Rachel Maddow's Campaign Asylum: Fred Thompson's Sex Appeal

[Thinbluelinebrat]

I've been researching past years' Maddow commentary, in analysis of said commentator's steadfastness on currently expressed position within political commentary (so far it's an A+). But holy shit this warrants a ROMFFLMFAO. Does Ms. Maddow have her SAG card yet? Too frickin' funny. Unexpected comedic genius from the expected intellectually gifted. Which, in any human being, equals the perfect storm, in my experience. SNL hosting gig is a natural here...

[gohelio]

oh my god -- 2:53 i died. i literally died....hahahaha after the day i had today i totally needed this! :)

[Scott89119]

Haha I love Rachel she's hilarious.

[LucasEllerNewYork]

She's the best :)

[calliopelynx]

rachel maddow is glorious! <3

[Bathoryfan1990]

ROFL and dying :-))

[japanrussell]

Well, got to give her credit for being a mad-genius at spinning just about anything. She has incredible skill to spin and I tip my hat to her for that. However, I fucking hate her guts and want to kill her. That is the only negative point I have on her. Guess I will just have to agree to disagree, and while spinning the news is as old as time, it has always been a disservice to humanity and its proponderance has led to exactly the kind of stereo-typing she has tried to wage war against.

[Peco014]

Rachel Maddow ROX!!!

[bellbeni]

cute hair!

[bluegrrl70]

japanfisting, It has become crystal clear that you are a lonely, angry, frightened little man. It explains why you resent the lovely RM so much she has and is all the things that you will and could never be. Shes intelligent strong, sexy, secure, successful, and could have her pick of ladies eager to get with her. These are all things you will never know. That explains why you haunt her videos to impotently and pitiably rage against her.

[KeithOlberdunce]

I guess some people would consider Maddow an attractive guy...

[bluegrrl70]

I guess they would, unlike Fred Thompson.

[Japandrifting]

ha ha. that big bull dyke rachel mad-dyke(get it?) is just jealous because a white male bagged a hot babe that wouldn't give mad-dyke(get it?) the time of day. thompson must have something that hot piece of ass likes i.e. charm, money, big white dick all except for the white dick, mad-dyke(get it?) has none of. ha ha. ha ha. dykes will burn in hell.

[bluegrrl70]

japanfisting tuba boy, thanks for the laughs, moron.

your fear of women and lesbians in particular is amusing in its ridiculoousness. if you think fred thompson is a pimp, you are a lonely boy dear.

[Japandrifting]

What's the difference between a ritz cracker and a dyke?

One's a snack cracker, the other a crack snacker!

[bluegrrl70]

japanfisitng tuba boy, i htink you're confused again.

that's the difference between a ritz and your mom, tuba baby. but we all know she lets you snack on her crack when she lets you out from under the stairs. good boy.

[Japandrifting]

dykegirl70-- ha ha. you spelled think wrong. what's funny is you did it right before you said "confused." ha ha. classic. you're losing it. rachel mad-dyke(get it?) is nothing but low-level entertainment that only bitter, hateful dykes such as you enjoy. now get back to playing your tuba. you have a big day tomorrow at walmart. ha ha. "ntink." ha ha. what a dumb fuck. you make dykes look really, really bad. ha ha. "ntink." ha ha.

[bluegrrl70]

japanfisting tuba boy, is that all ya got moron? typos? Can't make any other points? Lol. Back under the stairs. Maybe mom will let you out later so you can give her her weekly enema.

if you hate maddow and dykes so much, why do you haunt her videos, LOSER???

[Japandrifting]

dykegirl is a huge kool-aid drinker. i have pointed out several examples of rachel mad-dykes (get it?) hatred of men and everything else, but dykegrrl70 denies it. why? cause she lives in the land of oz.

[bluegrrl70]

whatsamatter japanfisting tuba boy, afraid to respond to me directly now. LOL! Coward.

you have proved nothing and pointed out nothing, other than the fact that you're just a troll hater and a complete and total loser.

back under the stairs, tuba boy. your mom's coming.

