1:37 Metal Metal land driver's test: 1. Is Gwar kickass? Hell Yeah!!!!!! 2. Do all cars have to be V8 and above to be considered a car Yes 3. What do you do when you see a wigger? run over him, back up over him, repeat 10X 4. Is its appropriate to listen to mainstream? Fuck NO 5. What do you do when an emo is in your lane? Gun the motor and run his ass over 6. True or false: Always go the sped limit. What the fuck is a speed limit Grade: A+
ive listened to this song 45 times in a row YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
When it comes to music, most genres only have fans. Metal has worriers!!! Metal is a way of life! A religon! It can even be your girlfriend if you want!
you lose anything in the mosh pit it stays lost!! ive lost a Teeshirt. and some dude lost his phone and there was a girl who thought it was a good idea to walk around mosh pit in bra and panties.... BAD IDEA HA
@Korndude4561 I agree, they are fantastic. The greatest ever? Not quite. The dark period spanning the toilet earth and we kill everything albums will forever be a blemish on an otherwise stellar band.
@nikkivixen1 This Toilet Earth and Ragnarock rocked hard man. Even a lot of stuff on Carnival of Chaos and We Kill Everything was good. Jagermonster and Baby Raper rocked.
this was the song they opened with at the croc rock...it was fucking awesome....I didnt get a chance to hear anything except Let Us Slay before this tour so I was stoked to hear a new GWAR song (to me) and get in the pit...not one white spot left on my GWAR shirt....."There's a world of which I've heard Far beyond the sky"
"All the chicks are strippers All their father's proud" favorite lines of the song...fucking GWAAAAR
Violence has Arrived was fuckin badass but what the hell? Lust is a masterpiece, Let us Slay being just a short stop. I think you need to listen to the whole album dude..
@TheSmiterer The production quality on VHA was as bad as WKE, the songs were just better. This album has both so your either a troll or you just don't have a fucking clue what your talking about.
haha i just saw gwar for my first time in december and they played this song it was so sick but Oderus Urungus was so stoned on crack of course that half the time he just said blah blah blah lol starting to forget his lines but it was still the sweetest show ive been to
@allheroadam1 I make a game out of that shit. I try to decipher what Brockie is screaming. He changes the lyrics live a lot. It's funny as hell. If you can actually understand him, you'll laugh your ass of at some of the shit he says.
steal a car, add rockets to it, do some coke, shred some riffs, get your metal loving friends,.... maybe bring a hooker or two. after that i think the rest is easy.
Seen them Seven tours. I even followed them once (I miss those high school days when I could do that). Let me say this: Tylenol, a GWAR (and metal) fans best friend.
yeah, never wear loose fitting pants while everyone is jumping up and down around you, and watch out for those E-Tards who think stealing pants is cool. I had to walk like 3 miles to 7-11 all bloody and shit in my boxers so i could call a friend to pick me up. Lost my damn keys, that bitch! You know how hard it is to get into a 7-11 at 9:30 at night, all bloody with nuthin but a ripped shirt and boxers and convince them to use their phone?!?!?
@ice788 my first time seeing em i was about 3 rows from the front, until my loose fitting shoe came off and got lost in the waving sea of people...good thing they were the last band.
Metalhead15712 3 weeks ago 2
killer solo!!!
Mohawkdudethrasher 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
Gwar are nothing but bono groupies
Fishfux 2 months ago
yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabest muics ever
ShermTheGerm77 3 months ago
HAIL METAL HAIL GWAR
JorgeTheBarbarian 3 months ago
Rest in Peace Flattus Maximus, have fun shredding in Metal Metal Land!
Prometherion912 4 months ago 8
ive listened to this song 45 times in a row YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
gubtick 4 months ago
R.I.P. Flattus Maximus
mrwiskerz666 4 months ago
This song makes me so happy <3
Erlingar1 4 months ago
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This song rocks so fucking hard it makes my balls hurt!!!
All their fathers...proud!
agarwaen99 5 months ago
This song rocks so fucking hard it makes my balls hurt!!!
