i love how many times one can say Jesus Christ but talk shit on another religion they are all the same and this guy is retarded he says who made this up but cannot use his internet to search the answer.
@RH98 Yes. Yes that is how religion is born. From the mind of the insane, formulated and formed then slowly spread. 3 people with a crazy thought (like, I don't know, an invisible guy that talks to them only in their heads) becomes religion when there's thousands that believe in the same bit of crazy.
@Braddock420 Tell everyone that the voice of your dead mother is in your head and you are schizophrenic, but if its the voice of "God" you hear you're a profit! I hope if I ever contract a psychosis it is the kind that can make you rich.
@flamingserpanite Flying spaghetti monster has been around way longer than when south park mentioned it.
The point is to show how ridiculous it is to believe in some invisible guy in the sky. That is the FSM puts into a more clear perspective. If you told people you saw an flying old guy throwing lightning in the sky, would they believe you? No.
@LemmyK00pa Not exactly. The point of the FSM is that just because you can't prove something doesn't exist, doesn't mean it does. This works for conspiracy theories, fake science, etc. not just the Judeo-Christian God.
Saying something is false because "it's ridiculous" isn't a valid argument : /
@pomponi0 It's not that it's ridiculous, but unrealistic. A man in the clouds isn't realistic at all, as of a monster made of spaghetti flying around.
@LemmyK00pa That's still not a valid argument because what's considered realistic is based on the current scientific knowledge. Back in the day the idea of "really small animals" being the cause of several diseases was considered ludicrous by most scientists. It wasn't because religion was more powerful than now, but because science wasn't advanced enough.
Also, the "man in the clouds" is based on Renaissance paintings, which were based on Greco-Roman mythology
@LemmyK00pa An analogy to the FSM would be if someone told you that there's a chest full of gold ingots buried in your house at an unspecified depth. Now, both chests and golden ingots exist, and unless you dig a hole of the size of the Earth, you cannot disprove his claim, but that doesn't mean he's right.
His claim isn't ridiculous, just highly unlikely. But you don't have any reason to believe him as long as he doesn't provide any proof.
Our Pasta, who "Arghh" in the colander, Swallowed be thy sauce. Thy serving come, Thy strands be wrung, On forks as they are on spoons. Give us this day our garlic bread, And forgive us our starchiness, As we swashbuckle, splice the main-brace and cuss, And lead us not into Kraft parmessan, But deliver us from Chef Boy-Ar-Dee, For thine are Meatballs, and the beer, and the strippers, for ever and ever. R'Amen
Quick my brothers! Dawn our full pirate regale and oust this non believer! I mean seriously! There are a few books that state the existence of our mighty Flying Spaghetti Monster! Therefore it MUST be true! Let us join our God in battle...even though we have never seen, heard, or felt him. (Easy explanation. He is invisible, silent, and can pass through matter.) When we die my brothers, we will be greeted by a glorious spaghetti heaven dotted with beer volcanos and stripper factories! May you b
Haha, sweet Jesus, not only does she not seem to understand the meaning of "satire", but she also seems like a pretty terrible person. Just because someone has crazy beliefs it doesn't justify pissing on their graves.
Burning Bushes (Anyone else think Magical Herbs?) can talk to a lowly shepherd, a corpse can up and walk out of its grave (Grave robbers or disciples disposed of the corpse more likely), and a virgin can give birth when science has proven that human reproduction requires two separate sets of DNA (Sperm, and Egg), but Spaghetti cannot be a similarly fictitious deity to the ethereal rapist that is the Christian God?
And let's not forget, Genocide is what Christians have done since Rome.
I'm actually pretty amazed that someone can be so literate and yet so completely fail at everything mentally. Fallacy, hypocrisy, missing the point, taking for granted aspects of Christianity as if they're necessary for a believe system, failing to live up to the standards of one's own religion... I couldn't fail that many times in so little space if I tried.
@PsuedoNam I thought it was a Cosmic Jewish zombie who only died to forgive our sins, which are only there because a rib woman was convinced to eat fruit by a talking snake.