[Japandrifting]

dykegirl---- so you decided to show your fat ugly face. it i am playing a tuba then i got it from your house. you keep ducking my call outs on rachel mad-dkye (get it?) and you never admit you are a hater.

[bluegrrl70]

japanfisting tuba boy, i'm not ducking anything, moron. you have yet to make a single point. the only thing you have proven beyond a shadow of a doubt is that you're an idiot and a troll. back under the stairs, tuba boy loser.

[Japandrifting]

dykegirl--- ha ha. what a loser. as i have and will continue to point out, dykegirl70 refuses to admit any of mad-dyke's(get it?) hatefule diatribes. i have shown in an overwhelming fashion the exact moments of mad-dyke's(get it?) hate, yet the kool-aid moron that is dykegirl70 turns her head. ha ha. she is trapped inside a little cave by her blind hatred of men. ha ha. swallow it you cunt. ha ha.

[bluegrrl70]

japanfisting tuba boy, the only thing you have shown in an overwhelming fashion is that you are a moron and a loser.

the one instance where you bothered to offer proof of maddow's alleged hatred of men was a video of her making fun of the republican notion that the corpse of fred thompson had a certain sex appeal. it figures you wouldn't get it. you're not exactly "astute" or liable to pick up on anything as subtle as lampooning an old coot. you probably are one yourself. lol.

[bluegrrl70]

ever notice how the hater trolls always start out criticizing on the maddow videos about how awful rachel is as a commentator and analyst, but when you ask them for examples or to explain, they launch into the real problem for them-lesbian and liberal. and they have no rational explanation for why they're so hateful, besides their personal bias. which is fine, be as biased as you want, but don't try to pretend it's fact that everyone needs to adhere to. it's your own bias. don't watch then, duh.

[Japandrifting]

dykegirl70--- i have cited many instances of the mat hater rachel mad-dyke (get it?) but you fail to acknowledge them. as i said before, your hatred of men blinds you to the truth. if you want an example of mad-dykes's(get it?) hatred of men then push play on the above video and watch until 3:06 and that will be example #1. you smelly, carpet muching bull dyke. now get back to work at walmart. ha ha. i win, you lose.

[bluegrrl70]

japanfisting tuba boy, no, you have not cited a single example of anything other than your irrational hatred of women and lesbians in particular.

this video isn't about man-hating, moron, it's a about goofing on one man's alleged sexual magnetism that, like yours, simply doesn't exist. i'm sure you can relate, and maybe that's why you're so bent out of shape about it.

run along, your mom's calling.

[calliopelynx]

Rachel Maddow is fucking beautiful. :D

[Japandrifting]

this ugly dyke has got to go. hateful, talks like a man, bitter, not funny, talks out of the side of her mouth, and she pisses standing up. dykeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[bluegrrl70]

japandrifting, why are you trolling all of rachel's videos all over YT leaving hateful comments if you're not a fan? it seems odd to occupy yourself with something you profess NOT to enjoy.

[Japandrifting]

uglygrrl170--- first, you don't ask the questions are here, i do. second, do you dream about being fist fucked by rosie o donnel? ha ha. you're a dyke

[bluegrrl70]

japanfisting, yes, i am a dyke. you act like it's an insult to call a dyke a dyke. duh? and no, i don't care much for rosie and don't have the same fisting fantasy you clearly have.

what does the "i'll ask the questions around here" mean? lol. thumping your puny chest trying to assert yourself? funny little man.

[Japandrifting]

dykegrrl70--- your hatred for men is coming out strongly. just like your dyke god maddow or madyke. ha ha. god i am good. hey do you want to know how popular your dyke lover maddow is? mcnbc is #31 in the cable ratings poll. ha ha. and maddow has one of the lowest shares when she is on tv. eventually she will get carried away w/ herself and bash men too much and she will be canned. from there she will get a tiny talk show on some low frequency am station. the future is dim for that DYKE>

[bluegrrl70]

japanfisting, though your foaming-at-the-mouth commentary is amusing, you are completely pulling it out of your ass (which I'm sure is not an unusual sensation for you). i don't hate men at all, nor does maddow exhibit a hatred of men. i think you may be projecting your overall sense of being a loser as people rejecting you.

