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  • i ony like the last part :D

  • How about Storeman become stand in CQ?!!! lol

  • This is one "political" video. =p

  • I'm a Storeman and I'm proud of it (Though I'm transferring to be a clerk) XD

  • This video went viral on Tonga

  • genius

  • n1n1n1

  • Sian I my ns was in naval divers unit

  • 0:35- 0:38 He likes to play with shit

  • CAPTIONSss

  • Hey All Singapore

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  • lol! english for the singlish impaired xD

  • wtf ? how come chao recruit got so many badge one !?

  • Military commercials are always full of lies, and it is not just a uniquely Singapore phenomenon.

  • True story. I was a store man.  Only I more good looking :P

  • @waximize Cool Story Bro.

  • Damn storemans, im jealous

  • 11 people know what's actually going on in the army.

  • Gotta love singaporean's realistic humor.....Hahahahahaha.....

  • New Unit! The new and improved Storeman!!! For Geng,For Girls,For GLory!! wait 1 thing... how go war? o.O

  • He like to play with shit smart guy eh

  • CHEY NS BOY ONLY!

    HAHHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • at least he not ah beh.... lol hahaha

  • I bet he spends half his year behind a wall in Andersonstown, Belfast. If not that, dishing out humanitarian aid in somewhere like New Orleans, hoping he doesn't get mugged by a gang banger.

  • i think his vocation is storemando...

  • LOL great subtitles!

  • But i'm storeman cant chao geng sia!! crap!!

  • "the army is my boyfriend" meaning she's fucked all the general/MPs' sons, and going to write a "crow" book about it in china.

  • for geng for girls for glory.

  • Lol he's an audistic! ^-^

  • chey! NS boy only... lmao XD

  • i was in an active unit, i lead a platoon of storeman to support the battalion. how i wish i could give all my storeman the NS life the video mentioned.

  • Storeman only nia. Take care of store room. Must as well become Commando or Guardsmen. Better still if can Pilot.

  • Good stuff, no wonder I have no girlfriend cause I didn't join the army.

    I don't believe in violence and war - and never will.

    But the war in this solar system got me here in the first place.

    May the LOVE be with you always.

    Piperon - The Spiritual Flute Player.

  • That was just hilarious..!!! Well done..

  • Mr Brown you best man ;p . Sadly I never kena store man....

  • MUTTONS VOICEOVER!!!(:

  • Turn on the CC for double hilarity

  • hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahaha.........­.................... GET THE ZHA BOR!!!!

  • The actual commercial is shit haha army full of shit haha

  • Hahahaha funny lah (subtitles would be good though as I only understood half of it)

  • @quillism u can click the "CC" tab

  • I LOVE THIS

    

  • only storeman can chao geng la... the rest all gf outside anyhow screw guys liao...

  • hope you add subtitles

    Your ingrish is very difficult to undersand

  • currently got 8 regulars who watch this

  • wa lao~

  • hao lian ah! lol

  • This is the truth!

  • HAHAHAHA love this!

  • He brings me highly nutritious yet convenient meals that soldiers consume in the field. LOL!

  • @koforu

    gal: and the best part is: he always has time for meeeeeee!!!!

    the rest: orhhhh i'm gonna be sick!!!

    LOLLLLL!

  • STOREMAN IS BEST!!

  • not forgetting the 9k they are getting.

  • i'm a storeman good ads ...at least storeman also got better ads (girls)...instead of pilot navy n commando....

  • only regulars could dislike this

  • hahaaaaaaaaa storeman!

  • chow keng!! lol..

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  • Simply the best

  • go and sign on storeman!

  • go and sign on storeman!

  • LMAO!!!! ture ture

  • hahahahahahahahah nice

  • He brings me combat rations. WHAHAHAHHAA...

  • Best subtitles I've ever seen HAHAHA

  • hahahaha. my gf sure proud of me, NSman kenna charge for not taking ippt. My army, my bf

  • 'cheh NS boy only' HAHAHAHA that was very subtle! HAHAHA

  • 0:26... lol @ subtitles

  • storeman can get jcc and csb badge :o

  • I shut the volume till 0:19

  • The vid quite stupid nia; its like saying the storeman still not enough time to change into something nice for his char bor.

  • i cannot like this vid enough.

  • the 3rd one is a white horse

  • lol

  • wah smart guy eh-lols

  • "Storeman: For Geng, For Girls, For Girls"

    WTF LOL

    But storeman can't bring you combat rations

  • @Bombul they can smuggle out wa,since they in charge of logistics which include handling combat ration quantity.

  • @Bombul Can.. smuggle out lor xD

  • chao bor? I though is chio bu?

  • 2 idiots prefer to go OCS

  • @unprofessionalvids brilliant!

  • What is chao keng?

  • @Solitude075 play punk

  • @Solitude075 means dodging work.

  • plays with shit.!

  • More views and more likes? 'Nuff said.

  • storeman ftw? haha

  • hahaha XD damn make fun..funny yea gd one HAHAHA

  • join the army!

    aim to be storeman.

    get the cha borrrrrrrrrr.

  • hahaha... shld hv clerk version also...

  • lol, 3G army = For Geng, For Girls, For Glory!

  • wow. this was very.. random.

    GO CHECK OUT MY VIDS, SUBSCRIBE TOO :)

    I will be posting videos every tuesday and friday! They wil be fun! you know you wanna ;) haha

  • InlovewithLavi basically owns MsKelzinho. Nice one i support ur comments!

