Monkey Dust - Mental Chess

[dieselboy87]

my girlfriend is exactly like this sometimes. i think women get like this during their time of the month. they get angry/emotional about everything and are just looking for any excuse to vent it, and it usually ends up at their boyfriends expense.

[zandos27]

this is why I fucking hate relationships there just not worth it,I im happyier with a laotop than having a girlfrend,

[TheAmazeingAnarchist]

ITS ALLWAYS THAT!!! you never win. why do you think its bad luck to play poker with a woman at the table

[jamesaellis]

Still happy being gay :)

[ZemplinTemplar]

Now that's what I call "thinking 5 moves ahead". ;-))

[skittleboy15]

Pawns don't move 3 spaces forward initially, nor do they take pieces directly in front of them.

[SaintLouisX]

@skittleboy15 That's his rook...

[skittleboy15]

@SaintLouisX wtf...I think they changed the vid since I watched it last. me = dum

[pranav216]

looolololollllool

lol

[HongKongWandy]

He lost this game just by playing it

[1CasuConsulto]

Women.. why do we have to be so difficult? And what's with the babbling oranges?

[1CasuConsulto]

@1CasuConsulto Ok, never mind about the babbling oranges, I just found out they are racist tomatoes. My bad.

[Spjungen]

god I HATE when girls are paranoid...there's seriously nothing you can do...except maybe tape their mouths shut and bumrape them or something...

[UnknownUserName4267]

The Bernard Manning tomatoes in the foreground around 1.30.

[ObieT2k]

FUCKIN  WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[VashDraven]

Women are mental ninjas...

[Planetaryy]

DONNIE DARKO OST YES PLEASE.

[Shaddops]

And this is why I'm gay. Because I'm a bloke, with another bloke.

Thank. Fuck.

[eezysqueezy]

@Shaddops You're gay because you love the cock, not because women talk shite.

[johnnydiggle]

This is one of the most inspirational cartoons I've ever seen. It just proves one thing,

NEVER GET MARRIED!!

[ProfessorMoriartyx]

This is a woman. She is not representative of all women. Get your 1950's brains out of your chauvinistic arses and learn to recognise the difference between an individual and a gender.

[eldtehwin]

@ProfessorMoriartyx asshurt over a joke only helps make the joke so much more real

[joewas]

@ProfessorMoriartyx

err all women r like this ever had a girlfriend ?

[alocalcrimegit]

The only winning move is not to play.

[TheHandsomeCrab]

You know what this fictional character is doing wrong here? Trying to justify himself to her. A man must always know that all women, in spite of ANYTHING they say, dream of submitting to a dominant powerful who doesn't really care about her "feeeeelings".

[paradehorsegirl]

I shake my head. That is one self centered, self conscious woman.

I feel like slapping someone.

[jamesaellis]

One of the many reasons why I'm glad to be gay. Ya fag! :P

[DerAngriff]

@jamesaellis gay dudes don't have bitch fits and massive levels of insecurity?

[jamesaellis]

@DerAngriff Now and then.......

[JoeMudd123]

@DerAngriff Ohhh, believe you me, they fucking do.

[420Harlequin]

@DerAngriff how would he? know,he's a women :D

[Gonnakillyou]

@jamesaellis I'm happy to be bi so I can avoid guys like you in emergency cases.

[420Harlequin]

@jamesaellis Fucking shit, One of the many reason why im glad im not gay!

[MrThisucks]

if this was my wife it would be our last meal!

[funkybroom]

..and that's when you know, you have to dump her! :D :p

[jamesaellis]

Missing M there. ;)

[jamesaellis]

DAMED IF YOU DO AND DAMMED IF YOU DONT.

[confrontjames]

My ex last year was like this. Always a drama. She was a bully.

[Peterhendrix83]

VERY GOOD

[MensRifleAssociation]

@rosskay, hey hey, it's rosskay. 

[rureadyboots]

@rosskay or you could slap the bitch

[rosskay]

@rureadyboots lol, yeah that won't make her feel very emotionally secure.

[rureadyboots]

@rosskay What if you slapped her really really hard?

[rosskay]

@rureadyboots hmm, depends where and if she likes it. If she associates physical and sexual initiation with some connection, it could just work.

[Aquasharkyboy]

The only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of chess?

[flankspeed]

Oh god, somebody has cartoon-animated my ex-girlfriend. It even looks like her....

[wasd12344]

if a woman ask me "should we go home" i whould say "no lets stay" and she starts to cry "evoyding sex bla bla" i would go to her and f*ck her on the tabel and everyting is all right :P

[flankspeed]

@wasd12344: "She's got a headache."