[Japandrifting]

dykegirl---- i see you have taken a break from fisting yourself with you rosi o'donnal dildo. listen here you man hating cunt. men rule the world. get over it. you will always live in a man's world. even in islamic countries, which maddow is always saying are innocent, they make women cover themselves, which is what they should do to that dyke maddow. ha ha. go munch on some carpet you cunt.

[bluegrrl70]

japanfisting, lol. you really are a funny little man!

when has maddow ever said islamic countries are innocent of anything? what are they guilty of, btw?

[Japandrifting]

dykegirl---  so i see you put down your hustler. maddow has always defended the "poor people of iraq." never admitting that hussein and his sons raped more women than any leaders of our time. speaking of rape. was it your dad or uncle who raped you? or was it your tuba teacher? i think i am the only one who talks to you. i feel bad for you. i bet you have big man hands. do you get aroused at the smell of rotten fish?

[bluegrrl70]

japanfisting, maddow is always defending the "poor people of iraq?" she has never said "the poor people of iraq." lol. idiot.

she is aware, as is the entire world, that hussein and his sons were psychopaths. is that why we invaded iraq? cuz the hussein boys were raping women there? is that what it is now, instead of wmds? moron.

um, yeah, no i wasn't raped and that's what made me gay. though i bet your mere presence has turned countless women gay. lol. asshat.

[Japandrifting]

angrydykegirl---- oh she is always saying the poor people of iraq. say do you get turned on by the little first that are to the right of everyone's comments? you know? the thumbs up or down? do they remind you of your jody foster knuckle dildo? ha ha.

[bluegrrl70]

japanfisting, why no, i never even saw the thumbs up/down icon quite like that...leave it to you to make the ASSociation, though. always thinking of something to shove up your ass, hmm?

and no, maddow is not always saying the poor people of iraq this or that. prove it. when?

there you go again with your jodie foster knuckle dildo. lol. maybe you should just buy your own if your mom won't share hers anymore.

[Japandrifting]

from now on we are going to call you angry knuckle girl. i bet you love hillary clinton don't you? ha ha. dyke lover.

[bluegrrl70]

japanfisting, you can call me anything you like. i still don't get the knuckle thing though? is that how big your wee wee is? one knuckle? lol.

[Japandrifting]

dykegirl--- you're the one who played the tuba in the marching band not me. you don't wear make-up and don't shave your vagina,legs and armpits. you give new menaing to fat hairy bulldyke. you're bitter and hateful-- pure evil. but your mom sure likes my big dick. i slap it on her hollow head . . . kinda like playing a drum. ha ha. i win, yet again. you loser.

[bluegrrl70]

japanfisting, i don't understand your obsession with the tuba? is it because you have to blow into it, and that's the only action you get? did your mom play tuba or something? odd....

again, the only one around here demonstrating they are bitter and hateful would be you, my sad little friend.

i'm beginning to realize you haunt the rachel maddow videos antagonizing people because it's the only way anyone, especially women, will pay any attention to you whatsoever. you are clearly very lonely.

[Japandrifting]

here are some famous quotes by dykegirl70:

"Do you have this strap on in a different color?"

"Welcome to Walmart. Would you like a basket?"

"So you're saying if I eat your pussy that I can have the job?"

"Yes I weigh 350lbs so what."

"Do you have anything here that cures a smelly pussy cause mine smells?"

[bluegrrl70]

japanfisting, once again you seem to be projecting your conflicted and confused feelings about your mother onto me. those are actually things she has said, dear.

why such a woman hater? mom stop putting out?

[bluegrrl70]

japanfisting, to repeat: i'm beginning to realize you haunt the rachel maddow videos antagonizing people because it's the only way anyone, especially women, will pay any attention to you whatsoever. you are clearly very lonely since your mom has stopped letting you ride her.

