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  • i was thinking,he was gonna say...a 3 out of.......100

  • Saw the movie did not read the book did not but the game because of the movie

  • 1. nEVER READ THE BOOK.

    2.HAVENT SEEN THE MOVIE.

    3.NEVER GONNA GET THIS GAME

    YEAh nice review

  • Noooooo i pay fucking 2 dollar for this

    a whaste of money ahhhhhh

  • It really is a shame. The books were INCREDIBLE! The movie was ok (not great, but ok). The game is PURE SHIT. It's a shame that the greatness of the book just couldn't seem to be translated into other media.

  • I would like to say to neverchris, you could not be more right than to define how this game plays.

    Its like giving you a cheat code and starting lvl 99 and taking the fun out of the game.

    bought this game and took it back, didn't want a refund, I just didn't want it.

    the game was not fun, despite teleporting seemed like a good idea. this game didn't make it so.

  • @Confusion958 the book was amazing.

  • i think of this game when i shit.

    waste of 9$

  • ive got this game and 3 out of 10 are you mad i think its shit i would much prefer watching a dragon burp while playing with patrol i rate it fuck all lol you must be very kind

  • Movie games 95% of the time are gonna be ABSOLUTE CRAP.

  • The game does look awful even for wii graphics especially awful as a cell shaded game. Its a shame the movie was so great they had great ideas, they didn't bother using, and simply put a licensed movie name to make easy cash.

  • Great review

  • micro review: Wii=sux, movie and book=great! and stop talking. (loud and generic fake voiceing)

  • lol its for sale for £2.99 on amazon.

  • the game is a piece of shit -.- the movie was good actually 2 bad you can only jump like 6ft in front...WATS WRONG WITH FREE ROAM IN THIS FUCKING GAME, WHY DIDN'T THEY PUT THAT IN ¬_¬ still games is shit movie was good SAY NO MORE BROTHERS...

  • obviously its gonna be bad on wii, its WII!, it isnt that bad on xbox

  • can u review metroid prime 3?

  • I bought this at Gamestop today for $9 and its not all that bad.

  • I don't follow the BS about the movie, I actually liked it for its style - It deserves a sequel, a prequel, or a standalone spin-off starring Griffin (David is a "tough-cool guy at first, after his first encounter with Roland he turns into a FUCKING pussy) in place of the game.

    I bought this game for 360 and just like the Wii/PS2 versions, yeah, its AWFUL.

  • I completely agree with neverchris,

    ive played this game before and did not like it, as if you wernt in control most of the time and something kept bothering me.

    didnt like the gameplay, didnt like the game so I took it back. I just did not like it whatsoever, sorry I cant explain it simply but that game gives me a headache, and pisses me off to no limit

    i'm glad someone has the right idea to present how horrible that game is.

  • god you voice annoys the fuck out of me

  • i read the book and it blew the movie and game away they left out so much stuff in the movie but still a good movie the game loks like it had alo of potential if the film company had given the development team more than just a few months to make the game check out

    JAMES CAMERONS AVATAR THE GAME it is going to be awsome since they spent 3 years making them

  • wow, 3 out of 10? u must have been in a good mood lol.

  • dude this games sucks ass

  • i was about to buy this game for 50$ the first day it released. good thing i looked it up and found out it sucked

  • You need help man lol seriously.

  • first off, Im a girl, and second, i don't really like people who use their time taring appart perfectly good games or movies

  • oh excuse me I meant Human not man as in adult male so don't get offensive there. You need help, it's nothing to be that mad about and it's not the movie industries fault the developer makes bad movies and it's not the gaming companies fault the movie industry fucks up 90% of the games. They don't have the same directors and writers. Honestly if that's how you feel them maybe you should be the one doing this kind of work. It's what I'm doing, see you around woman.

  • ok, fine, you make a point, would it shut u up at all if i told u i was really pissed when I saw that vid to start with and it was just like the final straw, I just wanted to vent a little and i found this.

  • It takes a lot to shut me up but your right this was a really good movie that had a bad vibe for a video game, I saw that coming. I'm glad I didn't buy this, I almost did.

  • shut up horse lol

  • dumb lol and thank you I am hung like a horse rather you believe it or not.

