I made this joke up ._. ^ The low rider one Dx No one at school liked it so I stopped using it. I made this joke when it first came out.... sooo gay that it actually became something funny. -.-
yo mama so ugly, when she played kinect,the Xbox committed suicide from trying to make a virtual her.His last words where" I would have made the biggest mistake of my life creating another one of HER!'*BOOM**BOOM*
@alicolquitt1 i do not see anything homosexual about asking for thumbs up. i dont see how asking for a thumbs up relates to sexual attraction to the same sex.
Yo mama SO FAT, when god said "Let there be light" he had to tell her TO MOVE OVER!
SpiritusGames 1 hour ago
yo mama is so fat that when she farts she makes globel warming
Aldorthelastdragon 4 days ago
World
xxXxspartan117x 4 days ago
Yo mamma so fat whenever she farts it's a nuke on call of duty and the word
xxXxspartan117x 4 days ago
Yo mama so dumb she thought tires were made out of chocolate.
PwnedNoobz1 4 days ago in playlist FAT JOKES
I made this joke up ._. ^ The low rider one Dx No one at school liked it so I stopped using it. I made this joke when it first came out.... sooo gay that it actually became something funny. -.-
Wyattdocwyattdoc 4 days ago in playlist FAT JOKES
yo mama's so fat, when a yellow bus with white kids drove by her on the street, she yelled "get that twinkie!"
xXTHEKINGKOBRAXx 5 days ago in playlist FAT JOKES
look at the license plate it says 2PHAT4LIFE at like the 18 sec
thelilron12 5 days ago
...so you can eat while you eat
Melonproductions24 6 days ago in playlist FAT JOKES
yo mama is so old when she farts dust comes out
lionelzeeshan 1 week ago in playlist FAT JOKES
best xzbit impression ever
15DudeAwesome 1 week ago
please suscribe if you saw this.
graynightproductions 1 week ago
@urirose ...
mayazaretski 1 week ago
yo mama so fat when she went to heaven she broke the stairway
syouth1 2 weeks ago
@syouth1 you cant say the same joke twice retard XD
superbuzzspy23 2 weeks ago
Yo dawg, I heard you like rhymes
So I got one-two lines
I put a rhyme in your rhyme
So y'all have a good time ;)
HEAVYISASPY 2 weeks ago
YO DAWG, I HEARD HOW MUCH YOU LIKE HAVING SEX SO I TOKE A SHIT ON YOUR BAD, SO Y CAN GET DIRTY WHILE YOU R GETING DEARTY
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YO DAWG! WE HEARD YOU LIKE NOTHING SO WE PUT NOTHING INSIDE YO NOTHING!
9993075 3 weeks ago
Yo mama so stupid she is liking these videos about her :D
matthewpena1 3 weeks ago in playlist FAT JOKES
is that xzibit?
bigEred83198 3 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
@bigEred83198 Yes it is
Abominatrix650 3 weeks ago
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that guy sounds like joe from family guy
RIZZFTW 3 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
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aztgosu 3 weeks ago
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aztgosu 3 weeks ago
@aztgosu nerd
Robert1024100 3 weeks ago in playlist FAT JOKES
YO DAWG WE HEARD U LIEK MUDKIPS SO WE PUT A MUDKIP INSIDE OF A MUDKIP SO U CAN LIEK A MUDKIP WHILE U LIEK A MUDKIP
UnOwenWasHere 3 weeks ago
your so stupid you spelled like rong
BestChicanoSongs 3 weeks ago 22
@BestChicanoSongs It's supposed to be like that :U
SkylordRyanII 3 weeks ago
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@BestChicanoSongs It's supposed to be like that :U
SkylordRyanII 3 weeks ago
@BestChicanoSongs gangster talk :P
UploaderLT 1 week ago
@BestChicanoSongs You're so stupid you can't pick the right term "your or you're."
iloveshit64 1 week ago in playlist FAT JOKES
@BestChicanoSongs you spelled wrong wrong
Ferrari334405 5 days ago in playlist FAT JOKES
im pretty sure they put a tv in that donut cuz they seemed to put a tv everywhere
WeAreKsK 3 weeks ago
Does anyone else notice at 0:19, the license plate reads 2PHAT4LYFE
InchZero12 3 weeks ago
@InchZero12 I think it says to fat for life. lolz
MultiGamer225 3 weeks ago
YO MAMA SO FAT THAT SHE SAT ON BIG LOTS AND MADE IT TO LITTLE LOTS
ivanortega123 4 weeks ago
go to 0:20
ivanortega123 4 weeks ago
Yo DAWG I HEARD U LIKE CARS SO WE PUT A CAR IN YOUR CAR SO YOU CAN DRIVE WHILE YOU DRIVE
ilwwe11 4 weeks ago
-YO MAMA SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE WORE HER RED DRESS EVERYONE GOT OUT THEIR OYSTER CARDS!