All their fathers...proud!
agarwaen99 5 months ago
Ironic that this is the punkiest song on the album?
dubya68 5 months ago
@dubya68 TRACK 5 IS THE "PUNKIEST" POSER NIGGER JEW
JordC604 5 months ago
@JordC604 You're only 2/3 right. I am a "Nigger Jew" but not a poser my good friend.
dubya68 5 months ago
@dubya68 by nigger jew thats just jargon for being a troll?
StephenWestSyd 3 months ago
Ironic that this is the punkiest song on the album??
dubya68 5 months ago
*Eviscerates 1 Person and Hugs 156 People*
It's AWESOME!!
EZikry10 6 months ago
"every day is night, except of course when night is day but then there is no light" LMFAO
guilleg4 7 months ago
Here in Metal Metal Land, nothing ever dies. Except of course our enemies and they're attracting metal flies.
brnleague99 7 months ago
i always wanted to go to vahalla but metal metal land sounds so fucking badass! \m/
TheVahallaknight 8 months ago 16
\m/ thats all i have to say
biggelsworth96 8 months ago
Lmao. Metal plane on metal trip. Awesome.
AxemGoner 8 months ago
good music i respect GWAR alot, just they copied the KISS love gun album cover ,jus sayin
theNCtime 9 months ago
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o0Nasildrip0o 9 months ago
@theNCtime It's a parody. Lol.
AxemGoner 8 months ago
@theNCtime fuck dude, i was wondering where the fuck they got that from.
haveyouseencrazy 8 months ago
Metal up your fucking ass!!!!
undeadgods 10 months ago 2
Metal Metal Land reminds me of the "Play Place" at Dimmu Burger!
Tr3y00 10 months ago 4
Such a great song, More people shound atleast hear about this song, its great :).
It deserves millions of views, and Gwar deserves millions of fans. LONG LIVE METAL. Hope to see these guys in concert someday.
IronMongooseLive 10 months ago 2
I say people should dress up in Gwar costumes,and beat the fuckers up who listen to pop.
haveyouseencrazy 10 months ago 3
@haveyouseencrazy I already beat you to it
Metalhead15712 5 months ago
1 person smashed their face too hard
22Armored 10 months ago
1 person smashed their face too hard
22Armored 10 months ago
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Mackin78 10 months ago
Bullet Belts and denim jackets, Crystal Meth in tiny packets!
These guys are fucking geniuses. How do they come up with such creative master pieces?
MetalGodsFTW 10 months ago
"insert joke about dislike bar"
mrTWATSTER 11 months ago 2
I hate sluttyness.. And I love 80s Hair bands ... So I won`t ever go to live in there
BlueRivaly 11 months ago
1 person went to never never land
IronMongooseLive 11 months ago 4
1 Faggot.
bumcunt 11 months ago
When it comes to music, most genres only have fans. Metal has worriers!!! Metal is a way of life! A religon! It can even be your girlfriend if you want!
PohatuJr 11 months ago
GWAR is KING !
klobiber 1 year ago
This song is the way that every one should live.
ZENXMETAL 1 year ago
anyone got a stolen car and room for one more i want to go!11
huntinhumans 1 year ago
METAL UP YOUR FUCKING ASS!!!
Tr3y00 1 year ago
God damn never realized how awesome these guys are no wonder they kicked my ass
ChristJesus85 1 year ago
@ChristJesus85 you got owned along with your pesky morality squad
thenoobisback121895 11 months ago
Well looks like i got a new religion :D
mrbattlenet 1 year ago 2
The guy who didn't like this song got raped by aliens
Gaizer666 1 year ago
I am proud to call myself a Scumdog. I would submit to the will of GWAR in a heartbeat.
