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  • 1:37 Metal Metal land driver's test: 1. Is Gwar kickass? Hell Yeah!!!!!! 2. Do all cars have to be V8 and above to be considered a car Yes 3. What do you do when you see a wigger? run over him, back up over him, repeat 10X 4. Is its appropriate to listen to mainstream? Fuck NO 5. What do you do when an emo is in your lane? Gun the motor and run his ass over 6. True or false: Always go the sped limit. What the fuck is a speed limit Grade: A+
  • killer solo!!!

  • Gwar are nothing but bono groupies

  • yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaabest muics ever

    

  • HAIL METAL HAIL GWAR

  • Rest in Peace Flattus Maximus, have fun shredding in Metal Metal Land!

  • ive listened to this song 45 times in a row YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAa

  • R.I.P. Flattus Maximus

  • This song makes me so happy <3

  • This song rocks so fucking hard it makes my balls hurt!!!

    All their fathers...proud!

  • Ironic that this is the punkiest song on the album?

  • @dubya68 TRACK 5 IS THE "PUNKIEST" POSER NIGGER JEW

  • @JordC604 You're only 2/3 right. I am a "Nigger Jew" but not a poser my good friend.

  • @dubya68 by nigger jew thats just jargon for being a troll?

  • Ironic that this is the punkiest song on the album??

  • *Eviscerates 1 Person and Hugs 156 People*

    It's AWESOME!!

  • "every day is night, except of course when night is day but then there is no light" LMFAO

  • Here in Metal Metal Land, nothing ever dies. Except of course our enemies and they're attracting metal flies.

  • i always wanted to go to vahalla but metal metal land sounds so fucking badass! \m/

  • \m/ thats all i have to say

  • Lmao. Metal plane on metal trip. Awesome.

  • good music i respect GWAR alot, just they copied the KISS love gun album cover ,jus sayin

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  • @theNCtime It's a parody. Lol.

  • @theNCtime fuck dude, i was wondering where the fuck they got that from.

  • Metal up your fucking ass!!!!

  • Metal Metal Land reminds me of the "Play Place" at Dimmu Burger!

  • Such a great song, More people shound atleast hear about this song, its great :).

    It deserves millions of views, and Gwar deserves millions of fans. LONG LIVE METAL. Hope to see these guys in concert someday.

  • I say people should dress up in Gwar costumes,and beat the fuckers up who listen to pop.

  • @haveyouseencrazy I already beat you to it

  • 1 person smashed their face too hard

  • 1 person smashed their face too hard

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  • Bullet Belts and denim jackets, Crystal Meth in tiny packets!

    These guys are fucking geniuses. How do they come up with such creative master pieces?

  • "insert joke about dislike bar"

  • I hate sluttyness.. And I love 80s Hair bands ... So I won`t ever go to live in there

  • 1 person went to never never land

  • 1 Faggot.

    

  • When it comes to music, most genres only have fans. Metal has worriers!!! Metal is a way of life! A religon! It can even be your girlfriend if you want!

  • GWAR is KING !

  • This song is the way that every one should live.

  • anyone got a stolen car and room for one more i want to go!11

  • METAL UP YOUR FUCKING ASS!!!

  • God damn never realized how awesome these guys are no wonder they kicked my ass

  • @ChristJesus85 you got owned along with your pesky morality squad

  • Well looks like i got a new religion :D

  • The guy who didn't like this song got raped by aliens

  • I am proud to call myself a Scumdog. I would submit to the will of GWAR in a heartbeat.

  • 26k views? come on people thats enough to start a city at least!

  • @syntheticskull Well... Lets go! Will all the chicks be strippers? If so, I am so down.

  • this was really fucking good live

  • Sounds like the world in Brutal Legend :P

    I want to go to Metal Metal Land!

  • @jamesrocks4eva letts go to Metal Metal Land!

  • mittu mita paskaa

  • you lose anything in the mosh pit it stays lost!! ive lost a Teeshirt. and some dude lost his phone and there was a girl who thought it was a good idea to walk around mosh pit in bra and panties.... BAD IDEA HA

  • LONG LIVE THE METAL!!!!

  • METAL!!!! >.<!!

  • THESE LYRICS ARE METAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! \,,/

  • I just saw GWAR last night in Little Rock, AR and it was EPIC...Did NOT want the night to end. Might try to get some of the vids on here soon.

