A Christmas Mystery

[VauxhaulAstra]

Ashens head cam at the start of the vid!

[cookingboy3]

Lol, That's funny, If you watched closeley it said "Sofacam" And "Boozecam" in the corner for the cams

[niallblade]

the planning is over, no excuses now

[Brandon999LFC]

The two best things ashens has said: liquid filth and fatabatarang

[TheChannelOtaku]

Dr. Ashen has a "Boozecam". Classy!

[1993gandy]

WOW santa is real :D

[SockHatProductions]

The solver skull allways gets his liquid filth!!

[Danny77uk]

I have the exact same Lava lamp. Do you want mine? I need to get rid of it (I live in Norwich too).

[Davtwan]

0:49 - Hey it's the full-body cast skiing bear!

[ESMProductions]

1:20 the bear from christmas tat vid :D

[xXHomerSimpsonXx]

all hail the daubleganger system!!!!! or what ever its called

[Archelon100]

Silver skull D:

[Ashda8]

Nice to see the Silver Skull making an unpleasant return :)

[TheUltimateToad]

Wait... on the table.. The carrot Santa... Isn't that off Tatmas? XD

[JReed357]

the 12 days of tatmas lmao!!!

[paco466]

12 Days of twatmas!

[conorvaughanbaggaley]

@paco466  you could be the leading actor !!!!!!

[peaceonearth347]

@atomicflame53 I was thinking the exact same thing

[runescapeskillmaster]

17 people are followers of the silver skull

[lthnnpwr]

how do you hold the camera if I can see both of your hands? now that's a mistery.

[Tony72495]

@lthnnpwr he doesnt, he has a stand.

[752ada]

how did you record this if both your hands were full?

[myboombox2]

@752ada They always are... he has this stand thing of some sort

[SuperFlubble]

So CHEESY!

[indymogulfan882]

its the silver skull



[Razeluxe01]

that ending... o.o

[wolfloverist]

Its Zanta Claws from EddsWorld!!!

[seance13]

Love it! Tatmas! Good show, sir!

[zidane2k1]

lol, the skiing bear from the last Christmas Tat video is on the tree.

[randomlettersasdfg]

wtf?

[megadaredevil15]

Santa has been drinking! 

[KillYourPC]

I definetly need one of those boozecams...

[erikm12]

LIQUID FILTH

[wisteela]

@erikm12 I'm so using that term now.

[erikm12]

LIQUID FILTH

[Yelnuts71]

lol there is that tall santa from the christmas tat video :12

[linusheim]

There are 15 Christians that don't like the pillow Jesus.

[Keterkup]

i thought that the skeletal father christmas was gonna be noseybonk at first >.>

i'm glad i was not =3

[MrRedFredSaid]

Your sad little flat is so depressing, and the cheap Christmas decorations just make it worse. I feel very down now.

[ZeldaDD]

@MrRedFredSaid After saying that, I hope you live in some kind of large mansion. :P

[MrRedFredSaid]

@ZeldaDD - wow, I can't believe I made such a snotty comment. I wish I could take it back. Actually, his little flat is very tidy and I do appreciate someone who is clean and thrifty. And the decorations are nice, too.

I must have been in a really bad mood or something when I made the original comment.

[ZeldaDD]

@MrRedFredSaid No worries, happens to everyone (including myself) at times.

[bembry3000]

does everybody in the UK give santa pie and booze, if so that might explain why grandma got run over by a reindeer

[Darkwolf669]

Abbey tatmas.

[magicel2402]

did he say "evil doppelgänger"? 1:35

it´s already german :D

[fatboy221]

:O How are you holding the camera when you open the letter???

[snadderr89]

@fatboy221 I was wondering the same thing =/ I wonder.

[MacintoshUser1986]

Ok this is weird..I have that same chair but in red!

Ashens!

[AtomicFlame53]

I was expecting Father Christmas to be Nosey Bunk..

[RAMChYLD]

@AtomicFlame53 you and me both. Instead, it's C'thulthu...

[TVHighjacker]

ever thought of putting that lava lamp in the microwave or on a stove like they did in mythbusters

[matrixmairo]

MUST. RESIST. SAYING RETARDED COMMENT.... F**k this,

Thumbs up if you have a "Boozecam"

[IICakeDanceII]

Looks like that bear is still injured from his skiing trip. I wonder if they ever changed his cast from a year ago.

[ragoonz]

thankyou ashens



[BentleyHamilton]

@DIVX54978 It says "oxon", it means Oxford. Christ. Some people.

[AmazingL4rry]

I bet it's just The Crimson Skull in a disguise.