- YO MAMA SO STUPID THAT SHE CLIMBED OVER A GLASS WALL TO SEE WHAT WAS ON THE OTHER SIDE!
- YO MAMA SO STUPID THAT SHE TRADED IN THE CAR FOR THE PETROL!
- YO MAMA SO FAT THAT WHEN GOD SAID LET THERE BE LIGHT SHE HAD TO MOVE!
- YO MAMA SO FAT THAT THEY USE HER KNIKERS AS PARACHUTES!
TheArcadeMaster1 1 month ago in playlist FAT JOKES
yo mama so hairy when she took a walk inthe woods and saw bigfoot bigfoot said mama is that you.and thats how a yo mama joke is born
Zwear54 1 month ago in playlist FAT JOKES
Donutception
lpbyuti 1 month ago in playlist More videos from yomama
YO DAWG! WE HEARD YOU LIKE NOTHING SO WE PUT NOTHING INSIDE YO NOTHING!
eitan531 1 month ago 21
@eitan531 Nothingception :O
StribX 5 days ago
Yo mama so fat, that every time she moves her ass, she's in a new state. BAM!
JohanGrunwald 1 month ago
Yo Mama so stupid sh tried to commit suicide by jumping of a kerb
Predator4681 1 month ago
donut in side a donut donutception
janinefinlay1 1 month ago in playlist More videos from yomama
Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing
MoryannaRox 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing. that photo took up all the memorie space
MoryannaRox 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Yo momma so dumb she stuck a quater in both of her ears and said she's listening to 50cent
QuixxAssAssin 1 month ago
Yo mama is so fat that when she let a rock fall from her hand,the rock is falling even now.
andreifirstbyke 1 month ago in playlist FAT JOKES
yomama is SO ugly, she is the only weaknes of chuck norris
MultiWasd1 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
0:19 and Thus the first Animeme was born
VintageRKO 1 month ago
Yo mama so fat, Nascar uses her as a template for building their tracks.
THAT'S WHY SHE'S SO GOD DAMN OLD!
Tailterrier27 1 month ago
yo mama so ugly, when she played kinect,the Xbox committed suicide from trying to make a virtual her.His last words where" I would have made the biggest mistake of my life creating another one of HER!'*BOOM**BOOM*
cattyhat28 1 month ago in playlist More videos from yomama
yo mama so weak even under mind control she couldn't walk
stickmen1084 1 month ago
yo mama is so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest they said sorry no pros
gman1451 1 month ago
yo mama is so fat she has to have a toe truck to help her around
irrigating 1 month ago in playlist More videos from yomama
yo moma so fat when she went to the atlantic ocean she tought it was the kiddie pool
CpBuddyfrosty 1 month ago
a donut in a donut? DONUTCEPTION!!!
MrSquidcakes 1 month ago
yo mama so fat when she got shot she blew up and fart was everywhere
mkfan359 1 month ago
yo mama so ugly she is afraid of mirors
get it... cause she is ugly she dont wanna looka t herself
TheImpersonators100 1 month ago in playlist More videos from yomama
yo mama so fat to get her through a dorrway you have to butter the sides and put a twinkie on the other side
SUPERshotZZxx 1 month ago in playlist FAT JOKES
Yo mama so fat she opened a gmail account just she can eat the spam
ButterCup1187 1 month ago
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Yo mama so fat she has to pull her pants down to get to her pocket
missblackberryish 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Yo mamas so FAT she can't touch her mouth
DarknesOfPrincess 1 month ago
Yo dwag i heard you like skyscrapers and planes so we put a plane in yo skyscr-oh shit o_o
jameswars3 1 month ago
yo mamas so UGLY!!!!!!! she can only be your mama
DotaFreak91 1 month ago in playlist FAT JOKES
lol the license plate says 2PHAT4LIFE XD
GoldenPimpLolz 1 month ago
Yo mamas SO fat when she walks her steps are felt back in time
toby123winegums 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
i maid tht joke up the fuck
martinl10259 1 month ago
Yo mama so stupid she thought taco bell was a mexican phone company
TheSinep999 1 month ago
yo mama so stupid she threw butter off the window so she can have a butter fly
delizvillanueva 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
yo mama so ugly arrows don't go into her knee
HTFsplendid 1 month ago
YO MAMA SO UGLY she frightens JASON VOOHERES!!!!!!!!!! (btw if u dnt no who Jason Vooheres is, he's off of Friday the 13th)
Eelectricon2165 1 month ago in playlist FAT JOKES
YO MAMA SO STUPID she makes Justin Bieber NERDY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eelectricon2165 1 month ago in playlist FAT JOKES
YO MAMA SO FAT!!!!...i cant even describe her...SHES JUST TOO FAT!!!!!!!!!!