[Japandrifting]

dykegirl--- oh, look the little tuba playing dyke got her wittle feelings hurt. wah wah. daddy didn't show you enough attention so now you hate men. wah wah. cry. say if walmart isn't paying you enough you can always have a job washing my new 7series. ha ha. you're a loser. dyke.

[bluegrrl70]

japanfisting, you're not hurting my feelings, mamma's boy. go back under the stairs little troll. lol. mom's coming! don't let her catch you out!

i don't hate men, but technically you're not one of those either, troll boy.

[bluegrrl70]

i'm beginning to realize you haunt the rachel maddow videos antagonizing people because it's the only way anyone, especially women, will pay any attention to you whatsoever.

[Japandrifting]

dykegirl--- of course i am hurting your feelings. it shows in your angry man hating posts. it's obvious that you have no life as you post here every two seconds. i guess you are not getting any action from your dyke friends which really shows where you are at in life. i guess you can always practice your tuba. or watch ellen, trim your beard, wash your vagina, or look for a better job.

[bluegrrl70]

japanfisting troll, prove how i hate on men here, idiot. i'm only arguing with you, and you're not a man, just a motherhumping trollboy who has no other way to get attention than to go on a hate rampage. loser.

[bluegrrl70]

i post on here very two seconds in response to your posting on here every two seconds, asshole! LOL! what a fucking moron. seriously.

[Japandrifting]

dykegirl--- you need to get a life. go outside and talk to men. stop staying home, playing the tuba while watching ladies bowling. did you get job yet? ha ha.

[bluegrrl70]

japanfisting, um, moron, so what are you doing on here? mom let you out from under the stairs? asshole.

did you get rejected by a girl who played the tuba? lol. idiot. you seem pretty hung up about it.

[Japandrifting]

dykegirl--- why did you take down the videos of you playing the tuba? you look like john travolta's dead son.

[bluegrrl70]

japanfisting, wow, trollboy, reaching much? besides being incredibly clueless and insensitive to a poor dead boy, the travolta thing just doesn't make sense.

and again with the tuba.

did your mom play tuba? does she still, and you're jealous of your mom blowing the tuba more than she blows you? lol. fucking idiot.

[deabrat]

boogiechillen123, why do you keep posting these stupid comments on loads of rachel maddow videos? looks like somone has a little unhealthy obsession...

anyway rachel is really beautiful in my opinion. for god sake most women on tv look like they came out of a barbie doll factory (with the air head to match).

[frigidifold]

some people just can't handle a short-haired woman who doesn't wear makeup!!

Her face is actually really beautiful, if beauty consists of more than shiny lip gloss and long, luxurious hair.

[bluegrrl70]

why do you follow her vids on YT if you don't like her, just to make silly comments?

[bluegrrl70]

wokka chikka wokka chikka

[diaraqmon]

This is by far one of my favorite Rachel Maddow clips. It is sooo funny, I love the way she describes and jokes around about Thompson, and her overall demeanor (facial expressions/ speech inflections- humor- charisma, etc.)

BUT MOST OF ALL, LETS TALK ABOUT HER SEX APPEAL!!!! (yup that purrrrrrrrrrr thing is quite hot) if only she would let a little more loose on her new tv show... perhaps after all this election junk she will?

Keep Rocking On my sexy Rachel Maddow kitty!!

bow chicka wow wow

[bluegrrl70]

she's so damned cute.

oh, and smart. and funny. ;0)

i wish i could get a sample of her doing that purr/growl thing....

[jiwdan416]

All Fred needs is 2 bolts coming out of his neck.......sexy fredinstien!!!!!

[NoGuff]

Which college did Maddows play football for? Was it a PAC-10 team?

[supremejuice]

I am a black completly hetero male but i have to admit something. She is pretty hot 2 be honest.

[reddhen]

I'm a black completly queer female and I agree she is hot ( and very smart, which is a part of her hotness)

[eusiron]

God she's hot. I want her.

