Ironically enough, you're acting out exactly what you accuse the billboards to be doing. Presumptious, arrogant, self-rightous ignorance in big,bold typeface. The assumptions you make about how Christians think and act based on leftist exaggerations are way off keel.
I'm kind of confused by the message here, you say "keep it to yourself and we'll get along" Is that a bash at atheist billboards as well? because if it is i would have to disagree, right wing Christians certainly do not keep god out of government so i don't think atheists should have to feel bad about putting up billboards.
I find it sad that the comments are all so hateful. You'd think that all these religious people would be a little more forgiving. Isnt that what their silly storybook tells them.. oh wait... no no, the bible is filled with hateful messages. I remember now. HA!
So "That 'love thy Neighbor' thing... I meant it. - God" becomes "But only if you're White, Christian and Conservative."? So apparently All Christians are racists and conservatives. I don't really get how the original ones are offensive to non-believers (except for the "one nation under me" one, but come on! The euphemism potential there is off the charts.)
awesome!!! i would love to see these all over... thank you for pointing it out that everyone is different we all believe in different things and everyone should just except it
I love the way people are sooo offended by this..I dont get offended when you bible thumpers try to say that their word is true when in reality Rosetta Stone came out with software that translated the Book of the Dead(from Ancient Egypt) and it had proved that many of the passages in the bible were stolen from this ancient civilization..
@bignoselittledog This was genius, dude. I'm doing a guest spot at Sidesplitters tonight and I think you're Featuring, right? Looking forward to it man. Good stuff...
@bignoselittledog Brilliant video, and I couldnt agree more. In my opinion is someone stops likeing you for expressing your opinions, you dont need em anyway. Subscribed! thanks again :-)
@MSc0tt90 bignose, ignore this guy. He says he liked you, lost respect for you and then says he'll "still laugh at" you. At you, not with you. Doesn't sound like someone who respects a person.
Sarcasm alert: Oh, you are just SO clever! Illiterate hate mail? You're the one who couldn't spell O'Malley. "Comedian", huh? For your sake, I hope you have a 2nd job.
I just think you are playing up all the usual negative Christian stereotypes, that's all. Do these billboards really make you angry, or are you just riffing, comedy-wise? Just curious.
They put up all of those billboards, then they freak out when one is put up in New York that says, "Imagine No Religion" the background of the billboard had both towers still standing.
I must have missed it when God physically put up those billboards. Of course, paraphrasing your God isn't something he explicitly said not to do. Moron.
The God boards "tell the truth"? umm....which god would that be, yellowfish? oh yeah right, YOUR brand of diety, eh; the christian god. I see. All the billions of believers in other gods, THEIR gods would differ with you and say their god is "THE TRUTH".
Eh. You get annoyed when you see a God billboard, I get annoyed when I see a planned parenthood one. Man, wouldn't it be awesome if free speech only worked for people who agreed with you? Oh well, welcome to America.
EXCELLENT! if I were a billionaire I'd pay to put up a billboard right next to each one of those silly and arrogant eyesores. Especially the Pro_life bullshit billboards.
Not sure I liked the one about adoption, but beyond that, it's great! (We've got too many children out there that could use a good loving -- nontheistic -- family).
i might sympathize with pro-lifers if they had a plan as to what to do with all those unwanted kids they "save". ya dig? i knew that you could. thanks for the kudos.
On one hand, we have mountains upon mountains of cosmological evidence supporting the current model of the Universe, and the math involved is so precise it's not even funny.
On the other hand, we have a story written by Bronze Age herdsmen about a woman made from a rib who was tricked into eating an apple by a talking snake, and that's why evil exists.
So it's a perfect point to make: The difference between fantasy and observable reality.
Yeah, I meant the original. What I meant was that if we had those where I lived, I'd feel pretty insulted by a big sign that says 'If you believe in this, you're stupid' without even offering a counter argument.
The video describes billboards that are "presumptuous, arrogant, self-righteous ignorance in big, bold type face." Yet, you end the video by saying, "bring on the illiterate hate mail." Talk about presumptuous, arrogant, self-righteous ignorance in big, bold type face at the end of your video! Oh the irony!
This is why I no longer consider myself an atheist but a rationalist to avoid the new atheist tribal/cult mentality going on.
You poor Americans! No wonder your atheists are so passionate. I've never seen a sign like that in my life, and the same is probably true of most Europeans.
Love the K.iT.T.Y. logo!
jonwillis 1 year ago
Great stuff.
JumperK 1 year ago
Your message, while intentionally hurtful and short sighted, is not completely lost on me.
But why the gratuitous dig on adopted children. Are you really that cold hearted? You have to intend insult on innocence? Pretty creepy...
green2life 1 year ago
Ironically enough, you're acting out exactly what you accuse the billboards to be doing. Presumptious, arrogant, self-rightous ignorance in big,bold typeface. The assumptions you make about how Christians think and act based on leftist exaggerations are way off keel.