  • for geng for girls for glory

  • This video has more thumbs up than the army advertisement... The last time I check, the army ad had like overwhelmingly thumbs down

  • All you chao recruit! Join the army! In to be storeman! get a char boh!! XD

  • fak you la mr DOG

  • the only joy in army is waiting for fallout, bookout and on the 10th. payday!

  • The person that pressed dislike confirm is storeman.

  • @Brazier Nah

  • He brings me combat rations...

  • 5 stars.

  • Regular spotted

  • "is he gay?"

    caption: "is he a happy person"

    hahahahahha!

  • @MsKelzinho And you're lamer because you think he's lame, and yet you're everywhere in his videos. And I really mean, EVERYWHERE! :D

    How about getting a life?

    [And I'm not even an anti-singapore, I swear. My bf is a singporean even though I'm a foreigner, and I just find this funny. Nothing much.]

  • @InLoveWithLavi lame is a kind of funny.. spastic funny.. lol.. "how about getting a lifeee..." so what i think he's lame and i watched his shows? lol.. im no hater.. just a comment.. you cant take critics ah?

  • @MsKelzinho One question: do you attend English class? Please go back and learn grammar, punctuations and proper capitalization.

    And FYI, a critique [a critic is a person who gives critiques, a critique is a feedback] can only be called a critique if it has a solid reason to back it up. Saying "lame" to something--and by this I mean ANYTHING--is an insult, not a critique. Please get that straight before saying anything, thanks! :D

  • @InLoveWithLavi its oaky, i can get taht UNSTRAIGHT befroe sayin anythin, if ya getta whatcha i meant.. lol.... i nid no reson to sppuort moiself.. i feel its lame, its lame.. not to you.. den dont bother.. busibodi..

  • Storeman: For Geng, For Girls, For Glory!!

  • MR BROWN. YOU ARE ONE FU*KING GENIUS. 

  • Be a store man, you will be damn free to chong kang; half day off to meet ur girlfriend outside.

  • FOR GENG, FOR GIRLS, FOR GLORY!

  • eh damn funny leh seriously hahah

  • Join the army! Aim to be storeman! Get the zharbor! LOL

  • Press CC

  • This..is..scary

  • sounds like white chicks talking

  • lol

  • 0:45

    oooh! boring!

    how lian la.. hahaha

  • hey everyone ! lets all join the storemen !

  • truly epic

  • storeman : for Geng, for Girls, for Glory

  • EPIC

  • Never fail to cracks me up.....ROFL : )

  • "Aww I shall now eject part or all of the contents of my stomach through my mouth" WTF LOL

  • nice

    

  • Ownage! Storeman 4life! Mr Brown pawned the army!

  • I love the 'subtitles' so much. <3

  • that one dislike probably came from mindef

  • lol i was totally bored to do this.. took me so many deleted posts! hahaha

  • you got new boyfriend ah?another one?slut!darn!virgin anot?is he gay?well he likes to fart..like ang moh?um,and?he's not ah beng. somemore? and? err he's a part time garang guni and he likes to play with shit. Wah! Smart guy eh? what pants does he like? what does he do? well.. he brings me combat rations.. uh huh? he's in logistics and he travels overseas by ferry! oooo.. boring. Hao Lian La! And the best part is, he always has time for me :P aw. I'm gonna be sick! bye girls! cheh.. NS boy only

  • @Schlagzeugwerke finally... the words r too fast for my eyes. lol

  • @Schlagzeugwerke thanks to you!!! now we all know. lol!

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  • When you are a small man,

    you will be damn free to chao keng half day off to meet chio bu-s outside.

    Join the Army!

    Be a Storeman!

    Get the ladies...

  • @Schlagzeugwerke

    When you are a storeman...

  • @jiangzw haha! thanks, yeah was a little drunk last night doing this. well actually if it was really a "small" man that one also suan the officers right? cheers

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  • LOL he brings me combat rations!!!!

  • can't get some of the words. should consider adding subtitles. good job!

  • The Captions are more hilarious then anything else.

    "rising industry of procurement and inventory management..."

  • Like if you watched the original one after watching this!

  • Love this. Thanx for spoofing those bad taste adverts on tv which causes us to cringe. Love ur rendition as it makes us laugh.

  • You got new boyfriend ah?

    Another one?

    Slut.

    Virgin or not .

    lol

  • LOL!

  • LOL 1:01 her pimple1

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  • LOL can travel overseas by ferry? Tekong storeman?

  • This is better than the original one!

  • Storeman with CSB and JCC badges? o.O

  • AW im gonna be sick! LOL BEST!

  • My Sentiments exactly. Only Chao Kengs have time for their girls. Nice 1 MrBrown! I wished u had add more spice to bash SAF and their lame shit

  • This is the real thing as compared to that bimbotic advert. Well done Mr Brown !

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  • Oh so those who don't do NS aren't real men?! I've seen people who didn't do NS and those guys are twice the men than those in NS. NS isn't there to prove who's a man, it's just there to protect Singapore.

  • lololol

  • love it!

  • well, mista brown, can u post the subtitles or not, there are some parts i couldn't hear clearly. I just dun wanna miss the whole fun.  :)

  • Uniform regulars are losers loh... Hahaha

  • singapore's national service is a whole load of bullshit

  • "...The whole army... is my boyfriend. Or sth lidat." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • Best. Please spoof every single one of those irritating commercials!

  • @firedune The best part is...it's quite true!

  • Fucking funnnyyyy!!!!!!

  • ROFL! This is soooooo epic!!! HaHa!