@ctpaintball4life Yeah, I agree. what christian would desire anyone to go to hell. It didn't sound as if the writer of this note was thinking about the souls of whoever was merely restating Richard Dawkins's stupid goofy god, which incidently he doesn't believe in, he just uses that name to show how absurd he believes the idea of God is. Anyway, it"s sad when some people make it look like christians really think like this guy does! I guess we just pray for them all!
If there is a god (which of course there is and it's the FSM duh) which is more likely? An infinitely complex carbohydrate that soars above the skies and who's many tentacles reach down upon the earth to bless his many creations OR some guy in the sky who made men who look like him but wtf why do we all look different and why are there men and women, if gods a man why did he think men needed women? WRONG because god IS the FSM and the FSM loves the ladies and he needed some dudes to hang with.
lets replace the word "spaghetti" with "jesus" and post this letter in a christian forum :D and then i want a dramatic reading from one of the answers, lol
and this is a christian(exclamation mark, exclamation mark, question mark) poor wayward child, come and shelter under his noodly appendages, and bask in meaty goodness (exclamation mark, exclamation mark,exclamation mark, exclamation mark)
All hail the Holy FSM! Pastafarianism is the Only One True Holy Way of Religious Life! Let us all come into His Wiggly Pasta Arms, and be accepted into the Great Kingdom of Love, Free Beer Volcanoes, and Stripper Factories.
I bet they were on some SHrumssss at the timeee? Or some...ACID. Cause this is some trippy shit, yes I do believe in hell. But im not gonna' go to hell for believing in false idols like you stupid SPAGhettI!?? JESUS CHRIST I still can't get OVER the fact that you believe in this bullSHIT!!!! Do they like forcefeed you this SHIT, like shove it down your throat WTF? ? ?
The hate towards all religions is getting out of hand. If you don't believe it then whatever. But there is no need to be hating on everyone for what you believe. And I agree there are some extremists, but generally most of us aren't that bad. So before you judge, know your facts.
bitches don't know 'bout my Flying Spaghetti Monsters. Wait, tie you down and force feed you spaghetti? That almost sounds kinky if it weren't so gross.
So what religion is this other guy, then? Crystal Dragon Jesus? Stanism? Terrorist? All religions pale before the noddly might of the one true god, so why bother arguing about it?
There's a religion where you worship a Giant Spaghetti Monster? Fuck yeh. I want his magic meat sauce to cleanse me of my leprocy and his wonderfully delicious pasta arms to allow me see after years of blindness. Then he shall walk across an ocean of Ragu and turn two meatballs into twelve hundred, head sized ones and one French baguette into one hundred loaves of garlic bread, with the garlic butter all warm and gooey and salty in may mouth.
Funny stuff (: Though I myself am not a pastafarian, it makes just as much sense to believe in a flying spaghetti monster as it does to believe in the Bible. I mean, come on, man wrote the Bible. Hippies said they understood life and God spoke to them when they were dropping acid or doing whatever drug they could get their hands on. Whatever, I love the reading. It's hilarious (:
@boyzconfuseme2011 it's not just hippies, most research into psychedelic drugs has show a large portion of people feel that they have 'met' some sort of pantheistic force after the experience.
@el6caballo6oscuro6 One of my school friends was at a gig (he's a drummer) and his drink got spiked while he was off-stage, and since he was underage at the time he got kinda spooked and tried to leave, and as he was walking home he saw a car pull up to him and Jesus stepped out.
I forget how the rest of his evening went, but I do know that for the rest of the year, I called him Jesus.
@coolestnerdever122 well he didnt write it he just says it very dramatically plus im a catholic and if and i dont care what people say about me. I have a friend who is aerobic and another that is christian yet we still all hang out together. Also i habe another friend that believes in the spagetti monster as well and i respect that!
@puppyface1029w I'm offended that he would read it aloud. I also have friends of other religions and I don't really know why you felt the need to talk about your friend's and your religion.
I love how talking spaghetti is so crazy in comparison to a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father and can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
I'm Christian, and I find this to be hilarious. Of course, I do believe that there is some guy up in the sky somewhere, with his son who was born to a woman who was a virgin for her entire life.
And I worship him. He did the exact opposite of the common sterotype (bang a girl, don't get her pregnant) and just told her she was pregnant.