Frisbinator 1 year ago
I like how mention tolerance, recognition and reverence and then go on to basically mock others beliefs.
Noticed you also stayed basically in the confines of the good old white boy Christian realm. To big a pussy to mock Muslims or Jews?
unregisteredcoward 1 year ago
Should do more of these!
Rokusho39 1 year ago
Best video ever!!!
VidMasterZ 1 year ago
I'm kind of confused by the message here, you say "keep it to yourself and we'll get along" Is that a bash at atheist billboards as well? because if it is i would have to disagree, right wing Christians certainly do not keep god out of government so i don't think atheists should have to feel bad about putting up billboards.
captain3xtreme 1 year ago
I find it sad that the comments are all so hateful. You'd think that all these religious people would be a little more forgiving. Isnt that what their silly storybook tells them.. oh wait... no no, the bible is filled with hateful messages. I remember now. HA!
jmattos 1 year ago
i liked the prelude, but the dueling billboards concept seems insipid, and to top it off the jokes aren't even funny.
and i'm not really into banjo music..
sorry. nice try i guess. i would have rather just read more ranting.
Naxzgul23 1 year ago
So "That 'love thy Neighbor' thing... I meant it. - God" becomes "But only if you're White, Christian and Conservative."? So apparently All Christians are racists and conservatives. I don't really get how the original ones are offensive to non-believers (except for the "one nation under me" one, but come on! The euphemism potential there is off the charts.)
Oh and I'm a right wing atheist, just to clarify.
andrewclunn 1 year ago
first sentence isnt true, vermont doesn't allow billboards on their highways
jonbanes 1 year ago
why should i have to respect other people's nonsense?
IceFurnace 1 year ago
awesome!!! i would love to see these all over... thank you for pointing it out that everyone is different we all believe in different things and everyone should just except it
nichellemitchell 1 year ago
I love the way people are sooo offended by this..I dont get offended when you bible thumpers try to say that their word is true when in reality Rosetta Stone came out with software that translated the Book of the Dead(from Ancient Egypt) and it had proved that many of the passages in the bible were stolen from this ancient civilization..
dentrock 1 year ago
@bignoselittledog This was genius, dude. I'm doing a guest spot at Sidesplitters tonight and I think you're Featuring, right? Looking forward to it man. Good stuff...
srvoar3 1 year ago
bumer. i liked this guy alot. i just lost sooooooo much respect for him. i'll still laugh at him though
MSc0tt90 2 years ago
why? because we don't agree on something? grow up, dude.
respect my comedy.
ignore my opinions.
live and let live....which was the point of the video.
bignoselittledog 2 years ago
@bignoselittledog Brilliant video, and I couldnt agree more. In my opinion is someone stops likeing you for expressing your opinions, you dont need em anyway. Subscribed! thanks again :-)
jmattos 1 year ago
@MSc0tt90 bignose, ignore this guy. He says he liked you, lost respect for you and then says he'll "still laugh at" you. At you, not with you. Doesn't sound like someone who respects a person.
Oh, and kudos, MSc0tt. On a point well missed.
Pushtrak 1 year ago
Nice! I like the way the second is so much better and more realistic. :)
Adry1412 2 years ago
I think you had a great idea here, but where's the wit? Cleverness? originality?
ScottyDoes82 2 years ago
If you don't like the God billboards then just don't look at them!
hydvn6 2 years ago
It would be even better if they never put them up in the first place!.
EchosFromaBlankMind 2 years ago
@hydvn6 um...its a giant freakin sign, how do you NOT look at them?
xaviorbat 2 years ago
Brilliant. :)
Keep up the good work!
Sabertoothedfeline 2 years ago
Thank god for normal people...... ;)
bpow2404 2 years ago
Awesome!! Very clever, and good conclusion.
5 stars!
Bidouillette70 2 years ago
I love it man! Great job!
DOUGLA192 2 years ago
5/5
MatchCard 2 years ago
this, was, HILARIOUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
GOOD JOB DUDE
jizzyisme 2 years ago
Sarcasm alert: Oh, you are just SO clever! Illiterate hate mail? You're the one who couldn't spell O'Malley. "Comedian", huh? For your sake, I hope you have a 2nd job.
ForeverYoung58 3 years ago
O'Malley is a last name that can be spelled several ways.
no second job needed. educated folks need a laugh, too.
and if you were more secure with your own religion, you might not get offended so easily. im just sayin' is all.
bignoselittledog 3 years ago
I just think you are playing up all the usual negative Christian stereotypes, that's all. Do these billboards really make you angry, or are you just riffing, comedy-wise? Just curious.
ForeverYoung58 3 years ago
Wonder if we could do that to some billboards in the real world.
bloodyrediron 3 years ago
I think this was funny for both christians and atheists.
All though its my belief that christians dont have humor, and now i'm building a scientific model to test my theorie.
I mean i can believe they dont have humor, but whats a belief worth without backing it up?
