The Fantastic Zebras (original narration by Randall)

[ran2156]

Randall you funny little bastard. Your a honey badger

[JesusIsMyLightAlways]

Ever sense I started watching these videos... everything I read in science I hear his voice..

[Javedur313]

i think he is black

[dontiono1]

@Javedur313 y would he be black he dont sound black wtf! if u look to the left then scroll down youl see him

[SxyBeast232]

Hello. Hello there Zebras.

[Trebuchet1066]

Randall makes me laugh & that is terrific. Randall, Honey Badger Randall, we love you...

[MrSomething325]

whos a happy zebra!...ur a happy zebra!

[hawklady14]

Randall must not have seen the video of the zebras getting ready to stomp the tiny BABY honey badger into oblivion. It obviously posed no threat. They just wanted to get their hooves bloody, I guess. Zebras can be notoriously bad tempered, and are undeserving of Randall's sweet appreciation. In his "nasty-ass honey badger" video, Randall at least called a spade a spade. I love that video! Go, Randall! Oh, mama honey badger ran the candy-ass zebras off, and saved her little one.

[dontiono1]

@hawklady14 yeah cause mommy badger dont give a shit either she was like 'bitch u better back up from my baby cause i dont give a shit ill scratch ur eyes out u sobs!"

[DerpyLikesMuffins]

ZECORA'S FAMILY.

[ARROWtheFURRYfox]

...ithis is funny

[epikkay]

Liiiiiiooooooooonnnnnssss are cooooollllllllloooorrrrrblllll­iiiiiiinnnnndddd! so stupid!

[zubairnetwork]

Zebra's don't give a shit.

[FallenxAngelx90]

"OH LOOK AT THOSE HAPPY ZEBRAS! Who's a happy Zebra? Ahh ho ho! Look at these little zebras, they're so darling."

[KingdomheartsII]

You should have narrated the one where the zebras were mating and all the semen spills out.

[jamoXDlemon]

where does he get this music? Lol

[fluffthepenguin]

I turned on captions and it is hilarious. Try it!

[jtennisboy]

@fluffthepenguin i agree lol

[bitewingrocks]

@fluffthepenguin that is hilarious, as if it couldn't have gotten better. good call.

[helicazone6]

i wanna marry randall

[MegaMonkey311]

fantastic zebra,honey badger dont give a shit!

[MrMattnethan]

Fantastic Zebra? Honey Badger don't care

[bcarri2014]

43 lions watched this

1,723 people will see these in their backyard.

[imacatskate]

porn

[souleater000girl]

who's a happy zebra?! so darling.

[pinkylover75]

I LOVE HORSES AND ZEBRAS!

[darkmetakirby34]

you use the same music every time... i just realized that.

[washintan]

i learned the answer to Melman's question....

HE IS BLACK WITH WHITE STRIPS.

[propanda241]

DR OCTOGON-A-PUS BLARGH

[damianfloyd1129]

This video went viral on Paris

[kostantin94]

zebraz XD

[Widwo1324]

I love how he is so nice to the zebras

[nickpenner26]

I would love to watch this guy on National Geographic host his own show.

[BigTimeRusher72]

I swear, i learn so much from this guy! i love it

[ran2156]

That's awesome

[ran2156]

Sick my balls

[ellabellax5]

Hello! Hello there zebras!

Look at those zebras, their so thuuuursty.

Omh, look at those happy zebras.

Whos a happy zebra?

Look at these little zebras, their so darling!

And, Ill have you know. Lions.. are colorbliiind!

So stuuhpid.

=^.^=

[electriclizard37]

0:56 "Omg look at those Happy zebraaasss":D

[lilredpup]

whos a happy zebra best part bye zebras bye!

[billismienalien4ever]

I love how he plays the same cello song in every video xD

[MuchoKiller]

Those zebras don't give a shit about Randall's narration

[ryuzakilawlieet]

he traveled the paths  or her eggs? Jerry Clifford? wow

Google that is some really good captions

[MrGrissom14]

im not a happy zebra. im honey badger zebra!!!!!

[ItsCreatee]

I need to be awake in 3 hours and im watching this.

[joedye97]

damn i learn a lot from this !!! seriously

[TheFootinyourass]

Randall really should have a show on nat geo its funny as hell and informative

[Tiffawesomeness]

I just spent so much time watching all of Randall's Animals videos. I've never spent my time in a better way. I never will.

[kendrat199]

lmao. I died when the zebra raised his head and Randall said "Hello!"

[brocky501]

this is my new source of knowledge

honey badger dont give a shit

[23mrfizz23]

If I had a horse I'd name it zebra.

If I had a zebra I'd name it spot!!!

[theducttapemonster]

they actually travel in what are called "dazzles" rather than a herd or pack, its a dazzle of zebras. just sayin

[vidsaplenty99]

@theducttapemonster HOney badger dont give a shit

[ashpi19]

Who's a happy zebra?

I AM!!!!!!!!