(This next part's gonna sound like a bad fanfiction, but it's 100% true)
something more realistic. hmm...... like an incorporeal entity sitting around in a city in the clouds commanding half-man/half-birds to do his bidding while impregnating random women. that makes more sense.
@monkeyfeverlol What`s so perfectly hilarious about this guy`s mad rant is that he`s falling right into the whole idea of the FSM; which is that all religions are based on some kind of ridiculous mythology. So he`s calling these people crazy for believing in the FSM, while he is guilty of believing in something equally retarded. Meanwhile, the whole idea of the FSM was invented as a joke, in fact it was invented by atheists, and he`s too stupid to see that! Pure comedy gold!
No joke, this is why I'm an atheist.
weareangrypeople42 1 month ago
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"a piece of garlic bread and a meatBALL?!?"
"spegETTI bITch NOWW?"
shrums?
iamyouwumbo 4 months ago
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"a piece of garlic bread and a meatBALL?!?"
"spegETTI bitch NOWW?"
shrums?
iamyouwumbo 4 months ago
"a piece of garlic bread and a meatBALL?!?"
"spegETTI bitch NOWW?"
shrums?
iamyouwumbo 4 months ago
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someone needs anger management
MrTheplagued7669 4 months ago
someone needs anger mangement
MrTheplagued7669 4 months ago
the deciples (sp?) where hilarious
CynicalMatthias 4 months ago
Is she really flipping out about a spaghetti monster XD
Kkyyrruu 4 months ago
Pass the shrums and fucking acid!
MrVinushka 5 months ago
Someone doesn't get a joke. Plus I've seen less realistic deities than the FSM.
ACluelessKid 5 months ago
i love how many times one can say Jesus Christ but talk shit on another religion they are all the same and this guy is retarded he says who made this up but cannot use his internet to search the answer.
NewBKeithyG 5 months ago
"Come up with a religion..." lol, is that how religion works?
RH98 6 months ago
@RH98 Actually. Yes.
M1105X 6 months ago
@RH98 Yes. Yes that is how religion is born. From the mind of the insane, formulated and formed then slowly spread. 3 people with a crazy thought (like, I don't know, an invisible guy that talks to them only in their heads) becomes religion when there's thousands that believe in the same bit of crazy.
Braddock420 5 months ago
@Braddock420 Tell everyone that the voice of your dead mother is in your head and you are schizophrenic, but if its the voice of "God" you hear you're a profit! I hope if I ever contract a psychosis it is the kind that can make you rich.
RH98 5 months ago
Well, that is very christian of her to leave such a lovely comment.
Kinderlokkertj 6 months ago 2
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I WILL PISS ON ALL YOUR GRAVES!!! LOL BEST THING EVER SAID EVER!
0Goshikkurorita0 6 months ago
I still find this one of the most hilarious things ever, ever, ever.
Beatmyguest001 6 months ago
This is WIN!
NarutoRPCfan 6 months ago
xDD It is not~ jesus~
HybridSquidGirl 7 months ago
hahahahhahahaha *tear*
Hitherify 7 months ago
"I-m sorry but my spaghetti does not talk to me... ITS NOT GEEZUS." xD thats the best.
BitchinSkittleWaffle 8 months ago 3
I'd like to know what kind of "shrums" this person was on to make them type like this.
Zardul 8 months ago
I'm torn between whether this person is serious, or a really good troll.
xcnugget 8 months ago 10
when he said "man u got some good drugs pass that shit around!" and "weres the fucking spaghetti monster!!!" omg we fell off of our chairs
awsomevids2u 8 months ago 4
Penis
herpesonyournose 9 months ago
I believe in God but this is f**king hilarious.
gtamythmaster43 9 months ago 6
Someone has never seen South Park...
flamingserpanite 9 months ago 2
@flamingserpanite Flying spaghetti monster has been around way longer than when south park mentioned it.
The point is to show how ridiculous it is to believe in some invisible guy in the sky. That is the FSM puts into a more clear perspective. If you told people you saw an flying old guy throwing lightning in the sky, would they believe you? No.
