I bet he spends half his year behind a wall in Andersonstown, Belfast. If not that, dishing out humanitarian aid in somewhere like New Orleans, hoping he doesn't get mugged by a gang banger.
i was in an active unit, i lead a platoon of storeman to support the battalion. how i wish i could give all my storeman the NS life the video mentioned.
@InLoveWithLavi lame is a kind of funny.. spastic funny.. lol.. "how about getting a lifeee..." so what i think he's lame and i watched his shows? lol.. im no hater.. just a comment.. you cant take critics ah?
@MsKelzinho One question: do you attend English class? Please go back and learn grammar, punctuations and proper capitalization.
And FYI, a critique [a critic is a person who gives critiques, a critique is a feedback] can only be called a critique if it has a solid reason to back it up. Saying "lame" to something--and by this I mean ANYTHING--is an insult, not a critique. Please get that straight before saying anything, thanks! :D
@InLoveWithLavi its oaky, i can get taht UNSTRAIGHT befroe sayin anythin, if ya getta whatcha i meant.. lol.... i nid no reson to sppuort moiself.. i feel its lame, its lame.. not to you.. den dont bother.. busibodi..
you got new boyfriend ah?another one?slut!darn!virgin anot?is he gay?well he likes to fart..like ang moh?um,and?he's not ah beng. somemore? and? err he's a part time garang guni and he likes to play with shit. Wah! Smart guy eh? what pants does he like? what does he do? well.. he brings me combat rations.. uh huh? he's in logistics and he travels overseas by ferry! oooo.. boring. Hao Lian La! And the best part is, he always has time for me :P aw. I'm gonna be sick! bye girls! cheh.. NS boy only
@jiangzw haha! thanks, yeah was a little drunk last night doing this. well actually if it was really a "small" man that one also suan the officers right? cheers
Oh so those who don't do NS aren't real men?! I've seen people who didn't do NS and those guys are twice the men than those in NS. NS isn't there to prove who's a man, it's just there to protect Singapore.
i ony like the last part :D
kane007thebig 8 hours ago
How about Storeman become stand in CQ?!!! lol
texas224 6 days ago
This is one "political" video. =p
billconner718 1 month ago
I'm a Storeman and I'm proud of it (Though I'm transferring to be a clerk) XD
Ezi0AuditoreDiFirenz 1 month ago
This video went viral on Tonga
chesterlott821 1 month ago
genius
thetarget 1 month ago
n1n1n1
markusong88 1 month ago
Sian I my ns was in naval divers unit
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MrCuteBai 1 month ago
0:35- 0:38 He likes to play with shit
Grievanceszxc 1 month ago
CAPTIONSss
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rajvinderx 2 months ago
lol! english for the singlish impaired xD
autumnflier 2 months ago
wtf ? how come chao recruit got so many badge one !?
royteo86 2 months ago
Military commercials are always full of lies, and it is not just a uniquely Singapore phenomenon.
papalolita 2 months ago
True story. I was a store man. Only I more good looking :P
waximize 2 months ago
@waximize Cool Story Bro.
mrmojodadog 2 months ago
Damn storemans, im jealous
LEDUDN 2 months ago
11 people know what's actually going on in the army.
ikepiggy 2 months ago
Gotta love singaporean's realistic humor.....Hahahahahaha.....
jaylasen1 2 months ago
New Unit! The new and improved Storeman!!! For Geng,For Girls,For GLory!! wait 1 thing... how go war? o.O
AuditionGuy258 3 months ago
He like to play with shit smart guy eh
urmamasofat100 4 months ago
CHEY NS BOY ONLY!
HAHHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GiacomoDiNorscio 4 months ago 18
at least he not ah beh.... lol hahaha
yuankrak 5 months ago
I bet he spends half his year behind a wall in Andersonstown, Belfast. If not that, dishing out humanitarian aid in somewhere like New Orleans, hoping he doesn't get mugged by a gang banger.
ChrisHenniker 5 months ago
i think his vocation is storemando...
medalofdice 5 months ago
LOL great subtitles!
mrmistercharles 5 months ago
But i'm storeman cant chao geng sia!! crap!!
Benyanck 6 months ago
"the army is my boyfriend" meaning she's fucked all the general/MPs' sons, and going to write a "crow" book about it in china.
rebelanarch 6 months ago
for geng for girls for glory.