[mozart20dlubos]

she's gay.

[eusiron]

Uh yeah. What's your point?

[mozart20dlubos]

Oh sorry, I didn't know you're a dyke.

[eusiron]

Oh sorry, I didn't know you were rejected by women because they turned out to be lesbians. Don't worry though, I'm sure most of them just said it to get rid of you. :)

[mozart20dlubos]

Right, whatever you say.

[neptuneisbleeding]

me too

me too

me three!!!

[8897670]

(spot-on.... a belated_5* ;)

[eccentricXXX]

she's hot!

[beteck123]

she is very hot.but dresses like a lesbian,or is she?

[eccentricXXX]

Actually you just hit the nail right on the head because i just read about her and she is a lesbian.. (which of course is alright with me). she's still hot!!

[clarasdaugther1]

LOL... YES, she is a lesbian...

i thinks she's great!

[AnadArt]

I thought she did well showing the "smarmyness" of Thompson.

[bobbiejean87]

I love Rachel! She cracks me the hell up.

[bennygale]

Rachel Maddow is wonderful! There is hope yet for this country.

[goodni2]

Wow did Nixon really say that? Hilarious.

[Rayman49th]

According to the template Rachel has used on Fred Thompson, Barak Obama has no business as being a candidate, as he has far less experience than Thompson, and has done far less.

[APFCommish]

I've always argued that voters look at style rather substance. We don't elect a person's policies, we elect a person's character. Whether thats a good thing or not i'll leave up to you guys. But people seem to think Fred presents well.

What's ironic about Rachel's piece is that her presentation was so "smarmy" (to quote a fellow commenter) that it actually nullified any of the points she made. Judging by the negative response Rachel is getting, people do think presentation counts for something.

[MizDaisyCutter]

"Negative response"? Most of the comments here are positive. As for "smarmy," to whom are you comparing her...Limbaugh, Savage, Ingraham? They're as smarmy as they come.

[chopperdan88]

the reason for him not being in the military during Vietnam is because he was in politics, albeit he was just starting out, but he was in politics. and that was enough to keep him from sweatin' in the jungle.

[chopperdan88]

somehow i think that all of those descriptions you stated about Mr. Thompson are more suited to you; you smarmy, lesbian-looks like a man republican-hater communist abortion-rights activist self-proclaiming ACLU-loving dike!

you'll never be equal to someone of Mr. Thompson's status. just you remember that

[SailorBarsoom]

One difference being that Rachel doesn't present herself as a pro-life Republican with those oh-so-important traditional family values.

The problem isn't Thompson's positions, past, or politics; it's that those three things don't match up.

[MizDaisyCutter]

As if there were something wrong with being a Rethuglican-hater, an abortion-rights activist, an ACLU supporter, a lesbian, or even a woman who just doesn't look "girly-girly." And as if the word "Communist" as an insult weren't even more dated, tired, and unimaginative than the word "liberal." What's wrong, hon, get bored on Free Republic?

[travisalger]

Fred gets called out:

/watch?v=Y0IBQCw0aEg

[buddyfreakinholly]

Great video, but you forgot to mention that Fred is a CFR member.

[intrepidxxx]

I love you Rachel - you are mucho sexy,

bella mia [O8

massimo

[bold4eagle]

This guy sounds like a female??

[jonedelleman]

This guy is a woman. And she is not telling the truth. And because Fred married someone 20 years younger than himself, he is a bad man ? Come off it. He also explained his abortion stance. Come off it, Rachel.

[venios32]

You know why Fred Thompson won't win? We haven't elected a bald guy since Eisenhower!

[Parker307]

Great stuff. Thompson does have a good voice. No anonymous movie guy voice overs on his campaign TV ads. People really want a president who can speak well. It's been so long there

s a real hunger for that.

[Cooltruth11]

How drunk did you have to get to find Fred Thompson sexy? Somebody sounds desperate to get laid... (LOL!)

[UnklRudi]

How sex starved would one be to find Thompson sexy?

