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  • Bowl-haircut! reminds me of ian from smosh :)

  • WOW dude wtf

  • Wait.... She was looking at her from underneath.... What haircut was she talking about

  • @narutosaenz I guess you do have a bad childhood considering your a naruHOE fanbitch.

  • Ending punch line's the best hahaha

  • WHAT THE FUCK! THERE WAS NO YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH­HHHHHHHHHHHH!

  • Super-Raped....Holy Sh!t

  • I was thought it was gonna be Daphne who'd be raped, beaten, murdered, and super-raped. that whore.

  • FATALITY

    

  • dang...

  • LMFAO!!!!!

  • Looks like the globe trotters were playing a new game... And it ended in sudden death

    YYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH

  • i would fucking watch this show. im growing too old for these revamped series and shit-__-

  • Scrappy was always a dick. I'm glad he's dead.

  • hehehehehehe

  • With how many mystery machine cars they were driving back there? :D

  • @Tank35119 Old velma or new velma?

  • Who the hell in their right mind would rape Velma?

  • Holy crap this is fucked up...

    I LOVE IT! :D

  • That ripping off the face thinking it was a mask joke never made sense to me. Ripping off a face probably take a lot more effort than ripping off a mask. You should probably feel the difference before you pull the skin off.

  • aww you forgot the "YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH­!!!!!!!!"

    oh well. I'll fill in.

    YYYYYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

  • "Looks like we're dealing with one sick son of a bitch"

  • Okay WTF

    0:22

    she says that she recognizes her by her bowl hair cut but she is definately NOT looking at her head

  • @XxkoulieokulezzxX not the hair on her head dumb ass..

  • this ruined my childhood....

  • Moral of the story: Kill your family and you'll get a tasty snack!

  • the mystery machine was shown like 23 times

  • AAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW­WWWWW YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!

  • Very disturbing, and not even funny... I dunno... :/

  • Who would want to rape Velma.

  • @zoruru1 scrappy doo

  • @zoruru1 I know right? Wasn't Velma supposedly lesbian?

  • @zoruru1 the DOG scoobys nephew

  • Thank goodness, that little prick is dead!

  • Swedish dub of Scooby Doo doesnt have the laughs..

    For anyone in Sweden Scooby Doo was always a real mystery show, but for kids. Actually bought a complete boxset of the original series in English a few years ago and had to throw it out after the first ep. just because it messed up the tone of everything. Whats even worse is that all the laughs are put in such stupid places, like whenever Scooby talks - "haha no way there can be talking cartoon dogs!"

  • lolo when scooby ate the face hahah

  • That was disturbing...

  • Childhood ruined

    

  • Scrappy was always a little bastard

  • so corny I laughed

  • O_O

  • what

  • Scooby doo is better than CSI. Scooby Doo solves crimes in 23 minutes CSI solves crimes in 54 minutes.

  • @SilverL3AF Except here, which was 2 minutes.

  • @SilverL3AF actually scooby solves it in one night while csi takes days...this is using IN-SHOW times of course

  • ahhhhh my childhood.....

  • wow this pretty much ruined my childhood (not that was that good)

  • -_-

  • What the fuck?!

  • Well done. Who else here hated Scrappy Doo?

  • OW! my childhood.

  • Definitely should be a series

  • Everybody say it with meh... SERIES SERIES SERIES. :D

  • At 0:46 shaggy busted a hostel part 3

  • you can super rape someone after they are dead.... AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • good.

    i couldn't stand Crappy Doo anyway.

  • @masic88 hes also the villain in scooby doo movie 1.

  • @SpartanForgeWorld300 exactly what i'd expect from the cur!

  • Damn, first what was Velma doing away from the gang, second wtf fuck happened to the first cop, didnt he notice shaggy ripped of his partners face, and third Shaggy has been known for doing meth for over 41 years now its amazing really.

  • shaggy is seriously trippen

  • how does scooby shoot

  • A video from collegehumor destroying my childhood? Like that could ever happen

  • my child hood has been raped.

  • Shit Scooby can aim.

  • well now we know that daphne has a brain that has the sise of a ladybug and fred wants to have hanna, barbara and the waterbrothers semen on his hands.

  • Wat is super raped?

  • @Akapaco2 I can show you.

  • Would be better with the YEAAAAAAAAH! joke...

  • Three Mystery Machines starting at 1:17

  • Why would anyone fuck Velma?

  • @SMOSHLover109 Good point.

  • YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

  • This isn't CSI: Scooby Doo. CSI isn't this realistic.

  • "Better round up Hannah, Barbara, and the Warner Brothers. I want their semen samples in my hand right now."

    I lost it, I just fuckin lost it.

  • if this was i real show i would definitely watch it

  • I started laughing from the moment Daphne commented on Velma's "bowl haircut"! Also, Freddy's one-liner at the end was awesome.

  • Poor Scrappy, cooler than his uncle ever was, but for some odd reason, never really caught on.

  • Please make more!!!!

  • collegefail

  • its a good thing my family doesnt seem pay much attention to what i watch on youtube =_=

  • @ruzzzler No they do, they just act like it isn't there.

  • Velma dead... that makes me sad :(

    the rest of this was awesome and funny, though.

  • why the laugh track?

  • @yaying404 Because it's Scooby Doo...

  • @ItzTheX scooby doo had a laugh track? didn't know that ^^

  • @yaying404 Only in the old series

  • @ItzTheX oh I see, thanks :)

  • wait what?

    *Daffny looks at the body from the lower part*

    "its hard to tell from all that blood and semen, but its definitely Velma, i have recognize that bowl haircut anywhere"

    bowl haircut from what part?

