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I live in Australia, in a hillside area, lots of koalas pass through my backyard at times, every now and then a roo does as well, but you tend to keep away from them haha.
dude kangaroos are asshole lol, there are tons of videos of them going up to random people, punching them in the nuts or pushing them into a lake. now this one sneezes on her face
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LMAO i woulda just laugh if it did the kick :L seriousely that could knock a human down n break sum ribs.... well woudlnt laugh but would be funny to see if had happen to a dummass
@Arbitor69 i'm pretty sure she's at a wildlife park in australia. i went two summers ago and we went to a park and there were kangaroos roaming that you could pet. it looks just like the place in this video
@boys0fsummer1 poachers don't kill and sell kangaroo babies.... why would they? kangaroos are a dime a dozen, they get culled... they shouldn't be mentioned in the same breath as chimps..... I can go to the supermarket and buy kangaroo steaks...... very tastey btw. :) .. and cheap!
@iwearfox Yep come to my place and you can chase them around the paddock.... and then get your ass kick by one of them. those bastards can gut you without even trying >.<
If you come to Australia dont stay in the ground floor rooms of the hotels.we had to change fences and doors as they get inside and scratch your legs or abdomen with the sharp middle toes.After the Byner family incident ,the town of Coober Pedy now live underground.
@identificationfailed dude, that ain't a wallaby.. do you even know the difference between a kangaroo and a wallaby? for instance in colors.. wallaby has bright colors for a fur and kangaroos have dark furs.. get it? so it's a baby kangaroo.
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007toft007 2 days ago
What a snotty kangaroo! (no pun intended?)
exvonz 3 days ago
This is how we are baptised.
MrTimmyCahill 3 weeks ago
bless you kangaroo :)
Enrique24592 1 month ago
Your face! God damnit!
joseph2137 1 month ago
And now she's pregnant.
davidls11 2 months ago 6
thats just morbidly obese
subject157 1 month ago
LOL he sneezed and waited for her to get mad so he could whoop her ass.
deecool47 2 months ago 3
You're not a Kangaroo until you get sneezed on by an Australian. Wait..
GothFreak09 2 months ago
achooo.... gesundheit! :) cute kangaroo ! :)
shairaptor 2 months ago
awwwww at the end hes like OMG im so sorry, let me wipe it for you
Mdonkin961 3 months ago 2
'roo's like "Sorry brah"
Tsanalretentive 4 months ago
He's allergic to humans!
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TJHOOKER1000 5 months ago
hit 5
"wa! who?" *rubs eyes*
pielover8888 5 months ago
hahaha I love how it rubs its eyes like a human child
fezan84 5 months ago 4
In your face, bitch!
ShortFingeredShreder 6 months ago 4
i want one for a pet
ThleTruth 6 months ago
YOUR FACE, GODDAMNIT!
Torterra625 6 months ago
KANGEROO FLUUUU!!! OH NOESSSSS WE ALL GONNA DIEEE
thelondongeezer 6 months ago
keep pressing 5 or 6 lmao
MrScissorPenis 6 months ago
he's rubbing his eye............. thats so cute
Wrecklesslife911 7 months ago
Aww just cute <3 iwan pet one
ashleym442 7 months ago
You can pet Kangaroos anywhere in Australian zoo. Come on down!
UnitedKorean 7 months ago
Press 5: There'a a crying kangaroo!
SerenitytheDragonair 7 months ago
I don't think he's sneezing. He's more like spitting in her face.
CYANid111 7 months ago
nice leggings
ramir332 7 months ago
HEADSHOT
MrJrisawesome 7 months ago
AH
so cute.
xDrzc49 7 months ago
allergic to humans... first documented case!!!! lol
bradt747 7 months ago 2
IN THE FACE, IN THE FAAAAAACE
screbur 7 months ago
Poor lady! Cute kangaroo!
ToriAndEmily2011 7 months ago
Kangaroos are good eating. Chop its fuqing head off and skin it!
john17972 8 months ago
Why do kangaroos look like T-Rexes?!?!
biggbossman24 8 months ago
they are very gangsta.
vsboy25 8 months ago
I live in Australia, in a hillside area, lots of koalas pass through my backyard at times, every now and then a roo does as well, but you tend to keep away from them haha.
ProgressiveGuitarist 8 months ago
@ProgressiveGuitarist You are so lucky! I love Australian animals.
SerenitytheDragonair 7 months ago
Whooopsies! :D
TheDraeStar 8 months ago
I like the way it blow drys her hair. Notice she didn't face the camera - cus it was all green.