  • You think this game is good?!

  • i like it

  • I guess your a 7 year old girl, who likes crappy games and crappy actors. The movie sucked and so did the jumper guy.

  • im 15 and i think Jamie Bell is a nice actor

  • by the way, what kind of screne name is

    h5e5l5l5o5 ?

  • Game is terrible. End of Story.

  • 3/10? That's way too high.

  • this is £4.98 at GAME...

  • this is DUMB ;

    its like making Twilight a video game...

    it DOESN'T work !!

  • Twilight game?

    Please don't even joke about that, if it ever happened I would cry.

  • its called an example .

    chill out, dnt cry :)

  • if you have read my comment below you will see that i sed it takes 1 hour and 30 mins to complete it but i tryed to complet it as fast as i can timeing me self with a stop wach it took me 42 mins OMG i think it was the shortest game ever

  • 42 MINUTES TO BEAT THIS GAME !?

    wtf . wat a waste .

  • I wached this review befor getting the game (on the wii) and despite its terible review i actualy went and boght this game today becouse i liked the movie and honestly i dint think it was that bad i give it about a 6/10 and that isent bad for £9 .... but then i copleted it it took me 1 hour and a halh at the most it is the shortest game i have ever played and for that i give it a 2/10 DONT BUY THIS GAME ... unless it is about £2

  • its £4.98 at GAME...

  • I found this game at gamestop for 2 dolars.

  • well hell man if it sucked so bad whyed you play it instead of looking at other peoples reviews then playing it

  • This game has to look as bad as the worst 3D Sega Saturn game in its library. Those models look good. The game play was fun. At least it had no graphical glitches from the PS1 era. I give this game a 5 outa 10 in my opinion.

  • yeah i wish i researched this one before i went out and got it.

  • Game Informer gave the game a 1.75/10 with reviewer Andrew Reiner saying that all the truck drivers out there who are transporting copies of Jumper Griffin's Story to retail please redirect your shipments to Alamogordo New Mexico You ll know you are in the right location when you see thousands of ET cartridges moving out of the way to make room for your shipment Metacritic gave the Xbox 360 version of Jumper: Griffin's Story a 29/100 and is the second worst reviewed game on the platform

  • oh god i bought this game at EB games for 14 bucks and when i got home i played it for bout 5 mins and already racked up 500 acheivment points then at that point i couldnt play anymore the game was a broken mess.

  • oh yea lol, i made a mistake

  • che merda!

  • looks like the super spiderman game lol, the movie rocked ass, but the game sucks balls

  • its the Ultimate spiderman game not the Super spiderman game

  • Game looks to generic, too bad because the plot of the movie could fit very well in a Video game.

  • This game sucks!

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  • if you dont care why watch it

  • you sound like morgan webb from g4

  • SHITTTT

  • Wait, hang on... no, the other versions were blindingly crap too! How can anybody not think this is bad..? Must be something to do with oxygen deprivation at birth, or something.

  • What?!? Only a moron could think this game is anything but a steaming pile of shit. This is the gaming equivalent of repeatedly slapping yourself in the face - it's not just repetitive and of poor graphical quality, but the levels and model design are atrocious!

    Of course, the Wii version is known to be different (and far inferior) to versions for other consoles. Then again, nobody's THAT much of a moron that they didn't notice this was the Wii version... are they?

  • it looks like ultimate spiderman

  • Hello?! Wake up this game doesn't suck! Gosh...

  • what a shit game! i bought it last thursday and completed it by saturday (in one hour sessions).

  • heyy you could try fid bugs of the game

  • other critics gave it a 1/10

    look it up on wikipedia

  • What was the game he said to look at to see how a beat-em-up should be done on the wii?

    I couldn't quite understand sorry...

  • this game should've been not released!

  • THE MOVIE WAS SO COOL but the game sucks fair score

  • I flop my penis to you good sir!

  • "As if someone else was playing the fighting portions for you - this did not make me very happy"

    lol :D

  • how awful! its almost as bad as superman 64. almost

  • from the 11 reviews ive read, not one gave this game an unrealistic score.... 3/10, 21/100, 12%, 1.5/10, 29/100... etc.

    i consider these kind of games that are based on movies, books, etc.. really lame, as they have no proper game developers or crews working on them.. like all the disney games. they shouldve got Bethesda to work on this =P

    far cry 2 next week!!! YAY!