[xXLoliKramXx]

@BeatlesMadeTheWorld Tatmis?

[JULEKseinchannel]

santa ist sido..

[stanleyopar91]

14 people need a PopStation in their stocking this year

[rorkimaru]

Santa is TERRIFYING!!

[prectec]

father christmas has a wide penis

[mclmatty]

yey regular uploads from stuart :D too bad its only for 12 days :( lol

[TheAllBlackMan]

I just can't stop laughing at "Nicked my booze"!

[areforeverfan]

Santa Skull is coming in your house! He sees ya' when you're drinking! He knows when you're having a wank! He knows if you've been beating your wife, so don't beat her or it's your arse!

[BTTHEBAND]

Just what I thought... Ashens is always video taping.

[neoroland13]

we wish you a very tatmas

we wish you a very tatmas

we wish you a very tatmas

and a moaning new year!

[kimilu1]

u shoulda called it shitmas

[TDFreedomFighter]

whahah very funnny

[Jeshii117]

Santa at the end looked like a Death Eater. Just sayin'.

[UltimateVenom]

how are you filming this? do you have a camera cellotaped to your face?

[AlienLeaderFan]

b ^_^ d

[alexxj220]

Your so funny mate. Could you revew cheap and nasty things like i pod covers, leads, headophones, batteries and stuff. :)

[TheBigDolphin1]

@alexxj220 he already does!

[alexxj220]

@TheBigDolphin1 i know :) but like USB memory sticks, poundland torches, Food and stuff. :) ive watched all of his videos because i have no life :P

[TheMangoesonrun]

I nicked ur booze sorry

[TheRealLaugh99]

no1 like !!! its 1337

[yakky44]

woah

1337 likes!

how leet?!

[biggus90]

How the fuck did he hold the camera and use both of his hands and talk. My mind is fucking blown

[1337helix]

@biggus90 1. Get down on your knees;

2. Put my dick in your mouth;

3. Move your head back and forth, back and forth, repeatedly;

4. Swallow.

[ktqueen]

This is incredibly similar too the icelandic tradition of giving children small presents the last 12 days before christmas.

[Marich150493]

Awesome as always...

[CyberNetTV]

hahah how exciting...:)

[0Frankthepimp0]

hahaha i saw the bear in the full body cast in skiing gear on the tree hahahah

[Noobst3R99]

@0Frankthepimp0 I have that one hanging in my tree too. :D

[EmeraldJunkie]

And on the 12th day of Tatmas Poundland sold to me...

[mattwilhelm60]

oh ashen you've done it again

[EBOWARRIOR]

Gawd bless us everyone.

[HTprods]

'Bloody festive son of a bitch'

[TheBigDolphin1]

THE SILVER SKULL IS BACK AGAIN! XD! TWELVE DAYS OF TATMAS!

[1999andreas]

look at the tree and right hand corner at 1:36 and you can see the injured bear and rocket santa

[samwij1]

LIQUID FILTH

[Johnnyafc2008]

Oscar winning acting there.....

[chriskelly551]

thumbs up for amazing acting

[rjc0234]

lol (BA HONS oxon)

[THEPwnApple]

The Silver Skull eh! my word!

-Kyle

[shadow5692]

you've got to say "bah, humbug" in at least 7 of the videos.

[ashens]

Hmm, apologies for the pre-roll video ad - They've changed the options for disabling them. Should be OK now.

[The2323full]

@ashens yay i am so happy.. if only i knew what that ment

[nintendofreak11]

Cant wait for 'Tatmas in July'

[smitty618]

i almost jumped for joy

[Newbonzy]

of course when I start watching an ashens video, youtube goes all wonky.

[Pyewackettt]

Yayyyy!

[masteryodadobby]

12 people scratched Dr. Ashens sofa.

[hax0r555]

He's been alive for hundreds of years and he's only got a Bachelor's Degree?

No wonder he's so fat and alcoholic, bloody prick doesn't even try to apply himself.

[danthevick]

I Was expecting a noseybonk father Christmas :P But i guess we don't want children to be boarding up they're chimneys before Christmas do we ? .... Do we ?

[DALEK86]

to all you impatient people who won't shut up, do you really think he's going to make the first video at the very beginning of the day?! it probably has to edit it first. give him some time and shut up.

[RuikeiWolf]

Oh man, this was priceless xD

[bikegirl2]

i cant wait any longer...

[lov3y0ualhawi]

booooring

not gonna whatch that

[theperfectone121212]

The Silver Skull makes a welcome return, I assume.

[PPPrulez]

@GoHabsGo0708 I see rocket santa next to the tree on table with the liquid filth :D

[EVILC44]

0:09

LIQUID FILTH!!!