TheKylemon 1 year ago 3
26k views? come on people thats enough to start a city at least!
syntheticskull 1 year ago
@syntheticskull Well... Lets go! Will all the chicks be strippers? If so, I am so down.
metalklown 1 year ago
this was really fucking good live
LolOmmfgWtf 1 year ago
Sounds like the world in Brutal Legend :P
I want to go to Metal Metal Land!
jamesrocks4eva 1 year ago 2
@jamesrocks4eva letts go to Metal Metal Land!
therev464 1 year ago
mittu mita paskaa
isobodari1 1 year ago
you lose anything in the mosh pit it stays lost!! ive lost a Teeshirt. and some dude lost his phone and there was a girl who thought it was a good idea to walk around mosh pit in bra and panties.... BAD IDEA HA
huntinhumans 1 year ago
LONG LIVE THE METAL!!!!
Maliseetkaratemaster 1 year ago
METAL!!!! >.<!!
Maliseetkaratemaster 1 year ago
THESE LYRICS ARE METAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! \,,/
panteralover23 1 year ago
I just saw GWAR last night in Little Rock, AR and it was EPIC...Did NOT want the night to end. Might try to get some of the vids on here soon.
pierce2504 1 year ago
this song cannot be more awesome
BoNursukker 1 year ago
I must find this mystical land of Metal
ryanfar0 1 year ago
Metal Metal Land: All the chicks are strippers, all their fathers proud. (That's the travel brochure right there...)
brnleague99 1 year ago
I want to live in Metal Metal Land!
chaospoet 1 year ago
i think ill postpone my suicide
mickydgirl 1 year ago 3
@mickydgirl
LOL
angstacy69 1 year ago
BULLET BELTS AND DENIM JACKETS CRYSTAL METH IN TINY PACKETS WICTESH WARLOCKS DEMON SEEDS BOOZE AND COOZE AND WEED AND SPEED FTW!!!
Darkspin13 1 year ago
Best song on the album. At first I thought it was a joke. Later I realized how truly metal it was. Should have known from the title, duh.
angstacy69 1 year ago
ALL HAIL Oderus Urungus
DrQxx 1 year ago 3
All GWAR fans should rise up and take over the earth.
nikkivixen1 1 year ago
@nikkivixen1 fuck the kissarmy were the GWARMADA
Zeraigan 1 year ago
@nikkivixen1 all 50 of them. lol jks
CorpseEye 1 year ago
NO i SERIOUSLY think that this is the greatest band ever. EVERY SINGLE song is good, except pocket pool, mehh
Korndude4561 1 year ago
@Korndude4561 I agree, they are fantastic. The greatest ever? Not quite. The dark period spanning the toilet earth and we kill everything albums will forever be a blemish on an otherwise stellar band.
nikkivixen1 1 year ago
@nikkivixen1 This Toilet Earth and Ragnarock rocked hard man. Even a lot of stuff on Carnival of Chaos and We Kill Everything was good. Jagermonster and Baby Raper rocked.
TheCongzilla 1 year ago
@Korndude4561 lol Pocket Pool is awesome.
TheCongzilla 1 year ago
this was the song they opened with at the croc rock...it was fucking awesome....I didnt get a chance to hear anything except Let Us Slay before this tour so I was stoked to hear a new GWAR song (to me) and get in the pit...not one white spot left on my GWAR shirt....."There's a world of which I've heard Far beyond the sky"
"All the chicks are strippers All their father's proud" favorite lines of the song...fucking GWAAAAR
gooseGWAR 1 year ago
metal metal land best song ever
brockgg123 1 year ago
Fuck going to Disney this year, I'm going to Metal Metal Land. How cool would it be if there was a Metal Amusement park?!
TouchMyBalsac 1 year ago 4
@TouchMyBalsac
I think we all know what we'd ride there.
ImTheKobold 1 year ago
bananna boat fantasy sucks, GOD WHAT AN AWFUL RAQUET
Wanda1223 1 year ago
shit album is shit.
not sure what they were smoking inbetween beyond hell and this trash but it clearly wasn't crack.
TheSmiterer 1 year ago
@TheSmiterer
Are you fucking serious? Beyond Hell was good but Lust is one of their best albums
Sometimes I wish I had a Troll detector so I could tell if someone's kidding when they say something fucking stupid like this
ImTheKobold 1 year ago
@ImTheKobold Lust is shit. The only good song is Let us Slay. Violence has Arrived is clearly their best album so you quite obviously suck cock.