LOL!

[happy2k1]

mwahahahahaha I knew it!They are black with white stripes!!!

[TerminallySidney]

I'm a Happy Zebra! :D

[TheCurlyqny]

if they played videos like this in school i would actually look forward to taking notes.

[Frozentear3]

@TheCurlyqny Yeah like:

- Honeybadger, nasty badass creature, doesn't give a shit, OMG eats snakes

- Basilisk, AKA Jesus Christ Lizard, because HAHAHA it runs over the water!!!

- The Stiffy Goat is.. I don't know. It feints. Oh it got back u- OH PLEASE they're just dying!

[kirkbutler12]

This video went viral on Thailand

[TheSamAP]

i always feel like i learn something from these videos....

[pinkylover75]

@TheSamAP there funny AND edicational!

[SasukeUchiha1951]

when he said there is more than i kind of zebra i was like THE FUCK U TAKIN BOUT?

[rocknrollandink4evr]

41 people are homophobes. Oh and honey badger don't give a shit!

[SeeGabeGo]

today randall taught me that zebras are actually black with white stripes and not the other way around.

[raudelunas]

my shrubs brings all the zebras to to yard

[krs1929]

i can see this guy on a talk show for wild animals =)

[stereoluhv]

Because the black and white stripes are great camoflauge to the grass!!! Lmao I love thiss guy!!!

[flufnutable]

Look at those happy zebras!!! They're so darling

[HitomiNoRyu]

Randell needs to talk about hippos~!

[1024546able]

r they black with white stripes or white with black stripes????

o please tell me magical voice please tell me or ill have to send honey bager off to get you little stupid.

*see im learning :3 )

[JaytheOstrich]

@1024546able He does tell you in the video, you know.

[samhcole23]

good bye zebrazz

[TheAbbyRM]

look at these thirsty zebra oh they look so stunning

[pockotaco]

dude u r awsome!!! and ur pretty badass! u should have ur own tv show. oh and hey can u do a vid about seals?

[theFunnyMan71]

Thumbs up if you wrote your entire geography report over this video.

[zak1689]

this made me want a pack of Zebra gum.

[GooGooKrockidiles]

I wanna see Randall do March of the Penguins.

[PersonIsTheWord]

subscribed now honey badger gives a shit!

[sldkvd]

and ill have u know lions are color blind; so stupid XD haha

[sgtslayer92]

Happy Zebras! oh Happy Happy Zebras!!!!!!!1

[RHunterK]

Anyone else waiting for a crocodile to pounce out of the water and take a zebra, and Randall have to narrate that?

[fatpiggie9]

What kind of footage IS THIS? I don't have any more copied... UHMMMM ZEBRAS.

[thantrus]

Why isn't Randall narrating for Discovery or Animal Planet?

[tascosaboy]

every time someone puts a honeybadger comment i give it a thumbs down

[PACMANnot]

@tascosaboy

Honeybadger don't give a fuck.

[christiand1999]

they arent jokes.because it isnt funny

[WalkthroughsMadeEasy]

@christiand1999 they arent supposed to be jokes, idiot. not everything has to be a joke to be funny. sorry your humor's too dry to understand that

[singinstar717]

Ok seriously enough with the honey badger jokes these r zebras stupid! And yes ik the honey badger doesn't give a shit! But seriously enough with the jokes stupid

[critchet630]

Three different species? Honey Badger don't give a shit....

[james53199]

dO ZEBRAS Have BELLy BuTTonS????

[dragonitefan98]

@james53199 Can you write without looking stupid? No.

[oooTheMuffinManooo]

fuck the honey badger, bullfrog cannibals dont give a shit, its bullfrog snack attack time

[XInuYashaLoverxxX]

@oooTheMuffinManooo Honey badger doesn't give a shit.

[iProFTW]

@oooTheMuffinManooo Honey Badger doesn't give a shit about your statement.

[ornjoos]

@oooTheMuffinManooo wrong video dude

[happy2k1]

@oooTheMuffinManooo Guess what Honey Badger dont give a shit!:D

[1996horseboy]

@oooTheMuffinManooo And does the Honey Badger really give a shit?

[therealjulia3]

"look at those tails. look at those happy zebras. awww whos a happy zebra. awww how darling."

[nuclearinsanity1]

haha! youre gay!

[sadielouguesswho]

hey zebras are black with white stripes

[ToritheKitty]

Black and white? Sounds like the none giving shit Honey Badger.

[Tracickles]

No Randall, you are so darling

[MIzuKAge97]

happy zebras the honey badger dont give a shit

[dogtraa]

no one really gives a fuck about the honey badgers >:C

wrong video guys

[Imiahwow]

I am going to the zoo tomorrow. After watching your videos on honey badger, bats, flamingos and zebras...I pretty much can't wait.