My prediction: he'll go nowhere. He's been clever in waiting to announce, avoiding talking on the issues, but once repubs see that he's more of the same, the thrill will be gone.

[mohamie]

you are gay correct? of course you would'nt think he was sexy

[seajayf]

do you? I'm not but I don't think that any particularly gender preference is necessary to say the guy is a whole lot of tequila shots short of sexy

[CityzenJane]

ummm bottles...

[JiveDadson]

Go easy on him, Rachel. We need him to split the pro-war vote.

[Plisko1]

Great work Rachel. And most importantly, hat tip to your editor and graphic person who really help keep your talking head interesting. This ain't radio and I'm glad you get that. Now if it were me I would rip those headphones off your head put on a clip mic and find a decent backdrop. . . but that's just me. :)

[skeeveskeeve]

Good job Rachel. Stand up straight, you look like a slouch, Christ.

[expatted]

The gay bomb? Rachel? Are you sexually confused like Larry Craig? Vote for Freddie if you want another killing-machine-ghoul in the White House. He's the worst of the litter, and that's pretty bad-- very bad.

[TbirdJL05]

I think gay bomb was a reference to where she was introduced as being a "gay bomb" on countdown (guest hosted by someone else) on a story about the making of a "gay bomb" (look it up on YT)...not meant to be offensive

[MahatmaElliotNess]

The gay bomb strikes again!!!!!

Nobody tell the Pentagon about her.

[getplaning]

Rachel Maddow would make a fantastic White House Press Secretary.

[jonedelleman]

nah - too flippy.

[jkbowman1]

They only reason they think he has sex appeal is because his face looks like a scrotum. Republicans just don't get it.

[seajayf]

yuk-yuk-yuk, you said what I couldn't put word to!

[distanthowl]

Hey doubleg 137

My apologies. I jumped the gun on my comment without realizing you were one of us, (though with much better manners)and were replying to another post. Many I'm sorries, and keep up the great work.

noleg000 with creme pie on my face.

[distanthowl]

"How many men named "Rachel" do you (I) know?" Just one at the moment, and damn ain't he/she hot!!!

You keep working on that consciousness thang. Which could involve you coming through the 19th, then the 20th, then right on into now, that would be the 21st century, sweetheart. You'll make it yet.

tripleg383

[Martysword]

Rachel,

Purrrrrfection.

[meowomon]

Rachel is so fucking hot. Call me!

[timmytickles]

oh freddie, smother me in your flabby man-bazooms & keep me safe from the boogieman!

[wilywondr]

Hillaryous.

Is it possible to be sick of someone's campaign-to-be-president before they supposedly start their campaign-to-be-president? I am glad he finally entered the race so now he can move along to being irrelevant.

[adamsfall]

Grrrrrrr! Freddies' a tiger!

[leducred]

funny and true

well done

[doubleg137]

Damn.. that was funny. Thanks Rachel!

[ffirb]

Great another neo-nut with fake family values!

[khackney]

Is this DJ a guy or a woman??

[doubleg137]

How many men named "Rachel" do you know?

[qwe1231]

Very nice -- a particularly entertaining (and informative) episode!

[voyzovrezon]

Hilarious! I don't think Karl Rove getting done a week before Thompson announces his candidacy is a coincidence. Rove is working to build up Thompson's "appeal."

[LowBudgetPuppets]

That was brutal enough that it almost makes me feel for sorry for him.

... I wonder who would win a Thompson vs. Hillary sex appeal showdown...

OK nevermind I have to vomit now.

- The Sock

[Revampious]

Imagine them together...

[LowBudgetPuppets]

No thank you, vomit induction instigator.

- The Sock

[iNatedotws]

Great video Rachel!

[McLir]

Best one yet, Rachel. Too funny.

[GrantBlue]

LOL

Hilarious and well put, Rachel

[lifter1204]

Wonderful! Rach once again nailed the far right bastards!

[DblOSmith]

Awesome.

[Tritium8]

hehe, nice one!

[ScoundrelLB]

love you rachel - that cracked me up!