Eelectricon2165 1 month ago in playlist FAT JOKES
Yo mamma so ugly no wonder your related
MajinG0ku 1 month ago in playlist FAT JOKES
yo mamma so fat that when she saw a school bus fillrd with kids she said stop that twinkie
mrblackops724 1 month ago
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mrblackops724 1 month ago
2PHAT 4 LYFE LOL :D
56alamin 1 month ago
Yo mamma is so fat, her vibrator is a turbocharged V8
shark1669661 1 month ago
yo mama so stupid when she made a home run she went home
delizvillanueva 1 month ago
YoYo dawg,dawg, II heardheard youyou likelike comments,comments, soso II putput aa commentcomment inin aa comment,comment, soso youyou cancan thumbsthumbs upup whilewhile youyou thumbsthumbs upup!!
razerburst 1 month ago in playlist FAT JOKES
YO MAMA SO UGLY! she made The Human Torch melt
SuperThingsOnCups 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
I honestly watched this for the donut joke.
Hunch89Productions 2 months ago
Yo mama's so fat when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.
PlasmaDragon420 2 months ago
yo mama so fat that when she apllied for a job they said:''Sorry,we only need one worker''
kobefan98 2 months ago
yo mama is so stupid when she hits her head she gains brain cells
edeskem1 2 months ago
yo mama is so fat in modern warefare 3 she's the juggernaunt
swagman67 2 months ago in playlist More videos from yomama
yo moma so fat she has her own gravitational pull
yo moma so fat NASA USES HER AS A SATTELITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ilikewaffles909 2 months ago
@Ilikewaffles909 shut up
DiVerSev7 1 month ago
Yo dawg I heard you like arrows so we put an arrow to your knee so you can skyrim while you skyrim
danielvazquez77 2 months ago
yo mama is so fat!!! she sat on wall-mart and lowered the prices
qwer2082 2 months ago in playlist FAT JOKES
Yo mama so fat that when she was getting a job at the movies she became the next godzilla
aaronswinscoe 2 months ago
yo mama is so poor burglares brake into her house and leave money
anishacharya1 2 months ago
yo dog we put a donut in ur donut so u can donut why u donut!
RMFTdixie 2 months ago
yo dawg i heard u liek kids. so i called the police
JohnRanboGuy 2 months ago
@youreveilheroz did u post this on every vid? .________.
NCarygurl 2 months ago
yo mama so fat!!! the only place she can do the moon walk! IS ON THE MOON!!!!
knowlzy6 2 months ago
DONUTCEPTION!
xdusseauxproductions 2 months ago
0:20, The screen showed I, but brody said it wrong.
GravityKinG9 2 months ago
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YourEvilHeroz 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos 39
@YourEvilHeroz ok, have fun getting suspended ;)
MizukiYamaguchi 2 months ago in playlist More videos from yomama
@YourEvilHeroz why not throw everything instead?
Troyzgab123 2 months ago
Yo mama so fat that when angels tried to carry her to heaven she brought them to hell :)
TheMacLady010 2 months ago 12
yo mama so stupid she returned kinect and complained it had no controller
gut7676 2 months ago 96
Your mama so fat she sold her car for petrol :)
sophiedophie55 2 months ago
yo mama so stupid she didnt check out my amazing channel
truedarsy 2 months ago
Thumbs up if you noticed:
2phat4lyfe
TehWonderWaffle115 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
0:15 Yo mama upskirt
TehWonderWaffle115 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
these videos SUCK!
Stevie97B 2 months ago
HAhahahahahhaha The license plate of the loweride 2PHAT4LYFE
GijsSkate 2 months ago
Yo momma so skinny she can skip through raindrops
devanj1000 2 months ago
I remember when these used to get millions of views
1ttjjplum 2 months ago
yo mama so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed
JohnRanboGuy 2 months ago 50
yo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
JohnRanboGuy 2 months ago
The lowrider numbers is 2PHAT4LYFE lol
SuperPinkTomato 2 months ago
yo mama so fat she broke the stair way to heaven
mrjohny465 2 months ago
Yo Mama's So Stupid She Went To The Candy Store To See Eminem!
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Yo mamma so fat, when god said let there be light, he asked her to move over.
LilMiku99 2 months ago
yo mama so fat, even Vegeta said "ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!"
TheNerfChannel516 2 months ago
the licence plate says 2phat4lyfe
ttrickst3r306 2 months ago
At 0:06 fat mama got flattened! haha
blueandcoco4ever 2 months ago
Yo dawg, I heard you like sex so I shat in your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty ;)
iiMacNaughtx 2 months ago
Yo mama soo stupid she thinked eminem was a candy!