TheSmiterer 1 year ago
@TheSmiterer
Violence has Arrived was fuckin badass but what the hell? Lust is a masterpiece, Let us Slay being just a short stop. I think you need to listen to the whole album dude..
ImTheKobold 1 year ago
@TheSmiterer LMAO, weird qualifications for sucking cock
fward101 1 year ago
@TheSmiterer The production quality on VHA was as bad as WKE, the songs were just better. This album has both so your either a troll or you just don't have a fucking clue what your talking about.
TheCongzilla 1 year ago
@TheSmiterer oh cmon you know this is in their top 5 albums ever, don't lie to yourself ;)
the16th6toothson 1 week ago
LOVE. my entire family loves this song. it will be played at our wedding party.
lafrancios 1 year ago
i wanna fucking party here :)
MaxicanProductions 1 year ago
In Metal Metal Land; the only place to escape scene people and emos.
Transgression16 1 year ago 2
Bet the mosh pits in Metal Metal Land are even more brutal than in concert :P
stemon1980 1 year ago
Buh buh buh bullet belts and denim jackets!
Fuckin love this album it's a masterpiece
ImTheKobold 1 year ago
@RemixTacoKid you are an artard
masterdude619 1 year ago
Oderus Urungus does do crack! It's Brockie that claims to be the clean one ;)
TheDarkMephistophele 1 year ago 2
wish I lived in Metal Metal land.
Metalhead15712 1 year ago 29
haha i just saw gwar for my first time in december and they played this song it was so sick but Oderus Urungus was so stoned on crack of course that half the time he just said blah blah blah lol starting to forget his lines but it was still the sweetest show ive been to
allheroadam1 2 years ago
@allheroadam1 I make a game out of that shit. I try to decipher what Brockie is screaming. He changes the lyrics live a lot. It's funny as hell. If you can actually understand him, you'll laugh your ass of at some of the shit he says.
KalmaFox 1 year ago
fuck yes this song is the shit seen gwar 3 times and i cant wait to hear this song live
corbin36 2 years ago 2
Heavy metal is the law
Weakness means a broken jaw
Everything is loud and fast
METAL UP YOUR FUCKING ASS
best lyrics ever
covenantfighter 2 years ago 2
all the chicks are strippers thats AWSOME!!!
NickCAGE1000 2 years ago 2
i want to go to metal metal land :D
msleon147 2 years ago 4
great song! havent seen the album reviewd in metal hammer yet thaty sucks.
zotrablue 2 years ago
one of my favorite songs of all time.
X1SlothX1 2 years ago 2
lmao EVERY GIRL SUCKS EVERY COCK!!!!
lol
now thats awesome
ElDiabloEastSida 2 years ago 5
hahhaha ya when they came to calgary oderous was tweekin maadd
loserkid77 2 years ago
Lol saw them play this song live so FUCKING SICK!!! But Oderus was pretty stoned i think he kept replacing have the lyrics with BLAH BLAH BLAH.
Allheroatom1 2 years ago 2
yeah i saw him do that on the beyond hell tom green gig vere he would forget the lyrics and change the words!!
zotrablue 2 years ago 2
this song is badazz
badazzoverlord 2 years ago 4
this was so great live definitely my fave of the new album
maxcrazyman 2 years ago
i live in metal metal land .. every single day of my life.. fuck yeah!
ReRemixedLive 2 years ago
Woot! Metal Metal Land sounds like a kick ass theme park
xD
Chouji009 2 years ago 5
It's still safer than DisneyWorld though.
xsvmaster 2 years ago 34
oh my ...my ...yes!
zotrablue 2 years ago 2
So what do i gotta do to get to Metal Metal Land?
Dudemeistero 2 years ago 2
steal a car, add rockets to it, do some coke, shred some riffs, get your metal loving friends,.... maybe bring a hooker or two. after that i think the rest is easy.
al332 2 years ago 3
i think its right next to the wide world of sports
KETURI101 2 years ago
steal a car
BigPaperClip120 2 years ago
Saw GWAR this week(Friday). It was INSANE. They put on a fucking sick show.