LemmyK00pa 7 months ago
@LemmyK00pa Not exactly. The point of the FSM is that just because you can't prove something doesn't exist, doesn't mean it does. This works for conspiracy theories, fake science, etc. not just the Judeo-Christian God.
Saying something is false because "it's ridiculous" isn't a valid argument : /
pomponi0 7 months ago
@pomponi0 It's not that it's ridiculous, but unrealistic. A man in the clouds isn't realistic at all, as of a monster made of spaghetti flying around.
LemmyK00pa 7 months ago
@LemmyK00pa That's still not a valid argument because what's considered realistic is based on the current scientific knowledge. Back in the day the idea of "really small animals" being the cause of several diseases was considered ludicrous by most scientists. It wasn't because religion was more powerful than now, but because science wasn't advanced enough.
Also, the "man in the clouds" is based on Renaissance paintings, which were based on Greco-Roman mythology
pomponi0 7 months ago
@LemmyK00pa An analogy to the FSM would be if someone told you that there's a chest full of gold ingots buried in your house at an unspecified depth. Now, both chests and golden ingots exist, and unless you dig a hole of the size of the Earth, you cannot disprove his claim, but that doesn't mean he's right.
His claim isn't ridiculous, just highly unlikely. But you don't have any reason to believe him as long as he doesn't provide any proof.
pomponi0 7 months ago
Hail Eris! The Spaghetti Monster's cousin!
CBGB42 9 months ago
My spaghetti is Jesus. I don't know where she gets her spaghetti from.
Mehreenqueen 9 months ago 2
8 People will be killed by the great spaghetti god tonight.
SignedWithAnEcks 9 months ago 2
Shrums.
DawnBarbourOfficial 10 months ago
R'amen.
MaddieMcCartney1 10 months ago 2
*head desk head desk head desk* Oh God...I can't tell if he's a bible thumper, or just stupid.
Ophileagoesforaswim 10 months ago
@Ophileagoesforaswim What is the difference?
onilink422 10 months ago
@onilink422 Bible thumpers are easy to handle, 1) take bible. 2) Beat thumper with bible (be sure its the bible thumper, not the bunny from bambi)
Ophileagoesforaswim 10 months ago
@Ophileagoesforaswim Ahh, good point.
onilink422 10 months ago
God =/= something more realistic
mrsocksman 10 months ago
Our Pasta, who "Arghh" in the colander, Swallowed be thy sauce. Thy serving come, Thy strands be wrung, On forks as they are on spoons. Give us this day our garlic bread, And forgive us our starchiness, As we swashbuckle, splice the main-brace and cuss, And lead us not into Kraft parmessan, But deliver us from Chef Boy-Ar-Dee, For thine are Meatballs, and the beer, and the strippers, for ever and ever. R'Amen
BearcatTerror 10 months ago 5
Quick my brothers! Dawn our full pirate regale and oust this non believer! I mean seriously! There are a few books that state the existence of our mighty Flying Spaghetti Monster! Therefore it MUST be true! Let us join our God in battle...even though we have never seen, heard, or felt him. (Easy explanation. He is invisible, silent, and can pass through matter.) When we die my brothers, we will be greeted by a glorious spaghetti heaven dotted with beer volcanos and stripper factories! May you b
iambrown33 11 months ago 6
All hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster!
TeddyLeach 11 months ago
@TeddyLeach we have been touched by his noodley appendage!!!
LuckyStar334 11 months ago
This is funnier than google translator... XD
MechaStudios 11 months ago
Haha, sweet Jesus, not only does she not seem to understand the meaning of "satire", but she also seems like a pretty terrible person. Just because someone has crazy beliefs it doesn't justify pissing on their graves.
handmiadenofgod 11 months ago 3
Burning Bushes (Anyone else think Magical Herbs?) can talk to a lowly shepherd, a corpse can up and walk out of its grave (Grave robbers or disciples disposed of the corpse more likely), and a virgin can give birth when science has proven that human reproduction requires two separate sets of DNA (Sperm, and Egg), but Spaghetti cannot be a similarly fictitious deity to the ethereal rapist that is the Christian God?
And let's not forget, Genocide is what Christians have done since Rome.
Foxxie0kun 11 months ago 3
Presidential transvestite...?