2JAMMY 8 months ago
dude kangaroos are asshole lol, there are tons of videos of them going up to random people, punching them in the nuts or pushing them into a lake. now this one sneezes on her face
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wwwtotalitaerde 8 months ago
yeee my favorite anmial!!!!
HAITHIX1 9 months ago
She asked for it.
gillettecrackers 9 months ago
yummay!!
InNoZ3nt 9 months ago
uh oh i can see a case of kangaroo flu comin
Auscruffy 9 months ago
looked more like it spit on her
BVargas78 9 months ago
now she is officially australian
4tari 9 months ago 92
He's like "Get off me!!! I'd odda sneeze on you bitch!!!!"
DJpeeinmyjays 9 months ago
Haha, he's like "Aw shit, I'm so embarassed!"
BusinessDog2000 9 months ago
when i pet a kangaroo i get punched in the face
minimidude 9 months ago 33
@minimidude u got punched in the face? I got kicked in the balls... :(
SteveThePCGamer 2 weeks ago
Kangaroo: I'm allergic to women <_<
TrollingGrandmas 9 months ago
PWNED
aqswize 9 months ago
Are you sure it's a baby? It looks like a Eastern Grey Adult.
wigglemum1 10 months ago
sneeze u got aids no sneeze backs..
slimrulez21 10 months ago
'
what a lady smell like from kangaroo breath
bestamerica 10 months ago
ITS CALLED A JOEY
eirons66 10 months ago
@eirons66 neverrrrrr!
fieryfi103 10 months ago
OMG he is so adorable!!!!!!!!!
IndigoCat17 10 months ago
After he sneezed hes like O.O o i srry. :P
xRaZorSHoTzx 10 months ago
Dw Americans, these guys are crawling everywhere in Australia, backyards, streets everything. Just pm me for details!
emjaiz 10 months ago
they rub their faces just like bunnies do
musikbox08 10 months ago
lol it looks so funny just rubbing it's face
ranoutofeyeballs 10 months ago
what is it about sneezing animals thats just so damn funny
DumDum5551 10 months ago
Her perfume or other scented lotion probably made it sneeze.
theart1rm 10 months ago
lol
MrOngiron 10 months ago
I want one
yansquared1113 11 months ago
headshot!
24Crede24 11 months ago
7 for dog bark
zackmander 11 months ago
1 for nose pick
zackmander 11 months ago
2 for dj
zackmander 11 months ago
lol
zackmander 11 months ago
keep pressing 2 for a kangaroo t okepp touching it's face :P
wwehj 11 months ago
Keep Pressing 6 for a kangaroo disco!
dandaneire 11 months ago
Aaaaa. hhhaaaa ......aaaaaachhooooaaaaaaa don't stand so close to me woman!
Cscottrun53 11 months ago
bitch dont touch me
with33 11 months ago
Thats what I like to call KANGACHOO!
BadgerCheese94 11 months ago
@BadgerCheese94 lame comment
blakecamden 11 months ago
Its not a joey its an eatern grey, young but not a baby. im pretty sure it has a joey in its pouch.
maccadacca69 11 months ago
How many of you got here by watching the Sneezing Panda then the Sneezing Baby then the Sneezing Elephant?
Metalmonkey22 11 months ago
Why size are those feet on the kangaroo, like 12? lol
thedirtbiker12 1 year ago
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wesleykeizer 1 year ago
awwwwwwww so cuttttttttttte
cx92k 1 year ago
Doesn't it bite? ;o
AnnikaRehmann 1 year ago
LMAO i woulda just laugh if it did the kick :L seriousely that could knock a human down n break sum ribs.... well woudlnt laugh but would be funny to see if had happen to a dummass
xXCoOkIeXxSerraoXx 1 year ago
I bet that woman would say "That's snot funny!"
amm019 1 year ago 2
I spit on you bitch!
midnight69ers 1 year ago
And now she's pregnant.
davidls11 1 year ago 294
@davidls11 - Whaaaat? Where'd you hear that? My momma always told me that babies come from electricity and toilet seats.
AnimalGuardian71 7 months ago
@davidls11 hahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahhahah
ThleTruth 6 months ago
snot missile!
shichan 1 year ago
sure its a baby kangaroo and not a wallaby?
SpiralKnight90 1 year ago
its a joey not a baby kangaroo you pretzels
Waldog111 1 year ago
Kangaroo: Bitch in your face!... (literally)
rick664ath 1 year ago
you can pet kangaroos at australia in a zoo i dont remember
Norirdina 1 year ago
dude where can you pet kangaroos!?!?