  • this song cannot be more awesome

  • I must find this mystical land of Metal

  • Metal Metal Land: All the chicks are strippers, all their fathers proud. (That's the travel brochure right there...)

  • I want to live in Metal Metal Land!

  • i think ill postpone my suicide

  • @mickydgirl

    LOL

  • BULLET BELTS AND DENIM JACKETS CRYSTAL METH IN TINY PACKETS WICTESH WARLOCKS DEMON SEEDS BOOZE AND COOZE AND WEED AND SPEED FTW!!!

  • Best song on the album. At first I thought it was a joke. Later I realized how truly metal it was. Should have known from the title, duh.

  • ALL HAIL Oderus Urungus

  • All GWAR fans should rise up and take over the earth.

  • @nikkivixen1 fuck the kissarmy were the GWARMADA

  • @nikkivixen1  all 50 of them. lol jks

  • NO i SERIOUSLY think that this is the greatest band ever. EVERY SINGLE song is good, except pocket pool, mehh

  • @Korndude4561 I agree, they are fantastic. The greatest ever? Not quite. The dark period spanning the toilet earth and we kill everything albums will forever be a blemish on an otherwise stellar band.

  • @nikkivixen1 This Toilet Earth and Ragnarock rocked hard man. Even a lot of stuff on Carnival of Chaos and We Kill Everything was good. Jagermonster and Baby Raper rocked.

  • @Korndude4561 lol Pocket Pool is awesome. 

  • this was the song they opened with at the croc rock...it was fucking awesome....I didnt get a chance to hear anything except Let Us Slay before this tour so I was stoked to hear a new GWAR song (to me) and get in the pit...not one white spot left on my GWAR shirt....."There's a world of which I've heard Far beyond the sky"

    "All the chicks are strippers All their father's proud" favorite lines of the song...fucking GWAAAAR

  • metal metal land best song ever

  • Fuck going to Disney this year, I'm going to Metal Metal Land. How cool would it be if there was a Metal Amusement park?!

  • @TouchMyBalsac

    I think we all know what we'd ride there.

  • bananna boat fantasy sucks, GOD WHAT AN AWFUL RAQUET

  • shit album is shit.

    not sure what they were smoking inbetween beyond hell and this trash but it clearly wasn't crack.

  • @TheSmiterer

    Are you fucking serious? Beyond Hell was good but Lust is one of their best albums

    Sometimes I wish I had a Troll detector so I could tell if someone's kidding when they say something fucking stupid like this

  • @ImTheKobold Lust is shit. The only good song is Let us Slay. Violence has Arrived is clearly their best album so you quite obviously suck cock.

  • @TheSmiterer

    Violence has Arrived was fuckin badass but what the hell? Lust is a masterpiece, Let us Slay being just a short stop. I think you need to listen to the whole album dude..

  • @TheSmiterer LMAO, weird qualifications for sucking cock

  • @TheSmiterer The production quality on VHA was as bad as WKE, the songs were just better. This album has both so your either a troll or you just don't have a fucking clue what your talking about.

  • @TheSmiterer oh cmon you know this is in their top 5 albums ever, don't lie to yourself ;)

  • LOVE. my entire family loves this song. it will be played at our wedding party.

  • i wanna fucking party here :)

  • In Metal Metal Land; the only place to escape scene people and emos.

  • Bet the mosh pits in Metal Metal Land are even more brutal than in concert :P

  • Buh buh buh bullet belts and denim jackets!

    Fuckin love this album it's a masterpiece

  • @RemixTacoKid  you are an artard

  • Oderus Urungus does do crack! It's Brockie that claims to be the clean one ;)

  • wish I lived in Metal Metal land.

  • haha i just saw gwar for my first time in december and they played this song it was so sick but Oderus Urungus was so stoned on crack of course that half the time he just said blah blah blah lol starting to forget his lines but it was still the sweetest show ive been to

  • @allheroadam1 I make a game out of that shit. I try to decipher what Brockie is screaming. He changes the lyrics live a lot. It's funny as hell. If you can actually understand him, you'll laugh your ass of at some of the shit he says.

