9/11 Conspiracy Theories 'Ridiculous,' Al Qaeda Says

[yishkabob]

"Why is his approval rating in al-hammam..."

Teehee. Yay, those Arabic classes finally paid off!

[Joshturnerfan105]

Talking to you is like talking to a goat! lmao

[iceseekers]

Talking to a goat LOL

[iceseekers]

"osama is safe in ....sa--....."

[Skkabz]

I knew it. Al Kaida is REAL! The den of jackals!

[CuseFan100]

lmao this shit is funny! "I can assure you that we flew a huge plane into the building".

[bofors7715]

1000+ Architect & Engineers are demanding a real investigation into 9/11:

AE911Truth (dot) org

[DTD110865]

@bofors7715

AE911Truth are NOR Architects or Engineers, but idiots who've been suckered into signing a twoofer petition by crackpots CLAIMING to be Architects and Engineers.

[sebastionay]

@DTD110865 Only a dumbass doesn't bother to read both sides of the story and then proceeds to impose his views on the subject.

[DTD110865]

@sebastionay

No, only a dumbass believes that "the other side of the story" has merit.

[241156can]

Any adult human-being who has retained half of a brain cell in their cranial vault knows that the twin towers and WTC #7 were brought down by controlled demolitions. Case closed !!

[DTD110865]

@241156can

No, the people who have "half a brain cell in their cranial vaults" know that there's a huge difference between the collapse of the Twin Towers and all the other buildings of the WTC and controlled demolitions. Plus, Building #7 was hit by the falling debris of Tower One!

[MisterPhunE]

Gotta love conspiracies.. One person selling a book and dvd on their website comes up with the idea and millions of idiots believe it. If Bush planned 9-11 for whatever reasons I'm pretty sure he could've pulled off finding phony WMDs to reverse it all to gain approval. Funny how it's the retards who believe in these conspiracies tell others who don't to "think for yourself" as if they do. Conspiracies make money and morons with money buy into them.

[greendayryguy]

PY-THON!

[crate44]

9/11 was the fault of the jews.

[DTD110865]

@crate44

Asshole!

[argonaut989]

I'm really tired of the people who would rather believe their government kills their own citizens than a religious extremist group dedicated to killing American citizens. It makes absolutely no sense at all for the government to do this. There is no possibility of monetary gain from destroying the World Trade Centers. You people are insane. Our economy suffered right afterwards and is worse now. Wars put countries in debt. Look at every war since the American Revolution. All caused recessions.

[neilandrewporter]

With all due respect sir, your ignorance is frightening.

[dallor66]

y woould we kill our own people

[biggieshortie13]

So we can have an excuse to kill others. I encourage you to do your own research and decide for yourself. You're asking the right questions.

[fooman1993]

money and oil

[GeneralBelesarius]

how would US get the money from Iraq? the government pays big bucks for war

[preyator]

I dont know, but what really got me was, America selling biolgical and chemical weapons to saddam hussain, prour to the golf war.. Know that sounds like suspicious terroist activieties to me..

[BeTheOne01]

It doesn't matter if Onion is fake or not. The illuminati is real and the attack was planned by them not Al-Qaeda.

[thehymner]

damn straight. rumors say they banded together with the Knights Templar and the ninja turtles.

[preyator]

I dont,t blame people on hear for beliveing this is a real interview because its really no diffrent to the mainstream media, but still.. God damm thats amazing gullilbility

[jcanno7]

Some people just don't comprehend the word 'satire'.

[preyator]

It is obvious that it is satire, But people find it hard to make the difference between satire and acting that were supposed to believe, and this sought of satire that were not supposed to believe.. Do you know what I mean..

[sysxtreme]

100% sure that was an inside job! No doubt about it. This Al Qaeda guy was paid to lie on air. You must die fag!

[DellisHe]

@sysxtreme This is sarcasm, dont you get it.

[philliplister2002]

lol v funny v funny lol

[PhilintheBlank0]

Way to top it off with Pandas!

[AvalonTiger]

The government informant - Al Qaeda Man -nearly blew it when he said that Osama Ben Laden was safe in .... He seemed to know were Ben Laden was and it almost slipped out.

[CounterRevolutionary]

Okay, now I'm starting to think you're not playing along.

[slidecube]

Are you fucking retarded? sat-ire (noun): the use of humor, irony, exaggeration or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices. Conspiracy assholes aren't taken seriously, because you're all stupid enough to believe that The Onion is a real news source. The saddest thing about your comment is the number of "thumbs up" it got.

[AvalonTiger]

The Al Qaeda "Disinformant" is a government plant. He is all too obvious. Does he look like he ever lived in a cave with that expensive suit and manicured nails? How stupid does the government think the American people really are? 911 WAS an inside job. Americans are waking up, the illuminati (no capitalization)knows this. This news channel didn't do anything heroic having this author on, since they rigged their entire interview towards making him look like an idiot. Shame on them.

[CounterRevolutionary]

If you're playing along, bravo; if not, read the info to the right of the video.

[WadeBlazingame34]

F-ing hilarious.

[NovaLyfe2]

Awsome =)