumbs upup whilewhile youyou thumbsthumbs upup!!

  • YO MAMA SO UGLY! she made The Human Torch melt

  • I honestly watched this for the donut joke.

  • Yo mama's so fat when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.

  • yo mama so fat that when she apllied for a job they said:''Sorry,we only need one worker''

  • yo mama is so stupid when she hits her head she gains brain cells

  • yo mama is so fat in modern warefare 3 she's the juggernaunt

  • yo moma so fat she has her own gravitational pull

    yo moma so fat NASA USES HER AS A SATTELITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @Ilikewaffles909 shut up

  • Yo dawg I heard you like arrows so we put an arrow to your knee so you can skyrim while you skyrim

  • yo mama is so fat!!! she sat on wall-mart and lowered the prices

  • Yo mama so fat that when she was getting a job at the movies she became the next godzilla

  • yo mama is so poor burglares brake into her house and leave money

  • yo dog we put a donut in ur donut so u can donut why u donut!

  • yo dawg i heard u liek kids. so i called the police

  • @youreveilheroz did u post this on every vid? .________.

  • yo mama so fat!!! the only place she can do the moon walk! IS ON THE MOON!!!!

  • DONUTCEPTION!

  • 0:20, The screen showed I, but brody said it wrong.

  • @YourEvilHeroz ok, have fun getting suspended ;)

  • @YourEvilHeroz why not throw everything instead?

  • Yo mama so fat that when angels tried to carry her to heaven she brought them to hell :)

  • yo mama so stupid she returned kinect and complained it had no controller

  • Your mama so fat she sold her car for petrol :)

  • yo mama so stupid she didnt check out my amazing channel

  • Thumbs up if you noticed:

    2phat4lyfe

  • 0:15 Yo mama upskirt

  • these videos SUCK!

  • HAhahahahahhaha The license plate of the loweride 2PHAT4LYFE

  • Yo momma so skinny she can skip through raindrops

  • I remember when these used to get millions of views

  • yo mama so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed

  • yo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car.

  • The lowrider numbers is 2PHAT4LYFE lol

  • yo mama so fat she broke the stair way to heaven

  • Yo Mama's So Stupid She Went To The Candy Store To See Eminem!

  • yo mama so fat, even Vegeta said "ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!"

  • the licence plate says 2phat4lyfe

  • At 0:06 fat mama got flattened! haha

  • Yo dawg, I heard you like sex so I shat in your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty ;)

  • Yo mama soo stupid she thinked eminem was a candy!

  • donut inside a donut... FUCKING BRILLIANT!!!!!!

  • best joke ever

  • The licence plate says, "Too fat for life"

  • 0:40 best one if u ask me

  • fucking gay lame pun is lame

  • Thumbs up if.

  • it wasn't very funny, honestly

  • @playstationNerdwork Nobody cares about your opinion, keep it to yourself, kbro?

  • 0:18 can i get this as a wallpaper? If so post the link for dl, i laugh my ass of when i see yo the licence plates

  • @SigmaHyperon done this, bro

    i'll send you a message :D

  • Yo Dawg I hear you like fuck dirty so i shit in your bed so you can became dirty while you fuck dirty ;D

  • yo mama so fat when she was in class she sat next to everybody!!

  • Yo moma is so FAT even dora cant explore her

  • Lawl i like the 2phat4lyfe lisence plate 0:18

  • Yo moma is so UGLY she killed Chuck Norris...

    But Death still don't have the balls to tell him.

  • yo mamas so fat that she does not know were to poop from

  • @MrGamesmaster2 What a dick that's not funny

  • yo mama so fat she made chuck norris look like 3 year old

  • A donut inside a DONUT!?!

    DONUTCEPTION

  • at 0:17 you can see brody on the low rider

  • yo momma so fat she sold her car for gas money!

  • @garrettidirks Dumbass, It's stupid not fat.

  • Yo mama is SO FAT, her belly size is the equator!

  • 2PHAT4LYFE lisence plate!

  • Yo mama's so fat she sweats mayonnaise!

  • Seriously he just kills it at the end of the god damn joke.

  • a donut inside a donut?does that mean the donut's donut has a donut? or no?

  • yo mama is so stupied she tought that galactic football is her brother's name

  • Thumbs up if you think its gay when people ask for thumbs u... Nevermind

  • @alicolquitt1 i do not see anything homosexual about asking for thumbs up. i dont see how asking for a thumbs up relates to sexual attraction to the same sex.

  • @alicolquitt1 your gay

  • @alicolquitt1 thank its constantly with the show

  • @alicolquitt1 lol glad you caught yourself there XD

  • Is Brody Joe from family guy?

  • Well if they put a donut inside of that donut, wouldn't there be another hole inside of that second donut? hahaha

  • AHAHAHAHAHHAHH

  • Anyone else think Brody sounds like Kronk from Emperor's New Groove?

  • @Nerevar8592 yes

  • 0:18 "2PHAT4LYFE" license plate

  • @mrswaper619 xzibit? or something

  • i dont get it

  • @mew0799 wow you fail.

  • @mew0799 when she sit on the monster truck her weight is make a lowrider from the monster truck :))

  • A want a Donut inside a Donut RIGHT NOW!

  • Yo Mama so fat, when she's hauling ass she has to make two trips.

  • I don't get the point of the yo dawg

  • A donut inside of a donut... DONUTCEPTION!!!

  • WHATS THE MEME CALLED AT 0:21 SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME!!