  • lolol the game was named the worst game of 2008 with 1.75/10

  • I thought jumper was alittle enjoyable for awhile. Bottem line it is a game I would rather see in 1990 just in the arcades. I had some fun Jumping. I mean it. At least the controls are reasponive. The grapics are the most piss poor I have ever seen. Some of the levels and models are impressive and some nostalic. This game made me want to be a jumper. Believe me I played worse. Sonic The Hedgehog Xbox 360, Bubsy SNES, and something bad.

  • hah it was put on the list of the worlds worst video games as 2008s first worst game!

  • Amazing a game so fun can get so much flack.

  • here's something funny

    reviewer Andrew Reiner saying that "all the truck drivers out there who are transporting copies of Jumper: Griffin's Story to retail, please redirect your shipments to Alamogordo, New Mexico. You'll know you are in the right location when you see thousands of E.T. cartridges moving out of the way to make room for your shipment."

    that is shit funny

  • shit im never buying a game agian until I watch someones review on it

    grrrr I feel like crying now I wasted 20 dollars

  • 3 out of 10 is really generous....i gave it a 1.5.

  • lols

  • this games sux

  • Does the game have a jump button?

  • Personally, I think that giving it 3/10 is overly generous. I bought this as a present for someone and wish I hadn't as it is that bad, I was embarrassed. In fact, it is so bad that I am incredibly angry that I wasted my money on this absolutely atrocious piece of s**t. It bears no relation to the movie in technical detail, suffers from a range of awful bugs and gameplay issues, and has poorer graphics than any game since the PS1.

    I'm tempted to send hate mail to the creators.

  • This could be a ps1 game. Without antiailising. It is fun for a rental.

  • 1) its not supposed to follow the movie its a stand alone thign about a minor charachter from the movie : Griffin.

    2) He never had a sword in the movie so wtf is he doign with one in the game? I know nightcrawler has one in the x-men legends games so they probably did just re-create the character design and threw nightcrawler in there.

    3) DONT WATCH THE MOVIE!

    4)the wierdest thing is that Griffin in th emovie is the most experienced and best Jumper so the fact he can only jump 6 feet is silly.

  • Because it's Griffin story. Griffin has a sword because its not based on the movie.

  • Hello? Griffin is in the movie and he doesnt have a sword then. It doesnt have to be based on the movie for me to know that he has no fucking skilsl with a sword.

  • I love the movie, but this game looks positively horrific. Thanks again for another enlightening review, Neverchris!

  • your apsolutly right this game does sux

  • MAN this game sux i will never buy some so bad like this what worst they fck up the only carather i like from the movie

  • something so bad*

  • It's a wii game, what do you expect it to be? Most enemies look the same in wii games because the graphics aren't that good on the wii compared to 360 and ps3. The enemies all look alike in no more heroes, and the enemies all look alike in red steel. Your point?

  • This is bad even for the Wii.

  • lol this may be true, its just a video review :P What did you want him to lie about it or something? lol

  • You have no idea how bad this game is - there were better looking games on the PS1, and even my old Atari had games with greater playability.

  • thats patehtic :/ this game had the opertunity to be sick specially with griffen :/

  • havent played it but the 1st minute of this tells me the game sucks

  • the movie rocked, the game sucked

  • Game Informer gave this game a 1.25 out of 10.

  • They are not looking at all the right things at it like the controls. The control is good.

  • this game sucks balls

  • thanks for the review man!

  • A lot of these movie based games are badly recieved on wii.

  • i know, when theres a movie theres a horrible game.

  • Movies that are made into games are alawyas just check-ins, that mean just some extra money they want to obtain.

  • learn to speak like a human being and he might not block you...maybe.

  • wow ur so nice u gave the game a 3/10

  • Is there anything good about this game?