Kaandorpius 3 years ago
LMAO!!!
tsumetashi22 3 years ago
Sweet
MaskedSkeptic 3 years ago
I love it! Brilliant.
sockpuppetsfromhell 3 years ago
wunderbar!
mikemikemofo 3 years ago
That was awesomely funny. Stupid God billboards in the state of Texas and whatnot. Ahhh, gotta love the South.... I guess.
rhynfalcon 3 years ago
LULZ! Great video!
pixelatedxdeath 3 years ago
They put up all of those billboards, then they freak out when one is put up in New York that says, "Imagine No Religion" the background of the billboard had both towers still standing.
RosieDesire 3 years ago
why don't you go fuck yourself
lareneg72 3 years ago
Illiterate hate mail? Dictated, I guess. Ok, I know what you mean :p
Loved the vid. My thoughts exactly.
MikaylaStarstuff 3 years ago
Hahah very cool!
obie666 3 years ago
ha. maybe you dont like the "God" boards because they actually TELL THE TRUTH. maybe you should try him. you know...GOD. you may see differently
yellowfish08 4 years ago
Haha. Truth? Whatever...
MikaylaStarstuff 3 years ago
Way to miss the point. You're no better than those boards.
Mikister 3 years ago
I must have missed it when God physically put up those billboards. Of course, paraphrasing your God isn't something he explicitly said not to do. Moron.
Icithis 3 years ago
The God boards "tell the truth"? umm....which god would that be, yellowfish? oh yeah right, YOUR brand of diety, eh; the christian god. I see. All the billions of believers in other gods, THEIR gods would differ with you and say their god is "THE TRUTH".
PaineLover 3 years ago
@yellowfish08 They tell the opinion of some. The "truth" of a man-made religion.
Scorpionwind 1 year ago
Eh. You get annoyed when you see a God billboard, I get annoyed when I see a planned parenthood one. Man, wouldn't it be awesome if free speech only worked for people who agreed with you? Oh well, welcome to America.
mswindle08 4 years ago
Excellent...lol
flyingscot777 4 years ago
lol that was funny
motoman6k 4 years ago
EXCELLENT! if I were a billionaire I'd pay to put up a billboard right next to each one of those silly and arrogant eyesores. Especially the Pro_life bullshit billboards.
PaineLover 4 years ago
your an idiot
lareneg72 3 years ago
It is "You're" , not "your", lareneg. Nice rebuttal there. You call me an idiot. You know what the word: "irony" means? Look it up, Einstein.
PaineLover 3 years ago
Not sure I liked the one about adoption, but beyond that, it's great! (We've got too many children out there that could use a good loving -- nontheistic -- family).
Mudak326 4 years ago
that's the point!
i might sympathize with pro-lifers if they had a plan as to what to do with all those unwanted kids they "save". ya dig? i knew that you could. thanks for the kudos.
bignoselittledog 4 years ago
Very nice. Someone put one of those up in my university town, and it was promptly defaced.
We ought to put some Islamic billboards up around the Bread Bowl, see what happens then.
soulbiscuit 4 years ago
That first one doesn't even make sense. What's the argument? Pointing and laughing does not a good debater make.
HassaniSabbahX 4 years ago
Regarding the Big Bang versus Adam and Eve:
On one hand, we have mountains upon mountains of cosmological evidence supporting the current model of the Universe, and the math involved is so precise it's not even funny.
On the other hand, we have a story written by Bronze Age herdsmen about a woman made from a rib who was tricked into eating an apple by a talking snake, and that's why evil exists.
So it's a perfect point to make: The difference between fantasy and observable reality.
TimmonsCello 4 years ago
Yeah, I meant the original. What I meant was that if we had those where I lived, I'd feel pretty insulted by a big sign that says 'If you believe in this, you're stupid' without even offering a counter argument.
HassaniSabbahX 4 years ago
Alas, I live in Texas. So I have seen several of them around the Dallas / Fort Worth area.
TimmonsCello 4 years ago
The video describes billboards that are "presumptuous, arrogant, self-righteous ignorance in big, bold type face." Yet, you end the video by saying, "bring on the illiterate hate mail." Talk about presumptuous, arrogant, self-righteous ignorance in big, bold type face at the end of your video! Oh the irony!
This is why I no longer consider myself an atheist but a rationalist to avoid the new atheist tribal/cult mentality going on.
aoworkemail3 4 years ago
actually, we agree on that...i've never called myself anything but a rationalist. ANY zealot scares the fudge outta me.
however, i don't think this little movie is irrational in the least bit.
bignoselittledog 4 years ago
You poor Americans! No wonder your atheists are so passionate. I've never seen a sign like that in my life, and the same is probably true of most Europeans.
Therion63 4 years ago
Oh yeah, i live in Texas and this crap is everywhere. Not to mention a church on every corner. But the christians ARE opressed.
johnnyfatsac 4 years ago
Haha nice! :D
s8ntmark 4 years ago
Fabulous!
jde1757 4 years ago
I find those god billboards terribly ignorant and annoying. Thanks for the lift!
tutcher 4 years ago