  • fuck yes this song is the shit seen gwar 3 times and i cant wait to hear this song live

  • Heavy metal is the law

    Weakness means a broken jaw

    Everything is loud and fast

    METAL UP YOUR FUCKING ASS

    best lyrics ever

  • all the chicks are strippers thats AWSOME!!!

  • i want to go to metal metal land :D

  • great song! havent seen the album reviewd in metal hammer yet thaty sucks.

  • one of my favorite songs of all time.

  • lmao EVERY GIRL SUCKS EVERY COCK!!!!

    lol

    now thats awesome

  • hahhaha ya when they came to calgary oderous was tweekin maadd

  • Lol saw them play this song live so FUCKING SICK!!! But Oderus was pretty stoned i think he kept replacing have the lyrics with BLAH BLAH BLAH.

  • yeah i saw him do that on the beyond hell tom green gig vere he would forget the lyrics and change the words!!

  • this song is badazz

  • this was so great live definitely my fave of the new album

  • i live in metal metal land .. every single day of my life.. fuck yeah!

  • Woot! Metal Metal Land sounds like a kick ass theme park

    xD

  • It's still safer than DisneyWorld though.

  • oh my ...my ...yes!

  • So what do i gotta do to get to Metal Metal Land?

  • steal a car, add rockets to it, do some coke, shred some riffs, get your metal loving friends,.... maybe bring a hooker or two. after that i think the rest is easy.

  • i think its right next to the wide world of sports

  • steal a car

  • Saw GWAR this week(Friday). It was INSANE. They put on a fucking sick show.

  • ice 788 thats true

  • this reminds me of rocky horror

  • Sleazy P. Martini describes GWAR as a cross between Rocky Horror, the Simpsons, KISS (or KiZZ if you're on of those people) and the WWE.

  • Best song on this album

  • Just saw Gwar last night!

    Fucking amazing (of course)!!

    They opened with this song. :D

  • Seen them Seven tours. I even followed them once (I miss those high school days when I could do that). Let me say this: Tylenol, a GWAR (and metal) fans best friend.

  • must.. play... air guitar

  • so good in concert

  • heaven

  • seen them with lamb of god and job for a cowboy oct.29th it was the best concert in the world!!!

  • man i just fuckin saw gwar with lamb of god, best show ive ever been to, gwar is amazing. I'd call them gods if i didnt know they were aliens

  • They are ailen gods! get it right!

  • this song is so funny and its really good

  • I remember them in 07' during the sounds of the underground tour, i lost my pants in the mosh....good fuckin concert when ya loose your pants.

  • .....how the fuck.....? lol nice story xD

  • yeah, never wear loose fitting pants while everyone is jumping up and down around you, and watch out for those E-Tards who think stealing pants is cool. I had to walk like 3 miles to 7-11 all bloody and shit in my boxers so i could call a friend to pick me up. Lost my damn keys, that bitch! You know how hard it is to get into a 7-11 at 9:30 at night, all bloody with nuthin but a ripped shirt and boxers and convince them to use their phone?!?!?

  • dam, good story tho xD

  • HAHA

  • @ice788 Holy fuck that was the greatest comment ever

  • @ice788 harden up bitch-nuts. whats with the negative connotation? that sounds awesome

  • @ice788 a good tip for these concerts keep one hand up at all times but you might wanna shave that pit..

  • @ice788 LOLOLOL best story ever.

  • @ice788 my first time seeing em i was about 3 rows from the front, until my loose fitting shoe came off and got lost in the waving sea of people...good thing they were the last band.

  • Theyve been opening with this song on the tour.. fuckin awesome!

  • Dude i know it was sweet! I had no idea what they were saying though lol. That was one hell of a concert though no doubt.

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  • Sounds like my kind of town. Where exactly is it again?

  • fucking outer space i bet!

  • Well you gotta steal a car

    then drive toward antarctica!

  • ...so it's in Mexico then?

  • Everything is loud and fast!

    METAL UP YOUR FUCKING ASS!!!

  • Here in Metal Metal Land everything is rock

    Everyone is in a band every girl sucks every cock

    Here in Metal Metal Land everything is hard

    Except of corse the test you take to get a lisence for your car

    BBBBullet belts and denim jackets. Crystal Meth in tiney

    HERE IN METAL METAL LAND THIS ALBUM FUCKING ROCKS!!!!

  • FUCK YEAH!

  • 80's hair band are still hated!

  • sick !!!

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