  • To tell you the truth, it really sucks !!!

    and Sometimes, Griffin sometimes Walks by him self when you are not touching the analog stick !!! I mean WTF

  • Wow you just sounded like the Angry video game Nerd :-)

  • man i wasted my money on buyin this game ,,should have seen this review first,,its so like a cartoon,,like tht stupid jakie chan's cartoon game,,ahhh shissh

  • SPEEK NORMALLY

  • why did they make it so cartoony? it looks so dumb.... it would have been fun it was more realistic looking

  • this game would get a 10 if it was made on the original nintendo, unfortunately that was 20 years ago and somebody forgot to tell the developers that.

  • i wasnt very happy lol

  • My God how could something so bad exist?

  • Lol game informer gave it a 1.75.

    games rarely get that low of a score.

  • lol, ya i was going to say that

  • the movie was great, can't say about the game!

  • dude you totally overuse the word generic, sorry but it is true.

  • dude I agree this game sucked ass but ur voice is honestly kinda annoying

  • I didn't think it was that bad

  • is the game really that bad?

  • a 3? fuck doesnt even get that a fucking 1...

  • Looks gay

  • On xbox 360 premium this game has the great grafik and depth that you want.

    Ps This game rules

  • THE GAME RULES

  • awesome review! how'd you get such good gameplay quality?

  • i have a chiped xbox 360 and i didnt bother geting this game for $3 or download it its really crap

  • the movie is kool, the game is not

  • the movie is shit!

  • ow! maybe its gona be better for xbox 360/ps3!!!

  • nope i tried it for the 360 and ps3 and it still sucks dick

  • more licensed shlock.

  • " it pisses me off " and yet u buyed it...

  • bought maybe? for god sakes man, and ill give you all my marbles if he didn't just rent this awful piece of festering cow shit

  • still he spent some money even to rent it, and its not a big deal

  • yeah well its kinda hard to review it if you've never played it.

  • 3/10? you're very generous

  • please dont tell me you bought this. if so, youre the 1 person who did. how this game is $40-$50 is beyond me. review chicken shoot, that is probably better

  • Tell me about it :P I survived.

  • People don't even BOTHER to mention the few GOOD things about it.

  • such as ??

  • Like the movie, but this looks crap!

  • i give tis game a 0/10 to graphics

    0/10 to gameplay

    0/10 to music and

    0/10 to jumper and producers

    hate the game

    to ppl who make the game

    you all rush to much

    if you all see tis

    well

    it sucks

  • I enjoyed the movie. This game was fucking shit though.

  • I tested this game for 4 months. It was TORTURE! I wanted to JUMP off a cliff.

  • The movie was pretty good, but this game looks like it sucks like most other movie video games, i would say just rent it

  • The book's decent.

    The movie's bad.

    The game's even worse.

  • The book is bad, the movie is bad, the game is bad. This game has "Jumper" the shark! It might as well not exist.

  • movie is pretty good, game sucks.

  • omg what a lame game it looks verry bad ,trash,breauk

  • the movie was great but couldve been better IMO, but this game sucks, do you realy need to teleport 5 ft away from where you were to hit someone?

  • I love Jumper the movie, and it makes me sick to think that someone would even consider wrecking the Jumper name by making sucks a TERRIBLE game!

    Altough this game probably couldnt have been made worse i dont think we will ever see a game successfully using teleporting.. Im sorry to say this, but its the truth..

  • this game is awful. the jumper only teleports short distances. the review guy is right, this game should be called nightcrawler. all this may truly disappoint the gamers especially jumper fans

  • It doesn't even deserve that high of a grade

  • wO.ow

    such a lame game made me hungry

  • the movie is great dont listen to the critics because they got it wrong i loved the film and anyone hu dryed it would to

  • I kind of got into the cool sci-fi ideas depicted in the movie trailers, so I read the book, and I must say it was awesome. I don't know if I could take the blow of watching the movie now. The idea of instant free teleportation in a game sounds cool but also near impossible, both from a control and computing perspective (though portal begs to differ). I look at this gameplay and shed a tear both for the glory that could have been, and for the disaster that never should have.

  • wow this looks gay

    the grphics dont look so great either

    i was about to get this game should i

    i have ps2.someone answer me please

  • this game suks ballllllllllllllssssssssssssss­s