  • How does Scooby hold the gun?

  • scoby you sick twisted bitch

  • 1:25 - the most satisfying moment on Youtube

  • Awwwwwwww Yeeeeeaaaaaaaah!!

  • that was awkward brutal...

  • haha no one ever likes velma

  • @FreakySheva I did, like 3 or 4

  • @NoMorePopMusic what did ritsukira say?

  • Anyone else noticed how many cars they had?

  • @FreakySheva Its the benefits from working with CSI

  • Finally, someone got rid of Scrappy.

  • That no funny

  • finally scrappy died!!!!!!!! hated that cunt

  • They tried too hard to be funny

  • make for csi: scooby doo thumbs up if you agree

  • MY CHILDHOOD. IT'S RUINED.

  • @MrZiggy558

    Nope, his nephew...

  • They forgot Velma...

  • @aphids77 she's the victim. <_<

  • SCOOBY ATE THE FUCK OUTTA THAT FACE!!!!!!

  • press 9 cuz it sounds like fred sez bang a new game

  • GROSSS

  • I lol'd at the "Let's see who you really are!" :D

  • 0:19 Look where she is looking. Isn't the bowl cut on the other side?

    unless...

  • @WarChild2933 YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!­­!

  • @WarChild2933 Thats the concept that scoopy doo is horrible Crime Scene Investigators lol! Its obviously velma by the clothing and they half ass it all the time lol

  • @WarChild2933 bowl hair cut? i thought she said bald hair cut haha but then again .. maybe its the same downstairs..

  • wtf did i just watch? lol

  • eeeeheeehe

    love scooby doo

  • Horatio hahahaha

  • I was waiting for the YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH­HHHH!!!!!!

  • R.I.P 90's Kids Childhoods <3

  • CollegeHumor, killing your childhood since...ever.

  • The real question is...why would anyone who hangs out with DAPHNE want to rape VELMA of all people?!

  • I wish this was a real show.

  • 0:22 "I'd recognise that bowl haircut anywhere."

    She's looking at er vagina.

  • Ow. My childhood.

  • Wait wait wait lets get this straight, Scoobys cousin Raped and murdered velma?

  • Albanian:A je amerikan ti?

    EPIC TRANSLATION TIME

    English:Are you Amerikan?

  • BOOM! BOOM! he he he he

  • Lol Horatio

  • LOLZ this is really good. Keep up the good work

  • Daphnee is looking at her vajayjay. D:

  • this is indeed scooby doo for adultss! :P

  • is it bad that I would watch this rather than actual CSI?

  • YEAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

  • and where´s Belma?

  • @Chrisgonal lol she is the dead body and it is velma*

  • *insert ruined childhood comment here*

  • @1:52 That was actually pretty clever...

  • Jesus H. Marian Joseph born in a manger read the bible Christ

  • 00:21 "i'd recognise that bowl hair cut anywhere" when looking in between her legs?

  • ha ha

  • My childhood...ruined! X(

  • I swear to god i think they put weed in those "scooby snacks"

  • i liked family guys one better

  • Am I the only one who said "YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!­!" When Fred was done talking?

  • @ShinyPikatwo No, I did the exact same thing. XD

  • @ShinyPikatwo nope it was instinctive to me too rofl

  • @ShinyPikatwo So did I......

  • when i saw him rip off his face i gaged when i saw scooby eat the face i puked in my mouth thums up if you did to

  • i love repeating background!

  • @braydenmurphy1998 Scrappyy ! :)

  • Anyone notice that after the dog got shot Shaggy had blood on is face but the shirt was clean?

  • Fuck... I can't think of little scoobys name now. It's gonna fuck my brain all night.

  • @Braydonmurphy1998 scrappy

  • So wait... wheres Velma? ... wait a second... is that her dead body?! Well... thats what you get for not caring around glasses -_-

  • This actually makes me wanna watch scooby doo

  • My favorite part is where everyone tries to get the most thumbs up with a witty comment... and FAILS. :D

  • wait....when she said "i would recognize that bowl cut anywhere", did anyone notice that she wasnt looking at her head?

  • Why does this remind of that Harvey Birdman Lawyer show?

  • 1:01 That's what friendship is... two friends munching on well-roasted faces together.

  • @holyelectricalsocket LOL i wonder if half the people even know where that's from XD

    In case you guys are wondering, and not just thumbing up this comment because you think its funny, the look at Lammas With Hats

  • @holyelectricalsocket

    Ihihihihihihihi

  • @holyelectricalsocket you read my mind

  • i would totally watch a sequel XD

  • wow, scrappy raped, beaten, murdered then SUPER RAPED velma!? imagine that,..

  • um who would rape velma?

  • wtf that was messed up

  • hmm super raped... wonder how that goes...

  • The part when Scooby Doo laughs after he kills Scrappy made me lol so hard.

  • Scooby Doo with a gun... How unique..

  • Thank-You for ruining my childhood!

  • lol they pass the mystery van twice

  • @neto304100 It's just like the original cartoon where the chases all resulted in them passing the same scenery over and over again because that cut down on costs etc etc.

  • Lol love it I fucking hate scooby do

  • Daphne pulls up the sheet covering Velma's lower body.

    Daphne: It's hard to tell under all that blood and semen, but it's definitely Velma, I'd recognize that bowl haircut anywhere.

  • It's okay. I didn't want my childhood anyway.

  • What the fuck College Humor?

  • Childhood = ruined..

  • that technically made scooby a cannibal

  • 481 people where super raped

    

  • CSI : Can't Stand Idiots

  • What. ._.

  • aww Fred didn't do the YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!