Cheesyd00dle 2 years ago 2
ice 788 thats true
gothguitar13 2 years ago
this reminds me of rocky horror
carndawg 2 years ago
Sleazy P. Martini describes GWAR as a cross between Rocky Horror, the Simpsons, KISS (or KiZZ if you're on of those people) and the WWE.
xsvmaster 2 years ago
Best song on this album
Thatguy4737 2 years ago 3
Just saw Gwar last night!
Fucking amazing (of course)!!
They opened with this song. :D
jwboyd85652 2 years ago 5
Seen them Seven tours. I even followed them once (I miss those high school days when I could do that). Let me say this: Tylenol, a GWAR (and metal) fans best friend.
xsvmaster 2 years ago
must.. play... air guitar
BishopOfIncest 2 years ago 3
so good in concert
blackheart103 2 years ago
heaven
lighteater12 2 years ago
seen them with lamb of god and job for a cowboy oct.29th it was the best concert in the world!!!
kirkwells101 2 years ago
man i just fuckin saw gwar with lamb of god, best show ive ever been to, gwar is amazing. I'd call them gods if i didnt know they were aliens
Iaresatan 2 years ago
They are ailen gods! get it right!
tikiux5 2 years ago 4
this song is so funny and its really good
BoNursukker 2 years ago 5
I remember them in 07' during the sounds of the underground tour, i lost my pants in the mosh....good fuckin concert when ya loose your pants.
ice788 2 years ago 35
.....how the fuck.....? lol nice story xD
HammersmashedTaco 2 years ago
yeah, never wear loose fitting pants while everyone is jumping up and down around you, and watch out for those E-Tards who think stealing pants is cool. I had to walk like 3 miles to 7-11 all bloody and shit in my boxers so i could call a friend to pick me up. Lost my damn keys, that bitch! You know how hard it is to get into a 7-11 at 9:30 at night, all bloody with nuthin but a ripped shirt and boxers and convince them to use their phone?!?!?
ice788 2 years ago 65
dam, good story tho xD
HammersmashedTaco 2 years ago
HAHA
blackheart103 2 years ago
@ice788 Holy fuck that was the greatest comment ever
monkeymagoo47 1 year ago
@ice788 harden up bitch-nuts. whats with the negative connotation? that sounds awesome
jonpower93 1 year ago
@ice788 a good tip for these concerts keep one hand up at all times but you might wanna shave that pit..
RomanTheOmen 1 year ago
@ice788 LOLOLOL best story ever.
ZENXMETAL 1 year ago
@ice788 my first time seeing em i was about 3 rows from the front, until my loose fitting shoe came off and got lost in the waving sea of people...good thing they were the last band.
BohabRAGE 1 year ago
Theyve been opening with this song on the tour.. fuckin awesome!
KittieZombieSlayer 2 years ago
Dude i know it was sweet! I had no idea what they were saying though lol. That was one hell of a concert though no doubt.
TotalDoomsayer 2 years ago 2
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Jorgmandr 2 years ago
Sounds like my kind of town. Where exactly is it again?
ToxGarou 2 years ago 2
fucking outer space i bet!
sindrole 2 years ago 2
Well you gotta steal a car
then drive toward antarctica!
tikiux5 2 years ago
...so it's in Mexico then?
ToxGarou 2 years ago 3
Everything is loud and fast!
METAL UP YOUR FUCKING ASS!!!
24acers666 2 years ago
Here in Metal Metal Land everything is rock
Everyone is in a band every girl sucks every cock
Here in Metal Metal Land everything is hard
Except of corse the test you take to get a lisence for your car
BBBBullet belts and denim jackets. Crystal Meth in tiney
HERE IN METAL METAL LAND THIS ALBUM FUCKING ROCKS!!!!
crammage 2 years ago 7
FUCK YEAH!
Readsta 2 years ago 6
80's hair band are still hated!
childofhisblood 2 years ago 5
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tonkpils069 2 years ago
sick !!!
666Boognish666 2 years ago 7