Tiyong55 7 months ago
Lol he's an audistic! ^-^
sawadatsunayoshichan 7 months ago
chey! NS boy only... lmao XD
LastG00dbye 7 months ago 2
i was in an active unit, i lead a platoon of storeman to support the battalion. how i wish i could give all my storeman the NS life the video mentioned.
smooth122 7 months ago
Storeman only nia. Take care of store room. Must as well become Commando or Guardsmen. Better still if can Pilot.
AuditionGuy258 8 months ago
Good stuff, no wonder I have no girlfriend cause I didn't join the army.
I don't believe in violence and war - and never will.
But the war in this solar system got me here in the first place.
May the LOVE be with you always.
Piperon - The Spiritual Flute Player.
piperon 8 months ago
That was just hilarious..!!! Well done..
ariel3112 9 months ago
Mr Brown you best man ;p . Sadly I never kena store man....
chualekkwan 9 months ago
MUTTONS VOICEOVER!!!(:
mrnoobboiboi 9 months ago
Turn on the CC for double hilarity
rangeyo 10 months ago
hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha............................. GET THE ZHA BOR!!!!
WIND9209 10 months ago
The actual commercial is shit haha army full of shit haha
rendall 10 months ago
Hahahaha funny lah (subtitles would be good though as I only understood half of it)
quillism 10 months ago
@quillism u can click the "CC" tab
reggiehuiyi 10 months ago
I LOVE THIS
pepperxx 10 months ago
only storeman can chao geng la... the rest all gf outside anyhow screw guys liao...
Melablood 10 months ago
hope you add subtitles
Your ingrish is very difficult to undersand
maximme 11 months ago
currently got 8 regulars who watch this
bentbent7 11 months ago 28
wa lao~
exodia94 11 months ago
hao lian ah! lol
dangblacksheep 11 months ago
This is the truth!
Christosan 11 months ago
HAHAHAHA love this!
creep666 11 months ago
He brings me highly nutritious yet convenient meals that soldiers consume in the field. LOL!
koforu 11 months ago
@koforu
gal: and the best part is: he always has time for meeeeeee!!!!
the rest: orhhhh i'm gonna be sick!!!
LOLLLLL!
paradise1234 11 months ago
STOREMAN IS BEST!!
SoranPryde 11 months ago
not forgetting the 9k they are getting.
jasccb 1 year ago
i'm a storeman good ads ...at least storeman also got better ads (girls)...instead of pilot navy n commando....
TheNizem 1 year ago
only regulars could dislike this
jeta380 1 year ago
hahaaaaaaaaa storeman!
Naedyn 1 year ago
chow keng!! lol..
vanaxel 1 year ago
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BeedeoJunkie 1 year ago
Simply the best
arudriano 1 year ago
go and sign on storeman!
din90ify 1 year ago
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din90ify 1 year ago
go and sign on storeman!
din90ify 1 year ago
LMAO!!!! ture ture
x3mapleprokia 1 year ago
hahahahahahahahah nice
amazon3b2 1 year ago
He brings me combat rations. WHAHAHAHHAA...
daxxe 1 year ago
Best subtitles I've ever seen HAHAHA
punkr0ckr3b3l 1 year ago
hahahaha. my gf sure proud of me, NSman kenna charge for not taking ippt. My army, my bf
magain 1 year ago
'cheh NS boy only' HAHAHAHA that was very subtle! HAHAHA
poisonedporkchop 1 year ago
0:26... lol @ subtitles
victor28lee 1 year ago
storeman can get jcc and csb badge :o
fucklaus 1 year ago
I shut the volume till 0:19
nhytedds 1 year ago
The vid quite stupid nia; its like saying the storeman still not enough time to change into something nice for his char bor.
ter890 1 year ago
i cannot like this vid enough.
alienvt 1 year ago
the 3rd one is a white horse
jakeweiq 1 year ago 3
lol
money5551000 1 year ago
wah smart guy eh-lols
IcEaNgElGaL 1 year ago
"Storeman: For Geng, For Girls, For Girls"
WTF LOL
But storeman can't bring you combat rations
Bombul 1 year ago
@Bombul they can smuggle out wa,since they in charge of logistics which include handling combat ration quantity.
reallydead 1 year ago
@Bombul Can.. smuggle out lor xD
texas224 1 year ago
chao bor? I though is chio bu?
Solitude075 1 year ago
2 idiots prefer to go OCS
unprofessionalvids 1 year ago 85
@unprofessionalvids brilliant!
blackapple89er 10 months ago
What is chao keng?