GoEffYoself 11 months ago
The best part was the whole video.
raz0r699 11 months ago
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaha
raz0r699 11 months ago
So burning bushes could talk to a shepherd ...
But a Spaghetti cannot talk?
This world is meeeeeesed up...
Bluesabara 11 months ago 5
Pass that shit AROUND
triplequeen 11 months ago
Either she's a TROLL or just doesn't understand the existence of JOKES...
DuchessAliana 1 year ago 2
lol "Presidential cock", What is she the president of?
Vogeybear 1 year ago 3
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THE GOD HAS TO BE SOMETHING MORE REALISTIC.
IllllllIl 1 year ago
@heymynameispablo - We could challenge him to a debate, but I lack the necessary pirate regalia to discuss it publicly.
brian1010011010 1 year ago
All hail the FSM
yalinegurl1 1 year ago
The FSM is much more probable than an invisible tiran in the sky. We know that spaghetti exists and meatballs exist too.
Bannedforfun 1 year ago
I'm actually pretty amazed that someone can be so literate and yet so completely fail at everything mentally. Fallacy, hypocrisy, missing the point, taking for granted aspects of Christianity as if they're necessary for a believe system, failing to live up to the standards of one's own religion... I couldn't fail that many times in so little space if I tried.
JJ10DMAN 1 year ago 4
PASS THAT SHIT AROUND
crystalclear6149 1 year ago
This is quite insulting to me, a Pastafarian.
Prove to me that your God is real. Then tell me that my religion isn't.
heymynameispablo 1 year ago 4
Not sure if troll...
a8fine1youngSchapT 1 year ago
I actually think I'm going to join this "cult" now
crazypuppypoker 1 year ago 4
umad?
CardShark1015 1 year ago
I feel so sorry for this person. I hope one day they will be touched by his noodley appendage like I was.
NaMgKCa 1 year ago 63
howe DARE shea dicsrespet ta flieng spageddie montser!!!!
FailBlob 1 year ago 2
"the god has to at least be realistic" .....and a giant Jewish space zombie in the sky IS?
Shadow78954 1 year ago 3
@Shadow78954 Don't you mean a giant BLACK Jewish space zombie?
PsuedoNam 1 year ago
@PsuedoNam I thought it was a Cosmic Jewish zombie who only died to forgive our sins, which are only there because a rib woman was convinced to eat fruit by a talking snake.
cokeisyummeh 1 year ago
"YOU'RE ALL A JOKE!"
As it happens...
OhTheOtherDude 1 year ago
holy shit
sharosudo 1 year ago
WTF??? That does not look like a spaghetti monstarrrrrrr you dumb cunt. Suck my big black presidential cock, BITCH!
xcassiex122108x 1 year ago
Hail Eris!
juppukun 1 year ago
Thats not very christian.
ctpaintball4life 1 year ago
@ctpaintball4life Yeah, I agree. what christian would desire anyone to go to hell. It didn't sound as if the writer of this note was thinking about the souls of whoever was merely restating Richard Dawkins's stupid goofy god, which incidently he doesn't believe in, he just uses that name to show how absurd he believes the idea of God is. Anyway, it"s sad when some people make it look like christians really think like this guy does! I guess we just pray for them all!
yeshualovesme1 1 year ago
Dude, can I get a link to the post where this retard posted this?
Scoutacris 1 year ago
Yes more realistic. A figure who managed to make the universe in less then a week that's realistic.
90sHeroMAXD 1 year ago
How Christianly of this poster :P. And how absolutely utterly fail.
lotrfreak2010 1 year ago
All Hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster!!!
trebligb8 1 year ago 108
Her name is Jade Jewel, but she has a big black presidential c*ck? :S
triplequeen 1 year ago
wasn't this the thing that led to the little spagetti rhyme that went along the lines of 'our father who art in scilly'?
thebladeofchaos 1 year ago
double-you! Tee! Eff! Question Mark! Question Mark! Question Mark!
Guitarist500 1 year ago
yeah. the god has to be something realistic.
lolwut?