Arbitor69 1 year ago 142
@Arbitor69 Australia lol
zdkxcitron 1 year ago
@Arbitor69 i'm pretty sure she's at a wildlife park in australia. i went two summers ago and we went to a park and there were kangaroos roaming that you could pet. it looks just like the place in this video
niirotatsu 11 months ago
@Arbitor69 There's one place pretty close to Cairns, Australia. I forget what it's called though... some Aboriginal culture and nature center.
AbbehRose 11 months ago
@Arbitor69 at the zoo
clubpenguinsux1 10 months ago
@Arbitor69 If you ever found one, careful of surprised nut kick...if you're a dude that is lol.
NYtassu 10 months ago
@Arbitor69
I know they're cute, but they belong in the wild. It's like baby chimps, people think they're cute, so poachers kill the parents and sell the babies.
boys0fsummer1 9 months ago
@boys0fsummer1 poachers don't kill and sell kangaroo babies.... why would they? kangaroos are a dime a dozen, they get culled... they shouldn't be mentioned in the same breath as chimps..... I can go to the supermarket and buy kangaroo steaks...... very tastey btw. :) .. and cheap!
Kangaroos are good eatin'!
hmmmmmm kangaroo steak :)
nastybugger1 9 months ago
@Arbitor69
Australia .
cherryblossomgirl181 9 months ago
@Arbitor69 my backyard
iwearfox 9 months ago
@iwearfox Yep come to my place and you can chase them around the paddock.... and then get your ass kick by one of them. those bastards can gut you without even trying >.<
Blackrosereaper 9 months ago
@Arbitor69 Are you fucking stupid!? YOU DON'T ADOPT A FUCKING KANGAROO!!!
Dannnneh 9 months ago
@Dannnneh did i say i was going to adopt a kangaroo? no... i asked where you can pet them... dont call me stupid you dumb fuck
Arbitor69 9 months ago
@Arbitor69 I have never seen a real kangaroo before.
Kyo1676 9 months ago
@Dannnneh -.-' learn to read. He asked where do you pat kangaroos...not adopt.
squirttle92 9 months ago
@Arbitor69 think they might call that play austrillia or something like that.
Clesarie 8 months ago
@Arbitor69 Australia, best country in the world
SuperBillza 7 months ago
@Arbitor69 in every australian zoo .. u cant pet them and feed them and u can also pet koalas and have a look of how they take care of them
luvyouOonot11 7 months ago
@Arbitor69 u hav to catch em outa the wild but make sure u have a roo shooter's license because its a similar principle
Avatar230594 7 months ago
@Avatar230594 I would love to see the "roo shooters" being shot of course after they get a license first for that.
PanzerBlitz43 3 weeks ago
that's disgusting.
blabbitymouf 1 year ago
cant touch diz
akisha22 1 year ago
ha ah cool -noooooooooooooot coooooooooooooooool deeeeeeeeeeefinetly nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot
nini552100 1 year ago
Kangaroo: cant touch dis
frdare 1 year ago 2
that is what you get from stealing our kangas you dum yankes.
cod4jrsarge 1 year ago
HAHAHAHA her hair moved! XD
meteormanmike 1 year ago
@meteormanmike ha ha yaa gtg xx bye youtubers xx
nini552100 1 year ago
@meteormanmike LOL!!!!!!! ur comment just makes it even funnier to watch!!!!
roxaslava 1 year ago
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identificationfailed 1 year ago
KANGAROO: damn bitch GET BACK TO THE KITCHEN!!
klxghoist 1 year ago
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maunalani808 1 year ago
lol
princessglamour9 1 year ago
boringg
IIOllieFTWII 1 year ago
Its a joey. Not a baby kangaroo
SweetPoison98 1 year ago 2
Looooooooooooooool it aimed it right for her :D
pianomags 1 year ago
i spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool
lebronstar23 1 year ago
that kangaroo was like stop touching me bitch i'm trying to scratch my ear...i'll sneeze on you lmao
wersdfxcvtt 1 year ago
ive never been able to figure out why animals sneezing is so amuzing it just is :D
soccergirl1241 1 year ago 4
thanst wgy i want to go to australia... to sneez on ppl
blzbu666 1 year ago
thats not a baby kangaroo
joeycoop 1 year ago
What's with all these baby exotic animals sneezing? First a baby Panda, second a baby Elephant and now, a baby Kangaroo?