Solitude075 1 year ago
@Solitude075 play punk
unprofessionalvids 1 year ago
@Solitude075 means dodging work.
trekkiesg 1 year ago
plays with shit.!
m0t3ki 1 year ago
More views and more likes? 'Nuff said.
typeyourname 1 year ago
storeman ftw? haha
MGSP 1 year ago
hahaha XD damn make fun..funny yea gd one HAHAHA
MGSP 1 year ago
join the army!
aim to be storeman.
get the cha borrrrrrrrrr.
fatyandao 1 year ago 2
hahaha... shld hv clerk version also...
hilmi21 1 year ago
lol, 3G army = For Geng, For Girls, For Glory!
TheJonajo 1 year ago 11
wow. this was very.. random.
GO CHECK OUT MY VIDS, SUBSCRIBE TOO :)
I will be posting videos every tuesday and friday! They wil be fun! you know you wanna ;) haha
JinahRoez 1 year ago
InlovewithLavi basically owns MsKelzinho. Nice one i support ur comments!
xxxBITCHYme 1 year ago
for geng for girls for glory
reallydead 1 year ago
This video has more thumbs up than the army advertisement... The last time I check, the army ad had like overwhelmingly thumbs down
theunraveler 1 year ago 2
All you chao recruit! Join the army! In to be storeman! get a char boh!! XD
giant1989 1 year ago
fak you la mr DOG
matthew87739 1 year ago
the only joy in army is waiting for fallout, bookout and on the 10th. payday!
xsistence 1 year ago 4
The person that pressed dislike confirm is storeman.
Brazier 1 year ago 132
@Brazier Nah
frostymourne 4 months ago
He brings me combat rations...
extaror 1 year ago 2
5 stars.
Yaimster 1 year ago
Regular spotted
knuttingatoll86 1 year ago
"is he gay?"
caption: "is he a happy person"
hahahahahha!
JLx95 1 year ago 6
This comment has received too many negative votes show
Mr LAME show la..
MsKelzinho 1 year ago
@MsKelzinho And you're lamer because you think he's lame, and yet you're everywhere in his videos. And I really mean, EVERYWHERE! :D
How about getting a life?
[And I'm not even an anti-singapore, I swear. My bf is a singporean even though I'm a foreigner, and I just find this funny. Nothing much.]
InLoveWithLavi 1 year ago
@InLoveWithLavi lame is a kind of funny.. spastic funny.. lol.. "how about getting a lifeee..." so what i think he's lame and i watched his shows? lol.. im no hater.. just a comment.. you cant take critics ah?
MsKelzinho 1 year ago
@MsKelzinho One question: do you attend English class? Please go back and learn grammar, punctuations and proper capitalization.
And FYI, a critique [a critic is a person who gives critiques, a critique is a feedback] can only be called a critique if it has a solid reason to back it up. Saying "lame" to something--and by this I mean ANYTHING--is an insult, not a critique. Please get that straight before saying anything, thanks! :D
InLoveWithLavi 1 year ago
@InLoveWithLavi its oaky, i can get taht UNSTRAIGHT befroe sayin anythin, if ya getta whatcha i meant.. lol.... i nid no reson to sppuort moiself.. i feel its lame, its lame.. not to you.. den dont bother.. busibodi..
MsKelzinho 1 year ago
Storeman: For Geng, For Girls, For Glory!!
accer117 1 year ago 3
MR BROWN. YOU ARE ONE FU*KING GENIUS.
xArchangelSGE 1 year ago
Be a store man, you will be damn free to chong kang; half day off to meet ur girlfriend outside.
WizardSoon 1 year ago
FOR GENG, FOR GIRLS, FOR GLORY!
Anolian1 1 year ago
eh damn funny leh seriously hahah
metalcar 1 year ago
Join the army! Aim to be storeman! Get the zharbor! LOL
KivaEmperor 1 year ago
Press CC
zhen86 1 year ago 2
This..is..scary
MysteryNotes 1 year ago
sounds like white chicks talking
pigsqueek 1 year ago
lol
caboosukin 1 year ago
0:45
oooh! boring!
how lian la.. hahaha
eLtitude 1 year ago
hey everyone ! lets all join the storemen !