WingsOfChaos7 1 year ago
"question mark EXCLAMATION POINT question mark" xD <- "ex dee"
Libervurto 1 year ago
The way you read it was very funny :D
Libervurto 1 year ago
If there is a god (which of course there is and it's the FSM duh) which is more likely? An infinitely complex carbohydrate that soars above the skies and who's many tentacles reach down upon the earth to bless his many creations OR some guy in the sky who made men who look like him but wtf why do we all look different and why are there men and women, if gods a man why did he think men needed women? WRONG because god IS the FSM and the FSM loves the ladies and he needed some dudes to hang with.
Libervurto 1 year ago
lets replace the word "spaghetti" with "jesus" and post this letter in a christian forum :D and then i want a dramatic reading from one of the answers, lol
CaramelBonBon 1 year ago
@CaramelBonBon
No because the Flying Jesus Monster sounds too cool.
Libervurto 1 year ago 4
and this is a christian(exclamation mark, exclamation mark, question mark) poor wayward child, come and shelter under his noodly appendages, and bask in meaty goodness (exclamation mark, exclamation mark,exclamation mark, exclamation mark)
emyhutto 1 year ago
All hail the Holy FSM! Pastafarianism is the Only One True Holy Way of Religious Life! Let us all come into His Wiggly Pasta Arms, and be accepted into the Great Kingdom of Love, Free Beer Volcanoes, and Stripper Factories.
itachifan1243 1 year ago
I bet they were on some SHrumssss at the timeee? Or some...ACID. Cause this is some trippy shit, yes I do believe in hell. But im not gonna' go to hell for believing in false idols like you stupid SPAGhettI!?? JESUS CHRIST I still can't get OVER the fact that you believe in this bullSHIT!!!! Do they like forcefeed you this SHIT, like shove it down your throat WTF? ? ?
Beatmyguest001 1 year ago
lol! these vids are too funny. xD There's nothing quite like a post from someone foaming at the mouth over an opinion, of all things.
peachtable966 1 year ago
"SUCK MY BIG BLACK PRESIDENTIAL COCK BITCH!!!"
LOLWTF.
SWolvenProductions 1 year ago 7
..What? Some people can't take a joke.
ThePickledTheif 1 year ago
PASTAFARIANS FTW.
WelcomexToxMyxWorld 1 year ago
LMAO
DorisDayFanatic 1 year ago
The hate towards all religions is getting out of hand. If you don't believe it then whatever. But there is no need to be hating on everyone for what you believe. And I agree there are some extremists, but generally most of us aren't that bad. So before you judge, know your facts.
captinl 1 year ago
I love how you said "Pass that shit around!"
Your voice rocks!
NatheHatake 1 year ago
bitches don't know 'bout my Flying Spaghetti Monsters. Wait, tie you down and force feed you spaghetti? That almost sounds kinky if it weren't so gross.
So what religion is this other guy, then? Crystal Dragon Jesus? Stanism? Terrorist? All religions pale before the noddly might of the one true god, so why bother arguing about it?
Except Vertigo. She could kick FSM''s ass.
egdeltur666 1 year ago
LOLCOPTER! x'D OH SHIT!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!1!
TheNumber1Bitch101 1 year ago
But...there are charts that show and prove a direct link of Global Warming to Fake Pirate population increase.....
It's science for appendage-sake.
vjm3 1 year ago
There's a religion where you worship a Giant Spaghetti Monster? Fuck yeh. I want his magic meat sauce to cleanse me of my leprocy and his wonderfully delicious pasta arms to allow me see after years of blindness. Then he shall walk across an ocean of Ragu and turn two meatballs into twelve hundred, head sized ones and one French baguette into one hundred loaves of garlic bread, with the garlic butter all warm and gooey and salty in may mouth.
itachifan1243 1 year ago
"Insert logical comment about the lack of knowledge in most religions here"
NoobGuider 1 year ago
"...Do they force feed it down your throat?"
no but you christians do
PunchingKitty 1 year ago 3
great now i'm hungry
cmauffray1 1 year ago
jade jewel
MiKKA335 1 year ago 2
I don't know if this should be funny or sad
icecreamcakeandpiex 1 year ago
"The god has to be something more realistic." The belief in a cosmic Jewish zombie is?
psychment 1 year ago
At least I can eat and see spaghetti.