[jeffreyroy84]

look at that sleepy fuck

[philsphan2]

they're from Kenya stupid

[PrincessAlice1462]

does no one have anything better to say besides "Honey badger don't give a shit" cause I don't give a shit about your so called joke. It was the best line ever til everyone makes a comment that has nothing to do with the video

[ReneGoesRawrr]

"Zebrazzzz" Lolol

[MegaNerdasaurus]

You know who doesn't give a shit about all these honey badger jokes?

90% of YouTube

[ColdIceAngel]

Honey badger doesn't give a shit about you guys saying it doesn't give a shit...

[xenos12500]

zebra asses look like face honey badger dont care honey badger dont give a shit

[PrettyLittlePicture7]

White with black white stripes? Black with white stripes? You know what?! Honey Badger don't care! Honey Badger don't give a shit!

Yes I know that that joke has been done before. It's practically played out. You know what?! Just remember what the Honey Badger doesn't give.

[pkenney80]

Honey Badger doesn't eat twigs. do you know what honey badger eats???.... KOBRA

[dgherman01]

Honey Badger don't give a shit that this guy is gay.

[Late4dinner1]

honey badger still dont care!

[that1prince]

Are zebras black with white stripes or white with black stripes?

Honey Badger don't give a shit.

[omfgthisisapos]

He's so gay that i love him.

[brentgilson]

i want this guy to read me bed time stories...

[FireFailure7]

@brentgilson Me too.. I wish I could have had this guy help me sleep as a kid.

[Dabeastsicles]

@brentgilson I agree

[gollumthedog]

Honey badgers don't give a shit about happy zebras.

[lukefabis]

Should've pointed out they're a bunch of wild asses.

Like donkeys and horses.

[froggyparty96]

They should come over to my backyard

[ordead]

"WHO'S A HAPPY ZEBRA?"

[BlackBloodLegion]

Black with White stripes? Honey Badger Don't Give A Shit.

[Avcrocksmysocks22]

I love zebras I mean who doesn't

And who doesn't love Randell

[Jasonngarcia]

@Avcrocksmysocks22 randall*

[abossbuffalo]

1:25 he said "folksies". oh my god.

[xyankeefanx2213]

They have a good diet. Honey Badger don't give a shit

[KbabyBigheart]

haha! "What Kind of Footage is this?" haha <3

[edgetiq]

Black with white stripes? Honey Badger doesn't give a shit!

[PrizonierInTrafic]

The honey badger don't give a shit about the zebras. True story.

[MeitanteiHiryuu]

happy zebras :D

[TheJewel721]

He's totally gay. He just called the zebras darling.

[MeitanteiHiryuu]

@TheJewel721 that was your first clue?

[TheJewel721]

@MeitanteiHiryuu No, it was what made me 100% sure. I mean, what straight guy says darling? Or is freaked out by a snake getting eaten? Or has THAT VOICE?

[GunsandPicks]

Honey Badger still don't give a SHIT!

[MrSharkshockey228]

Honey badger would rape those zebras! because he don't give a shit

[grande1899]

Honey badger STILL don't give a shit!

[Cermak2795]

honey badger slap the fuck out of those zebras

[LittleGRim0105]

honey bager STILL dont give shit

[NatalieB1231]

Wow I learn more about animals when I watch your videos than I do in school.

[lillipad247]

@SuperTrex95 you got that right he really dosnt give a shit

[Rita3500]

I perfer herd. -.-

[dougyman13]

They travel in packs or heards which ever you prefer... Honey badger dont prefer honey badger dont give a shit!

[gunudown496]

Honey badger don't care!

[TubeWizard93]

Zebras are majestic? Honey badger dont care, honey badger dont give a shit.

[tompetuers]

Dumb lions cant see in color.

[47lionking]

thank god.. the top comments is not about the honey badger.

[BNicoleJackson]

@47lionking Honey Badger don't care! Honey Badger don't give a shit!

[MrWickerman89]

Just hold on a second... the top rated comment... and no honey badger?

well... not like he would give a shit about it....

[scaperune32]

It's like a Gay American Steve Irwin. Rip the crocodile hunter.(:

[renzo189]

I'm sorry, i was going to comment something about the honey badger, but, i don't give a shit

[XxdevilsxluvxX]

i wish this guy was my science teacher!

[KanesTheName95]

I like how it's the same fucking music in every single video LOOOOL oh god I'm dying

[huntersin]

I thought a crocodile was going to show up and snatch up one of the zebras

[DeaDCorE45]

This guy sounds like the gay dude in my aunt's beauty salon :)

[SkillsandClutchFilms]

I bet Honey Badger would eat them too! Cause Honey Bager don't give a shit!

[QueenAkela]

Darling zebras? Honey badger don't care!

[danniru11]

Their so darling :) lol

[FengZeXiao]

lions are color blind, im white so im not going to Africa with my black friend if we are too close it might mistake us for a zebra

[ilovedevin34]

It would be awesome if this guy was my Science teacher

[thanamesTACTLE]

Meanwhile back in Africa the Honey Badger is eating larva still not giving a shit.