[rosskay]

@wasd12344 well that is one way to get it done, lol.

[platinumdynamite]

God help me if I end up with someone like that. What a bully.

[CannedSausages]

Music from Donnie Darko. I like.

[mskills420]

hahahaha, oh my good. i've been doing some good marijuana filled intense internet based research and this is my new favourite tv show. wish i could find a place to watch it online that wasn't in russian, haha.

[SamC434]

@mskills420

A friend of mine was streaming it the other day, can't remember where from though.

I'll let you know if I find it :)

[TheRimroll]

i would punch that bitch so hard in the face

[esmikd]

Racist tomatoes on the waiters tray...!!

[martijnspeed]

if woman where so great they all be lesbians!

[elbruces]

That chick is just emotionally abusive in a passive-aggressive way. She's not normal, or indicative of women in general.

[Lecrie]

CoD MW2 this:

Your girlfriend is a noobtuber/hacker. Best way to avoid getting annoyed by it is to stop playing with her altogether.

~ You don't need to be annoyed by that drama queen that's been watching too many soaps, you can just leave her there. There's a plenty of fish in the sea, they say.

[conartist1991]

Mental chess- the only way to win is to not play.

[woodins2008]

I love all the cries of "misogny" from fat internet femtards on this post. How dare men take a satirical look at the emotional hamster that is the female mind.

[Chriseycarlyeah324]

this steck reminds of somthing that happened to my mate, his gf ask him if he thought that she looked better two years ago when she was thinner, and cos he had had a bit to much to drink he answered the question, this is what he said "i love you the way you are now i think you really fit and that but yeah if you where thinner great but i love you the way you are" and as expected she got into a mood with him all night, though i cannot help thinking it was kind of trap question. with no right way

[hypnotisedpenguin]

RACIST TOMATOES!

[petacavanagh]

What's the music from Donnie Darko called?

[Kingpin0072001uk]

@petacavanagh mad world???

fuckin crazy cuz I just did a guitar cover of it a couple hours ago then you go and comment saying that?!?

[petacavanagh]

@Kingpin0072001uk Noo, the music in the video...

[Tormujin]

@petacavanagh It's called "Manipulated Living" :)

[Kingpin0072001uk]

@petacavanagh

Ohh, stupid me, lol. I don't know man:D

[edaines]

JUST FUCK HER UP THE ARSE

[quoidanslemondequoi]

@edaines Why not fuck HIM up the arse?? Arsehole.

[petacavanagh]

I just showed this to my girlfriend.. Naturally she didn't see the funny side >_>

[connerkillick]

that was nt funny



[redman8903]

in the second one he should have replied "yes, and i think we should do that more often"

[quoidanslemondequoi]

@redman8903 Yes, that is true.

[njj37]

take her to the bathroom, that'd shut her up!

[skulver]

Anyone know what that music is that plays while they show the chess moves being made?

[cooldooden]

@skulver The music in this sketch is all from donnie darko. I think the move music is "middlesex times".

[skulver]

@cooldooden

Thanks for the help. The song is actually called Manipulated Living but once you said it was on the Donnie Darko soundtrack it was easy to find. Anyway, thanks again for taking the time to reply.

[brandtus]

checkmate

[pengers11]

Too true. When women want to be like this there is no way out.

[quoidanslemondequoi]

@pengers11 Well if our misogynistic culture didn't make women feel so god damned insecure and inadequate about themselves then perhaps scenarios like this one wouldn't be so familiar. So instead of blaming women, why don't you blame the patriarchy. :P

[pengers11]

@quoidanslemondequoi Hahahaha! I love that! Because of course, men never feel insecure or weak despite the nervous jolt you get when aksing a girl out on a date (even though you have been there a hundred times before). At no point did I blame women at all, both sides of the relationship can be awkward to one another, but I have been in this situation before as have others. As for insecurity, that comes from the inside regardless of sex, if you point and blame 'society' you will change nothing.

[Rereversed]

This video made me depressed.

[drakota28]

is that girl guy ?

[raymondtv]

It's true, can't live with 'em, can't shoot 'em, as they say.

Nicely put together. Thanks for posting.

[FacePlant92]

we've all felt this way before!!!!

you just cant win sometimes

[busteruk77]

@FacePlant92 i agree with that m8 defo

[henrytse]

lol they're only on the opening moves. imagine what the rest of his life is like.. lol

[quoidanslemondequoi]

@henrytse Imagine being with someone who instead of actually being present and there with you, and acting spontaneously from their heart, they were always strategically relating to you as if from within a game and trying to "win" all the time? That sure would suck. lol