UntrustedSource 1 year ago 5
This dickhead doesn't even know what fsm is...
I don't like CCs.
alexhan6 1 year ago
cue luigi
GuyVoiceSongs 1 year ago
SOMEONE missed the point.
Tully311 1 year ago
Realistic? Last time I checked, religion was the opposite of realistic.
egdeltur666 1 year ago
LOL. exclamation point exclamation point exclamation point! hahah
FIRERESTART 1 year ago 3
Funny stuff (: Though I myself am not a pastafarian, it makes just as much sense to believe in a flying spaghetti monster as it does to believe in the Bible. I mean, come on, man wrote the Bible. Hippies said they understood life and God spoke to them when they were dropping acid or doing whatever drug they could get their hands on. Whatever, I love the reading. It's hilarious (:
boyzconfuseme2011 1 year ago
@boyzconfuseme2011 it's not just hippies, most research into psychedelic drugs has show a large portion of people feel that they have 'met' some sort of pantheistic force after the experience.
el6caballo6oscuro6 1 year ago
@el6caballo6oscuro6 One of my school friends was at a gig (he's a drummer) and his drink got spiked while he was off-stage, and since he was underage at the time he got kinda spooked and tried to leave, and as he was walking home he saw a car pull up to him and Jesus stepped out.
I forget how the rest of his evening went, but I do know that for the rest of the year, I called him Jesus.
psychoKATTY 1 year ago
cleanse the unclean, ignorance to the great spaggetii pantheon shall not go un punished!
dalektaliban 1 year ago
where's the fuckING spaghetti bitch NOWW?
TheBopification 1 year ago 3
"you guys must have some good drugs pass that shit around!" I actually spat up my Water from laughter
MannyFresh1254 1 year ago 5
Epic reading lol
TheNerdyCanuck 1 year ago 2
living devil?
discodancer22 1 year ago
I am indeed a Pastafarian so I'm very offended from this video.
coolestnerdever122 1 year ago 6
@coolestnerdever122 well he didnt write it he just says it very dramatically plus im a catholic and if and i dont care what people say about me. I have a friend who is aerobic and another that is christian yet we still all hang out together. Also i habe another friend that believes in the spagetti monster as well and i respect that!
puppyface1029w 1 year ago
@puppyface1029w I'm offended that he would read it aloud. I also have friends of other religions and I don't really know why you felt the need to talk about your friend's and your religion.
coolestnerdever122 1 year ago
I laughed so hard. It's even better after the fact I ate spaghetti and meatball for dinner.
"Wheres your fucking spaghetti bitch now? Is he gonna save you? NOO ! cause he's NOT REAL !"
Made my day.
Twister1808 1 year ago
@Twister1808 That's what I had for dinner, too... and it made this even better.
emorocklover 1 year ago
One of the funniest things I've ever heard lol XD
MissKissezs 1 year ago
I love how talking spaghetti is so crazy in comparison to a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father and can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
xnightkillerx 1 year ago
So this person is so Pro-Christian, and yet she swears, insults and threatens people she doesn't even know. She also wants to take drugs.
I'm not even Christian and I know that's against all their morals.
GraterFace 1 year ago 3
I'm Christian, and I find this to be hilarious. Of course, I do believe that there is some guy up in the sky somewhere, with his son who was born to a woman who was a virgin for her entire life.
And I worship him. He did the exact opposite of the common sterotype (bang a girl, don't get her pregnant) and just told her she was pregnant.
(This next part's gonna sound like a bad fanfiction, but it's 100% true)
And then she was pregnant.
DatDude0925 1 year ago
DOUBLE-UUUUUU TEEEEEEEEEE EFFFFFFFFFFFF question mark
IronbreakerFTW 1 year ago
something more realistic. hmm...... like an incorporeal entity sitting around in a city in the clouds commanding half-man/half-birds to do his bidding while impregnating random women. that makes more sense.
Grothmanus 1 year ago
I loled.
starclopsofish 1 year ago
im sorry my spaghetti does NOT talk to me, it is NOT Jeesuuuss!?
Beatmyguest001 1 year ago
laughed so much!