CougarBloom 1 year ago
@CougarBloom yer, I know, it's pathetic..but it's this, Cheryl cole or How To Do Your Autumn make up...so this stuff wins every time really
pianomags 1 year ago
OWNED!
TheVillainOfThisTale 1 year ago
that's not a baby kangaroo. It's a wallaby.
writeincode 1 year ago 3
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DholPrince 1 year ago
Baby kangaroos are cute as fuck
MASEK360 1 year ago
thats funny and cute some :D
lorkakor2 1 year ago
baby kangaroo?? lol...
nibbitnibbit 1 year ago
I WANT ONE!
CPdrawer1 1 year ago
ha face full a snot
SuperBen316 1 year ago
God bless you
ricanitalianboii 1 year ago
If you come to Australia dont stay in the ground floor rooms of the hotels.we had to change fences and doors as they get inside and scratch your legs or abdomen with the sharp middle toes.After the Byner family incident ,the town of Coober Pedy now live underground.
C906070 1 year ago
@C906070 why they went to that extreme is beyond me
hulkthefuror 1 year ago
pointless video
sniperyall88 1 year ago
U got kangaroo aidz on your face!!
MikeBellinger 1 year ago
bless you
kartoffel13 1 year ago
boring
tinacristinaecheverr 1 year ago
NOBODY SHOW THIS TO OBAMA!!! HE'S TRY AND START THE NEXT KANGAROO FLU EPIDEMIC!!!
allawenchen 1 year ago
0:09 wind style, air bullet !!
kinhotas 1 year ago
HOLY SHIT ITS A BIGROO
zaprs 1 year ago
Wees voorzichtig, niet te dicht.
23Sask 1 year ago
Kangaroo: You aint got no pancake mix!
Buddyb309 1 year ago 2
Woman: Hey little guy, is there anything i can get you
Kangaroo: NIGGA FUCK YO COUCH!!! sneeze!
batmanFAN07 1 year ago
roo's like, naw im tired, no, dont wanna, .....aw fk it....B!TCH GOT SQUAIDS!
Xenonalay 1 year ago
bless you
AllMindIsButOneMind 1 year ago
That baby Kangaroo looks a lot like a Wallabie.
MasterAlarad 1 year ago
LOL thats funny the kangaroo looks tired :)) so cute when he scratches his eye LOL
mybestfriendisashley 1 year ago
lol its the 80's or something look at those nasty blue elastic pants!!
jeffinator12345 1 year ago
Pretty sure that's a wallaby
marmot15 1 year ago
one word 2 describe that video... PWNED
AdDiSoN2016 1 year ago
Shes got aids on his hand
nunoslbbcb11 1 year ago
Kangaroo:wait for it.....wait for it....SNEEZE!
Lady: gross!
Kangaroo: thts wat u get
chica900 1 year ago
LOL AHAHAHA kangaroo sneeze on the lady w
XoxcookiesXox727 1 year ago
lady: *rubs face*
kangaroo: *wipes face off*
kangaroo: lady dont touch me *sneeze!*
Pinkfuzzybear101 1 year ago
he warned her, but she never listened :P
MMCBF 1 year ago
PWND.
womys 1 year ago
looks more like he was trying to spit on her for feeling his face
ginue02 1 year ago
namne him m roo-purt :P
deathofall321AE 1 year ago
He's allergic to humans =)
souljaaagiirl 1 year ago
(AnimalGrammies2010) The winner of the Sneeziest Kangaroo award is...
The baby kangaroo at the petting zoo!
Pokemon33Clubpenguin 1 year ago
Hmm. I've had a horse sneeze on me, but never a kangaroo.
TheTigerwolf55 1 year ago
I wonder why kangaroo's don't evolve thumbs like people.
RealmEternal 1 year ago
lol that kangaroo is like :Your my whore now
stinkysnak7 1 year ago
#LOL
giorgarasTHEemperor 1 year ago
so cute how that kanga rubs his eyes
naamhier 1 year ago 4
ghahahahahahahaah
youknowthat12 1 year ago
It's a wallaby.
identificationfailed 1 year ago
@identificationfailed lol no it isnt.
bentzenko 1 year ago
@identificationfailed dude, that ain't a wallaby.. do you even know the difference between a kangaroo and a wallaby? for instance in colors.. wallaby has bright colors for a fur and kangaroos have dark furs.. get it? so it's a baby kangaroo.
itumku 1 year ago