hermit2147 1 year ago
truly epic
angelo898 1 year ago
storeman : for Geng, for Girls, for Glory
ixidor16 1 year ago
EPIC
timothyjosh 1 year ago
Never fail to cracks me up.....ROFL : )
rocketfuel168 1 year ago
"Aww I shall now eject part or all of the contents of my stomach through my mouth" WTF LOL
ttingfeng 1 year ago 3
nice
deanjkl123 1 year ago
Ownage! Storeman 4life! Mr Brown pawned the army!
xiaobaozi 1 year ago 3
I love the 'subtitles' so much. <3
TeninaT 1 year ago
that one dislike probably came from mindef
fucklaus 1 year ago 2
lol i was totally bored to do this.. took me so many deleted posts! hahaha
Schlagzeugwerke 1 year ago
you got new boyfriend ah?another one?slut!darn!virgin anot?is he gay?well he likes to fart..like ang moh?um,and?he's not ah beng. somemore? and? err he's a part time garang guni and he likes to play with shit. Wah! Smart guy eh? what pants does he like? what does he do? well.. he brings me combat rations.. uh huh? he's in logistics and he travels overseas by ferry! oooo.. boring. Hao Lian La! And the best part is, he always has time for me :P aw. I'm gonna be sick! bye girls! cheh.. NS boy only
Schlagzeugwerke 1 year ago 5
@Schlagzeugwerke finally... the words r too fast for my eyes. lol
Cheejyg 1 year ago
@Schlagzeugwerke thanks to you!!! now we all know. lol!
sinicker1987 1 year ago
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Schlagzeugwerke 1 year ago
When you are a small man,
you will be damn free to chao keng half day off to meet chio bu-s outside.
Join the Army!
Be a Storeman!
Get the ladies...
Schlagzeugwerke 1 year ago
@Schlagzeugwerke
When you are a storeman...
jiangzw 1 year ago
@jiangzw haha! thanks, yeah was a little drunk last night doing this. well actually if it was really a "small" man that one also suan the officers right? cheers
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Schlagzeugwerke 1 year ago
LOL he brings me combat rations!!!!
raifon 1 year ago
can't get some of the words. should consider adding subtitles. good job!
XBOXNIZAM 1 year ago
The Captions are more hilarious then anything else.
"rising industry of procurement and inventory management..."
ianong89 1 year ago
Like if you watched the original one after watching this!
AngeloTime 1 year ago
Love this. Thanx for spoofing those bad taste adverts on tv which causes us to cringe. Love ur rendition as it makes us laugh.
jinzleo 1 year ago
You got new boyfriend ah?
Another one?
Slut.
Virgin or not .
lol
justicewither 1 year ago
LOL!
adicts89 1 year ago
LOL 1:01 her pimple1
kingofthewe 1 year ago
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raifon 1 year ago
LOL can travel overseas by ferry? Tekong storeman?
jiangzw 1 year ago
This is better than the original one!
HuiMunSiak 1 year ago
Storeman with CSB and JCC badges? o.O
kghj1991 1 year ago
AW im gonna be sick! LOL BEST!
yuujin7788 1 year ago
My Sentiments exactly. Only Chao Kengs have time for their girls. Nice 1 MrBrown! I wished u had add more spice to bash SAF and their lame shit
TheKratosKang 1 year ago
This is the real thing as compared to that bimbotic advert. Well done Mr Brown !
watertay 1 year ago
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thoburn 1 year ago
Oh so those who don't do NS aren't real men?! I've seen people who didn't do NS and those guys are twice the men than those in NS. NS isn't there to prove who's a man, it's just there to protect Singapore.
ashmeisterZ 1 year ago
lololol
francomade 1 year ago
love it!
nareshisking 1 year ago
well, mista brown, can u post the subtitles or not, there are some parts i couldn't hear clearly. I just dun wanna miss the whole fun. :)
urfriend88 1 year ago
Uniform regulars are losers loh... Hahaha
mivec81 1 year ago
singapore's national service is a whole load of bullshit
Kenddrick 1 year ago 3
"...The whole army... is my boyfriend. Or sth lidat." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
xxxscenes 1 year ago
Best. Please spoof every single one of those irritating commercials!
firedune 1 year ago 85
@firedune The best part is...it's quite true!
a9fc 1 year ago
Fucking funnnyyyy!!!!!!
shinova86 1 year ago
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ROFL! This is soooooo epic!!! HaHa!
Comicsiao 1 year ago
ROFL! This is soooooo epic!!! HaHa!
Comicsiao 1 year ago