[MilkMan778]

I CAN'T WAIT.

[zhaneranger]

ahhh its alright he only stole the cheap screw top wine

[boffyroxnumber1fan1]

liqud flith love that song lol

[faceyfaceface]

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

[sk8teh14]

Oy, bloody 'ell, only 12 days 'till crissmass? My knickers are in a twit.

[GearsOfHalo117]

Make with the tat!!

[twotailed]

On the first day of Tatmas, Sir Ashen gives to thee...

A non-existant tat-review tree!

[Exarian]

nice and al but I don't see your tat reviews... 

[liquidbreaker]

LMAO dildo santa, injured bear, and all that crappy christmas tat from last years!! Hooray!!

[TimesNuRoman]

im sooo excooooooite

[MrSpidercat3]

where is your intro

[StrawKatt]

Anyone else notice that bear on the tree? x] Course ya'll did. ASHENS FOLLOWERS, UNITE!

[DnjnHadouken]

NICE! love ashens

[steakhacher4242]

epic ending is epic

[RetroGamer1000]

1,234 people know how to count.

[arronhunt]

0:45 if he is using both hands to open the paper, who is holding the camera??

[PPPrulez]

@arronhunt don't be silly everyone knows through playing far too much half life he has his very own first person camera built into him :D

[ThatEccentricguy]

christmas mystery, christmas misery more like

[iTouchiPodez]

THE SILVER SKULL

[iTouchiPodez]

12 New Videos, HE LIED.

[CEdwardson]

Yay!!! I hope it isn't all stuff from the "12 days of Christmas!!"

[GODMONSTERRARGH]

@CEdwardson Yes, he's going to review a patridge, and a golden ring.

[zeldajunkielol2]

@GODMONSTERRARGH on the first day of tatmas Dr. Ashens gave to me. A popstation in a pear tree.

[ReaperRob]

Boozecam FTW!

[pyroflameproductions]

I love you.

[fook123]

So where is video one? O_O

[runescapeskillmaster]

yay for the christmas tat from your review

[RefElvis]

12 new videos, he lied....

[Polyfusia]

It's the day after, and no tat review. Did I miss something?

[MooseOfReason]

Ba Hons?

[Yerffoeg5]

OH GOD THE SILVER SKULL.

[xenonkay]

It must be a sign that I've handled too many LEDs when I can recognize that the light beam at the end of the video is coming from a Cree XR-E LED behind a plano-convex lens.

[42PalaceOfWisdom42]

Hooray for Tat!

[drsirsigma]

YAY!!!! I can't wait for the review tomorrow!

[MrLegodude1234567890]

aaaahhh silver skull

[Sycoraxic98]

LIQUID FILTH REFERENCE FOR THE WIN!

[derFischmoerder]

Oh, joy.

[undergroundstash]

This is going to be very awesome.

[Xanaboy13]

Ribbons! The Christmas Lanyard!

[kenizzyny]

"bloody festive son of a bitch"

[flyffknights]

LOL BOOZECAM

[Cena316AA]

I love Tatmas!

[Ufaithful]

bloody festive son of a bitch!

[311fob]

How is Ashens holding the camera when he's opening the letter??

[CJNconor]

@311fob Tripod.

[fruitegirl]

blood festive son of a bitch!

[teel115]

I honesty expected Nosey Bonk, not Tinfoil Skull (or whatever).

[LucarFox]

2:21

almost thought it was... daft punk er something...

[AlexMote1995]

Liquid Filth. I still remember that remix thing.

[aznes004]

I love this update! lol

[cammiso94]

ha ha. you recorded on my birthday. 

[neon471]

Why was I expecting it to be noseybonk in a christmas suit?

[t3hUBER]

Hooray for Yellow Couch! And Oscar!

[rotomrocks12312]

FOLLOWING THE CAPS LOCK TREEEEENNNND!!

[ScullyboyDX]

The good doctor just got me in the x mas spirit.

[AARTaylorSwift]

YAY Any female fans of Ashens?? FRIEND REQUEST ME!! FEMALEASHENSFANSUNITE

He HAS been nicking my wine BLOODY FESTIVE SON OF A BITCH

LMAISO BEST ASHENS LINE EVAH

[xkennyPLx]

OH NO! IT'S ZANTA CLAWS!

[Hannahrocks987]

Cant wait for this!

[Laughtraxx]

His first video is on his website. It is a eview of a game called Night Walkfor the Comodoore Amiga. Its in his line of "Terrible old games That YOU Porobalby Never Hared Of"

[AshmoreVid]

epic