Beatmyguest001 1 year ago
AND HEZ NOT GOD EXCLAMATION POINT
0800Batmobile 1 year ago
leave it to christians to take that forum seriously
zubestr 1 year ago 2
Oh look mommy! It`s one of those retards who can`t understand deliberate, obvious jokes!! Can we keep em! Pleeeease! He`s so stupid and funny!
shrikechan 1 year ago 42
I have been touched by His noodly appendages!
sybo59 1 year ago 5
some one misses the point of the flying spaghetti monster lol
TaylorOnTheMic 1 year ago
Been awhile since I laughed so hard.
Man, people are just so ridiculous.
XtheparanoidfreakX 1 year ago
Oh man how did you presumably keep a straight face? :D
Indivicivet 1 year ago
@Indivicivet I don't think he did. How could he? XD
Theespada13 1 year ago
Lmao ass off pass that shit around!! Ahaha
monkeyfeverlol 1 year ago
@monkeyfeverlol What`s so perfectly hilarious about this guy`s mad rant is that he`s falling right into the whole idea of the FSM; which is that all religions are based on some kind of ridiculous mythology. So he`s calling these people crazy for believing in the FSM, while he is guilty of believing in something equally retarded. Meanwhile, the whole idea of the FSM was invented as a joke, in fact it was invented by atheists, and he`s too stupid to see that! Pure comedy gold!
shrikechan 1 year ago 2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. This was pretty funny!
thestunnedninja 1 year ago
LULZ
jmm1233 1 year ago
I dont know when spaghetti turned "Not real" and god did...
hmm..
i think i might be a little late?..
dominodash21 1 year ago
RAMEN!! brothers!
MrLotusfeet2 1 year ago
SPELL SPAGHETTI RIGHT, MORON!
5 stars for not LOLing in the middle of reading this. xD
psychoKATTY 1 year ago
hey man, im down with Saint Garlic Toast and the Blessed Mother Meatball
BigDoob420 1 year ago 2
MEeeeaatball
GnarlyGeorgia 1 year ago
MonsterrrRRRRrrrrrRRRR.
LOL exclamation point
puzzleboy2 1 year ago
Wow, that kid needs a chill pill.
Haha. Best reading ever.
FSM ROCKS. Somebody doesn't get the concept of what it's all about.
HastChaotix 1 year ago 2
Is it wrong that I thought it sounded delicious when he said he wanted to force-feed me a lot of spaghetti? : |
oneebu 1 year ago 4
Fuck yes! FSM!
wootsh33p 1 year ago
Explanation point?
lurker1536 2 years ago 5
I swear, I was rofling for about 10 minutes straight.
FireyOwnzJ00 2 years ago 3
Ahahahahahahahahahahha still love it.
VyccySCARE 2 years ago
meatBALLL~
HoroGirl 2 years ago
Suck my big, black, presidential cock, bitch!
Best thing ever.
PyroEnchantress 2 years ago 4
OMFG, when he said, "fucking SPA-GHETTI!"
iammeakame 2 years ago
holy crap this is the best fucking thing ever.
stephNalek 2 years ago
LOOL
heartsonpaperstars 2 years ago
...why on earth does jade jewel have a big, black, presidential cock?
rebellionVII 2 years ago 5
Spaghetti > Jesus
Excruci0 2 years ago 68
This proves two constants in life:
People who don't like to think take their religion to an insane level
and people who can't think take the internet far to seriously.
The lack of thinking also contributes to the shit spelling and grammar
Kth77 2 years ago 5
She does'nt even know its a meme lol.
YawwdSM 2 years ago
Well maybe your spaghetti should talk!
fuckXtheXsystem 2 years ago
You guys must be on good drugs pass that shit aROUUUND(?)!
Blockization 2 years ago 5
What the fuck is an explanation point?
royale00466 2 years ago 4
ah - the infinite compassion and tolerance of Christians... "I cut your god! I cut him so bad he wish I not cut him so bad!!!" ROFL.
rhesusmonkeydave 2 years ago 6
so much anger about a joke lol
diddykongfu 2 years ago
The flying spaghetti monster is a book describing a mock religion. Their god is the flying spaghetti monster.
crayon151 2 years ago