TheBoxManSkater 2 months ago
donut inside a donut... FUCKING BRILLIANT!!!!!!
LordPS3 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
best joke ever
mrpotatohead34 2 months ago
The licence plate says, "Too fat for life"
Rounderous 2 months ago
0:40 best one if u ask me
mangoman 2 months ago in playlist More videos from yomama
fucking gay lame pun is lame
captainoobvious 2 months ago
Thumbs up if.
MinecraftAndStuff1 2 months ago
it wasn't very funny, honestly
playstationNerdwork 2 months ago
@playstationNerdwork Nobody cares about your opinion, keep it to yourself, kbro?
lukestermnac 2 months ago
0:18 can i get this as a wallpaper? If so post the link for dl, i laugh my ass of when i see yo the licence plates
SigmaHyperon 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
@SigmaHyperon done this, bro
i'll send you a message :D
AkamyWolf 2 months ago
Yo Dawg I hear you like fuck dirty so i shit in your bed so you can became dirty while you fuck dirty ;D
TheFearholy534 2 months ago
yo mama so fat when she was in class she sat next to everybody!!
TrapesZ 2 months ago
Yo moma is so FAT even dora cant explore her
JerkSoloo 2 months ago 2
Lawl i like the 2phat4lyfe lisence plate 0:18
Primtoss 2 months ago
Yo moma is so UGLY she killed Chuck Norris...
But Death still don't have the balls to tell him.
Timmytimmy123123 2 months ago
yo mamas so fat that she does not know were to poop from
giotrapatony 2 months ago
@MrGamesmaster2 What a dick that's not funny
Jock21000 2 months ago
yo mama so fat she made chuck norris look like 3 year old
asdfavenged 2 months ago in playlist FAT JOKES
A donut inside a DONUT!?!
DONUTCEPTION
pkmnss 2 months ago
at 0:17 you can see brody on the low rider
HTFsplendid 2 months ago
yo momma so fat she sold her car for gas money!
garrettidirks 2 months ago
@garrettidirks Dumbass, It's stupid not fat.
charles648 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Yo mama is SO FAT, her belly size is the equator!
MrInsaneMixer 2 months ago in playlist More videos from yomama
2PHAT4LYFE lisence plate!
Salmunoz01 2 months ago
Yo mama's so fat she sweats mayonnaise!
spcegodzilla 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Seriously he just kills it at the end of the god damn joke.
TinqGFX 2 months ago
a donut inside a donut?does that mean the donut's donut has a donut? or no?
wellregard 2 months ago
yo mama is so stupied she tought that galactic football is her brother's name
sss3425 2 months ago
Thumbs up if you think its gay when people ask for thumbs u... Nevermind
alicolquitt1 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos 131
@alicolquitt1 i do not see anything homosexual about asking for thumbs up. i dont see how asking for a thumbs up relates to sexual attraction to the same sex.
dan271291 2 months ago
@alicolquitt1 your gay
sc0rpoon 2 months ago
@alicolquitt1 thank its constantly with the show
scriony1 2 months ago
@alicolquitt1 lol glad you caught yourself there XD
DetectiveTective 2 months ago
Is Brody Joe from family guy?
futurepowered 2 months ago
Well if they put a donut inside of that donut, wouldn't there be another hole inside of that second donut? hahaha
JRhymezOfficial 2 months ago
AHAHAHAHAHHAHH
Ostoja1389 2 months ago
Anyone else think Brody sounds like Kronk from Emperor's New Groove?
Nerevar8592 2 months ago 2
@Nerevar8592 yes
ZaggerG 2 months ago
0:18 "2PHAT4LYFE" license plate
realmadridzidane5 2 months ago
@mrswaper619 xzibit? or something
TheQwoQ 2 months ago
i dont get it
mew0799 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
@mew0799 wow you fail.
MrAwesomesauce101 2 months ago
@mew0799 when she sit on the monster truck her weight is make a lowrider from the monster truck :))
TheFearholy534 2 months ago
A want a Donut inside a Donut RIGHT NOW!
operationkilled 2 months ago 2
Yo Mama so fat, when she's hauling ass she has to make two trips.
JAYEWEEZY1 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
I don't get the point of the yo dawg
freedommarch269 2 months ago
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A donut inside of a donut... DONUTCEPTION!!!
FinalNinja447 2 months ago
A donut inside of a donut... DONUTCEPTION!!!
FinalNinja447 2 months ago
WHATS THE MEME CALLED AT 0:21 SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME!!
MrSwaper619 2 months ago